Give me a chance (704 hits)
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Submitted by John Lockwood (View user info) at 2005-12-07 11:47:45 EST
After a few weeks of reading things on this site, I decided to make a few comments. I guess there is a rite of passage that you have to be part of this faternity for a long time before you can be accepted. I can live with that. I am twenty two years old and I enjoy reading.
I look forward to everyone's comments
Thanks to fartsmeller, berty and Tigerlilly for being so nice to me.
Goodbye post???
So soon...
User Reviews
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-07-29 23:56:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
urgh.
Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2008-07-29 23:43:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2008-07-29 23:42:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Bitch
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-07-23 07:22:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by ThineJericho (user info) at 2005-12-08 16:59:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by NewGuy08 (user info) at 2005-12-07 10:36:07 (#)
Ranking: -1
Story was a +2
AlahAckbar is a name that makes me think of terrorist -3
***
Idiot.
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2005-12-08 11:55:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I think you'll do end up doing well here.
Submitted by NewGuy08 (user info) at 2005-12-08 11:21:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
thanks for all the handy advice. I'm sure to do nothing with it
Submitted by krissi (user info) at 2005-12-07 23:12:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Alright, I'll bite. You make me laugh.
P.S. Not actually married, though, I am dating Lechuga. Ya know... this guy => http://www.ubersite.com/u/lechuga
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2005-12-07 20:44:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
better be an alter.
goddamnit.
Submitted by Spuds002 (user info) at 2005-12-07 20:40:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
the post was plus two material but the name made me think of a gay porn star. so minus 4 for that.
your a fucking toolbox dude
Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2005-12-07 19:32:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
DEAR MOTHERFUCKING NEWBIE:
POST BETTER SHIT OR DIE.
LOVE,
Alahackbar
P.S.
Seriously: if you've read posts, then you should KNOW how this shit works. You obviously have an interest in being in the "in group" (whatever the hell that is), so why post shit for your first post?
Here's how we figure out who is in the "in group". If you arn't retarded, you are a member of the "in group". If you are retarded, you are NOT a member of the "in group."
Right now, you are firmly in the retard column. Post something worth while, and you will be moved over.
Now, this doesn't mean every single post you ever create has to be something good. But it is a good idea to keep a 2/1 ratio: 2 good posts for one bad.
Also, don't be a douchebag. That helps too. If you want to be a douchebag, the ratio turns to like, 6:1.
Submitted by mles76 (user info) at 2005-12-07 14:35:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by NewGuy08 (user info) at 2005-12-07 12:14:02 (#)
Ranking: 0
hey Mynamestim-
maybe you should listen to your own advice
hahahahahahhahahha lol good show
Submitted by EAZEDZT (user info) at 2005-12-07 14:21:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-07 11:57:43 (#)
Ranking: 0
John, stay. I'll be nice. I really am nice. I really am. What can I do to prove it to you.
Well, since I'm such a WHORE, how about some good head?
Will you like me then? Will ya? Huh?
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I just got DNA all over my new briefs.
Thank You.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-12-07 13:56:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-12-07 13:47:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Okay, there is one more small "guideline". Don't come on here and troll around flaming people when you've never contributed anything yourself. It's going to earn you nothing but hatred. Even if you HAVE contributed something worthwile, it's still not a good idea, we already have one Shlongy on this site and we don't need anymore.
If you don't care, then fine, but I'm assuming you do since you expended the emotional energy to call TigerLilly and myself out in your virgin post.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-12-07 13:42:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't know who you are, but the "rules" to being accepted are thus:
Post something funny and/or well-written.
Simple, huh?
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-12-07 12:43:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-12-07 11:55:25 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by NewGuy08 (user info) at 2005-12-07 11:52:05 (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't get the whole 'jew' thing....where is this coming from?
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Jew's arent allowed on Uber. Says so by the door.
Don't agree with it myself, but you know how it is, everyone loves to hate a Jew.
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What? Since when? I thought we were supposed to hate niggers?
Geez, I wish you guys would post these memos when they come out, how are we expected to keep up with things?
Submitted by NewGuy08 (user info) at 2005-12-07 12:25:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
ess-arr- thanks for being so understanding, I'll see what I can do
tigerlilly, yes my teachers should be thanked, especially Ms. Kraback, she was super hot
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2005-12-07 12:23:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
ok, this post sucks more than your mom buying a new vacuum cleaner but alas.
NewGuy08- weak weak weak name, might want to do something about that.
I'll give you another post to decide if I like you or not cause you like hockey, but then it's an open field...
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-07 12:22:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
What does your age have to do with anything? Who cares if you're 22 or 75. It's nice to know though that at 22 you can read. Props to your teachers. Teachers just dont get enough recognition. You should write them a letter thanking them. That would be really nice of you to do.
Submitted by NewGuy08 (user info) at 2005-12-07 12:14:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
hey Mynamestim-
maybe you should listen to your own advice
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-12-07 12:12:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
this wasn't worthwhile.
write something that is
entertaining or
funny or
thought-provoking or
orignal
and then it won't suck.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-07 12:08:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-12-07 12:03:10 (#)
Ranking: -2
we need another alter like we need another TMI post
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WOW. Thanks Xcuses for being so honest.
Submitted by NewGuy08 (user info) at 2005-12-07 12:06:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
thanks shlongy, that was very nice
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-12-07 12:04:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I hope you "enjoy reading" this:
Fuck off.
-2
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-12-07 12:03:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
we need another alter like we need another TMI post
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2005-12-07 12:03:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Here's your chance. Don't screw it up.
Submitted by el_em_en_oh (user info) at 2005-12-07 12:01:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Eat a dick
I mean... welcome to Uber!
Submitted by NewGuy08 (user info) at 2005-12-07 12:00:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm always down for a good blow job. Wow, things are starting to turn around for me
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-12-07 11:59:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-07 11:57:43 (#)
Ranking: 0
John, stay. I'll be nice. I really am nice. I really am. What can I do to prove it to you.
Well, since I'm such a WHORE, how about some good head?
Will you like me then? Will ya? Huh?
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She does give good head though, ask anyone on uber
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-07 11:57:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
John, stay. I'll be nice. I really am nice. I really am. What can I do to prove it to you.
Well, since I'm such a WHORE, how about some good head?
Will you like me then? Will ya? Huh?
Submitted by Iago (user info) at 2005-12-07 11:55:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
A little trick to evoid the rite of passage is to go to : http://www.ubersite.com/u/iago and rate everything 2+.
I promise you will then soon become the most popular person on ubersite, and lead a rich and fulfilling life, full of wine women and song.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2005-12-07 11:55:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
faternity
1. n. A social organization for the obese.
2. adv. The state of being fat enough to have people ask you whether you are pregnant.
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-12-07 11:55:25 EST (#)
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Submitted by NewGuy08 (user info) at 2005-12-07 11:52:05 (#)
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I don't get the whole 'jew' thing....where is this coming from?
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Jew's arent allowed on Uber. Says so by the door.
Don't agree with it myself, but you know how it is, everyone loves to hate a Jew.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2005-12-07 11:53:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
something to read while you're being -2ed: http://www.ubersite.com/m/47397
Submitted by NewGuy08 (user info) at 2005-12-07 11:52:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't get the whole 'jew' thing....where is this coming from?
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-12-07 11:51:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I didn't like you're attitude today. I didn't particularly like mine either.
I am very tired though, what's your excuse? Pleading Seppo isn't good enough by the way.
Fuck it. Just remember that we're always watching.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2005-12-07 11:51:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This +2 is to balance the coming -2nami that you will incur. Do not ever do this again, it's a small and simple matter to be accepted here. post something worthwhile, don't mention that it's your first post and then roll with it. good luck. B
Submitted by sharkzee (user info) at 2005-12-07 11:51:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2005-12-07 11:51:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-12-07 11:50:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I wish I could put a stop to this post, to keep folks from reviewing it, to keep it from hitting the heated list.
Alas, I cannot.
Enjoy your 15 minutes.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-12-07 11:49:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Shut up, Jew.