The Best Story in the Universe (835 hits)
Category: HumorRating: -1.37 on 16 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Erik Kuhn , <gokukuhn.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2005-12-06 00:21:20 EST
Oooh I went to my girlfriend's house and she started sucking my dick and her father came in and whipped out his horse-like dick and then we got on the floor and I sucked his dick while he licked his daughter's vagina while she sucked my dick. The father's dick was like sandpaper Yeah man! Amazing!
Then the mom came in with the baby and used the baby as a dildo - stuffing it into her vagina head first - while pissing so the pee ran down over it. Then she started shitting into a bucket and scooped up handfuls of shit and tossed it everywhere.
Then the brother came in and it was his time to shine. He started throwing up on everyone and pissing all over - it was a golden shower lol. We used the piss and puke as lubricant.
We all came at once and our cum flooded the house! Yeah man! I wish you were there!
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Submitted by NotSteve (user info) at 2005-12-06 08:43:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I came.
Submitted by zoobie2000 (user info) at 2005-12-06 06:49:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2005-12-06 03:23:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
ouch
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-12-06 03:08:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-12-05 03:06:00 (#)
Ranking: 0
DO NOT REPLY TO THIS SHITTY POST!!!!!
NO MATTER HOW WITTY YOU THINK YOUR REPLY IS, IT IS NOT WORTH GIVING THIS STEAMING PILE OF SHIT ANY MORE HEAT!!!!
HIT YOUR BACK BUTTON AND SPEND TIME ON BETTER POSTS!!!!
DO NOT FEED THE ALTER!!!!
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God damn man. I've had to use this twice on you. Won't you just fucking die?
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2005-12-06 02:46:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Pretty good picture actually.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2005-12-06 02:34:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
If you're not an alter, I pity you.
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2005-12-06 02:31:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
k
Submitted by Magic_Monkey (user info) at 2005-12-06 02:07:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by CanucksFan (user info) at 2005-12-06 00:36:32 (#)
Ranking: -2
Judging by the picture, you'll be enrolling in the special classes when you reach high school.
Submitted by PizzaEagle (user info) at 2005-12-06 01:14:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
pretty funny
Submitted by JSultan (user info) at 2005-12-06 01:03:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2005-12-06 00:54:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Sheer brilliance this should win some literature prize, is there one for writing by special people?
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2005-12-06 00:45:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
ahahaha
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-12-06 00:45:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
so, so you think you can tell
heaven from hell
blue skies from pain
can you tell a green field
from a cold steel rail
Submitted by CanucksFan (user info) at 2005-12-06 00:36:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Judging by the picture, you'll be enrolling in the special classes when you reach high school.
Submitted by sl4tt3ry (user info) at 2005-12-06 00:35:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
uhm, the aristocrats?
Submitted by PoTtY (user info) at 2005-12-06 00:32:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Too much hype.