Hi God, It's Me Krissi... (1341 hits)
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Submitted by mrs. krissi lechuga (View user info) at 2005-12-05 22:55:47 EST
Dear God,
How've you been? I haven't talked to you in awhile, I'm sorry.
I'm not doing too well today, God. I've got a slight fever and really itchy eyes. I think I might have caught my roommate's pink-eye. I've also got a pretty bad stomach ache and I have a slight urge to throw up.
I have a lot of homework due tomorrow, God. I have to teach my Pre-Calculus class and I'm really nervous because my professor is going to observe me. It's not that great because if I don't feel well, I don't really have an opportunity to give it my best and I can not have a bad grade in this course, as it is sort of important to the rest of my future as an educator.
Snow is scheduled for this evening, which makes me very optimistic. I think you might be trying to help me out. For Providence, RI the weather channel tells me that I should expect 2-4 inches. If you actually bestow Providence and Cumberland with your beautiful white artwork enough, school will be cancelled. This would be very exciting to me.
So, God, in conclusion, I am asking you to pour your lovely white confection all over my tiny state in large quantities. I also ask for peace on earth and good health for all. You'll be a hero to school children everywhere (or just my corner of New England)
If you help me with this, I promise to do all my homework and stop procrastinating. I also promise to be good for the rest of the year and to go to church every Sunday from now on.
Thank you very much.
Love,
Krissi
P.S. If you could, please make Amherst, MA closer to Providence, RI. It'd be greatly appreciated by wallet.
User Reviews
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-05-22 12:42:17 EDT (#)
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do do do do do
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-12-29 13:10:45 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/71627
Submitted by Laser (user info) at 2006-08-04 05:55:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by krissi (user info) at 2005-12-05 23:57:14 (#)
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Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2005-12-05 23:47:50 (#)
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I'm not sure what you were going for here.
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I think it's kinda straight forward. I really want a snow day so that I can sleep late and get better from being sick instead of staying up all night and doing homework.
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Yes you can write the letter to God then but don't write it to us, once is enough. I'm not even sure God cares.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-08-04 05:37:09 EDT (#)
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Ha... this reminds me of a letter I wrote to God around Christmas time.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/81697
(I'm a little linkwhore)
*does an irish jig*
*falls over*
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2006-08-04 04:19:03 EDT (#)
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I cant believe that the last person to comment before this was my alter.
Submitted by NewGuy08 (user info) at 2005-12-07 17:31:53 EST (#)
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wow, a real married lady on this site. Does your hubby take good care of you?
Submitted by Deidra (user info) at 2005-12-06 15:32:46 EST (#)
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No thanks.
Submitted by jack11058 (user info) at 2005-12-06 13:58:02 EST (#)
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nothing personal. hate blog posts, even when they "try" to be creative.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-12-06 13:54:10 EST (#)
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I didn't know you were swearing off Ubercons. I thought you told me you were going to come to Greenville. SOMEBODY BESIDES ME BETTER COME TO GREENVILLE, GOD DAMN IT!
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-12-06 13:52:34 EST (#)
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But Jeanneee, you know I'm swearing off Ubercons....
Oh, I get it. You don't want me there.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-12-06 13:47:25 EST (#)
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I'm planning on inviting all of Ubersite to my wedding. If I ever have one, that is. It'll definitely be BYOB - class all the way.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-12-06 13:44:59 EST (#)
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*buttons lip*
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-12-06 13:43:56 EST (#)
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Don't worry. None of us actually believes you'll make it anywhere near that point.
Submitted by krissi (user info) at 2005-12-06 13:36:59 EST (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-12-06 13:07:10 (#)
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You know if you and Lechuga actually get married, you will have to invite all of Ubersite to the wedding.
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An uber wedding extravaganza! Now with more issues than ever! (And how!) Nah, that'd be years down the road. Years! Also, if I invited all of ubersite to my wedding, I think I'd have to do a cash bar. There's no way I could afford to foot the alcohol bill with all that would be in attendence.
Can you imagine the uber babies? Wow. They'd be really screwed up.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-12-06 13:07:10 EST (#)
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You know if you and Lechuga actually get married, you will have to invite all of Ubersite to the wedding.
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2005-12-06 12:01:41 EST (#)
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needs more communion...
and rape.
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2005-12-06 09:33:22 EST (#)
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Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2005-12-05 23:15:11 (#)
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Is that cum on that picture of someones hair?
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That comment was funny, but the real reason for the -2 was the bloggish nature of this post and the fact that the 'mrs. kriss lechuga' name will attract more attention than it should.
Or something.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2005-12-06 08:40:43 EST (#)
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I don't understand the purpose of this post. Do you think god is an Uber user? I mean I know he is but why would he read this? He had to catch up on the latest TMI posts.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-12-06 08:23:16 EST (#)
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they said we were going to get 2-4. we got 0.25.
which sucks.
i've seen better.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-12-06 07:46:18 EST (#)
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WTG?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-12-06 07:39:35 EST (#)
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For your dumbass "screen name".
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-12-06 07:35:57 EST (#)
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At least your face isn't in this picture.
Submitted by krissi (user info) at 2005-12-06 06:05:29 EST (#)
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holly...
I didn't expect anything. This was a work of procrastination and nothing more. I didn't expect +2's... expected a few +1's from people who wanted a snow day too, a few -2's cause of the cheesy name change and a few 0's and -1's because no one cared.
sorry.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-12-06 04:45:38 EST (#)
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"I've got a slight fever and really itchy eyes. I think I might have caught my roommate's pink-eye."
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What have you two been getting up to? Pillow fights and wrestling in your underwear is all fun and games untill someone gets something in their eye.
Berty is in a warm and fuzzy mood.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2005-12-06 04:21:21 EST (#)
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Cousin It has dandruff it appears.
It isn't snowing at my college. Fucking training day. Bah.
Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2005-12-06 01:38:46 EST (#)
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Submitted by krissi (user info) at 2005-12-05 23:57:14 (#)
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Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2005-12-05 23:47:50 (#)
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I'm not sure what you were going for here.
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I think it's kinda straight forward. I really want a snow day so that I can sleep late and get better from being sick instead of staying up all night and doing homework.
This? This is procrastination at its worst.
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I meant response wise.
Did you expect us to feel for you?
Dear God...
I don't want to do what it takes for me to be qualified to do the job that I've chosen for myself.
Bring forth the glorious and individually beautiful snowflakes!
Love and kisses,
Mrs. My Boyfriend
<3
XOXOXO!
Submitted by lordofthedance (user info) at 2005-12-06 01:05:59 EST (#)
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Submitted by krissi (user info) at 2005-12-05 23:08:06 (#)
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Submitted by Lechuga (user info) at 2005-12-05 22:57:37 (#)
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Raymond Smith? Is that you?
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*bursts into hysterical laughter*
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*bursts with ass cancer as a result of this exchange*
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-12-06 00:00:43 EST (#)
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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-12-05 23:13:50 (#)
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Big fat -2 for "mrs. krissi lechuga"
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yeah, that made me puke.
Submitted by krissi (user info) at 2005-12-05 23:57:14 EST (#)
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Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2005-12-05 23:47:50 (#)
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I'm not sure what you were going for here.
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I think it's kinda straight forward. I really want a snow day so that I can sleep late and get better from being sick instead of staying up all night and doing homework.
This? This is procrastination at its worst.
Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2005-12-05 23:47:50 EST (#)
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I'm not sure what you were going for here.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-12-05 23:34:23 EST (#)
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I just can't handle the cutsie....
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-12-05 23:22:33 EST (#)
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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-12-05 23:21:06 (#)
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Hi. You've reached God's voicemail. Sorry I was unable to answer your prayer, but if you tink of your name, and your wish, I'll do what I can.
Oh, and quit worshiping my son. He was just playing around, and didn't expect any of this.
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Thanks Dad, I appreciate the help. . .
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-12-05 23:21:06 EST (#)
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Hi. You've reached God's voicemail. Sorry I was unable to answer your prayer, but if you tink of your name, and your wish, I'll do what I can.
Oh, and quit worshiping my son. He was just playing around, and didn't expect any of this.
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-12-05 23:20:38 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-12-05 23:19:41 EST (#)
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Saxon's right, you sucked a dick and got it in your hair.
Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2005-12-05 23:15:11 EST (#)
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Is that cum on that picture of someones hair?
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-12-05 23:13:50 EST (#)
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Big fat -2 for "mrs. krissi lechuga"
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-12-05 23:11:25 EST (#)
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Dear Krissi,
What, you think I got nuthin better to do than lissen to your
worthless requests? Just go teach the friggin' class!
Snow? Fuck dat. Tomorrow will be sunny and 88 degrees in NH.
What ? Didn't think I could spell New Hampshire?
Oh, just wait 'till you die, girlie, just you wait!!
God.
Submitted by krissi (user info) at 2005-12-05 23:08:33 EST (#)
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Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2005-12-05 23:07:25 (#)
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Ooooh.. pretty hair.
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Thank you very much!
Submitted by krissi (user info) at 2005-12-05 23:08:06 EST (#)
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Submitted by Lechuga (user info) at 2005-12-05 22:57:37 (#)
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Raymond Smith? Is that you?
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*bursts into hysterical laughter*
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2005-12-05 23:07:25 EST (#)
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Ooooh.. pretty hair.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-12-05 23:01:22 EST (#)
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Mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Submitted by Lechuga (user info) at 2005-12-05 22:57:37 EST (#)
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Raymond Smith? Is that you?