Rate My Ex-Girlfriend (40972 hits)
Category: GeneralRating: -0.68 on 145 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by iago (View user info) at 2005-12-06 05:05:45 EST
Split up about last week. I would never do this to anyone i would currently be going out with, but now she's just an ordinary schmoe.
I know that by posting them, im relinquishing all rights to ever pose as a female alter on uber.
User Reviews
Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2006-08-31 21:15:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Shes cute. In the last picture espically. Tell her to take the cake off the face and I would hit it. She looks way better with not all that shitty makeup.
Send her perkmans way.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-08-31 21:12:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
ABILITY: Driving - RATING: Can't.
ABILITY: Coat Rack Owner - RATING: No.
ABILITY: Knows the Difference Between Wallpaper and Cheap Indian Rug Handmade by Orphan Chained to Loom - RATING: uh-uh.
ABILITY: Pastry Refusal - RATING: Not her face.
ABILITY: Tucking Penis Between Legs and Pretending to be a Girl - RATING: Exemplementary.
ABILITY: Able to Avoid Relationships with Complete Dipshits - RATING: well... eventually.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-08-31 21:01:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
9 months later and I clicked on the link hoping for tits.
god damnit.
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2006-08-31 20:56:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Is she a mix between tara reid and renee zellweger?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-08-31 20:33:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-03-10 13:10:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
WINNER! http://www.ubersite.com/m/84913
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2005-12-12 00:11:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
She was using you for... uhmm...
Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2005-12-11 19:56:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Pretty but too much makeup. She'd look better in coral matte lipstick.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-12-11 19:45:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by BurnTheHobo (user info) at 2005-12-11 19:24:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Well I hope your next girl is better looking. For everyone's sake.
Submitted by BananaPhone (user info) at 2005-12-11 15:43:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
On a scale of 1 to chinese porcelain doll...
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-11 01:56:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Might as well stamp "Russian Mail Order Bride" on her fucking forehead
Submitted by ahusa13 (user info) at 2005-12-11 01:16:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
u let that go
dam u fuck up
Submitted by Lynne (user info) at 2005-12-11 00:31:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You should post a picture of her when she's not wearing that hideous mime-stripper mask.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-12-10 23:20:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
a 5 with a 25 dollar-a-day make-up habit
Submitted by JapanFour (user info) at 2005-12-10 22:58:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i think she's cute. can i have her number?
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-12-10 22:34:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
How can I rate her? All I see is a picture. People are more than
their appearance. Unless you are stupid. . . . . . .
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-12-10 22:11:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
what a skank
but its not like you could do better
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2005-12-10 21:42:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
"I would never do this to anyone i would currently be going out with"
No shit?
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2005-12-10 21:33:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
how low does the scale go
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2005-12-10 19:15:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
OMG! it's teh paint!
Submitted by CanucksFan (user info) at 2005-12-10 16:36:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
-1 for her -2 for you
Submitted by Iago (user info) at 2005-12-10 16:12:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
porno pic's RIGHT HERE ------------> http://fans.frankbutcher.net
Submitted by dooawop (user info) at 2005-12-10 01:33:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
It looks like she's contemplating something in that first picture...hopefully its suicide.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-12-10 01:27:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
So that's what Tara Reid would look like if she got off the Meth and then got beaten down by a gang of skinheads...
Submitted by BigDaddyV2.0 (user info) at 2005-12-10 00:17:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Butter
Submitted by erosion_rules (user info) at 2005-12-09 12:21:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
She's a damn/shit. You look at her body and you think "Damn..." then you see her face and think "SHIT!"
Submitted by BeavisChrist (user info) at 2005-12-09 10:35:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Her arm is wider than her boobs.
Submitted by wazron (user info) at 2005-12-09 04:36:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ah ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha, haaaa ha haaa haa ha ha.
Haaaaaaaa hah hahhh ha haaa ha haa!
Don't worry mate. One day you will meet a woman who is self-confident enough that she doesn't need to pose for her photos.
But I would do her. Three times if she liked anal.
cheers
waz
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-12-09 00:18:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
just as I suspected...
no tits.
Submitted by subtastic (user info) at 2005-12-08 23:58:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
appearance: she's a bit of a pig, but i think i'd fuck her. i hate those shaped eyebrows. don't know anything else about her.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2005-12-08 23:29:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Butterface.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-12-08 18:27:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
she'd be pretty if it wasn't for 5 pounds of make-up.
now don't you think it's a bit stupid to post this? if your answer is yes, than you will understand the following:
-2 die!
Submitted by NewGuy08 (user info) at 2005-12-08 18:18:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
she looks like she's fucked at least 20 guys so far.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-12-08 18:05:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Her face is like a plump little pancake.
Seems you're still a tad obsessed, no?
Submitted by Iago (user info) at 2005-12-08 15:12:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
In case you haven't seen it yet -----------> http://www.ubersite.com/m/80621
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2005-12-08 14:38:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
She kinda looks like a blow-up doll.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-12-08 14:31:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
still no tits.
Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2005-12-08 14:27:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I'd pee in her butt
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2005-12-08 14:16:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
OMG HER EYES ARE TEH REDZ00RZ!!!
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2005-12-08 09:47:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Spuds002 (user info) at 2005-12-07 20:43:18 (#)
Ranking: -1
it looks like shes trying to be tara reid, but pulls of a retarded version of tara reid. which is said because tara reid is a retarded version of a good looking girl.
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by jollydodger (user info) at 2005-12-08 04:56:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You just leapt up in my estimation.
Submitted by Iago (user info) at 2005-12-07 03:20:13 (#)
Ranking: 0
She dosent smile much because i told her it makes her look unattractive.
Looking back on it, i don't think that was a very sensititve thing to say.
Neither when i told her not to walk around the house just wearing a thong, as it looks like two walrus's fighting.... and then started making the oork oork noises.
Plus i grabbed her tummy and started singing:
'Its fun fun fun for the tum tum tum,
Its hungry hungry kelly!'
She went apeshit over last one much
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-12-07 23:57:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
every time i click this link i'm hoping for tits.
Submitted by erinly (user info) at 2005-12-07 23:48:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Iago (user info) at 2005-12-07 03:20:13 (#)
Ranking: 0
She dosent smile much because i told her it makes her look unattractive.
Looking back on it, i don't think that was a very sensititve thing to say.
Neither when i told her not to walk around the house just wearing a thong, as it looks like two walrus's fighting.... and then started making the oork oork noises.
Plus i grabbed her tummy and started singing:
'Its fun fun fun for the tum tum tum,
Its hungry hungry kelly!'
She went apeshit over last one much
Submitted by Spuds002 (user info) at 2005-12-07 20:44:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
and now a samrtass comment.
i give her a 10. thats how many beers i would have to drink before id stick my cock in her. unless she swollows. does she swollow? do you even know? or should i ask you ex best friend?
Submitted by Spuds002 (user info) at 2005-12-07 20:43:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
it looks like shes trying to be tara reid, but pulls of a retarded version of tara reid. which is said because tara reid is a retarded version of a good looking girl.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-12-07 10:53:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Props for putting her on here. Now onto your offer to rate her: roughly a 5. Maybe under that ridiculous china-doll makeup she might be pretty, but honestly that shit makes her look like a female Data from Star Trek. You're better off without her.
Submitted by NewGuy08 (user info) at 2005-12-07 10:33:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Love the dark roots beneath the blonde hair. So sexy
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2005-12-07 10:27:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
she looks like a hose hound. go to the doctor.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-12-07 08:16:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
this post needs to be beebed. thought bubbles would make this post.
Submitted by avolkert (user info) at 2005-12-07 08:05:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Looks to me like she's pushing maximum density here ... I'l bet her Momma is as big as a house.
Could she HAVE a bigger head ? I wouldn't kick her out of bed, but I sure wouldn't brag either.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-12-07 07:44:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-12-07 01:33:22 (#)
Ranking: 0
How has nobody thought to say that yet?
..I
..I
..I
..I
..I
..I
..I
..I
..I
..I
.\_/
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Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-12-07 01:31:52 (#)
Ranking: 0
what the hell man if they are comin at you , means they want somthin ,more better you look after them and care for them ,than they get on the street uh?
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we were waiting for you to come along and fuck it up first, you trying to fit in, working at dominos, no life having, inane storytelling simpleton.
Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2005-12-07 07:27:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2005-12-06 05:49:57 (#)
Ranking: -2
Yeah well done. You got me. I've been single forever.
And as for the twenty or so people on this site who actually met my girlfriend, sorry, but I spiked all your drinks and it was a collective hallucination.
Nice going, genius. You blew my cover. Well, you blew at least
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I KNEW it!!!!!
Submitted by Iago (user info) at 2005-12-07 03:20:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
She dosent smile much because i told her it makes her look unattractive.
Looking back on it, i don't think that was a very sensititve thing to say.
Neither when i told her not to walk around the house just wearing a thong, as it looks like two walrus's fighting.... and then started making the oork oork noises.
Plus i grabbed her tummy and started singing:
'Its fun fun fun for the tum tum tum,
Its hungry hungry kelly!'
She went apeshit over last one much
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2005-12-07 02:36:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
christ
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2005-12-07 02:08:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
your best pics of her are ones where che doesnt smile?
in fact, it looks like shes trying NOT to..
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-12-07 01:33:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
How has nobody thought to say that yet?
..I
..I
..I
..I
..I
..I
..I
..I
..I
..I
.\_/
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-12-07 01:31:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
what the hell man if they are comin at you , means they want somthin ,more better you look after them and care for them ,than they get on the street uh?
Submitted by fried-green-potatoes (user info) at 2005-12-06 23:41:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
That last shot has "We need to talk" written all over it.
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2005-12-06 22:52:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-12-06 21:25:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
hell what tits?
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-12-06 21:09:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
bad tits.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-12-06 21:01:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice tits.
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2005-12-06 20:56:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
she looks like a hamster..is she hoarding food in her cheeks?
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2005-12-06 20:34:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
And she's not really a blonde. She wears too much make up and would look better if she was asian. Or deceased.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2005-12-06 20:32:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
She looks like she's 14 and at the bottom she looks like she's 40. Her face is fat and round and she has small titties.
Now tell me this....her snatch......is it really lippy? She looks like she has a stinky snootch but she doesn't think she does. Correct? Is it hairy?
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-12-06 20:31:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by EvilGav (user info) at 2005-12-06 20:22:50 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-12-06 17:19:38 (#)
Ranking: 0
She has a banging body but she looks fucking 16.
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And your point is ????
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Some of us are adults and have no desire to fuck children. Shocking, I know.
Submitted by EvilGav (user info) at 2005-12-06 20:22:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-12-06 17:19:38 (#)
Ranking: 0
She has a banging body but she looks fucking 16.
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And your point is ????
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2005-12-06 18:59:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
I dunno. She might get it, but then again might not.
Who knows?
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2005-12-06 18:45:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-12-06 07:30:36 (#)
Ranking: -1
She's pretty, but wears too much makeup.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-12-06 17:37:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I know that by posting them, im relinquishing all rights to ever pose as a female alter on uber.
_____________
lesbo.
anywho...
she looks like a parrot.
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2005-12-06 17:29:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
She's not real.
Submitted by lordofthedance (user info) at 2005-12-06 17:29:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'd hit it....
with a flaming cow shot from a catapult. Ha Ha flaming cow.
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2005-12-06 17:23:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Upon further inspection, she looks a lot better in the last pic when the light isn't reflecting all that FUCKING MAKEUP. Holy cow! Women--it's not necessary. Not to that extent. Except for certain cases.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-12-06 17:19:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
She has a banging body but she looks fucking 16. And her face is not very attractive.
I'd hit it, though.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-12-06 17:07:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
she must have looked scary the first time you saw her in the morning without her makeup.
Did you scream???
Submitted by Iago (user info) at 2005-12-06 15:56:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
had she cheated on me then i definatly would have. Plus the other stuff.
Submitted by dangerdude (user info) at 2005-12-06 15:51:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
you should post some of the videos you two made
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-12-06 15:40:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Rope (user info) at 2005-12-06 14:04:47 (#)
Ranking: -2
she's nice in the bottom picture but what's with the dumb face in the other two?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2005-12-06 15:09:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
She looks like some freaky anime doll in the first two pics. In the last she looks even uglier. She looks like a stuck up bitch who says things like "I'd never put that in my mouth."
I hate her.
Submitted by ThatOneGirl (user info) at 2005-12-06 15:05:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
too much makeup!
and why are you posting pictures of her without her consent? classy...
Submitted by Foonbo (user info) at 2005-12-06 14:43:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
She's got that "I'm kind but I'm better than you" look about her.
Submitted by Cryslynn1 (user info) at 2005-12-06 14:35:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I think she is pretty. I would have to agree with the others about the makeup. Too much! But, other then that, I think she is attractive. If you don't mind me asking......what happened with you two anyway??? I don't believe that you posted this to be an asshole...I think you still care and miss her. Here's a +2 for ya...
Submitted by Rope (user info) at 2005-12-06 14:04:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
she's nice in the bottom picture but what's with the dumb face in the other two?
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-12-06 13:40:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for pissing off all the Brits.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-12-06 13:33:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
oh yeah, itty bitty titties... was she even over 16?
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2005-12-06 13:32:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I was once entertained by Satan himself. He had something like this dancing on a stage with several others like it. Those memories were burned into my cranium, and I'll never forget them. Still...Well, I can't help thinking how dead she looks, and as the song says, dead girl don't say no. +1 for fucking a dead plastic girl. Under eighteen, from the looks of her...
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-12-06 13:07:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Got gaudy make-up?
Submitted by podium (user info) at 2005-12-06 12:38:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Looks like a half French/half Chinese porcelain doll.
Submitted by Iago (user info) at 2005-12-06 12:15:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Made the most heated list! WOO!
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2005-12-06 12:13:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
heat.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-12-06 12:08:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
you'd never do what? there's no incriminating anything there. christ if you're gonna post pics of your ex make them good ones, at least show her doing lines of coke off your dick or something.
Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2005-12-06 11:57:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Not the crispiest Triscut in the box, is she?
Submitted by Iago (user info) at 2005-12-06 11:57:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
11th on most heated! come onnnnn!
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-12-06 11:48:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
she's hot
Submitted by Oleannder (user info) at 2005-12-06 11:34:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
She has red-devil eyes. You are well rid.
Submitted by Deidra (user info) at 2005-12-06 10:59:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
She looks like she's made of plastic.
Submitted by Tormencha (user info) at 2005-12-06 10:32:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
She looks like a doll. You know the one's that have a string in their ass and you pull it and she says a host of stupid phrases.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2005-12-06 10:21:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Looking at those pictures reminded me of this: http://www.ubersite.com/m/48775
Safe for work, my own writing.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-12-06 10:21:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
if anything deserved a dont bother, this was it.
dont let our opinions change your behavior at all. Its because of dudes like you that dudes like us can get dudes like you's women in the sack for some no strings attached action.
bravo.
<I apologise for the grammatical errors in the above, but fuck off you gobshite>
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2005-12-06 10:13:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/80524
Submitted by NotSteve (user info) at 2005-12-06 09:27:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
This chick is just begging for some song lyrics:
Chubby chin, chubby cheeks, chubby thighs, you have been with too many guys.
Shaith.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-12-06 09:19:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
It's a weird thing in the UK, poor chicks are seriously minging. Seriously. Middle class are alright but many have dodgy noses, but then the rich are all minging again.
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2005-12-06 09:12:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I think the top of her head looks great.
Submitted by Chi_Guy (user info) at 2005-12-06 09:07:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
She's ok. She has a flat face. Like someone really pressed hard in the middle of her nose. She also wears too much makeup. I like the blonde hair but it's fake so it's alright.
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2005-12-06 08:55:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
She's cute enough I suppose for an asian love child.
"Half-breed, that's all I ever heard
Half-breed, how I learned to hate the word
Half-breed, she's no good they warned
Both sides were against me since the day I was born"
J/K. She's too young for me to offer a real opinion. I look at her and all I think is "kiddie porn".
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2005-12-06 08:49:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by el_em_en_oh (user info) at 2005-12-06 08:31:30 (#)
Ranking: 0
Pretty girl, but as Berty said, too much makeup. And dude... I know you're probably hurting from whatever it was that drove you 2 apart, but posting pictures of her? That's "not on", as one of your fellow British counterparts so eloquently put it. Not a very nice thing to do, even though they are flattering pictures and you in no way are trying to provoke a flaming. On the U.S. rating scale of 1-10, I'd give her between a 4 & 5. On the UK scale? Maybe a 7 or an 8 (Sorry mates. Most of your women look like Mr. Ed).
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HAHAHA! That last comment is funny.
Yeah too much makeup. She just seems, I dunno. To lack anything I find extraordinarily attractive. I mean a solid 5 cause she is not unattractive, but I would not pick her first out of a crowd. Or second, or third.
Submitted by r1nce (user info) at 2005-12-06 08:35:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
This would have rated a lot better if she'd been naked.
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-12-06 08:33:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
She's buster.
Submitted by el_em_en_oh (user info) at 2005-12-06 08:31:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Pretty girl, but as Berty said, too much makeup. And dude... I know you're probably hurting from whatever it was that drove you 2 apart, but posting pictures of her? That's "not on", as one of your fellow British counterparts so eloquently put it. Not a very nice thing to do, even though they are flattering pictures and you in no way are trying to provoke a flaming. On the U.S. rating scale of 1-10, I'd give her between a 4 & 5. On the UK scale? Maybe a 7 or an 8 (Sorry mates. Most of your women look like Mr. Ed).
Submitted by NotSteve (user info) at 2005-12-06 08:19:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
She looks familiar, but I need to see the top of her head to make it official.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2005-12-06 08:16:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-12-06 07:30:36 (#)
Ranking: -1
She's pretty, but wears too much makeup.
_____
very cute indeed but the 80s called and they want their makeup back.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-12-06 07:47:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
She applies makeup with a paint roller and it's so thick her chipmunk cheeks won't allow her to smile.
What a catch.
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2005-12-06 07:45:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
out of ten, Id give her one
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-12-06 07:44:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I'd probably bang her if I was drunk, but never date
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-12-06 07:38:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
So YOU'RE the dork we were fucking around together on.
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-12-06 07:30:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
She's pretty, but wears too much makeup.
Submitted by sinna (user info) at 2005-12-06 07:00:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by zoobie2000 (user info) at 2005-12-06 06:45:53 (#)
Ranking: -2
what does her pussy smell like?
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My dick.
Submitted by zoobie2000 (user info) at 2005-12-06 06:58:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
does she have a tight corn-hole? my pee pee wants to stretch it
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-12-06 06:49:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Too much make up, not enought titty
and how many times has she dyed her hair? Its dead, all dead I tell ya.
Submitted by zoobie2000 (user info) at 2005-12-06 06:45:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
what does her pussy smell like?
Submitted by sinna (user info) at 2005-12-06 06:12:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Isn't there a ratemyface.com or something for this kind of wank?
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-12-06 06:00:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
With all the makeup it is hard for me to tell... Is she past the legal age of consent?
what the hell ,man...
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2005-12-06 05:58:32 EST (#)
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Is the Virgin Mary the saviour of women???
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-12-06 05:56:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I give up.
Submitted by Iago (user info) at 2005-12-06 05:54:37 EST (#)
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If she wasnt as pretty, im sure you wouldnt be preaching. The fact that she's good looking as enabled you to get in your high horse and act like a fucking vicar. Dude, if you feel like such a saviour to women, why dont you just change your name to the virgin mary?
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2005-12-06 05:49:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Yeah well done. You got me. I've been single forever.
And as for the twenty or so people on this site who actually met my girlfriend, sorry, but I spiked all your drinks and it was a collective hallucination.
Nice going, genius. You blew my cover. Well, you blew at least.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-12-06 05:48:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I know it's early Lago but le's try and walk through this ok?
Now then, you've got pictures of a ffellow human being that contain sentimental value for both parties, you then published those photos on a public forum. What you've got there is a betrayal of trust and privacy, do you see? I mean you didn't ask her permission did you? Do you want me to walk you through it again?
All the people calling you a douche and saying she's better off without you are doing so because of your ignorance and cavalier attitude to her privacy. Now don't worry, this is a good thing. An oppurtunity for learning and growth. You've failed to maintain a relationship with that pretty and yet strangely shy girl (given that she hides under all that makeup), but you can learn why you failed and how to change so that you become a better person.
Do you see? Do you understand?
And don't have a go at Nath because he's right about you, as you well know.
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-12-06 05:46:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I smell a bandwagon.
Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2005-12-06 05:45:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
+1 because I would.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2005-12-06 05:41:29 EST (#)
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I've got twenty bucks on "Dumb fake slut, but still way better than you."
Submitted by Iago (user info) at 2005-12-06 05:40:21 EST (#)
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'its not on'. Get off you inflated sense of self-importance.
Just because youve probabyl never had a girlfriend dosent make you some kind of chivalirous knight, protecting the madenhood of all fair damsels in albion.
dick
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2005-12-06 05:38:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
It's a gobshite thing to do if it's even true (which I'm uncertain) and a pathetic thing to pretend if not.
Either way, it's not on.
Submitted by Iago (user info) at 2005-12-06 05:37:56 EST (#)
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How did i invade her privacy? i deliberatly chose the three BEST photos of her that i have. I didnt include any of the ones of her naked. I havent violated her decency in any way at all.
I didnt post this wanting people to flame her, but when your going out with someone obiously people can't really say 'dude, your gurlfriend is hot' or 'dude she's vile'. just want to get an opinion.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-12-06 05:34:39 EST (#)
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She looks to be "high maintenance", unlike this post.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-12-06 05:33:42 EST (#)
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Nath is not a morning person Lago, although you did intentionally violate your ex's privacy for your selfish pride. Which doesn't reflect well on you to be honest.
Submitted by jollydodger (user info) at 2005-12-06 05:32:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Ack! Moonface! I agree with Berty. Makeup applied with a spatula.
And if you notice she has burning red eyes like the devil. I don't like girls with devil eyes, they look evil.
Submitted by Iago (user info) at 2005-12-06 05:30:00 EST (#)
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w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m - who are you? dude, you dont even know me.
Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2005-12-06 05:26:55 EST (#)
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Bit young for my liking. I'd still hit it though.
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2005-12-06 05:26:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
First of all, you are a gobshite.
Secondly, I rate her as super fucking wise for making herself your ex.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-12-06 05:24:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
CHAV
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-12-06 05:17:30 EST (#)
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She should wear less makeup too. Granted it makes her more photogenic but, I dunno, it just doesn't sit well with me.
Submitted by refusenik (user info) at 2005-12-06 05:15:05 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-12-06 05:11:25 EST (#)
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I dunno who she is but she's pretty.
Why have you done this you weirdo? Did she split up with you? Did she cheat on you with another fellow?
Oh well, better to have loved and lost that to have never loved at all etc...
Submitted by Fabit (user info) at 2005-12-06 05:08:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
looks like a stuck up chavette to me.
For Shame.