counterculture? PSH (644 hits)
Category: NoneRating: -0.5 on 17 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by nahnoneofit (View user info) at 2005-12-04 04:08:34 EST
why is shaking hands so goddamn complicated and awkward? what was wrong with a slight grip, a couple up and down shakes and then you let go and nonchalantly wipe your hand on your pants?
whats with all these complicated-ass paterns that ALWAYS just end up with awkward fumbling? Do you really expect me to know your combination of hand flicks and movements you insist on fucking touching me with?
does it make you feel like youre impressing me?
from now all you get is a solid fist, so you can feel like a dumbass when you wipe that shit eating grin of your face and snap from your skewed reality of chillin with your buds for a moment to realize that your outstretched hand is going unheeded by my solid, simple fist tap. youll feel like a dumbass for a split second before your head goes back into your ass before (god forbid) you learn about the ridiculouslessness of your stupid handshake, and maybe do something to better yourself.
*taps fist*
whats up dude?
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Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-12-04 16:45:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Personally if someone tries to pull off one of those nigger handshakes I just withdraw my hand. I'm not bringing myself down to their pitiful level.
Anyway, what the shit was the point of this post?
Submitted by nahnoneofit (user info) at 2005-12-04 11:46:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
her, circe, im sorry for calling you names and such.
its kind of silly of me to get upset at negative feedback when i put up big incoherent diary entries for strangers to read, when theyre looking for something interesting to read.
just tryin to learn the ropes.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2005-12-04 10:38:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Syd Barrett? Have you finally been freed from the prison that is schizophrenia?
Also, has Jesus saved your soul or did you just have this picture taken in Grandma's bedroom?
Seriously though- the suggestion in the 'professional' world (ugh) for a standard handshake is a firm grip, 2 pumps of the fist and end it. It seems to be work well for both genders. I'm more fond of a hug myself, but strangers might get a little uncomfortable when I wrap my arms around them and squeeze.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-12-04 10:29:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
My god, kiddo, you look like someone beat seven types of shit out you.
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2005-12-04 08:39:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
uff...
Submitted by nahnoneofit (user info) at 2005-12-04 06:52:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
it must suck being you.
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-12-04 06:40:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
What the hell am I reading? And why is it poorly punctuated? What the hell is up with that fucking picture?
Submitted by nahnoneofit (user info) at 2005-12-04 06:29:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
pen name, do you have an aim screen name or email?
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-12-04 05:28:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
WTG?
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-12-04 04:44:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
it's not that different. the noise doesn't go away. at best, you can see her eyeball better. haha
i wouldn't know how to up the brightness other than with Photoshop or paintshop pro. if you have a digital camera, it probably came bundled with an image editor program. you might be able to use that.
Submitted by nahnoneofit (user info) at 2005-12-04 04:43:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
how are you gonna tell me thats content free?
WHAT THE FUCK DOY OU PEOPLE WANT FROM ME
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-12-04 04:41:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
content-free Sun?
Submitted by nahnoneofit (user info) at 2005-12-04 04:35:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
im curious as to what that picture looks like all brightened...
i cant do it in paint though, im retarded, what should i use?
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-12-04 04:32:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hey, don't get me wrong. I LOVE the women...snoogins...
I think the last time i used that awesome trick was for an this camwhore
http://www.ubersite.com/m/63343
Submitted by nahnoneofit (user info) at 2005-12-04 04:24:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
IF youre feeeling faggoty**
Submitted by nahnoneofit (user info) at 2005-12-04 04:23:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
no dude... i was blacked out then, my friends had written ALL over me.
i have an actual cam whore in my CRACK ROCK STEADY post, youre feeling faggoty.
thank you for the +2
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-12-04 04:17:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i love it when people use the dark camwhore...i go straight to photoshop and brighten it up. it's like a treasure hunt.
is that a tat on your neck? or did i up the contrast too much?