The big list of things you don’t know about me and most likely don’t care about (760 hits)
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Submitted by punkerrjess (View user info) at 2005-12-05 15:12:56 EST
Yeah, yeah, I'm jumping on the bandwagon. My creativity has been lacking lately, but I still want to post, so here goes.
I hate typing in Times New Roman. I have changed the Word settings in every single computer I have ever had to automatically start in Book Antigua.
If all that is available is that powdered non-dairy creamer crap, I won't have coffee. Nothing tastes as good as half and half.
For the 8 hours that I am at work, I really only work for about 2 hours. My boss is always amazed at how much I accomplish every day.
My shower routine is the same every time. I have tried to switch it around. I usually forget to shave my armpits if I do this.
I can spell almost any word, but I have never entered a spelling bee. I can also spell almost any word backwards without writing it down.
I can also say anybody's name backwards after about 15 seconds of thinking.
I'm left handed. I think it is awesome.
I hate it when I meet a girl, and she gives me a limp girly handshake. I think people who have crappy handshakes don't have high self-esteem. I liken people who shake hands like this to shaking hands with a fish. How do you shake hands with a fish?
I have to finish a crossword puzzle before I throw it away, even if this means I have to look up the answers.
I don't have a favorite team in any sport. I think it's odd that people have to watch games all the time.
I cannot stand it when a knife or fork screeches across a plate.
Body fluids do not bother me, except for puke. If I see or smell puke, or hear anyone puking, it automatically makes me gag.
When driving, I often wonder what it would be like to crash my car. It doesn't matter if I drive it off the road, or try to flip it, or ram into someone else.
I can't look at car crashes, though. When I was 15 my friend was driving, and we got in an accident. I ended up with 23 stitches in my forehead, and the paramedics said if we had been going 2 to 3 miles per hour faster, I could have gone through the windshield and died.
I wasn't wearing my seatbelt when we got in the crash. Now I put it on before I even start the car.
I vacuum my house every other day.
I make my bed every morning. If I leave without making my bed, I will think about it all day, and make it as soon as I get home.
I do not own any plain white socks. All of my socks have designs on them.
I really don't mind having my picture taken.
The most I have ever drunk is a whole bottle of Parrot Bay Rum in about 5 hours. I was 18. I still think it is delicious.
I like to use the words "delicious" and "awesome" all the time.
I like my big boobs a lot more than I let on.
My favorite sweatshirt has been mine for about 10 years. I bought it at a thrift store. It is grey, has a picture of a whale on it, and says "Gentle Giant." The cuffs are held together with safety pins. I have been recognized by someone I have not seen for 3 years because of my sweatshirt.
All of my stuffed animals are named after bands whose names start with the same sound as the animal. My favorite is Elliot the Elephant.
I am always hungry, but can hardly ever decide what to eat. When I do decide, I'm usually disappointed and wish I had picked something else.
Every single guy I have met that drives a Ford truck has turned out to be jerk.
I can't think of anything else - I'm too hungry.
User Reviews
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-12-06 00:22:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I thought it was interesting. Mind you, this is the first of these bandwagon posts I've read...
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-12-05 23:10:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I jerk off with my dick in my hand.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-12-05 18:37:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
If you'll excuse me, I'm going to go "shake hands with the fish."
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-12-05 18:34:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
the last ones always take the brunt
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-12-05 18:12:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2005-12-05 17:58:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Go eat a lightbulb, then have a friend punch you in the stomach until it breaks. Enjoy.
Submitted by Deidra (user info) at 2005-12-05 17:30:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-12-05 16:37:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
"I ended up with 23 stitches in my forehead, and the paramedics said if we had been going 2 to 3 miles per hour faster, I could have gone through the windshield and died."
paramedic is bullshitting and making stuff up.
Submitted by punkerrjess (user info) at 2005-12-05 15:55:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2005-12-05 15:21:19 (#)
Ranking: -2
"Yeah, yeah, I'm jumping on the bandwagon. My creativity has been lacking lately, but I still want to post, so here goes."
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I wondered who would pick up on this first.
Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2005-12-05 15:45:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
you seem like a nice person with obsessive compulsive disorder.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-12-05 15:35:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-12-05 15:15:45 (#)
Ranking: -1
You sound whiny and high maintenance.
I just hope that you are one helluva cocksucker.
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+1 for that comment right there
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2005-12-05 15:34:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm lazy today.
I hate bandwagons.
I like boobs.
You mentioned yours.
Todays rating system is completely arbitrary and in the air. I think you once smiled at a monkey, so I'll give you a +2.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-12-05 15:30:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
These are getting stale. Fast.
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-12-05 15:22:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
My favorite sweatshirt has been mine for about 10 years. I bought it at a thrift store. It is grey, has a picture of a whale on it, and says "Gentle Giant." The cuffs are held together with safety pins. I have been recognized by someone I have not seen for 3 years because of my sweatshirt
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All I can picture is Napoleon Dynamite here.
Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2005-12-05 15:21:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
"Yeah, yeah, I'm jumping on the bandwagon. My creativity has been lacking lately, but I still want to post, so here goes."
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2005-12-05 15:20:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
most of those remind me of me :)
except my husband drives a ford truck and he is definitely cool.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-12-05 15:15:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
You sound whiny and high maintenance.
I just hope that you are one helluva cocksucker.
Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2005-12-05 15:15:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm sorry, who are you again?
wait, minus the "I'm sorry" part.