Fat bitches (1663 hits)
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Submitted by erosion_rules (View user info) at 2005-12-06 01:18:53 EST
I fucking hate fat women that think they're sexy. The ones who buy an extra small tube top from the Gap, and squeeze into it...ugh. They look like a busted can of biscuits. Does anyone actually find this shit attractive? When a woman effectively turn a pair of denim shorts into a thong without altering the clothing, it's time for either euthanization or liposuction. And the worst ones are the ones who do all of the above, and also refuse to walk. Instead they get those goddamned scooters and drive everywhere, without watching where they're going. The mafia should start scooter-bombing.
And on a completely unrelated note...well, sort of...haven't you ever wanted to just steal a fat person's scooter? You know, they get in line at the food court and start ordering their eightteen enchiladas at Taco Bell, and you jump on their Rascal and haul ass? You know they won't waste the energy chasing you until they finish their lunch, so you have a five minute head start.
And while I'm at it, I might as well throw some more random shit into things:
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Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-03-13 10:49:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Here goes little HV to even out retallers.
Submitted by beatjunky (user info) at 2006-03-13 10:35:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2006-02-23 19:38:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
euthanasia, yes. euthanization, no.
This wasn't even that good, and it was such an easy target too.
Submitted by STIXS (user info) at 2006-02-23 19:26:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
you made up a word, there, jeffy
Submitted by sinna (user info) at 2005-12-09 07:15:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by erosion_rules (user info) at 2005-12-06 01:46:46 (#)
Ranking: 0
Thanks. Mommy always said I was special.
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The bitch was right.
Is euthanization actually a word?
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-12-06 09:51:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
how positively droll.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2005-12-06 09:44:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I was watching an old episode of The Man Show where they were answering questions from the audience. One question was from this chick, exactly the kind you are talking about, who asked if she could show her boobs. She must have weighed 250 pounds and been like 5 foot 6 or so in a midriff showing tube top that made me want to gag. When Adam and Jimmy read the question they looked at themselves disgusted for a moment as they saw WHO it was that wanted to show her boobs. I sat here praying "Please guys, don't let her do it. Please don't." But alas, my prayers were for naught. She did it anyways, and I flinched. Now she probably thinks she is hot shit. Thats why I searched her out and sent her letters every day for a year telling her to get liposuction and to PUT THE FUCKING FORK DOWN!
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-12-06 06:55:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
give up, you've failed at life
Submitted by zoobie2000 (user info) at 2005-12-06 06:51:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
you are fat
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2005-12-06 03:22:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
nah...
Submitted by Beavis (user info) at 2005-12-06 02:31:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Yeah, well you'll probably be a fatass someday too. Then you can buy your own scooter and drive yourself off of an overpass. Fatty wanna cookie? C'mon, you know you want it.
Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2005-12-06 01:53:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
This has "nerd" written all over it.
Not so much the sentiment, but the way that it's relayed.
Nerdy.
Submitted by Tank_Ass (user info) at 2005-12-06 01:52:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
http://www.ubersite.com/m/41248
PMJ did indeed have a good post. That type of chick is the kind who deserves the bashing she received. I give PMJs post a +2.
Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2005-12-06 01:48:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Fat bottom girls you make this rocking world go round.
There's something to be said for that chafing rash on the inner thighs look and the belly bump that hides their front bum.
Ok no there isn't,I just made myself a little sick.
Submitted by erosion_rules (user info) at 2005-12-06 01:46:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Thanks. Mommy always said I was special.
Submitted by Tank_Ass (user info) at 2005-12-06 01:42:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Ouch. You've just destroyed all of my self worth. Yep. TWINKIES, STAT!
By the way, you look adorable in that Christmas pic.
Submitted by erosion_rules (user info) at 2005-12-06 01:41:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Well I WAS going to -2 myself, just for aesthetics, but what the hell, you know?
Submitted by sl4tt3ry (user info) at 2005-12-06 01:38:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/41248
Thats how you hate on fat chicks
oh, and stop +2ing yourself, it doesn't affect your post
Submitted by erosion_rules (user info) at 2005-12-06 01:36:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Tank_Ass (user info) at 2005-12-06 01:30:40 (#)
Ranking: -1
-1 because you are judging all 'fat bitches' as people who are gross and dress badly. Said bitches give all fat chicks a worse stigma than they already get from most fuckheads. That's just called 'bad taste' in general when tube tops and thong shorts are worn by anyone who doesn't wear visible vertebrae as a fashion accessory. Coming from this 'fat bitch', I have the right to think I'm sexy and dress with class. So, as I sit here and eat my box of twinkies with a quart of chocolate milk, I say, kiss my fat tank ass!
and to the guy with car scraping problems, word of advice: stop driving a shitbox. *kisses*
hehehehehe ;)
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Maybe you should take it as a hint that the reverse missionary position should not be life threatening.
Submitted by erosion_rules (user info) at 2005-12-06 01:33:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I used to work at Disney's Animal Kingdom, so I had the opportunity to "steal" a few when I was extremely stoned. The rental scooters there have a switch in the back. When a lardass was getting a picture taken, I would flip that switch, cutting all power to the ECV (electronic convenience vehicle...it's quicker than writing scooter) until I flipped it back. They would try to get it going, doing that ridiculous rocking motion on it, as if their gravitational pull jerking about will resupply electricity, and then walk up to the rental place to get another one. Then I'd ride it up to the front, and tell them I fixed it. I got so many awards from guest relations for that shit...
Submitted by Tank_Ass (user info) at 2005-12-06 01:30:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
-1 because you are judging all 'fat bitches' as people who are gross and dress badly. Said bitches give all fat chicks a worse stigma than they already get from most fuckheads. That's just called 'bad taste' in general when tube tops and thong shorts are worn by anyone who doesn't wear visible vertebrae as a fashion accessory. Coming from this 'fat bitch', I have the right to think I'm sexy and dress with class. So, as I sit here and eat my box of twinkies with a quart of chocolate milk, I say, kiss my fat tank ass!
and to the guy with car scraping problems, word of advice: stop driving a shitbox. *kisses*
hehehehehe ;)
Submitted by Blinkish (user info) at 2005-12-06 01:26:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I've had to walk away and stop myself from jumping on scooters! I thought I was the only one with that unnatural urge. I feel slightly better now.
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2005-12-06 01:25:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/23930
Submitted by Boondock (user info) at 2005-12-06 01:20:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I hate fat bitches!!!! They make my car scrape.