Lick my ass (2073 hits)
Category: NoneRating: -1.12 on 43 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by kristine <greenisgood.at.comcast.net> (View user info) at 2005-12-06 21:38:58 EST
Yeah I said it. Lick my ass, make sure you stick your tongue deep inside to.
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Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-06-21 10:35:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
*faps*
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-21 10:18:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
SHOW ME YOU SLOT...
It's the way forward.
See +1 already, who knows where it will lead.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-12-07 19:15:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Uber needs another slutty little cum-guzzler like the American population needs to gain weight.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-12-07 17:43:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 FOR Inspiring Orgasmo for yet another awesome poem.
Submitted by EAZEDZT (user info) at 2005-12-07 14:52:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Did you cut & paste this from a RateMe site?
If so please reply with a link.
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2005-12-07 14:33:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-12-06 23:16:41 (#)
Ranking: -2
Here I sit, stretched out 'pon this office chair with my jeans riding low.
I wonder, will my man Friday ever come to call?
After all, who else will fill my void with cock and cream?
Who will draw from my twin lips a scream,
A moan of pleasure?
Who dares wrangle with my steed?
My man Friday slides his tongue o'er where I fuck and pee.
You see, his name is Friday, and he's certainly a man
And his tastes are variable and refined,
Like a girl who plays Qbert all night and neglects the pinball machine.
"Fuck pinball," she scoffs, "I'll leave that to the normals."
And then she winds up taking home the first wigger she sees who'll buy her a shot of GM.
Yes, Friday has his preferences
And he likes trannies, sure.
And I'm the quasi-femme he loves,
His heart, quite mine, is pure.
What? Don't tell me you thought I had a vagina.
Don't let this pair of Lucky jeans fool you.
I'm packing for bear in these bitches:
Twelve gauge cock diesel, rigid and ribbed for my man lover.
I hope he slips his straw of flesh into my winking browneye,
I yearn to feel his seed, so hot and thick, run down my thigh,
Here in this office chair he'll take me - neither straight nor gay,
And when he does, my soul will cry "Oh, man, thank God it's Friday!"
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Orgasmatron, yet another patented creative response. You rock!
Submitted by jesset (user info) at 2005-12-07 12:28:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Show us your tits!
Submitted by NewGuy08 (user info) at 2005-12-07 12:19:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You're hot
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-12-07 12:19:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Interesing enough
Submitted by kerrijoy66 (user info) at 2005-12-07 11:48:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You suck. Post something worthwhile or don't post at all.
Submitted by avolkert (user info) at 2005-12-07 07:58:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Pretty girl, nice ass, no brain, 'nuf said.
Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2005-12-07 07:47:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Magic_Monkey (user info) at 2005-12-07 07:30:37 (#)
Ranking: -2
AlahAckbar is my inspiration , he has a pattern when he insults you; " Dear mother fucking newbie ..." all in in caps , then signed love .
AWESOME REVIEW I GOT 2 YEARS AGO
Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2004-08-05 10:13:30 (#)
Ranking: -2
DEAR MOTHER FUCKING NEWBIE
EAT FUCKING SHIT AND DIE
THIS IS NOT YOUR PERSONAL FUCKING BLOG SITE
WWW.LIVEJOURNAL.COM
EAT SHIT. EAT MY SHIT.
LOVE,
AlahAckbar
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people get all mad and upset when I say this kind of stuff, when seriously, it's just a simple statement that says "either put some thought and effort into your writing, or go away."
Funny thing was, I was doing it when I had only been on site for like 3-4 months. Drove ashley nuts.
That's really why I kept doing it, actually.
oh yeah.
-2 DIE KTHX BY
Submitted by supervixen (user info) at 2005-12-07 07:39:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I almost would have ignored this pathetic attempt at soft porn except that you have used the wrong too/to/two. You only wrote one sentence and you fucked it up <sigh>
Submitted by Magic_Monkey (user info) at 2005-12-07 07:30:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
AlahAckbar is my inspiration , he has a pattern when he insults you; " Dear mother fucking newbie ..." all in in caps , then signed love .
AWESOME REVIEW I GOT 2 YEARS AGO
Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2004-08-05 10:13:30 (#)
Ranking: -2
DEAR MOTHER FUCKING NEWBIE
EAT FUCKING SHIT AND DIE
THIS IS NOT YOUR PERSONAL FUCKING BLOG SITE
WWW.LIVEJOURNAL.COM
EAT SHIT. EAT MY SHIT.
LOVE,
AlahAckbar
Submitted by sinna (user info) at 2005-12-07 07:26:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-12-06 22:13:11 (#)
Ranking: -2
i can see that, i eat alot of tuna
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Oh, was that it. Were you eating it with a lot of yeast as well?
Submitted by jack11058 (user info) at 2005-12-07 06:18:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
how is the herp treating you, slore?
Submitted by Barnymeinhoff (user info) at 2005-12-07 06:14:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
present it
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2005-12-07 06:10:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by ThineJericho (user info) at 2005-12-07 00:23:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-12-06 23:16:41 (#)
Ranking: -2
Here I sit, stretched out 'pon this office chair with my jeans riding low.
I wonder, will my man Friday ever come to call?
After all, who else will fill my void with cock and cream?
Who will draw from my twin lips a scream,
A moan of pleasure?
Who dares wrangle with my steed?
My man Friday slides his tongue o'er where I fuck and pee.
You see, his name is Friday, and he's certainly a man
And his tastes are variable and refined,
Like a girl who plays Qbert all night and neglects the pinball machine.
"Fuck pinball," she scoffs, "I'll leave that to the normals."
And then she winds up taking home the first wigger she sees who'll buy her a shot of GM.
Yes, Friday has his preferences
And he likes trannies, sure.
And I'm the quasi-femme he loves,
His heart, quite mine, is pure.
What? Don't tell me you thought I had a vagina.
Don't let this pair of Lucky jeans fool you.
I'm packing for bear in these bitches:
Twelve gauge cock diesel, rigid and ribbed for my man lover.
I hope he slips his straw of flesh into my winking browneye,
I yearn to feel his seed, so hot and thick, run down my thigh,
Here in this office chair he'll take me - neither straight nor gay,
And when he does, my soul will cry "Oh, man, thank God it's Friday!"
*****
This is why I love you.
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2005-12-06 23:53:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by ellsmall (user info) at 2005-12-06 23:25:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Thanks, but NO THANKS - skank.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-12-06 23:16:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Here I sit, stretched out 'pon this office chair with my jeans riding low.
I wonder, will my man Friday ever come to call?
After all, who else will fill my void with cock and cream?
Who will draw from my twin lips a scream,
A moan of pleasure?
Who dares wrangle with my steed?
My man Friday slides his tongue o'er where I fuck and pee.
You see, his name is Friday, and he's certainly a man
And his tastes are variable and refined,
Like a girl who plays Qbert all night and neglects the pinball machine.
"Fuck pinball," she scoffs, "I'll leave that to the normals."
And then she winds up taking home the first wigger she sees who'll buy her a shot of GM.
Yes, Friday has his preferences
And he likes trannies, sure.
And I'm the quasi-femme he loves,
His heart, quite mine, is pure.
What? Don't tell me you thought I had a vagina.
Don't let this pair of Lucky jeans fool you.
I'm packing for bear in these bitches:
Twelve gauge cock diesel, rigid and ribbed for my man lover.
I hope he slips his straw of flesh into my winking browneye,
I yearn to feel his seed, so hot and thick, run down my thigh,
Here in this office chair he'll take me - neither straight nor gay,
And when he does, my soul will cry "Oh, man, thank God it's Friday!"
Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2005-12-06 22:42:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
oh, i almost forgot,
-2DIE
Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2005-12-06 22:42:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
ladyboy??? is someone else watching that thing on HBO too?
Submitted by nate (user info) at 2005-12-06 22:35:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
kristine you are my favorite sexy ladyboy
Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2005-12-06 22:34:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by sweetkisses (user info) at 2005-12-06 22:06:36 (#)
Ranking: 0
AlahAckbar... LMAO @ that name. I don't give a shit what you think with that fucking Iraqi name. You don't own the world, and i'd shit on you if you did.
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Wow. Now THAT is an insult. You know... insulting an online sign in name. On THE INTERNET.
And it's not an iraqi name. It actually means "durp be dur" in swahili.
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2005-12-06 22:29:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
ALTER?
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-12-06 22:19:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
whos alter are you again?
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2005-12-06 22:15:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Actually. ABSOL-FUCKING-LUTELY!
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2005-12-06 22:14:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sure.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-12-06 22:13:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
i can see that, i eat alot of tuna
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-12-06 22:10:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
i smelled your fart and thought it was her vagina.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-12-06 22:07:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
i just farted
Submitted by sweetkisses (user info) at 2005-12-06 22:06:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
AlahAckbar... LMAO @ that name. I don't give a shit what you think with that fucking Iraqi name. You don't own the world, and i'd shit on you if you did.
Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2005-12-06 22:04:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-12-06 21:57:44 (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm just fucking with you. We like to do that with newcomers, on the off chance you haven't noticed.
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See, I personally don't fuck with newcomers who are worth something. I DO however fuck with newcomers who continously post shit, who don't spell check or use proper grammer, or who just generally annoy me. I do this in the hopes that these fuckers go away, or in the hopes that they change. Some have changed (triple optics), some eventually GET THE FUCKING HINT AND GO THE FUCK AWAY.
So:
DEAR MOTHER FUCKING NEWBIE
POST BETTER SHIT OR DIE
LOVE,
ALAHACKBAR
Submitted by sweetkisses (user info) at 2005-12-06 22:00:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Well geez, make me cry why don't cha lol
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-12-06 21:57:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm just fucking with you. We like to do that with newcomers, on the off chance you haven't noticed.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2005-12-06 21:57:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by sweetkisses (user info) at 2005-12-06 21:55:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
awww jeanneee is jealous..
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-12-06 21:49:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Have you ever had cum in your eye, Gabriel? It BUUURRRRNNSSS.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-12-06 21:44:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
it's not going to suck itself.
Submitted by sweetkisses (user info) at 2005-12-06 21:43:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
fuck off!
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-12-06 21:40:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
ever fuck a guy with stumps?