Things I would give my right nut for..... (728 hits)
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Submitted by JapanFour (View user info) at 2005-12-05 00:07:01 EST
Here is what I'd be willing to give my right nut up for.
1.) Some good head.
2.) A box of Tic-Tacs.
4.) Someone to teach me how to count.
5.) A fat girl that smells like a pumpkin pie.
6.) A new hackey sack. The good kind too, not them cheap shits you get at Wal-Mart.
7.) and five dollars.
If anyone is interested....please let me know. My right nut comes fully equipped with two herpes sores and five warts.
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Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-12-11 21:31:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sounds like my prayers.
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2005-12-11 16:23:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Find a good medical research college that is buying testicles. Most of them will pay $50,000 and upwards, though I don't know if they are really looking for ying yang herpes nuts, so to speak.
Submitted by XFile (user info) at 2005-12-05 03:47:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Are you a Redneck?
Submitted by Iago (user info) at 2005-12-05 03:41:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
What are you? a fucking hippy?
Who the hell uses hackysack any more?
Why do you need five dollars, you got to be seriously poor. i can undestand wanting a billion dollars, but not 5. But then i guess its all relative.
Submitted by gokukuhn (user info) at 2005-12-05 03:13:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
lol teh funny! aweseom post bro! i got ticktacks and 5 dollars and a mouth i give good head lol i give you all for your nut!
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2005-12-05 03:09:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm pretty sure we'd all be better off if you gave them both, so we don't have to worry about you reproducing.
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-12-05 00:49:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
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Here is what I'd be willing to give my right nut up for.
1.) Someone desperate enough to suck my dick.
2.) Someone who could cure me of this chronic halitosis.
3.) Brains
4.) The ability to use the above item.
5.) A girlfriend
6.) A life
7.) Five dollars
If anyone is interested....please let me know. My right nut comes fully equipped with two herpes sores, five warts, and a perfect DNA match for Urbane's next child.
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Now, I'll admit, I'm not very fluent in ghey, but I think that's the gist of it.
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2005-12-05 00:37:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
3) Some brains.
Submitted by podium (user info) at 2005-12-05 00:36:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by bush_for_god (user info) at 2005-12-05 00:25:55 (#)
Ranking: -2
B@W
Submitted by bush_for_god (user info) at 2005-12-05 00:25:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
B@W
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-12-05 00:21:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This -2 is because you admitted to trying to start a bandwagon.
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2005-12-05 00:13:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I wish you were dead. Thats all I have to say.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-12-05 00:13:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Add 'an entertaining post' to that list.
Submitted by JapanFour (user info) at 2005-12-05 00:12:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-12-05 00:09:03 (#)
Ranking: -2
This -2 is for shame...
You'd give up one of your testicles for a hacky-sack? You cheap bastard!
Also, I can see this post starting a fucking bandwagon.
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that was kind of the point.
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-12-05 00:09:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This -2 is for shame...
You'd give up one of your testicles for a hacky-sack? You cheap bastard!
Also, I can see this post starting a fucking bandwagon.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2005-12-05 00:08:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
clever