I got groped today...Does anyone else want to have a go? (2639 hits)
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Submitted by Manda (View user info) at 2005-12-06 15:56:19 EST
The holiday spirit has finally gotten to me, so I decided to do a little shopping today. I didn't have a list from my family, so I knew the whole day was going to be spent wandering store from store. I'm a very analytical shopper. I normally write down my potential findings, along with a price, and then I check the other stores to see if they have the same item for less. Frugal? Yes. I'm a college student.
I was in the aisle of a popular home goods store, checking out water fountains for my Dad. There were two carts in the aisle; one was unattended while the woman dicked around in another aisle, the other one was accompanied by a woman that was just standing there. I had my back to the center of the aisle while I was looking at the fountains, but I was kind of paying attention to the people around me because it was getting a bit crowded in there.
A Hispanic man in his 30s came up the aisle, so I shifted a bit closer to the display, because I'm not a rude shopper. I don't like inconveniencing people. The man just stood there, so I glanced at him. It was obvious he wanted to get past, so I scooted to my left, so that there would be more of a clearing for him. There was enough clearance before I did this, but maybe he didn't think so. Whatever. He could have also pushed the cart back a bit in order to make more room. I'm sure the woman that had left it sitting there wouldn't have minded too much.
What did this man do instead? He walked up to me and GROPED me. I'm not talking a slight brush up against my ass as he went by. I'm talking about him reaching around to my front and cupping my left boob.
I felt a definite squeeze when he did so. Oh man, my anger was instant. Normally it takes a lot for me to snap, but this was too much. I whipped around and screamed in his face before he had the time to scurry off into the crowds. I've had a lot of vocal training, being in chorus for many many years, so the whole store basically heard me. I think I yelled something like, "What the FUCK are you doing?!"
I stuck my foot out to trip him as the sleaze ball tried to escape, so the next thing the store heard was a thud as he fell to the floor.
Store security descended upon us rather quickly and pulled me away from the man just as I was about to pounce on him and rip him to shreds. For the next hour I had to sit in the security office while the men reviewed the tape, and then the cops were called. They ended up hauling the man away, not only because he had groped me, but also because he was in the process of stealing some stuff.
The rest of the story is pretty boring, but basically now I have to go to court to have the charges against him pressed to the full extent.
I hope that fucker got his fill of holiday cheer when he fondled me because he's not going to enjoy the other inmates stuffing his stocking this season.
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-10-18 09:11:24 EDT (#)
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...lucky bastard.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-12-11 18:20:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by zoobie2000 (user info) at 2005-12-07 08:48:29 (#)
Ranking: -2
"The holiday spirit has finally gotten to me"
THERE IS NO SUCH WORD AS 'GOTTEN' auto -2 make me sick can't read
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Look it up in your dictionary, dipshit. It is the past participle of
the verb "get." English classes are inexpensive, the only
requirements being a brain and a small modicum of memory. . .
Submitted by sideshow (user info) at 2005-12-11 17:54:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
holey shit. That is horrible. What an idiot
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2005-12-09 13:26:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I hope that fucker got his fill of holiday cheer
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Tis the season for giving.
Submitted by erosion_rules (user info) at 2005-12-09 00:17:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
He was Tigger, wasn't he?
Heh...I knew the boob-grabbing Tigger. And by "knew", I mean "punched in the chest". He was stalking a coworker, who was seven months pregnant, and yanking her maternity skirt up over her head. Then he tried to start shit with me when I got between him and the lady, so he got the fist. To the chest, not the anus.
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2005-12-09 00:15:49 EST (#)
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Lechuga- You're right. I don't know you. I don't know Krissi. I don't CARE to know either of you. If you're going to get all upset and pouty over seven words from a complete stranger, you need to grow the fuck up.
I think Loren says it best:
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-12-07 14:34:38 (#)
Ranking: 2
If I had to guess, I think it would be a safe bet that posters who think you overreacted or need to, "take the stick out of your ass" are either -
A: Stupid, young males (redundant, I know), or
B: Fat young females who wish they could get any attention from a man at all without having to wait until last call is over at the local night club.
When a man does something like this, it is molestation, assholes. She had every right to flip out. The anger goes very deep when someone violates you. I hope he is an illegal or on probation and gets deported or thrown back in jail for this.
So on behalf of Manda, go fuck your(you know who you are)selves.
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2005-12-08 23:54:29 EST (#)
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Submitted by Lechuga (user info) at 2005-12-08 17:33:37 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2005-12-07 14:11:07 (#)
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Wow, Krissi sure is dating a winner!
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You don't know her. You don't even know me. You're judging my entire character based on one comment? You're an even dumber fuck than I thought, so shut the fuck up.
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Okay, Lechuga, let's play a little game.
Your original comment said:
Wow, either you're wound far too tight, or you're just a stupid bitch.
He copped a feel. Slap him and move on, don't take him to court.
Your next comment said:
You don't even know me. You're judging my entire character based on one comment? You're an even dumber fuck than I thought, so shut the fuck up.
Let's just change ONE little word to put perspective on your little remark. Coming from me to you.
You don't even know me. You're judging my entire character based on one POST? You're an even dumber fuck than I thought, so shut the fuck up.
See? Wasn't that fun?
Submitted by NewGuy08 (user info) at 2005-12-08 17:58:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
when I was in high school I would purposely rub up against a female for a cheap feel. Is this the same thing?
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2005-12-08 17:47:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
what a moron. doesn't he know you can't FONDLE a woman? you have to rape her, that way the experience is so traumatic she won't tell on you
Submitted by Lechuga (user info) at 2005-12-08 17:33:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2005-12-07 14:11:07 (#)
Ranking: 0
Wow, Krissi sure is dating a winner!
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You don't know her. You don't even know me. You're judging my entire character based on one comment? You're an even dumber fuck than I thought, so shut the fuck up.
Submitted by JackalFett (user info) at 2005-12-08 11:25:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Rock on.
Submitted by podium (user info) at 2005-12-07 19:50:55 EST (#)
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Manda, you never dissapoint.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2005-12-07 19:32:08 EST (#)
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maybe he was trying to steal your boob.
ah... boob. i love that word.
Submitted by Tormencha (user info) at 2005-12-07 15:54:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Awesome!!!!!!!!!!
You nail that fucking dirt bag to the cross!
Any man that is that rude should be fucking stomped!
Thumbs up to ya!
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-12-07 14:58:43 EST (#)
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alright panda, you're off the hook this one time
but I still think you should spill the beans
I have a crush on me!
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2005-12-07 14:55:40 EST (#)
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Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2005-12-06 17:46:04 (#)
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Sopranos suck.
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Hold up, girl, I got a soprano solo for "Walking In The Air" in chorus one year!
Which is weird considering I'm a tenor. I have a convincing falsetto. But some of the girls in the audience were impressed (one said she didn't know I had it in me). Hopefully they were impressed in a non-mocking way.
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2005-12-07 14:53:05 EST (#)
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No way.
Crushes are healthy; indulging in them or creating drama because of them isn't.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-12-07 14:50:06 EST (#)
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Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2005-12-07 14:27:02 (#)
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I'm not telling who I have a crush on, hahaha.
It wouldn't do any good!
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I insist you tell us or I am revoking your Uber priviledges and password
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-12-07 14:43:39 EST (#)
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"He has quite a record."
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They usually do.
(Which is why I wrote that I hope he's on probation.)
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2005-12-07 14:39:43 EST (#)
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This wasn't his first time doing this, either.
He has quite a record.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-12-07 14:34:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
If I had to guess, I think it would be a safe bet that posters who think you overreacted or need to, "take the stick out of your ass" are either -
A: Stupid, young males (redundant, I know), or
B: Fat young females who wish they could get any attention from a man at all without having to wait until last call is over at the local night club.
When a man does something like this, it is molestation, assholes. She had every right to flip out. The anger goes very deep when someone violates you. I hope he is an illegal or on probation and gets deported or thrown back in jail for this.
So on behalf of Manda, go fuck your(you know who you are)selves.
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2005-12-07 14:27:02 EST (#)
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I'm not telling who I have a crush on, hahaha.
It wouldn't do any good!
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2005-12-07 14:26:30 EST (#)
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Aw, thank you, Loren.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-12-07 14:25:24 EST (#)
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Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2005-12-07 14:18:42 (#)
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I've got a crush on someone from this website.
I don't think I would EVER date them, though. Too much drama.
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Oh DO tell! Instead of the "J-Date" series, you could write the "M-Date" misadventures...
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-12-07 14:23:50 EST (#)
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Damn dirty Mexican!
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-12-07 14:22:26 EST (#)
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I started reading this and all I could think was - if she didn't beat the piss out of him and have him arrested I'm going to hunt her down and bitch slap her.
You did exactly what I would have done - only, I would have reached for nearest chain saw. :D
Good job girl. +++++++++++++++++++++2
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2005-12-07 14:18:42 EST (#)
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I've got a crush on someone from this website.
I don't think I would EVER date them, though. Too much drama.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-12-07 14:13:23 EST (#)
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seriously, I don't think I could date anyone from this site. Just think about how bad it could get. I'd rather date a co-worker.....oh wait, done that
nevermind
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-12-07 14:12:28 EST (#)
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Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2005-12-07 14:11:07 (#)
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Wow, Krissi sure is dating a winner!
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hahahahahahahaahaha
funniest thing I've read on this site in quite some time
but mean, very mean
buhahahahahahaha
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2005-12-07 14:11:07 EST (#)
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Wow, Krissi sure is dating a winner!
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-12-07 13:58:30 EST (#)
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Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2005-12-07 13:51:31 (#)
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I AM the authority!
Haha, I would be good at writing cheesy porn movies!
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this is no joke. I really want to write a porn movie. I'm convinced I could write good plot + good sex. Want to be my co-producer?
Submitted by Lechuga (user info) at 2005-12-07 13:52:50 EST (#)
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Wow, either you're wound far too tight, or you're just a stupid bitch.
He copped a feel. Slap him and move on, don't take him to court.
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2005-12-07 13:51:31 EST (#)
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I AM the authority!
Haha, I would be good at writing cheesy porn movies!
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-12-07 13:44:25 EST (#)
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Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2005-12-07 13:35:00 (#)
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Xcuses, are you a dirty old man?
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no, I showered this morning, and yesterday...and so on....
ok, you caught me. You're not going to tell the authorities are you?
I hate the 'authorities'- whoever the fuck they are
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2005-12-07 13:35:00 EST (#)
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Xcuses, are you a dirty old man?
Submitted by ThatOneGirl (user info) at 2005-12-07 13:04:10 EST (#)
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good job. Asshole deserved it.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-12-07 12:46:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
to make amends, all of us at Uber get to groupe you, just for a little bit
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-12-07 12:43:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Manda, "gotten" is an archaism in Britain (like "thee" or "thou").
I got groped by a Mexican once. I kind of liked it.
Submitted by jesset (user info) at 2005-12-07 12:41:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Show us your tits!
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2005-12-07 12:35:53 EST (#)
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Where the hell did all the new bitter people come from?
Gotten is a word! (dictionary.com)
3 entries found for gotten.
get ( P ) Pronunciation Key (gt)
v. got, (gt) got·ten, (gtn) or got get·ting, gets
v. tr.
v. intr.
To become or grow to be: eventually got well.
To be successful in coming or going: When will we get to Dallas?
To be able or permitted: never got to see Europe; finally got to work at home.
To be successful in becoming: get free of a drug problem.
Used with the past participle of transitive verbs as a passive voice auxiliary: got stung by a bee.
To become drawn in, entangled, or involved: got into debt; get into a hassle.
Informal. To depart immediately: yelled at the dog to get.
To work for gain or profit; make money: puts all his energy into getting and spending.
Jeeeeeeeeeeeze.
Submitted by sinna (user info) at 2005-12-07 10:47:13 EST (#)
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Poor etiquette, he should have at least cupped both equally!
Submitted by circadian_mist (user info) at 2005-12-07 09:00:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You suck. Yeah, nobody wants to be taken for granted or assaulted, but you need to take that stick out of your arse. And blow me.
Submitted by zoobie2000 (user info) at 2005-12-07 08:48:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
"The holiday spirit has finally gotten to me"
THERE IS NO SUCH WORD AS 'GOTTEN' auto -2 make me sick can't read
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2005-12-07 05:32:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-12-06 19:24:14 (#)
Ranking: 2
A homeless man once asked me "Do you want to make 5 bucks?" then he started rubbing his crotch.
At first, I was a bit insulted. But then I thought some about it. To a homeless person, 5 dollars is probably a lot of money, so really he offered me a flattering amount.
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This review rocked.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-12-07 05:32:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I imagine being in Tesco and a large foreign lady who isn't very attractive approaches me and rubss my juicy fruit butt. I'm shocked, I'm embarrassed, she's leering at me and I run away.
Then again, when stuff like this happens to me (rarely for obvious reasons) it's usually apparent that the guilty perpetrators are always these lonely people. I feel a lot of sympathy for the lonely. Poor bastards. They put themselves in these innapropriate situations just to feel a little human warmth, just a bit of physical contact.
Doesn't excuse it of course. You've got to know your place. Otherwise where would it end?
Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2005-12-07 05:15:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
The delivery of this story could have been much much better.
Groping a breast, however, is a no no. But a grope on the arse? That my friends is fair game, no matter the situation.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-12-07 01:18:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Groping and stealing are proud hispanic traditions you dirty racist!
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2005-12-07 01:11:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
perhaps he thought you were a pile of dough and was only trying to knead you
Submitted by crazyaardvark (user info) at 2005-12-07 00:10:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Quality reaction. Don't let sleazbags like that get away with it.
My ass got squeezed in a nightclub so I turned around and screamed into a grinning moron's face "FUCK OFF". That wiped the smirk mighty quick.
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-12-06 22:29:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
<patiently waits in line>
Submitted by vettesrule88 (user info) at 2005-12-06 22:14:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
not your best
Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2005-12-06 21:43:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
There was enough clearance before I did this, but maybe he didn't think so.
*******
That struck me as funny, maybe cause I knew what was coming. I'd have smacked him back across the boarder.
Submitted by EvilGav (user info) at 2005-12-06 20:25:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Without a picture of the juggs in question, the story is rather dull.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-12-06 20:08:21 EST (#)
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Thanks for the link. Boobs encased in a tit bag are not hooter pics.
C cups = chewable. . .
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-12-06 19:44:52 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/57614
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-12-06 19:43:52 EST (#)
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So where's the link to these MandaPanda hooter pics?
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2005-12-06 19:41:55 EST (#)
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Grabbing a titty is actually "hello" in Eskimo. I'm betting he was just trying to be friends.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-12-06 19:40:54 EST (#)
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The funny thing is that if some 30 year old woman were to grab my crotch, I'd get a lawsuit thrown at me after I punched her in the face.
Woman can just grab your ass or dick and just fucking sit back giggling and smiling. Until you toss your drink at them.
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-12-06 19:24:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
A homeless man once asked me "Do you want to make 5 bucks?" then he started rubbing his crotch.
At first, I was a bit insulted. But then I thought some about it. To a homeless person, 5 dollars is probably a lot of money, so really he offered me a flattering amount.
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2005-12-06 18:33:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
ROAR
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-12-06 18:24:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You got groped by....THE MEXICUTIONER
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-12-06 18:07:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't do well sticking my hands in holes.
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It's funny the things I pick out. No exp with what you are talking about. Maybe I'll go back to my original plan of opening up a phone sex line. I figure I could recruit from Uber, and get about five, six girls no problem. From there, the biz could expand.....escort service.....other services
I'm gonna be rich beeeacch (said Dave Chappell style)
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2005-12-06 18:03:27 EST (#)
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Do you have any experience with lawn irrigation?
I could theoretically take over the labor part--it's not too hard. We have a ditch witch and helpers that do the digging. I'm good at bossing people around. It's just that I have this fear of spiders. I don't do well sticking my hands in holes.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-12-06 18:00:11 EST (#)
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sounds like Daddy needs to cut ties with Jr. Maybe I should work for your dad and turn the company around.
Sign me up!
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-12-06 17:58:48 EST (#)
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yeah, I can't work either because it's overrated
that and it seems like a good time of year to take some time off
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2005-12-06 17:58:28 EST (#)
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I've been working for my Dad lately, but I only really need to work when the phone rings. I'm in the process of organizing his business and working through the debt. My older brother works for my Dad as the main person doing all the labor, and he's run the business into the ground because he's greedy. He has access to debit cards, and he's not afraid to use them. I love my older brother but I'm trying to convince my Dad to fire him. It's business, not an ATM. I would be more inclined to let everything slide, but my brother has horrible customer relations. He shows up late, doesn't finish jobs when he's supposed to, starts his workday at 11. Basically he's just using my Dad.
I'm trying to fix all that.
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2005-12-06 17:54:30 EST (#)
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I'm not working because of a lot of reasons. But mainly because of medical problems. It's nothing too serious, but the medication that the doctor put me on makes me drowsy randomly and because of that I can't work around slicers and knives.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-12-06 17:51:55 EST (#)
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Manda-
You seem to be around a lot more these days.
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2005-12-06 17:46:04 EST (#)
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Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2005-12-06 17:26:03 (#)
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I've had a lot of vocal training, being in chorus for many many years, so the whole store basically heard me. I think I yelled something like, "What the FUCK are you doing?!"
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I've never seen a picture of you, but I'm imagining an irate soprano with a Viking helmet thing singing "What the FUCK are you doing?!" operatically
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More like a bellow. I was an alto!
Sopranos suck.
Submitted by Ejryuu (user info) at 2005-12-06 17:43:56 EST (#)
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Holy fiery anger! Looking for a camwhore to see if it was "worth it" for Jose.
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2005-12-06 17:26:03 EST (#)
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I've had a lot of vocal training, being in chorus for many many years, so the whole store basically heard me. I think I yelled something like, "What the FUCK are you doing?!"
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I've never seen a picture of you, but I'm imagining an irate soprano with a Viking helmet thing singing "What the FUCK are you doing?!" operatically
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-12-06 17:23:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Mistress, I usually welcome any attention woman give my peener, and the more I like the woman, the more attention I want them to pay
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2005-12-06 17:17:54 EST (#)
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Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-12-06 17:02:53 (#)
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I've always been a big fan of strange woman grabing my Johnson, while at a sporting event. Oh the fun!
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I have always thought of doing this. I asked my husband if he thought it would have been strange for me to do that upon our first meeting. He said, "well, it would be a little forward."
Methinks that any non destructive attention given to a man's penos is welcomed, in any form.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-12-06 17:02:53 EST (#)
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I've always been a big fan of strange woman grabing my Johnson, while at a sporting event. Oh the fun!
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-12-06 16:55:43 EST (#)
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I wish someone would grab my boob while I am browsing fountains in a well known hardware store.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-12-06 16:51:52 EST (#)
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So much for grabbing your ass the first time I meet you
This really bothers you?
Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart (user info) at 2005-12-06 16:51:15 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2005-12-06 16:50:53 EST (#)
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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-12-06 16:46:27 (#)
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Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2005-12-06 15:57:57 (#)
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I forgot to mention that I was in a 'frigid bitch' outfit when I went out today.
Turtleneck sweater, jeans, sneakers. It's not like they were hanging out.
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So you're saying that wearing something revealling makes it okay to grope.
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Not quite. I was just making sure that it's understood that I wasn't hanging out of my top. Vultures like you would have been so quick to point out that I was probably asking for it if I hadn't. So fuck off. :)
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2005-12-06 16:49:08 EST (#)
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Fucking wetbacks. We should put the son of a bitch through a wood chipper send him back to his wife and twenty seven bastards in guadalawhogivesafuck in a garbage bag.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-12-06 16:46:27 EST (#)
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Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2005-12-06 15:57:57 (#)
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I forgot to mention that I was in a 'frigid bitch' outfit when I went out today.
Turtleneck sweater, jeans, sneakers. It's not like they were hanging out.
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So you're saying that wearing something revealling makes it okay to grope.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-12-06 16:38:29 EST (#)
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Wait, wait...how is it that Mexicans are too lazy to go out and get jobs but they can find the time to cup a breast?
+1 for 'cup and squeeze' technique
+1 for justice
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-12-06 16:21:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I'll consider groping you if you inhale my knob in return.
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2005-12-06 16:15:11 EST (#)
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I love the word "pounce".
Submitted by Deidra (user info) at 2005-12-06 16:12:51 EST (#)
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Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2005-12-06 16:09:25 EST (#)
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I don't know what it is about Hispanic men sometimes. I have to walk through the building where the Mexican consulate is located on my way to work, and I am leered at every fucking day. I mean, come on, I'm wearing a winter coat, hat and gloves....I look like that kid Randy from the Christmas Story and these guys are still salivating??
Then again, it is the Mexican consulate. Maybe they want a green card?
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2005-12-06 16:08:57 EST (#)
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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-12-06 16:05:54 (#)
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Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-12-06 15:59:31 (#)
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This is coming from someone who has no problem posting a picture of them on the internet.
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Last time I checked, no one had groped them during that whole thing. Unless someone reached up and did a pretend nipple grab to their computer monitor. But even then I didn't feel anything.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-12-06 16:07:36 EST (#)
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i wonder, does that ever work? just walk up to someone, grab their boob, and hope that they'll say, "hey, that was kinda nice, want to fool around?"
or is it out of such desperation, that you haven't gotten any in sooooo long, and can't afford a hooker, that you'd grab some walmart-boob and risk going to jail.
thats sad.
car update? i'll try to remember to send you an email when i get home, around 8 likel
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-12-06 16:05:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-12-06 15:59:31 (#)
Ranking: -2
This is coming from someone who has no problem posting a picture of them on the internet.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-12-06 16:05:26 EST (#)
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good girl. and she should have a problem with it, at least if you want a feel of someone you should ask for permission first.
Submitted by EAZEDZT (user info) at 2005-12-06 16:05:08 EST (#)
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Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2005-12-06 16:02:35 (#)
Ranking: 1
You should feel wanted.
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Exactly
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-12-06 16:04:38 EST (#)
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I wish you died
Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2005-12-06 16:02:35 EST (#)
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You should feel wanted.
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2005-12-06 16:00:07 EST (#)
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Can I have a go at your butt?
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-12-06 15:59:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This is coming from someone who has no problem posting a picture of them on the internet.
Submitted by RamJetMax (user info) at 2005-12-06 15:59:29 EST (#)
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Awesome.
Submitted by NotSteve (user info) at 2005-12-06 15:59:16 EST (#)
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Details, details, details...how big are your tits?
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2005-12-06 15:57:57 EST (#)
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I forgot to mention that I was in a 'frigid bitch' outfit when I went out today.
Turtleneck sweater, jeans, sneakers. It's not like they were hanging out.