You can call me..... Daddy. (2608 hits)
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Submitted by AlahAckbar (View user info) at 2005-12-06 23:01:59 EST
I'm going to hell. No, seriously. I'm going to hell.
I've met some great people at college this year. Usually, I meet people whom I tolerate simply because they are in the same class as me, or people whom I don't tolerate because they annoy me until I want to slit my wrists with the side of my calculator.
But this year, I've met some great people.
We had decided one day after Anatomy and Physiology to go to a local Chinese joint. So, we set up some carpools, and headed out there. The food was alright, but the conversation was great. We made fun of each other, generally had a good time.
And then SHE walked in.
Now, there are an AWFUL lot of "she's" in my life, but this particular one happened to be new to me. I had never seen her before, had never talked to her, and will probably never see her again. In fact, there wasn't anything really spectacular about her, except for the fact that she had an AMASING body, and she was wearing a catholic school girl outfit.
Not the "I'm an actual catholic school girl" outfit. The "I'm a naughty catholic school girl" outfit. Thigh high white stockings, short plaid skirt (a good 6-8 inches above the knee), tight white button down shirt, pigtails.
Being that we are in a college town, I figured she was a college girl who I hadn't had the privilege of laying eyes on yet. Her entire body said "SLUT", which is cool with me, because I honestly don't feel like telling some girl my real name, let alone being in a relationship right now. Before I can talk to her, my buddy does me the favor of snapping his fingers directly in my ear.
Now, normally, this wouldn't have much effect on me. However, being that my eyes were currently locked on the two lower lobes of her gluteus maximus that were hanging down underneath her skirt as she bent over to pick something up (she apparently had a disease which made it incapable of bending her knees). The snap made me jump, which thus caused 4 of the 5 cups on the table we were sitting at to topple over. This caused an uproar of laughter from my table, me included. We made no attempt at trying to hide exactly why we were laughing, as she made no attempt at trying to appear decent when she walked up to get her food. In short time, she was joined by two guys, who had presumably been outside smoking. They went up to get their food, and took notice of me staring directly at the girl who was with them. They didn't look too pleased with that, and I cared not: I was with two other guys who were both veterans, and with myself being a veteran, I'm fairly certain we could handle whatever game they wanted to play.
Problem was, I just could NOT keep my filthy eyes off this dirty little girl. My mind played the images of what I wanted to do to her. This girl was just gorgeous. Being fueled by my dick, I waited until the guys went up for seconds and approached the girl.
I sat directly down at their table and started talking. She started flirting. She asked me "how old are you?"
"Me? I'm 26."
She laughed: "Your old enough to be my father." she joked.
It just popped out. I couldn't stop it. Big head had no control over his mouth, as little head had assumed full control of all bodily functions. If I had to list times in my life when I thought with nothing but my dick, this would rank number one. I said (quite loudly, apparently, as my friends 4-5 tables away heard it)
"Well, I'm not your father, but I know you'll call me daddy."
My friends across the room screamed with laughter. The guys hustled their movements back to the table.
Her jaw dropped, and she got red.
Then, she said an instant hard-on killer.
"I'm 13."
I stood up, walked out of the restaurant, got into my car, and drove home. I didn't go to class the next day, however, I had a test I couldn't get away from on the following Monday.
Apparently, there is a catholic middle school in the town my college is in. I was not aware of this. I had never heard of it, never known it was there. It's a good thing I didn't go to classes the next day, as that gave my friends ample opportunity to tell the story to EVERY SINGLE PERSON AT MY SCHOOL.
However, the new nickname I've gotten is quite pleasing, and it seems like everybody knows me now. It is kind of creepy when my 50 something gay professor calls me "Daddy" though.
User Reviews
Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2005-12-12 23:40:15 EST (#)
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Went to chinese again today. Sadly, no catholic girls.
A friend dressed up as a catholic girl for me today.
Fucking yum. That's all I've got to say about that.
Submitted by cobra8279 (user info) at 2005-12-12 10:50:54 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2005-12-10 01:36:21 EST (#)
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I thank ya.
so drunk. so very, very durnk.
Submitted by gamma (user info) at 2005-12-09 16:36:17 EST (#)
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Welcome back Ackbar
Submitted by nigletsyz (user info) at 2005-12-09 12:49:33 EST (#)
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I prefer the eleventeen year olds
Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2005-12-08 23:15:13 EST (#)
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Actually, It's my first semister in my second year. I went through and did a bunch of classes so I didn't have to take 18 credit hours + labs worth no credits for the next 5 semisters.
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2005-12-08 21:34:50 EST (#)
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First semester freshman year? Meh. Could be worse. Like next semester. Oh god, that might be the worst four months or so of my life. But hey, if you're ever coming around this neck of the woods, let me know. After all, it can't hurt for me to know a few people over 21.
Submitted by EvilGav (user info) at 2005-12-08 18:19:56 EST (#)
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Been there, seen it, got stopped from going to far by her dad turning up (kill-joy bastard).
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-12-08 17:34:51 EST (#)
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So I was SORTA right.
I DO have a good memory...for someone who doesn't give a fuck.
Good luck.
Go Amerks.
Submitted by Lechuga (user info) at 2005-12-08 17:27:49 EST (#)
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...................So did you fuck her or not?
Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2005-12-08 17:27:26 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-12-08 17:17:07 (#)
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Wait...ackbar is NEAR U of R.
So he either works at "Campi's" or he's matriculating at MCC.
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Great. Now I'm sad and hungry.
mmmmmmm........ campi's.
Actually, I was thinking more of a "near" U of R as in I live within 30 miles of it. For those wondering, I'm attending GCC to get my associates and thus my liscense to practice, then doing online classes for a few years to complete my bacholores through Suny Stony brook.
They have a four year program for Respiratory Therapy, but the funny thing is: they take the same tests as us, have the same number of RCP classes, yet have fewer practicle hours. Which means that I'm paying a lot less then people going to stony brook, and I'm getting a lot more experience.
I haven't decided if I want to go on to get my masters or not. I'm thinking about it, but I would have to stop working and go to school full time again, which would suck.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-12-08 17:26:11 EST (#)
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Don't flatter yourself, kiddo.
I forgot about you within 12 hours of your last post 9 months ago or whenever the fuck it was.
MCC!!!
(Please don't tell me you're at STJFisher)
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2005-12-08 17:21:10 EST (#)
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JAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA
Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2005-12-08 17:18:03 EST (#)
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Have you forgotten so much about me?
I'm a dumbass. Come on now, it hasn't been that long!
Oh, now I made myself sad.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-12-08 17:17:07 EST (#)
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Wait...ackbar is NEAR U of R.
So he either works at "Campi's" or he's matriculating at MCC.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-12-08 17:16:04 EST (#)
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I was making a "joke" that ONLY YOU WOULD GET.
I seem to remember you talking about Livingston County and Geneseo.
Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2005-12-08 17:07:40 EST (#)
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uh... Geneseo Community College?
You mean Genesee Community College. Geneseo is a suny university.
And yes, actually, I am by U of R. I bet your life SUCKS being at U of R. Tough School.
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2005-12-08 16:28:15 EST (#)
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I'm at U of R right now. I know you're in the Rochester area. Anywhere near me?
Submitted by ThatOneGirl (user info) at 2005-12-08 13:39:23 EST (#)
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AH! Dirty old man.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-12-08 09:51:14 EST (#)
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Geneseo Community College?
Submitted by Oleannder (user info) at 2005-12-08 01:33:14 EST (#)
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You fucking dirty pervert.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *cough* AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-12-08 00:39:19 EST (#)
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just curious since i cant get it off of my mind.
Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2005-12-07 23:25:09 EST (#)
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uh.... why?
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-12-07 23:21:29 EST (#)
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no..go as in what college?
Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2005-12-07 23:16:42 EST (#)
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I'm actually perfectly ok with whatever you want to do there, punky brewster.
I've been mostly going to school, which is fairly tough. In addition, I've been doing Respiratory therapy club stuff, being that I'm the president of that. Resume building and what not.
Other then that, I've spent a few hundred days or so jerking off. And I have eaten several times since I was last on uber.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-12-07 23:01:49 EST (#)
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hey...you...where do you go?
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2005-12-07 22:37:09 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-12-07 22:30:47 EST (#)
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Hardon killer? I'm just getting warmed up.
Your post was AMASING!
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-12-07 22:23:52 EST (#)
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Dad??
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-12-07 22:11:35 EST (#)
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I don't have any grudge against you.
I just like to "needle" the dipshits who get all upset by it.
Like you, apparently.
So, where ya been?
Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2005-12-07 22:07:54 EST (#)
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Wow schlongy. Still carrying a grudge? It's been what, 2, maybe 3 years?
Submitted by dodahdave (user info) at 2005-12-07 21:58:19 EST (#)
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Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-12-07 14:37:45 (#)
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what the hell man if they are comin at you , means they want somthin ,more better you look after them and care for them ,than they get on the street uh?
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+2 for that shit right there!
(No ,Problem!)
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-12-07 20:46:42 EST (#)
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Hey, New York...where ya been?
Eating your way around the globe?
Submitted by bluemami (user info) at 2005-12-07 20:35:13 EST (#)
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thats what im talking about. classic! and you were completely in the right, because who can determine ages with a killer body! age-smage! play on playa
Submitted by Luderhow (user info) at 2005-12-07 20:19:51 EST (#)
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hahahahaha OWNED!!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-12-07 19:53:43 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-12-07 19:31:31 EST (#)
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Hahahaha
Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2005-12-07 19:24:30 EST (#)
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Submitted by NewGuy08 (user info) at 2005-12-07 10:36:07 (#)
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Story was a +2
AlahAckbar is a name that makes me think of terrorist -3
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My name is meant to generate controversy. So.. yeah. Thanks for that.
Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2005-12-07 19:10:37 EST (#)
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All praise be to Allah! Allah hu Ackbar, mothaFUCKAS!
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2005-12-07 18:20:29 EST (#)
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Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-12-07 14:37:45 (#)
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what the hell man if they are comin at you , means they want somthin ,more better you look after them and care for them ,than they get on the street uh?
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Hot 13 year old girls broke Mike's brain!
Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2005-12-07 18:11:23 EST (#)
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Went to the same chinese place tonight. Catholic girls were thankfully absent, as I was kind of on a lunch date....
Did get a weird look from the staff though.
Submitted by BananaPhone (user info) at 2005-12-07 17:55:20 EST (#)
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I feel your pain.
Nice call on the pickup line.
Submitted by Nator (user info) at 2005-12-07 17:49:19 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-12-07 17:01:52 EST (#)
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Submitted by blondie2 (user info) at 2005-12-07 05:55:04 (#)
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hahahahahahaha.
I was a catholic school girl, but we had to wear knee high socks, with skirts to our knees and the uniform was a nice shade of brown. yummy!
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and since I went to an all-boys Catholic school, the whole white knee socks thing STILL gives me a boner...
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2005-12-07 16:05:24 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-12-07 15:37:40 EST (#)
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at my school we had the uniform from the craft and we were supposed to have no heels, skirt no higher than two inches above the knee, socks at all times, no sleeveless, and only certain colors. of course that didn't really happen but the nuns could dream. probably literally...
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2005-12-07 15:25:48 EST (#)
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Submitted by blondie2 (user info) at 2005-12-07 05:55:04 (#)
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hahahahahahaha.
I was a catholic school girl, but we had to wear knee high socks, with skirts to our knees and the uniform was a nice shade of brown. yummy!
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Similar experience. We had to kneel and if our kilts didn't touch the ground we were sent home. No makeup, no jewelry (except for earrings, but had to be studs), socks had to be knee high and navy, we had to wear the tie (otherwise sent home). They were extremely strict (most teachers and the principal were the old-school ruler-wielding nuns). Things sure have changed, now its a competition for who can show the most ass. Damn prostitots....
AllahAckbar - you poor thing, but it's hard to tell who's of age anymore.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-12-07 14:39:24 EST (#)
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well... if her real daddy's gonna let her outta the house like that maybe he should start selling her since he's letting her advertise.
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-12-07 14:37:45 EST (#)
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what the hell man if they are comin at you , means they want somthin ,more better you look after them and care for them ,than they get on the street uh?
Submitted by BrittInToledo (user info) at 2005-12-07 14:29:38 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by RamJetMax (user info) at 2005-12-07 14:25:22 EST (#)
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Awesome.
Submitted by EAZEDZT (user info) at 2005-12-07 13:55:09 EST (#)
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Been there bought the T-shirt
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2005-12-07 13:16:12 EST (#)
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It's been awhile since I've seen you...
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-12-07 12:14:06 EST (#)
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So you got a boner over jailbait. It happens. Just remember - LOOKIE NO TOUCHIE.
Submitted by fearandloathingnAFG (user info) at 2005-12-07 12:08:51 EST (#)
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If theres grass in the field, play ball
If there isn't...
roll her over and play in the mud
Submitted by mtgn37 (user info) at 2005-12-07 11:26:36 EST (#)
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boner killer?
try boner enhancer!
my next uber post will probably be from jail
Submitted by Walker (user info) at 2005-12-07 10:36:53 EST (#)
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Damn messed up laws you got in the US... nothing to stop you banging willing girlies around here! Its not 'illegal sex with a minor' if noone finds out, right?
Submitted by NewGuy08 (user info) at 2005-12-07 10:36:07 EST (#)
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Story was a +2
AlahAckbar is a name that makes me think of terrorist -3
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2005-12-07 10:35:14 EST (#)
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excellent
Submitted by JackalFett (user info) at 2005-12-07 10:26:03 EST (#)
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Funny.
Submitted by Ejryuu (user info) at 2005-12-07 09:53:09 EST (#)
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Oh man that's awesome.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-12-07 09:47:54 EST (#)
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So did you fuck 'er or what?
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2005-12-07 09:34:19 EST (#)
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You should have raped her. That'll learn her.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2005-12-07 09:29:40 EST (#)
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Dude I had a similar experience. I feel your pain.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-12-07 09:28:11 EST (#)
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Heh.
Submitted by NotSteve (user info) at 2005-12-07 09:10:20 EST (#)
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Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2005-12-07 08:32:39 EST (#)
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I hate to linkwhore :::cough::: with a related post, but here it is: http://www.ubersite.com/m/79571
I happen to believe your situation was funnier than mine, however.
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2005-12-07 07:40:28 EST (#)
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You poor bastard.
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2005-12-07 07:14:28 EST (#)
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This was perdy good perdy good.
I streaked at an all girls Catholic school last year, though it was high school (and yes it was during their lunch hour, not at midnight). Streaking at a middle school is probably a sex crime. Or maybe streaking in general is?
Anyway, I might have to notify my neighbors soon of some unpleasantness.
Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2005-12-07 07:10:31 EST (#)
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Thanks all!
And I hvae been dropping some "dear mother fucking newbie"'s, but their mostly at night because I'm in school during the day.
Today I'm going to chinese with a bunch of friends... same place. We'll see what happens.
Submitted by blondie2 (user info) at 2005-12-07 07:03:02 EST (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-12-07 06:42:27 (#)
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I'm just feeling tired and lonely. I'll be ok once I've had some sleep. I already feel guilty for being a dickhead.
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You've not been a dickhead everyone has shit days, if we didn't life would be boring and looking at some reviews yours were fuck all.
Anyway I'm sending you a big kiss to cheer up and you would have laughed at me in that uniform all the other schools did. I think it was ment to stop things like this post happening and that defo happened.
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2005-12-07 06:51:09 EST (#)
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Sweet.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-12-07 06:42:27 EST (#)
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I'm just feeling tired and lonely. I'll be ok once I've had some sleep. I already feel guilty for being a dickhead.
Submitted by Magic_Monkey (user info) at 2005-12-07 06:41:30 EST (#)
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Duuuuuuuuude ... go to Japan , the girls in Tokyo wear their skirts so fucking high that you can ...wait , is that her thong ?! Gotta go , got some rape to do !
Submitted by blondie2 (user info) at 2005-12-07 06:34:00 EST (#)
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Berty, that uniform was no turn on, it was more to make you laugh. Just wanted to cheer you up, you seem really pissed off today.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-12-07 06:18:26 EST (#)
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Submitted by blondie2 (user info) at 2005-12-07 06:05:01 (#)
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Glad you like it Berty, if i wear it for you will you cheer up?
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You're married or something aren't you? You don't need me.
Submitted by Quale (user info) at 2005-12-07 06:10:22 EST (#)
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You poor bastard. Well written though.
Submitted by blondie2 (user info) at 2005-12-07 06:05:01 EST (#)
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Glad you like it Berty, if i wear it for you will you cheer up?
Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2005-12-07 06:04:16 EST (#)
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Hahaha.
This actually made me laugh 'til my hard-on's content.
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2005-12-07 06:01:53 EST (#)
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Pretend there's a witty comment here.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-12-07 06:00:38 EST (#)
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Submitted by blondie2 (user info) at 2005-12-07 05:55:04 (#)
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hahahahahahaha.
I was a catholic school girl, but we had to wear knee high socks, with skirts to our knees and the uniform was a nice shade of brown. yummy!
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mmmm....Demure-a-licious....
Submitted by blondie2 (user info) at 2005-12-07 05:55:04 EST (#)
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hahahahahahaha.
I was a catholic school girl, but we had to wear knee high socks, with skirts to our knees and the uniform was a nice shade of brown. yummy!
Submitted by jack11058 (user info) at 2005-12-07 05:48:45 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2005-12-07 04:54:18 EST (#)
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I was set to give this a 0, but then the ending was golden.
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2005-12-07 04:32:51 EST (#)
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What do you mean by Hard-on killer? I don't get it.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2005-12-07 02:40:30 EST (#)
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Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2005-12-06 23:13:28 (#)
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weeelllll....
what the hell man ,if they are comin at you....
Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2005-12-07 02:28:22 EST (#)
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she apparently had a disease which made it incapable of bending her knees).
*******
haha!
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2005-12-07 02:25:23 EST (#)
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Long time no see.
Dude, I need stories about tanks and shit.
and some of this...
Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2004-07-26 11:48:15 (#)
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Dear Mother Fucking Newbie
Write better shit or die.
Love,
AlahAckbar
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2005-12-07 02:09:16 EST (#)
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haaaahaaaaaa-
13...
haaaaaah
Submitted by dangerdude (user info) at 2005-12-07 01:42:25 EST (#)
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Bwahahahahaha! I could not stop laughing through this, great post!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-07 00:14:34 EST (#)
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This is my 10,000th review.
I figured I'd spend it on a good story.
Then I figured I'd go put my head in a tub of water and try to drown myself for being such a fucking internet loser.
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2005-12-06 23:58:09 EST (#)
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bwahahahaha!
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2005-12-06 23:26:29 EST (#)
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i get the same way when my husband comes to bed in his Richard Nixon mask. ohhh yeah.
Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2005-12-06 23:22:25 EST (#)
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The worst thing is it was kind of a Pavlovian response with me.
I had a goregously awesome ex who found out that wearing a naughty catholic school girl uniform got me quite..... excited.
So any time she wanted da "freaky stuff" she would go through her normal night routine, except instead of coming out of the bathroom after brushing her teeth wearing one of my shirts, or a nightie (she liked to wear baby-doll stuff too.... *drool*), she would be wearing her outfit.
Therefore: Catholic School Girl = freaky deaky sex to me.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-12-06 23:17:30 EST (#)
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Y halo thar pedophile.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-12-06 23:17:30 EST (#)
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aaaaaaaahahhahaha
where do you go?
Submitted by Blinkish (user info) at 2005-12-06 23:13:56 EST (#)
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That must suck! I remember being in Catholic Highschool, and yes most girls did wear their kilts up their asses. I now realize how cruel we were. Sorry, and I mean that.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2005-12-06 23:13:28 EST (#)
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weeelllll....
what the hell man ,if they are comin at you....
Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2005-12-06 23:10:34 EST (#)
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As far as why she was wearing her skirt so high and such:
One of my friends went to a catholic high school, and she said she would change her skirt and socks in someone's car and go out dressed like that all the time. Of course, she was 18 at the time.
Or so she says.
She's kinda slutty to though.
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2005-12-06 23:09:54 EST (#)
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Hahaha
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2005-12-06 23:05:31 EST (#)
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Apparently, there is a catholic middle school in the town my college is in
and they wear thigh highs and skirts showing their ass cheeks?
interesting
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2005-12-06 23:05:16 EST (#)
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Better yet just fucking lie to her.
You will anyways right? If she's
as tight as your hoping she will
understand. Ha!
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2005-12-06 23:04:00 EST (#)
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Whatever. Smoke more cigarettes then.