It's Time For T.M.I = CABARET GIRL (7751 hits)
Category: HumorRating: 0.52 on 453 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Tiger Lilly (View user info) at 2005-12-07 10:13:39 EST
Previous Interviews:
Xcuses: http://www.ubersite.com/m/79333
Pentameter: http://www.ubersite.com/m/79381
ETS: http://www.ubersite.com/m/79547
Loren: http://www.ubersite.com/m/79649
Captain Thorns: http://www.ubersite.com/m/79717
FilthyAssistant: http://www.ubersite.com/m/79846
Professional_Peon http://www.ubersite.com/m/79922
Ess_Arr: http://www.ubersite.com/m/80058
Circe: http://www.ubersite.com/m/80265
EatMeCompletely: http://www.ubersite.com/m/80369
User Reviews
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-09-06 14:45:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
lol
Submitted by Allyson (user info) at 2006-11-04 14:22:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
loved it
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2006-11-04 14:05:09 EST (#)
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this is disturbing in so many levels
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2005-12-19 13:03:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2005-12-11 23:09:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2005-12-07 13:41:44 (#)
Ranking: -2
what the hell is this nonsense
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-12-10 19:18:58 EST (#)
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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-12-07 13:12:26 (#)
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507 hits last hour. Unbelievable.
I'm calling 9000 by the time it drops off most heated
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I may have aimed low....
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-12-10 18:07:31 EST (#)
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8000 hits in like 3 days?
DAAAAAAMN
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-12-10 11:22:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
There was a young lady named Lilly
who attempted a post that was silly
she portrayed an alter
who wore a small halter
and did not a thing for my dilly.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-12-10 11:18:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
How's the cat doing?
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-12-10 11:08:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I think the hilarious thing about all these alters is that the people in the pictures actually exist. That girl is doing something right now, blissfully unaware that she has an alter-ego and is a cult figure.
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2005-12-10 00:08:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Give me 5 adjectives to describe yourself.
Seuxal, beeutifull, im a model, I like cheese and Im 26
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Touche, Method.
Submitted by Bizdorph (user info) at 2005-12-09 19:54:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by SiskelandFatboy (user info) at 2005-12-08 23:26:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Now having read this, it is the funniest damn thing I have seen in months. Awesome stuff.
Submitted by SiskelandFatboy (user info) at 2005-12-08 23:24:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-12-07 15:36:47 (#)
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Hadley, I think they'll lose to KC in a few weeks. KC hasn't lost a December home game in several years.
So yea, 12-4 - AFC North Champs. I think they'll tie with Denver for 2nd best in the AFC, but I'm not sure who will get the 1st round bye. In my opinion, the Bengals are just as good on the road as they are at home (or very close), while Denver is nigh unbeatable at home and awful on the road. So let's hope Cincy gets the edge.
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I don't care about anybody but Indy.
All I want for Christmas is for Indy to run the table. Not that I like Indy or anything but I would really love to not see the 72 Dolphins sipping Champagne ever again. Tis the saddest thing I have ever seen. And I get to see it every year.
Submitted by krissi (user info) at 2005-12-08 21:10:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-12-08 19:42:46 (#)
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Submitted by krissi (user info) at 2005-12-08 13:09:55 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-12-08 10:08:56 (#)
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just because timmy doesnt love you is no reason to call him uncultured swine.
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That's true. But ignorance of classic television before the era of dick and fart jokes is a pretty good reason.
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But dick and fart jokes rule!
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I didn't say they weren't. I found my faith again by watching 'Dogma'.... if I can learn to believe in God because of a movie that has a rubber poop monster and is full of dick and fart jokes... clearly I don't think they're bad.
Just a big fan of classics as well. And recognizing the roots of current day programming. One should always respect the roots and influences of things they enjoy.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-12-08 19:42:46 EST (#)
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Submitted by krissi (user info) at 2005-12-08 13:09:55 (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-12-08 10:08:56 (#)
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just because timmy doesnt love you is no reason to call him uncultured swine.
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That's true. But ignorance of classic television before the era of dick and fart jokes is a pretty good reason.
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But dick and fart jokes rule!
Submitted by krissi (user info) at 2005-12-08 13:09:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-12-08 10:08:56 (#)
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just because timmy doesnt love you is no reason to call him uncultured swine.
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That's true. But ignorance of classic television before the era of dick and fart jokes is a pretty good reason.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-12-08 12:17:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah!
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-12-08 11:57:32 EST (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-12-08 10:08:56 (#)
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just because timmy doesnt love you is no reason to call him uncultured swine.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-12-08 11:54:49 EST (#)
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I still think this is brilliant.
Submitted by NewGuy08 (user info) at 2005-12-08 11:33:57 EST (#)
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ok, tiger, I won't tell
TIGERLILLY ISN'T WORKING EVERYONE-
opps, sorry
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-08 11:31:52 EST (#)
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no. but i'm sure someone somewhere knows. i work for a big company with a huge IT department. i should start to be a little more careful. so ssshhhh don't tell anyone.
Submitted by NewGuy08 (user info) at 2005-12-08 11:23:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
so do your bosses know you don't get any work done or is this on the 'downlow'?
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-08 11:16:48 EST (#)
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Yeah new guy. That is what this place is all about.
Submitted by NewGuy08 (user info) at 2005-12-08 11:13:48 EST (#)
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You guys sure do seem to screw around alot
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-12-08 11:05:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
OK I'm bored of this post now.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-12-08 10:36:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Rad, don't be bitter and spiteful. I'd told you rape your pooper later.
Submitted by El_Jeffe (user info) at 2005-12-08 10:17:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This gets a +2 for one, and only one reason: the invention of the new adjective.
"I'm a model."
What poetry.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-12-08 10:08:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
just because timmy doesnt love you is no reason to call him uncultured swine.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-12-08 10:07:42 EST (#)
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220 hits/hr for 24 hours
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-08 09:48:33 EST (#)
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I loved Charles In Charge.
Submitted by krissi (user info) at 2005-12-08 09:19:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-12-08 01:17:38 (#)
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Hadley - I love how you made Krissi be Chachi...
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So do I.
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Hey, there are a lot worse guys in the 80's to be. Scott Baio wasn't bad looking for a guy in the 80's. Besides who wouldn't want to have a show that revolved around them.
For any uncultured swine, 'Joanie Loves Chachi' was a spin-off of 'Happy Days' that was on air from 1982-1983. Details uh... here => http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0083433/
Submitted by Magic_Monkey (user info) at 2005-12-08 08:28:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Bart is skinny and dorky !!
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-12-08 08:28:30 EST (#)
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who's joanee and chachi?
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-12-08 08:23:10 EST (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-12-08 01:17:38 (#)
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Submitted by krissi (user info) at 2005-12-07 21:05:03 (#)
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Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-12-07 19:21:37 (#)
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Hadley - I love how you made Krissi be Chachi...
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So do I.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-12-08 01:17:38 EST (#)
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Submitted by krissi (user info) at 2005-12-07 21:05:03 (#)
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Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-12-07 19:21:37 (#)
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Hadley - I love how you made Krissi be Chachi...
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So do I.
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2005-12-08 00:54:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-12-07 21:40:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-12-07 10:31:46 (#)
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come on, if you have to "do" an alter why not make it Jewtoast, hands down best alter ever.
I mean, cabaretgirl's schtick is that she's a cross-dressing illiterate (yawn) but Jewtoast HAS A MONKEY BUTLER.
no competition.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-12-07 21:12:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I think I might have bird flu.
Submitted by krissi (user info) at 2005-12-07 21:05:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-12-07 19:21:37 (#)
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Hadley - I love how you made Tim be Joanie...
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So do I.
Submitted by toni_tori (user info) at 2005-12-07 20:06:18 EST (#)
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But there wasn't any deer in 'Madascagar'
Submitted by podium (user info) at 2005-12-07 19:56:37 EST (#)
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yeaaaaaaa
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-12-07 19:21:37 EST (#)
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Hadley - I love how you made Tim be Joanie...
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-12-07 19:10:22 EST (#)
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Submitted by NewGuy08 (user info) at 2005-12-07 18:25:28 (#)
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Tim's post was Joanne loves Chachi, very exciting content over there Tim
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Actually, it was:
Joanie doesn't love Chachi, and she never will.
Sorry.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-12-07 18:27:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Awww cmon guys, i could see her strutting her stuff down a runway..................
at Ohare airport maybe.
Submitted by NewGuy08 (user info) at 2005-12-07 18:25:28 EST (#)
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Tim's post was Joanne loves Chachi, very exciting content over there Tim
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-12-07 18:21:12 EST (#)
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Well, in defense of this post Tim, there's a little more content here....
Submitted by U927 (user info) at 2005-12-07 18:18:12 EST (#)
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+2 for putting 'eyeland' and 'tantalizing' in the same sentence.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-12-07 18:17:35 EST (#)
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holy fuck.
this might top me: http://www.ubersite.com/m/73351
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-12-07 18:16:41 EST (#)
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Fuck the wedding, I'll video the honeymoon.
Submitted by NewGuy08 (user info) at 2005-12-07 18:09:07 EST (#)
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this is really cute. My first lesbian wedding. I am invited right? I give great presents and can even sing like that guy from the wedding singer, the one that goes all crazy and shit- starts swearing in his songs
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-12-07 18:08:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Vegas, right Tiger?
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-07 18:02:31 EST (#)
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Crystle, name the time and place toots ;
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-12-07 17:58:46 EST (#)
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399 is the loneliest number that you'll ever see.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-12-07 17:50:04 EST (#)
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Sigh, why yes...yes I do..
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Submitted by NewGuy08 (user info) at 2005-12-07 17:19:14 (#)
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you think she's beautiful. do you want to marry her or something?
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-12-07 17:47:59 EST (#)
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well... at least i now know what happens.....
when the perfume counter blows up in Kmart on White Trash Sales Day
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-12-07 17:33:56 EST (#)
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How is it that people are JUST finding this? Are they indigent, with no reliable net connection? Are they one of the unfortunate few who must work while at work? With no breaks and bosses who peer over their shoulders? Are they the blocked, where employers feel that any free expression or enjoyment drawn will adversely affect their job performance. I pity these poor suckers.
Submitted by krissi (user info) at 2005-12-07 17:27:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hunny, this made me laugh but also broke my brain trying to read it. Ouchies.
Submitted by NewGuy08 (user info) at 2005-12-07 17:19:14 EST (#)
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you think she's beautiful. do you want to marry her or something?
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-12-07 17:17:04 EST (#)
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new guy.... It's because she is BeeeeeeeeeeeeeeUUuuuuuuuuuuuteeeful
Submitted by NewGuy08 (user info) at 2005-12-07 17:08:49 EST (#)
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How come you got like 400 hits and I only got like four or something.
Teach me your ways
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-07 16:57:33 EST (#)
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Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-12-07 16:51:16 (#)
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It's a shame about Tigerlilly making this post and everyone barely acknowledging it
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Its the worse one yet has the most hits. Go figure?
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-12-07 16:54:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
C1ndy... I heart you... you consistently make me giggle!
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-12-07 16:51:16 EST (#)
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It's a shame about Tigerlilly making this post and everyone barely acknowledging it
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-12-07 16:27:20 EST (#)
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I was referencing your involvement Shlongy, but its ok I know you are getting old and senility is a bitch
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-12-07 16:22:48 EST (#)
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HAHAHAHAHA!!! Sillyboy!!
That's a good one.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-12-07 16:15:52 EST (#)
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Of course it's a queer-fest.
Look at the subject matter, sillyboy.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-12-07 16:06:27 EST (#)
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I thought this post was gay, then I go get some work done and come back to find it turned into a total queer fest.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-12-07 16:05:57 EST (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-07 10:32:47 (#)
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I don't have any fucking alters!
He spells it out clearly, right? What do you mean I was duped?
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-12-07 15:58:45 EST (#)
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how was it interviewing method?
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-12-07 15:52:13 EST (#)
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I can't Shlongy. I have to keep checking back to see if you have graced us with your presence.
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2005-12-07 15:48:43 EST (#)
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Good lord. 360 reviews? What the fuck?!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-12-07 15:45:29 EST (#)
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Do some fucking work, people.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-12-07 15:39:17 EST (#)
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I love how she called you Tigerlicky - if I ever have an alter, that's what I'm calling it.
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2005-12-07 15:36:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-12-07 15:20:30 (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-12-07 15:16:44 (#)
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I heard a rumor that Lojope was raped. Can anyone confirm?
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I believe 'consentorially challenged' is the preferred nomenclature.
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Listen, there is no such thing as rape. Rape is war propaganda.
There is only 'surprise sex'.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-12-07 15:36:47 EST (#)
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Hadley, I think they'll lose to KC in a few weeks. KC hasn't lost a December home game in several years.
So yea, 12-4 - AFC North Champs. I think they'll tie with Denver for 2nd best in the AFC, but I'm not sure who will get the 1st round bye. In my opinion, the Bengals are just as good on the road as they are at home (or very close), while Denver is nigh unbeatable at home and awful on the road. So let's hope Cincy gets the edge.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-12-07 15:32:45 EST (#)
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I've heard that Kaelic hearts Kristen.
Pass it on, too.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-12-07 15:23:24 EST (#)
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Rock on, Filthy.
I'm definitely adding that to the Liberal Pinko Commie Pussy PC Bullshit Dictionary.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2005-12-07 15:23:21 EST (#)
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if you do know, email me at uberleilani.at.gmail.com
thanks
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2005-12-07 15:23:02 EST (#)
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since i don't want to post again and this is heated i am going to ask:
does anyone know a hotel in NYC which is pretty nice (not skanky) but affordable?
i need to get a room on the 17th and my connection is all booked up :(
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-12-07 15:20:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-12-07 15:16:44 (#)
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I heard a rumor that Lojope was raped. Can anyone confirm?
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I believe 'consentorially challenged' is the preferred nomenclature.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-12-07 15:16:44 EST (#)
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I heard a rumor that Lojope was raped. Can anyone confirm?
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-12-07 15:10:22 EST (#)
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Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-12-07 10:24:16 (#)
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I expect the reviews on this one will range all over the board
the older users will find comedy in it
the newer ones wont get it
and the idiots will want to get in her non existant pants.
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I think mofo summarized it very well, so I won't repeat again.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-12-07 15:05:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
PASS IT ON.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-07 15:04:50 EST (#)
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Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-12-07 15:01:52 (#)
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Lojope was raped.
Pass it on
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-12-07 15:03:54 EST (#)
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You had to start that, didn't you Farty?
It isn't his fault he wasn't pretty enough for her.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-12-07 15:01:52 EST (#)
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Lojope was raped.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-07 14:55:03 EST (#)
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Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2005-12-07 14:49:39 (#)
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How do you do it Tiger your A hit Magnet...
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It must be my purfume, because I have no idea.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-12-07 14:53:43 EST (#)
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So Tom. 12-4 or 13-3 on the season? Any thoughts?
What should we get in the draft next year?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-07 14:52:42 EST (#)
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ehem, I don't think it's TL garnering all this attention, it obviously stems from CabaretGirl.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-12-07 14:51:38 EST (#)
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Also, I recently bought an X-Box and America's Army as an early Christmas present...to myself. The America's Army game is so fucking good that I'm actually counting down the minutes until I get home and get to play it again.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-12-07 14:50:04 EST (#)
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Eh, my boss is out for the day, so I've been browsing through Webshots looking for Ohio State and Notre Dame pictures...found some sweet ones, too. Including a few from ND/USC featuring Reggie Bush and Matt Leinart. Neat stuff.
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2005-12-07 14:49:39 EST (#)
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How do you do it Tiger your A hit Magnet...
Bajeez...by the time I catch up to what the hell is going on I'm lost again.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-12-07 14:48:17 EST (#)
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I was having a productive week (when I could stay awake) this week. But now all motivation has evaporated. Which is ok, because I hate my current project.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-12-07 14:46:57 EST (#)
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nice video
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-12-07 14:46:52 EST (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-12-07 14:41:06 (#)
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The French call it ennui, Tom
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You know, when I was 11 or 12, my buddy found one of his dad's pornos and he let me watch it. It was all about how the girl had "ennui" and needed a good ass-fucking to remedy her problem. When she was done getting rammed by some dude, she rolled over and called her friend on the phone, then said: "Hey, you ever hear of ennui? Well, you've got to get it. Trust me."
I think they missed the poing entirely.
Anyhoo, Hadley, I wasn't saying there's anything "wrong" with you all per se. I was just shocked that this has 346 reviews in a few hours. I was being quite cheeky, as the Brits say, and I felt this was evident by the 23,492 question marks.
And I'll be around Cincy that weekend......
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-07 14:46:44 EST (#)
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And this, folks, is why I get absolutely NOTHING done at work all day.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-12-07 14:43:27 EST (#)
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Sorry Tommy Boy. Next time we'll go camp on yours so you won't care so much.
It's too bad there's something wrong with me. I still have a ticket to a Bengals game Christmas Eve. Could be the game that seals home field and a first round bye.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-07 14:42:47 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/75337
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-12-07 14:41:06 EST (#)
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The French call it ennui, Tom.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-12-07 14:40:15 EST (#)
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346 reviews?????????????????????gratuitous?question?mark????????????????
Holy balls, what is wrong with you people?
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-12-07 14:39:47 EST (#)
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Well I guess I asked for it. What did I just say to Caulaincourt... oh yes - "I'm a glutton for punishment."
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-12-07 14:38:27 EST (#)
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Method beat me to it, so it'll be on MRR soon.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-12-07 14:37:38 EST (#)
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so that we all don't have to do the search, might as well linkwhore it on this post
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-12-07 14:37:07 EST (#)
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I didn't do it, Jeanneee. I swear.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-07 14:35:05 EST (#)
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"stripteasing" would be a better search term
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-12-07 14:35:03 EST (#)
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I'll kill you, I'm not even kidding
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-12-07 14:34:05 EST (#)
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*whistles innocently as he plugs 'Jeanneee' into the search box*
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-12-07 14:33:52 EST (#)
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This would have been a great day for Shlongy to camp and piss like the rest of you retards but alas, I am busy making millions.
I do want to think Mick"Fatass"Ginny for his compliment, though:
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2005-12-07 13:04:19 (#)
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this thread demonstrates the absolute decline of witty piercing flaming that uber once knew. The last user who stands out as a great flamer(personal and otherwise) is shlongy.
Sure there are others that have came after shlongy who can hold their own but when they are faced with going toe to toe with whiny cunts with an edge as sharp as sandstone like hadtobedone, they get bored.
That was very comical.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-12-07 14:33:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Please don't bring up that post. I don't want it getting dug up and put back on MRR. I acted like a complete douchemonkey in my reviews on that post and I will JUST DIE if more people see it.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-12-07 14:32:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
2357 hits?
Holy fuck. MVM, here we come.
Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2005-12-07 14:29:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i guess i'd pee in her butt
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-12-07 14:28:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
oh man.. that's right! I had forgotten that method posted that SCANDELOUS video of you Jeanneee..
I'll have to mull this over...
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-12-07 14:26:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
NO IT'S TOO LATE
I'M CUTTING MYSELF AS WE SPEAK
OH THE PAIN, GOD HOW I LOVE IT
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2005-12-07 14:25:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-07 13:03:25 (#)
Ranking: 0
ahumblefool, yeah..I died my hair dark brown. I wanted to look more Jewish like. ;P
Hadley, I like you when you're not cockgobbler. When you're nice, I like you. When
you're a dick, i dont.
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do we get to see a pic tiger?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-07 14:24:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Jesus, thank you Shlongy, it's about time someone fucking appreciated the humor in this. This thing has gotten ripped to shreds, and I thought it was pretty funny, considering the awful triscuit-like dryness of the other interviews.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-07 14:23:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
We already had our fling, Jeannee, and you went and broke my heart, thus causing me to post that naked video of you.
But we can have a second go at it, if you'd like.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-12-07 14:23:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Best, funniest, and most interesting interview thus far.
The master has spoken.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-12-07 14:21:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm jealous that Method has the hots for Crystle. Now I'm definitely going to go cut myself. *emo tears*
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-07 14:21:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-12-07 14:17:22 (#)
Ranking: 0
you? Caberet girl?
Who thinks that?
I was talking about your involvement with she who shall not be named
(ok, maybe a little about CG)
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OOOOOH, hahahahahaah
I love you just a lil more now
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-12-07 14:19:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
it's all about the double entendre, baby
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-12-07 14:17:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
you? Caberet girl?
Who thinks that?
I was talking about your involvement with she who shall not be named
(ok, maybe a little about CG)
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-12-07 14:17:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-12-07 14:14:51 (#)
Ranking: 1
325 reviews. are you shitting me?
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actually 330 and counting...
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-12-07 14:14:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
325 reviews. are you shitting me?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-07 14:14:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh Crystle, you're a hottie, you don't need to be an offical "model".
Wait wait wait, do people think that I'M cabaretgirl?????
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-12-07 14:11:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
sorry, still here!
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-12-07 14:10:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I have to say, Method... I'm no model.. not even part time.
I *could* try to pretend to be a fake model - I hear you're into that..
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-12-07 14:10:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-07 13:43:07 (#)
Ranking: 0
HEY I JUST REALIZED MOST OF YOU ARE OVER #10,000, THEREFORE BY THE ORIGINAL UBER NOOB LAWS, YOU'RE ALL NOOBS AND IM NOT ALLOWED TO TALK/ARGUE WITH YOU.
I FEEL SO DIRTY
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Tru, nigga.
#5349 reprazent
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-07 14:08:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Jeanneee, please don't do that. Cut yourself that is. I just got papercut myself. It hurts.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-12-07 14:07:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-12-07 14:06:08 (#)
Ranking: 2
I have an urgent and deep-seated need to be included in this discussion. Someone please pay attention to me lest I start cutting myself.
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down the lane dear, not across the street.
and be quick
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-07 14:07:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I THINK I HAVE THE HOTS FOR CRYSTLE
THAT IS ALL
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-12-07 14:07:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
wooooohoooo!
Jeaneeee - I think they all have left, because of me. So I'm glad to see you!
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-12-07 14:06:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I have an urgent and deep-seated need to be included in this discussion. Someone please pay attention to me lest I start cutting myself.
Submitted by erinly (user info) at 2005-12-07 14:01:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Boourns.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-12-07 13:55:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I figured everyone was throwing around their internet tough guy biceps, I had to take a few swings.
Truth is, this is getting me through the day. I should be starting my new job in Jan, so I figured I'd harass you fuckers until then
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-12-07 13:52:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Good thing I bought myself a 14 person tent for Christmas. Although we're going to have to leave the doors open to get all the egos in...
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-12-07 13:52:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-07 13:51:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Jesus this place is nuts.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-12-07 13:50:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-12-07 13:48:10 (#)
Ranking: 0
everyone aims to be just like badass
Just ask him, he'll tell you
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is that an insult, a cutdown, a rip?
please clarify, or is your wit just above the rest of us
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-12-07 13:50:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
ok fudge, I'll let you watch me have fun on the interweb...
just as long as you don't go writing bad things about me.
fyi- I really don't care about your relationship with anyone, I've got bigger fish to fry
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-12-07 13:49:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Mmmmmm..... Crystleboobs....
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-12-07 13:48:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
this post should have been titled 'The RipWar of The Retards' god you guys suck
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-12-07 13:48:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
method, I thought I was your alter!
But I have boobs, anyhow, so you can talk to me still
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-12-07 13:48:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
everyone aims to be just like badass
Just ask him, he'll tell you
Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2005-12-07 13:47:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
not jealous, xcuses. not in the least. perhaps "indifferent witha hint of annoyed" would be a better way to put it.
and before you pipe in with your two cents, perhaps you need to know the situation and the players involved a little more.
i do, however, look forward to you sucking up to every girl here in your attempts to get attention from the opposite sex. it's good stuff.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-12-07 13:46:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-07 13:45:22 (#)
Ranking: 2
phew, you had me scared there for a second.
My internet coolness meter was dipping dangerously low
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sorry man, that meter hasn't even spiked in about 2 years
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-12-07 13:46:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
They don't issue internet coolness meters to alters. And I doubt they make them show negative ranges, so it's just as good.
I aspire to learn teh kewl one day.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-07 13:45:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
phew, you had me scared there for a second.
My internet coolness meter was dipping dangerously low
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-12-07 13:44:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
It's ok, Method. We're all alters of sub-10k's, so you can talk to us still.
There I go spilling secrets again....
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-07 13:43:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
HEY I JUST REALIZED MOST OF YOU ARE OVER #10,000, THEREFORE BY THE ORIGINAL UBER NOOB LAWS, YOU'RE ALL NOOBS AND IM NOT ALLOWED TO TALK/ARGUE WITH YOU.
I FEEL SO DIRTY
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-12-07 13:42:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-12-07 13:37:15 (#)
Ranking: 0
Hadley - are you the reason Mad Cow disease occured?
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Umm....
Someone, give me a snappy comment, quick!
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-12-07 13:41:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
badass, you best be careful or I'll stick RAD on your ass
Speaking of sounding jealous...
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-12-07 13:41:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
badass - ouch!
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2005-12-07 13:41:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
what the hell is this nonsense
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-07 13:41:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
uuuuuh oh, the dramas just started, and we're 300 reviews in. This puppy's just getting warmed up
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-12-07 13:41:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
It sounds to me like someone is a little jealous. I don't blame you, Tiger is good shit. I even like most of the posts she writes.
Can I come to the wedding?
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-12-07 13:41:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-12-07 13:37:30 (#)
Ranking: 0
I <3 anyone or anything that will talk to me or give me the time of day
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pathetic
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-12-07 13:37:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I <3 Crystle
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-07 13:37:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Eric, i'll be sure to send you a wedding invitation. People change and I will write about whatever the fuck I want to write about. And this back and forth banter, good form. But since we've taken it here for all of Uber to see, this is exactly why I didn't want to date you in the first place.
Wait, weren't you supposed to leave? $50 bucks you owe me.
Love ya.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-12-07 13:37:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hadley - are you the reason Mad Cow disease occured?
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-12-07 13:35:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
X - I know, I know...
Everyone knows it's Shakespears version of latin... as in "Julius Ceaser" and a million other languages can translate it accurately..
French for instance.
Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2005-12-07 13:33:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
you're ever so welcome, katie.
and i hope you're happy in your new and improved relationsip with eli. i really do. and from the stories you've told me about him, i'm sure divorce will be fun for you as well. i look forward to reading all about on here under the title "a girl's broken heart" or "losing my best friend" or some other gay ass title that will garner empty sympathy from all the users here.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-12-07 13:33:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
As the biggest guy here, I proclaim myself "the beef."
Or at least the cow.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-07 13:32:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Where's the beef?
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-12-07 13:31:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Crystle- I was JOKING
very poorly of course
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-12-07 13:30:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-12-07 13:24:38 (#)
Ranking: 0
how about someone gum my penis
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I'll call Grandma.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-12-07 13:30:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2005-12-07 13:26:27 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-12-07 13:17:02 (#)
Ranking: 0
Mick - are curios anything like Cheerios? and really if is sucks why are you her, and by has been I meant like we used to know you but like we don't anymore cause like your game is like tired
____________________
like listen dude. uber has never been like a poularity contest for me. it is my tissue paper. my game expired several years ago.
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Take it easy Mick, I thought you just jumped in and wanted to play along, I got nothing against you. I don't even know your body of work.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-12-07 13:30:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
*sits down, grabs popcorn and gummy penii*
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-07 13:28:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-12-07 13:24:38 (#)
Ranking: 0
how about some gummy penis (don't ask)
Hummm...que?
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-12-07 13:28:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
everyone back up a second, we've got a real throwdown here.
In this corner we've got fudge'the hebrew gansta'packer weighing in at 130 pounds with a 18" reach
And in this corner we've got Tiger'my boobs are all i've got' lilly weighing in at a round 8 pounds per teet
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-12-07 13:26:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I think we've found our new WTH, minus the occasional humor.
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2005-12-07 13:26:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-12-07 13:17:02 (#)
Ranking: 0
Mick - are curios anything like Cheerios? and really if is sucks why are you her, and by has been I meant like we used to know you but like we don't anymore cause like your game is like tired
____________________
like listen dude. uber has never been like a poularity contest for me. it is my tissue paper. my game expired several years ago.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-12-07 13:26:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I got ya Fudge-
I like ALL woman
well, the attractive, smart, ambitious ones anyway
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-12-07 13:25:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Xcuses - I never took Hebrew. how'm I supposed to know what it means?
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-07 13:25:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Of course it is bullshit.
Thanks for taking the bait. I knew you would. Damn you're predictable.
Oh, and I don't think I've ever said thank you. It was without a doubt the best
thing you could have done. So thanks, Eric.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-12-07 13:24:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
how about some gummy penis (don't ask)
Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2005-12-07 13:23:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
sarcasm, x. sarcasm.
it's very easy to place blame on religious differences for a failed relationship. however, there are so many things that can go wrong in a relationship, that, in the end, it seems easiest to just say....well, 'it's because i wasn't jewish that he broke up with me.' most of the time, that excuse is complete and utter bullshit.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-07 13:22:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I meant the candy. I'll take that or some gummy bears.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-12-07 13:22:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-12-07 13:21:59 (#)
Ranking: 2
This needs some heat.
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This needs heat like I need a hobby.
Wait....
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-12-07 13:22:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
et tu, Xcuses?
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I failed Hebrew, what are you trying to say
hehe
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-12-07 13:22:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-07 13:20:38 (#)
Ranking: 0
I want some smarties.
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You'll have to look elsewhere, this post is full of dipshits and queers (yes, i'm a dipshit)
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-12-07 13:21:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This needs some heat.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-12-07 13:21:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
jews are all assholes who date non-jews only to subsequently break up with them because the girls are, in fact, not jewish.
it's just how we roll.
signed,
that jewish guy
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I've never broke up with a girl because she's not jewish, only because she sucked as a girlfriend
same thing?
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-07 13:20:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I want some smarties.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-12-07 13:20:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Everyone quick, go away Crustle is here.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-12-07 13:20:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
*sob*
et tu, Xcuses?
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-12-07 13:19:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-12-07 13:18:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Crystle is here?
I'm out!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-12-07 13:17:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I know. I really should be an auto mechanic.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-12-07 13:17:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I guess this is where I come in, make a pseudo witty remark, and all the banter stops cold. I tend to always miss the heat. (or everyone leaves when I arrive....)
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2005-12-07 13:17:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
BAWHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
I cracked up at this shit. The harrdest challenge was the third grade. That's funny stuff.
Some people just don't have a sense of humor. Shut up whinny bitches. Tiger choose to try make you laugh and you're just so pissed off you haven't gotten interviewed. Jesus Christ, there is plenty of time. The internet isn't going anywhere. Quit bitching and laugh at it.
Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2005-12-07 13:17:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-07 12:04:34 (#)
Ranking: 0
I even know a little bit of Hebrew from when I dated that Jewish guy. It was just too bad he couldn't continue dating me because I was christian. Broke my heart. Isn't that funny?
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to all:
jews are all assholes who date non-jews only to subsequently break up with them because the girls are, in fact, not jewish.
it's just how we roll.
signed,
that jewish guy
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-12-07 13:17:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Mick - are curios anything like Cheerios? and really if is sucks why are you her, and by has been I meant like we used to know you but like we don't anymore cause like your game is like tired
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-12-07 13:15:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I keep saying that Orgasmatron is in the wrong line of work
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-12-07 13:15:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2005-12-07 13:13:33 (#)
Ranking: 0
I would be glad to fuck off badass, in fact I am doing it right now. I am a little curios as to what you mean by "has been". If it is an insinuation that has to do with this site, you need to go outside for awhile. I am a never been when it comes to this site just like all the rest of us. This little communication portal is a pimple on the ass of the aintryweb. Go outside, outside is where the bright light is.
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To those with actual employment, that isn't always possible in the middle of the afternoon, jackass. Now, if we were shiftless layabouts, we could just go prancing around outside anytime we wanted.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-12-07 13:15:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ok. I've got to go home now. I'm terribly tired and afraid that I'm going to pass out on the motorway.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-12-07 13:14:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Good for you corky, don't you have an unemployment line to stand in or something?
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yeah, once I spend all of mine and shlongy's money- so like in 20 years or something
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2005-12-07 13:13:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I would be glad to fuck off badass, in fact I am doing it right now. I am a little curios as to what you mean by "has been". If it is an insinuation that has to do with this site, you need to go outside for awhile. I am a never been when it comes to this site just like all the rest of us. This little communication portal is a pimple on the ass of the aintryweb. Go outside, outside is where the bright light is.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-07 13:13:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Orgasmatron, you're awesome. That was great.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-12-07 13:12:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
507 hits last hour. Unbelievable.
I'm calling 9000 by the time it drops off most heated
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-12-07 13:12:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-12-07 13:09:27 (#)
Ranking: 0
someone fire up the Ouija board and tell Berty to suck a fat one.
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Is this your way of asking me for a blowjob, chunky?
Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2005-12-07 13:11:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-07 12:04:34 (#)
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I even know a little bit of Hebrew from when I dated that Jewish guy. It was just too bad he couldn't continue dating me because I was christian. Broke my heart. Isn't that funny?
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wow.
just....wow.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-12-07 13:10:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2005-12-07 13:04:19 (#)
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this thread demonstrates the absolute decline of witty piercing flaming that uber once knew. The last user who stands out as a great flamer(personal and otherwise) is shlongy.
Sure there are others that have came after shlongy who can hold their own but when they are faced with going toe to toe with whiny cunts with an edge as sharp as sandstone like hadtobedone, they get bored.
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Wow, I've been noticed by a guy who got big by posting shitty porn of ugly redheads. My life is complete.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-12-07 13:10:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ask and ye shall receive, rad:
"Work that bitch good, Snake Eyes!" Duke said, watching from afar,
'Cross the floor he watched the man do Jenna 'gainst the bar,
He didn't think the pornstar would have liked the quiet type
But damned if Jenna J hadn't been humping Snake all night.
Duke looked down between his legs and saw his rainbow girl,
Her bright eyes looking back at him as her soft tongue enswirled
His mighty mule, but then her eyelids closed and her mouth dropped
And Duke let loose a heavy sigh and onto the couch he flopped.
Imagine, if you will, two Joes, a ninja and a grunt
Doing shots in shady spots in search of shavéd cunt,
And now, just picture Rainbow Brite and her friend the pornstar
Arriving at that very place that night, that very bar.
Jameson was scheduled to perform on stage and strip
And show all of the patrons her new, freshly-piercéd clit,
But she'd grown weary of the trade, of dancing by a pole,
Of drinking all the pain away and smoking many bowls.
Before she went backstage she let a man buy her a drink
Dressed head to foot in black - "He's trouble," did she think,
Was that a throwing star she saw positioned on his waist?
She gave it not a second thought when vodka she did taste.
The sandy blonde beside him looked her friend Brite up and down
And Jenna saw his eyes pop when he saw her rainbow gown,
They went off and made small talk and the Duke he bought her rum
And with her periph'ral vision JJ saw him grab her bum.
Cut to three hours later with the bar long closed and black,
Both Joes got their jollies off with these chicks in the back,
Snake Eyes went a-mountin' JJ, doing her but raw
And Duke tested the limits of ol' Rainbow's pliant jaw.
They swapped their partners round and round, a sexual dosey-do
And all four hollared as they came "Fuck Cobra! YO JOE!"
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-12-07 13:09:27 EST (#)
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someone fire up the Ouija board and tell Berty to suck a fat one.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2005-12-07 13:08:17 EST (#)
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hi, welcome to uberAIM.
fuck you randoms suck.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-12-07 13:08:04 EST (#)
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Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-12-07 13:06:43 (#)
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this just in.....my ass is ready to be pounded
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Good for you corky, don't you have an unemployment line to stand in or something?
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-07 13:07:50 EST (#)
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Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-12-07 13:06:43 (#)
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this just in.....badass just gained another pound
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Oh snap!!!
Hey, I've seen pictures of Badass...I like them husky. Badass you're A-OK in my book.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-12-07 13:07:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm sorry Baddass. You're not really fat. Or Heavy or any of those other wicked things I said.
You're just tall and wide.
Let's put this awful thing behind us and try to stand unified against hate together.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-12-07 13:06:43 EST (#)
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this just in.....badass just gained another pound
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-12-07 13:05:54 EST (#)
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Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2005-12-07 13:04:19 (#)
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this thread demonstrates the absolute decline of witty piercing flaming that uber once knew. The last user who stands out as a great flamer(personal and otherwise) is shlongy.
Sure there are others that have came after shlongy who can hold their own but when they are faced with going toe to toe with whiny cunts with an edge as sharp as sandstone like hadtobedone, they get bored.
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you can fuck right off too, hasbeen
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2005-12-07 13:04:19 EST (#)
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this thread demonstrates the absolute decline of witty piercing flaming that uber once knew. The last user who stands out as a great flamer(personal and otherwise) is shlongy.
Sure there are others that have came after shlongy who can hold their own but when they are faced with going toe to toe with whiny cunts with an edge as sharp as sandstone like hadtobedone, they get bored.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-07 13:03:25 EST (#)
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ahumblefool, yeah..I died my hair dark brown. I wanted to look more Jewish like. ;P
Hadley, I like you when you're not cockgobbler. When you're nice, I like you. When
you're a dick, i dont.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-12-07 13:02:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Badass, I get it. You're not fat, just big boned. Perhaps you'd prefer me to describe you as 'substantial' or 'massive' or 'heavy'?
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-12-07 13:02:08 EST (#)
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-07 12:59:11 (#)
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I love everyone. Even the Jews.
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Thanks, but we didn't exactly want to twist your arms
The Jews reject your love =)
Submitted by ahumblefool (user info) at 2005-12-07 13:00:56 EST (#)
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-07 12:49:08 (#)
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Oh, and I am (looking down) not naturally blonde.
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Teasing me now. Too late to change my answers? Why go blonde when dark hair is absolutely hypnotizing.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-12-07 13:00:56 EST (#)
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dont' get ghey on me now rad, the new strap on hasn't even come in yet.
Berty - you are dead to me, well more deader than you already looked. get it?
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-12-07 13:00:44 EST (#)
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But not me. Because I'm unlovable and couldn't get a blowjob at the Bunny Ranch.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-07 12:59:11 EST (#)
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I love everyone. Even the Jews.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-12-07 12:58:38 EST (#)
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fucker
i love you badass
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-12-07 12:56:20 EST (#)
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Did I go too far?
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-12-07 12:56:06 EST (#)
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Berty - I'm not fat you long haired, fragile fuck.
rad - I AM TEH WINNAR! sit down and take notes from here on out.
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