Joseph and Mary: The Untold Nativity (21240 hits)
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Rating: 1.92 on 86 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Wardy (View user info) at 2005-12-06 17:00:18 EST
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Submitted by combatwombat (user info) at 2006-11-22 15:51:04 EST (#)
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Was that eddie murphy????!!!!
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-10-12 13:30:28 EDT (#)
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longest review ever?
Submitted by LSD420 (user info) at 2006-10-11 20:03:53 EDT (#)
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B
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Submitted by getalife (user info) at 2006-10-11 19:48:11 EDT (#)
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"Drop thirty pounds and you're on"
Silly Germans always wanting fair treatment haha
I ripped that sucker clean off and started beating mary
I gave u a two cuz its funny but i given u a 10+ for those 3 comments haha funny guy
Submitted by Lianne260987 (user info) at 2006-08-25 05:43:33 EDT (#)
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Good.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-04-06 06:38:19 EDT (#)
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five month anniversary of first bored at work post... goddamn i suck.
Submitted by Malachewaii (user info) at 2006-02-25 19:28:30 EST (#)
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good stuff
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2006-02-25 19:18:48 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by stryke (user info) at 2006-02-25 17:25:59 EST (#)
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"that's where we keep ze Germans" hilarious. one of the funniest things ive read.
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2006-01-19 09:24:03 EST (#)
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I concur.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-16 13:20:03 EST (#)
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This was pure gold. Loved it.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2005-12-12 21:30:28 EST (#)
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thank you adam. man, after all these reviews maybe i'll actually have to turn this into some sort of live production... hmmm...
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-12-12 20:28:59 EST (#)
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FUckin A this was funny
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2005-12-12 18:58:25 EST (#)
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thanks siskel... my favorite character was 'bill the singing galilee man'... i really am considering doing a spinoff of just him and his songs, but i don't know if i'll be able to find the pictures i would need...
Submitted by SiskelandFatboy (user info) at 2005-12-12 08:53:31 EST (#)
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Soooo many good lines but for some reason "Drop thirty pounds and you're on" sent me in to hysterical laughter.
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-12-11 21:36:02 EST (#)
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wow. just, wow.
Submitted by toucan_sam (user info) at 2005-12-10 21:26:53 EST (#)
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congrats on B@W
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2005-12-10 09:30:40 EST (#)
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thanks foonboo.
Submitted by concerthead (user info) at 2005-12-09 22:02:59 EST (#)
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Mary was a whore. Thats all i have to say about that. but good post laughed my ass off
Submitted by Foonbo (user info) at 2005-12-09 11:49:38 EST (#)
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Congrats on B@W.
Submitted by EatMeCompletely (user info) at 2005-12-09 11:30:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The streets will flow with the blood of the non-believers. You can quote me on that.
On a side-note, Christmas is a dirty, dirty whore of a holiday. Curse you Christmas, for stealing my hard-earned hooker money. CURSE YOOOOOUUUUUU!!!!
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2005-12-09 11:29:53 EST (#)
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hooray for me sucking ass at a lot of things that most other people are good at!
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2005-12-09 09:57:10 EST (#)
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The black guy at the end was hilarious.
You and I made B@W at the same time! Woo!
Submitted by toucan_sam (user info) at 2005-12-09 01:41:56 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2005-12-08 18:44:38 EST (#)
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i eat my own underwear
Submitted by ThatOneGirl (user info) at 2005-12-08 13:36:10 EST (#)
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so bizarre
Submitted by Pelvis_Man (user info) at 2005-12-08 13:02:10 EST (#)
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Silly germans! Trix are for kids!
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2005-12-08 12:19:49 EST (#)
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Awesome.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-12-08 12:09:13 EST (#)
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WHERE DID THE FUCKING PICTURES COME FROM!?!?!
Probably the perfect post...
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-12-08 11:24:34 EST (#)
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the mushrooms would explain quite a bit in the bible...
Submitted by Fabit (user info) at 2005-12-08 11:05:32 EST (#)
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This is very cool.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2005-12-07 22:43:08 EST (#)
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there's a good chance my next piece is going to top this one...
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-12-07 22:05:59 EST (#)
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Submitted by EatMeCompletely (user info) at 2005-12-07 17:46:24 (#)
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Auto +2 blasphemy!!!
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2005-12-07 18:24:30 EST (#)
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Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2005-12-07 18:02:53 (#)
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yeah, emc... i'm definitely going to hell for this one. the whole time i was writing this i could feel god getting an itchy trigger finger. i haven't left the house since... HAHA FUCK YOU GOD!! WHAT YOU THINK YOU COULD FOOL ME?!?! HA! PAAAALLLLLLEASE!..... shit...
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Heheh. That won't stop him. He'll just give you teh cancer.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2005-12-07 18:02:53 EST (#)
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yeah, emc... i'm definitely going to hell for this one. the whole time i was writing this i could feel god getting an itchy trigger finger. i haven't left the house since... HAHA FUCK YOU GOD!! WHAT YOU THINK YOU COULD FOOL ME?!?! HA! PAAAALLLLLLEASE!..... shit...
Submitted by EatMeCompletely (user info) at 2005-12-07 17:46:24 EST (#)
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Auto +2 blasphemy!!!
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-12-07 17:19:16 EST (#)
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very festive!
Submitted by Thanatos (user info) at 2005-12-07 17:14:40 EST (#)
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Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2005-12-06 17:41:25 (#)
Ranking: 2
"Drop thirty pounds and you're on."
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+2 right there
Is that black guy Eddie Murphy? He's doing church theater now?
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2005-12-07 17:13:39 EST (#)
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as soon a i finish this other awesome project i'm working on
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-12-07 16:20:33 EST (#)
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When can we expect Chapter 2: Jesus turns water into King Cobra Malt Liquor?
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-12-07 16:06:35 EST (#)
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Congrats, fellow buck futter. I'll have info on the Ohiocon tomorrow, hopefully.
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2005-12-07 16:01:18 EST (#)
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OH! That's just pure awesome!
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2005-12-07 14:45:24 EST (#)
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BAWhahaha
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-12-07 14:42:47 EST (#)
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JOSEPH:
What have you done?
Who have you become?
Where are you going?
I thought I knew you!
How can I believe
This story you feed me
How can I trust you
This is too much for me
WISE MEN:
I don't think there's enough belief in this whole wide world
To give me trust and faith enough to believe you, girl
I was sure that we would last 'till the end of time
How can I pretend that you never crossed this line?
Submitted by Quale (user info) at 2005-12-07 13:24:00 EST (#)
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Amazing!
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2005-12-07 13:06:08 EST (#)
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i fucking rule.
Submitted by AlexorGM (user info) at 2005-12-07 12:11:22 EST (#)
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drop 30 pounds and you're on. HAHAHA.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2005-12-07 09:09:38 EST (#)
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Funny stuff. Definitely B@W material.
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2005-12-07 08:24:56 EST (#)
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B@W, eh? Congratulizzle, nigga!
What?
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-12-07 07:52:08 EST (#)
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I loved the donkeypunch reference that was lost on so many.
Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2005-12-07 07:39:44 EST (#)
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Woah....it's like you were actually THERE man.....
Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2005-12-07 07:22:54 EST (#)
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! really sums up how I feel about this post.
Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2005-12-07 04:19:34 EST (#)
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Damn, what's with these posts having an image the size of Arkansas? Modem issues aside, I can honestly say this was pretty good.
And this is the first time I ever muttered under my breath (or under anyone's breath for that matter):
"IS JOSEPH GONNA HAFTA KILL A BITCH!?"
Luckily he didn't.
Submitted by Dreg (user info) at 2005-12-07 03:54:53 EST (#)
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Congrat's on B@W
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2005-12-07 03:53:28 EST (#)
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Christmas time is the time for sharing.
Thanks for sharing
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2005-12-07 02:24:10 EST (#)
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THE FUCK THEY DON'T!
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2005-12-07 00:23:39 EST (#)
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whoa... nate... you should post more shit. no seriously, you should.
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2005-12-06 23:37:55 EST (#)
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the cricket did it for me.
Submitted by nate (user info) at 2005-12-06 23:11:34 EST (#)
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wow that was really boring. the virgin mary saying stuff like bitch? wow you are edgy nobody else would go there sister na-aaa
Submitted by toucan_sam (user info) at 2005-12-06 23:07:07 EST (#)
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that's pretty tight dude... keep up the good work
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2005-12-06 22:59:14 EST (#)
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pretty good man, he's in st. louis right now... oo... that reminds me, he's gonna be on fox soccer channel in a minute..
Submitted by toucan_sam (user info) at 2005-12-06 22:53:52 EST (#)
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i'll say... the pictures were classic.
hey, how's your bro been?
Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2005-12-06 22:47:00 EST (#)
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Ah, secular comedy....
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2005-12-06 22:46:33 EST (#)
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some church website. they do a bunch of plays every year, and subsequently take a bunch of pictures of said plays.
i guess you could say i hit the jackpot.
Submitted by toucan_sam (user info) at 2005-12-06 22:37:44 EST (#)
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this was fucking awesome. where'd you get all those pics?
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2005-12-06 22:03:18 EST (#)
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http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/12/06/churches.closed.christmas.ap/index.html -- joseph and bill are getting piss drunk over this one...
Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2005-12-06 20:53:05 EST (#)
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Hahaha!!
Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2005-12-06 19:06:21 EST (#)
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This is complete bullshit. Everyone knows Mary and Joe was the melatonin enhanced individuals and baby jesus turned out a cracker. Nice try though.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2005-12-06 18:48:48 EST (#)
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haha... thanks ets... we'll see...
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2005-12-06 18:41:55 EST (#)
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"ooooo...didnt see that one coming..."
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-12-06 18:36:24 EST (#)
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This was all about 'Bill The Singing Galilee Man'
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-12-06 18:32:23 EST (#)
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Ok, fuck it. I'll say it: B@W.
I don't do it often, but I'll give you props with this one.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-12-06 18:29:19 EST (#)
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love the beard on the Galilee dude - very Olde Testament
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-12-06 18:27:26 EST (#)
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Here's part 2: http://www.ubersite.com/m/73997
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2005-12-06 18:25:15 EST (#)
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Having it suddenly narrated by Jimmeny Cricket was brilliant.
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2005-12-06 18:14:26 EST (#)
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Shiggity!
Submitted by Oleannder (user info) at 2005-12-06 17:45:57 EST (#)
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fucking cool
Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart (user info) at 2005-12-06 17:42:04 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2005-12-06 17:41:25 EST (#)
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"Drop thirty pounds and you're on."
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2005-12-06 17:25:57 EST (#)
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yeah, ryufufufufufu man sir, your's could've used some pictures like mine.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-12-06 17:25:07 EST (#)
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Usually I don't like religious themed posts....but I liked this one
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-12-06 17:20:18 EST (#)
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Gold.
Goldmine.
Goldenrod.
Golden Gun.
Golden Touch.
Golden Ticket.
Golden Shower.
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2005-12-06 17:19:11 EST (#)
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Good stuff. Good prequel.
Now read the untold story of the life of J.C.: http://www.ubersite.com/m/79378
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-12-06 17:17:30 EST (#)
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Jesus weren't no nigger, boy.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-12-06 17:10:14 EST (#)
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ha ha ha
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2005-12-06 17:06:32 EST (#)
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Fuck yeah~!