Jumping in, and on the big list fetish for the day...Yack! (628 hits)
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Submitted by Mike <tormencha.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2005-12-05 11:46:39 EST
Here be the list:
1) I was born, not tube created.
2) I went through 9 years of Catholic grammer school and I truely feel it fucked me up more then anything else to date.
3) Spent atleast 6 years in the Boy Scouts....never did get that eagle scout award, but I have other awards in the years that followed that might make up for that.
4) Went to 4 years of public high school...and yes..it was HIGH school. *Yuck Yuck*
5) Proceeded into the military, US Army 75th Ranger Regiment...my hair was always short. But not now.
6) Earned various awards there...the names of such are available upon request.
7) Married while in the military. Lasted 10 years, had two daughters...kicked the wife to the curb, as she became lazy and very useless as a human being! But I love my girls to the core!
8) Remarried few years later....much smarter and more, uplifting lady (wink wink)...but she also fell victim to her own lack of self esteem and or motivation so needless to say...KICK!
9) Currently employeed in the finacial industry, almost 20 years...and yes, I'm fucking bored off my ass! But I do get paid well!
10) Currently thinking about cashing in all my chips and moving to Alaska and living like Richard Prenoake did. Why?...Because people suck! *lol*
11) yadda yadda yadda...Belch!
User Reviews
Submitted by Tormencha (user info) at 2005-12-05 16:48:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Panda.....thank you! Thank you for the civil, gentle, and outright potentialy bitchy comment!
I camwhored her....yummy!...LOL!
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2005-12-05 14:11:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
These Boy Scouts always used to walk through my side yard... I was young at the time (maybe 7), but I can vividly remember thinking that they were all cute.
I used to do this thing in church when I would decide if the person was cute or ugly when they walked past me on their way back from receiving communion.
My brother got in so much trouble when he actually stated his opinions outloud. I wonder if anyone else ever does this?
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2005-12-05 14:01:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by full_frontal (user info) at 2005-12-05 11:53:12 (#)
Ranking: 0
who the fuck are you, fozzy the bear? yucka yucka
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The comment made me laugh, so here's a +1 for ya
Submitted by Tormencha (user info) at 2005-12-05 12:53:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Scourgey....I can only imagine what heights your pillars of poop have reached!
Schlongy...Kill him for me please!
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2005-12-05 12:47:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-12-05 12:42:38 (#)
Ranking: 0
Not at all.
I like the fact that he already kicked out two broads when he lost interest.
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Alright, I'll buy that, as it seems to follow the Shlongy code.
This post is still a giant fucking pile of crap, however.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-12-05 12:42:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Not at all.
I like the fact that he already kicked out two broads when he lost interest.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2005-12-05 12:33:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-12-05 12:29:21 (#)
Ranking: 0
This wasn't THAT bad.
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You're just saying this to be argumentative. Admit it.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-12-05 12:29:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
This wasn't THAT bad.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-12-05 12:29:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Tormencha (user info) at 2005-12-05 12:19:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Random....You care, I know you care. But do I care? FUCK NO!
Submitted by randomhero83 (user info) at 2005-12-05 12:16:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
NO ONE CARES.
Submitted by Tormencha (user info) at 2005-12-05 12:14:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Claymation...to annoy opinionated assholes like yourself! *kiss*
Submitted by claymation_dude (user info) at 2005-12-05 12:08:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Boring, pointless and misspelled. Why did you bother writing it?
Submitted by windowsrcold (user info) at 2005-12-05 12:08:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Good list of reasons why you hate people. I too hate people.
Submitted by Tormencha (user info) at 2005-12-05 12:07:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
leilani...the reason, I think that they drop their motivation is because I make life to damn comfortable for them. I'll do this and I'll do that....they get spoiled! My own fault...but, blame it on catholic school! *LOL*
Hey Pentameter...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!You Dick!
Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2005-12-05 12:06:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
...lazy, useless, lack of self-esteem. GOD WHAT DID YOU DO TO THESE POOR WOMEN
Submitted by Tormencha (user info) at 2005-12-05 12:03:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Penta-pecker...blah blah blah!
Submitted by Tormencha (user info) at 2005-12-05 12:01:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
leilani......Thanks!
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Scourge......Eat shit!
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-12-05 12:00:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
This sucked! I hate it when people use tons of exclaimation points!
GO FUCK YOURSELF!
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2005-12-05 11:54:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Well, two women became slovenly trash while married to you. I'm sure the thing they had in common had nothing to do with it.
Fucking moron. I don't like these bandwagons.
Submitted by full_frontal (user info) at 2005-12-05 11:53:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
who the fuck are you, fozzy the bear? yucka yucka
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2005-12-05 11:52:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i think the women would make a good post. what do you mean, they lose their motivation? interesting list.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-12-05 11:52:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-12-05 11:49:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
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