It's Time For T.M.I.A.S.Y.D.R.G.A.F.A.I.T.F.P.! (1821 hits)
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Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (View user info) at 2005-12-07 15:49:33 EST
So today I was bored and thinking, "Hey, I should interview someone for ubersite and make a shit-ton of money just like TigerLilly for asking people questions about themselves!"
Then I realized I hate myself too much to try and be successful. L
Then I realized I had gum on my shoe.
I initially tried setting up an interview with JMG114, but alas, he was unavailable. Probably afraid that my ramblings actually represent who I am as a person in real life. Oh well, he never finishes what he starts, anyways.
I then tried to contact bart and a slew of other people to no avail. Well, I mean I wrote an e-mail to forward to everyone, but I got high yesterday and closed out of it before I sent it because it was blocking the porn that streams on my computer.
Then I hit paydirt. You guys know my buddy Travis, right? Puked on Mrs. Camby in science class because he was tripping on acid? Doesn't ring a bell? Well, he's cool as fuck AND unemployed which gives him all the free time in the world! I told him it's for a journalism class and he totally bought it! I rule.
So without any further delay, I present to you................guitar solo please..............the most interesting and ground-breaking form of questioning known in today's media.............I give you....................T.M.I.A.S.Y.D.R.G.A.F.A.I.T.F.P.(Too Much Information About Someone You Don't Really Give A Fuck About In The First Place)!
(If anyone becomes offended by this, please insist on fighting me in the comments. Thanks.)
Me: Hey?
Travis: Hey.
Me: No, that was one of my questions.
Travis: Um, what?
Me: Yeah, so anyways, what have you been up to?
Travis: Nothing too exciting. Work, go home, the usual. You know how it is.
Me: Is it just me or do you think TigerLilly is a condescending whore?
Travis: Who?
Me: TigerLilly!
Travis: Who's that? Did she go to college with me at SCU or something?
Me: I think she's fucking around with Method, that cocksucking greek that has less talent than a vagina doing cabaret.
Travis: I have no clue who you're talking about. I thought you were interviewing me for a journalism class?
Me: No. I'm posting this on an internet forum so I could hopefully rake in this imaginary number that has no actual affect on any aspect of my life.
Travis: Ha, you're a funny guy, Mike. Funny guy.
Me: No, I'm not. What is your definition of success?
Travis: Uh, shit.....lots of money, women, and drugs for me and my buddies. It would be a party 24/7.
Me: Unrealistic, and I think you're mind is still stuck in high school. Who would you want to hook up with on ubersite and why?
Travis: ......you really are doing this for a website, aren't you?
Me: Someone give Lassie a doggie biscuit, she finally found out that Timmy can read.
Travis: Huh? God you are so fucking weird, man. You really just like messing with people, don't you?
Me: Last time I checked, I was the one asking the questions here. You still got that ball disease? You know, the one where your left testicle shrunk to the size of an almond?
Travis: That really is irrelevant, you know. I'd rather not talk about it.
Me: So, you still have it then, right? Eh?
Travis: ...................
Me: Hello? Anyone home? Can I see it?
Travis: No.
Me: Fine. TITTY TWISTER!!!
Travis: AUUUGGHHHHH!!!!!! WHAT THE HELL, MAN? WHAT IS YOUR FUCKING MALFUNCTION???
Me: Everybody loves titty twisters! They're a great conversation starter with girls. Did you know that?
Travis: I just got my nipples pierced a week ago you piece of shit!
Me: I know. Allowed me some extra leverage on the grab and twist. There's really a technique to it, and if you do it right, butterfinger candy bars come out of the twistee's ears and turn into wolves, who then steal an orphaned child and raise him/her as one of their own. It's pretty rare to do, but when it happens it's even more beautiful than going to Niagara Falls. What's the most risqué place you've ever made whoopee?
Travis: Ahhhh.....Ahhhh my nipples......I guess it was at a Def Leppard concert Ahhhhhh......I banged this chick while we were standing in the beer ticket line.......Ahhhhhhhh......
Me: The guys with the drummer with one arm, right? Holy shit, you paid money to go see them?
Travis: Jesus, yeah? I guess so. Look man, I gotta go home and start.....start.....I gotta go home okay?
Me: How about that Berty fellow? I never thought I could meet a flaming British bag of horseshit with the ability to type until he started jabbering away on people's post about how his wit is equaled by none except for Benny Hill, which only flaming British bags of horseshit do. You ever watch Benny Hill before?
Travis: Look, I really have to leave....
Me: Didn't think so. And rad1101? He's SO not British. What is that hermit's deal? I still think he should give in to apollo's homosexual tendencies and move to Houston with him, have a few butt-babies until rad gets kicked out of the apartment for snoring too loud. You like rad?
Travis: How come your door is locked from the inside?
Me: I think it has something to do with basketball. How does Caulaincort figure that just because he's Canadian that he deserves free movie rentals?
Travis: Would you please stop referring to this website or whatever it is, you know I have no clue what or who you are talking about!
Me: What was the most traumatic moment of your life involving Senator Bill Frist and Jeanneee?
Travis: I don't know, but this interview is moving up the list rather quickly.
Me: What? This has nothing to do with Fristie (That's my pet name for Bill)! You actually made out a list of your most traumatic experiences? What a loser!
Travis: Well at least I don't drag one of my friends over, and start asking them questions ABOUT SOME INTERNET WEBSITE THEY DON'T GIVE TWO FLYING FUCKS ABOUT IN THE FIRST PLACE. I WANT TO LEAVE. NOW. LET ME OUT.
Me: That's your opinion, bitchy mcgraw. What five numbers would you use to describe yourself? Be specific.
Travis: UAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH......23, 2, 2, 2, and 2. Is that it?
Me: On a scale from 3.2 to $5.00, rate the impact the media has on keeping the general American public frightened to even leave the house at night. Part 2 of that question is do you want badassmofo and Teephphah to go to hell, where they will be forced to write really bad poetry and receive nothing but -2's for eternity? The fuck, that's not that bad.....you guys must really have self-esteem issues you pansy goat-fucking liberals. You hate liberals, right?
Travis: I voted for Ross Perot.
Me:......I don't think he ran last election but good enough. Ok, last question. What, is your favorite curse word?
Travis: Uh.....buck futter is funny. You see, it's like a curse, but it's not, so you can use it at church anytime you want.
Me: You sir, you are a pure, warm light that glows upon the world and gives forth your gift for all of us to bow and worship before. If I could request for a favor from god, it would be for you to continue your earthly quest, filling minds with your vanguard-style of wisdome, until a really large comet blasts this cosmic speck of wonder to kingdom come. I must say that it was a delight talking to you this evening.
Travis: I wish I could say the same. Don't call me ever again.
Me: A joke! Heavenly! Ladies and gentlemen, a round of applause for our incredibly talented and brave soul known only as "Travis". Clap you cretins!
Travis: You're losing it, man.
Me: Everyone loses their touch after a while. Of course I'm not going to be as edgy as I was when I first started posti.....Travis? Travis? Dammit, he went out the window. Fuck you then, buddy. Fuck Shlongy, too. Asshole says he wants to golf one day then next thing you know he says he's paralyzed from the waist down. Weak excuse, man. Weak.
Next Interview: a bunch of cows that got loose from the Zimmerman's backyard
User Reviews
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-01-10 18:44:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"Titty twister"
You learn something every day. Here in Australia they are called "nipple cripples".
Submitted by minimumdino (user info) at 2006-01-10 18:29:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
i am on the computer all day cause thats all i got at work.. whats your excuse?
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2005-12-11 08:29:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"I initially tried setting up an interview with JMG114, but alas, he was unavailable. Probably afraid that my ramblings actually represent who I am as a person in real life. Oh well, he never finishes what he starts, anyways."
Grrr... when did you try to contact me? You LIE, you pistachio bucket of Worcestershire sauce.
E-mail me anyway. We have much to discuss: jmg11480.at.yahoo.com.
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-12-10 02:13:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
There seems to be something delightfully wrong with your brain.
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2005-12-09 00:16:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow, this was awesome.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-12-08 20:32:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
If I didn't review this yesterday...I'm an idiot.
If I did, it deserves another + fucking 2.
Now THIS is how you inteview someone, kids. Take notes.
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2005-12-08 12:41:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That'll do, pig. That'll do.
Submitted by comicbookguy (user info) at 2005-12-08 12:18:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
wind beneath wings
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-12-08 12:01:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
brilliant.
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2005-12-08 09:42:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You promised you'd never reveal that I have a denim jacket! You know I was just saving it until they came back into fashion.
I curse you, man. I curse you with Patrick Swayze hair (a la Point Break) and a Tom Selleck moustache FOR LIFE!
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-12-08 09:36:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't know what it is..... but when you're ON you are just SMOKIN', babe.
And that is very, VERY...HOT.
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-12-08 09:36:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fucking hilarious.
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-12-08 09:25:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Do not try and burden me with your godamn philosophical questions about tape and what it can and cannot do. I'm pretty sure there are a lot of things it can't do, like sing, or love, make pancakes, but I don't know, there is no tape available to me at this point in time.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-12-08 09:13:04 EST (#)
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Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-12-08 09:07:19 (#)
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Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2005-12-08 00:50:06 (#)
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i'm sure if you'd mentioned SHANDYTHEDOG this 'friend' of yours would have known what you were talking about
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I know. I wanted him freaked out and confused as possible, hence the exclusion of you. He kind of got this glazed over look when I mentioned apollo, so I don't know if he recognized "our" apollo or the apollo space missions.
Oh, and Berty, shut the fuck up. You wanted a radish reference over Benny Hill? I think you might be an anal-retentive woman in real life.
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That wouldn't be so bad, I'd have a uturus. Although I would be utturly horrified and disgusted by my periods. Nothing that can't be sorted out with a bit of duct tape mind. Is there anything that that stuff can't do?
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-12-08 09:07:19 EST (#)
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Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2005-12-08 00:50:06 (#)
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i'm sure if you'd mentioned SHANDYTHEDOG this 'friend' of yours would have known what you were talking about
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I know. I wanted him freaked out and confused as possible, hence the exclusion of you. He kind of got this glazed over look when I mentioned apollo, so I don't know if he recognized "our" apollo or the apollo space missions.
Oh, and Berty, shut the fuck up. You wanted a radish reference over Benny Hill? I think you might be an anal-retentive woman in real life.
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2005-12-08 08:31:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ross perot
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-12-08 08:17:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-12-07 17:35:11 (#)
Ranking: 2
Some should tell Apollo if you're gonna play in Texas, you gotta have a fiddle in the band.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-12-08 07:20:38 EST (#)
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Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-12-07 19:20:14 (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-12-07 15:54:14 (#)
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Well, I just took a very relaxing dump, so I'm all happy
Submitted by Dreg (user info) at 2005-12-08 06:43:27 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-12-08 06:25:51 EST (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-12-08 06:08:31 (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't know who Benny Hill is. Would have been better with some kind of reference to radishes.
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There has been a radish shortage since the bloody Labour party banned Fraggle hunting.
Now the poor old Doozers have no where to live.
In many ways it mirrors the current state of Zimbabwe's infrastructure, and yet in numerous other ways, it doesn't.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-12-08 06:08:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't know who Benny Hill is. Would have been better with some kind of reference to radishes.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-12-08 00:59:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
who?
'shandythedog' ?
never heard of her.
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2005-12-08 00:50:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i'm sure if you'd mentioned SHANDYTHEDOG this 'friend' of yours would have known what you were talking about
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-12-08 00:40:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
for fucks sake! i need a new mouse.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-12-08 00:39:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
damnit! scrolly thing, apologies.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-12-08 00:39:28 EST (#)
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oops this is where i pretend i hit the scrolly thing by accident and didn't mean to give you a zero.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-12-08 00:38:59 EST (#)
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you can't do random as well as me goose and you know it. I'll cry over your dog tags goose i'll sob and sob and sob and then fuck your wife.
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-12-07 23:32:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I wrote for a rogue league of writers back in the late 90's. I was published and read throughout pockets of the Midwest where I
no I've never done anything outside of Uber. I was given a young authors award in sixth grade if that counts for anything, which I don't think it does. I don't understand why you think I hate you. Actually I do you insecure psycho wall of estrogen.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2005-12-07 23:12:44 EST (#)
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It would be really cool if you didn't hate me. We could go to the mall, hide outside in the bushes, and make fun of people's conversations. Whenever some twelve-year-old girl uses the word "like" unnecessarily we'll blast her with Supersoakers filled with milk and Windex. Just kidding, I don't give a shit whether you like me or not so please go fuck yourself, you arrogant, burned-out, rancid chunk of hillbilly trash.
Out of curiosity, do you write, or have you considered writing? For anything aside from music and Ubersite.
Submitted by erinly (user info) at 2005-12-07 23:12:23 EST (#)
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Me next! Me next!
Submitted by supadupapupa (user info) at 2005-12-07 22:58:06 EST (#)
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teehee teehee
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2005-12-07 21:30:34 EST (#)
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goddamn bovine.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-12-07 21:01:10 EST (#)
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Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-12-07 20:36:10 EST (#)
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Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2005-12-07 17:34:17 (#)
Ranking: 2
Thanks a lot. I'm using the computer at my parents' house and now they think I've lost my mind. They're right, of course, but that's not the fucking point. I spit Crown Royal and ginger ale on the monitor, choked while laughing and farted (which made me laugh harder). Mom just shook here head and told me to go home.
And while I'm thinking of it, Regis called and wants his garden gnome back. I think he's serious this time. Did you manage to glue his arms back on? Damn, we were high that night. That sheep was one funny motherfucker, though. And another thing, did you leave Jackson in my closet?
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If you are referring to the twenty dollar bill which I stowed away for cigarette money in your denim jacekt then NO, no clue. No fucking clue. You don't drink Crown Royal straight? Get out of town.
Submitted by Walker (user info) at 2005-12-07 20:11:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ex dee
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-12-07 19:20:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-12-07 15:54:14 (#)
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Well, I just took a very relaxing dump, so I'm all happy
Submitted by Draqus (user info) at 2005-12-07 18:23:48 EST (#)
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Yup.
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2005-12-07 18:08:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
And sorry Mighty, if you want i'll e-mail you some chicks with dicks. Fair enough?
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I'll check my e-mail every ten minutes from right...now.
Submitted by MoonStone (user info) at 2005-12-07 18:00:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Barnymeinhoff (user info) at 2005-12-07 17:58:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Pert tit's, pink nipples and white cotton panties.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-12-07 17:40:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Once again, GLALL has stolen my thunder. Pre-empted my strike. Made my brilliance shrivel in his light.
CURSES TO YOU, GLALL! I'LL GET YOU SOMEDAY! YOU'LL SEE! YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUU'LLLLLLL SEEE!!!!
AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
MAAAA HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
Submitted by EatMeCompletely (user info) at 2005-12-07 17:36:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Deserving of so much more.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-12-07 17:35:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Some should tell Apollo if you're gonna play in Texas, you gotta have a fiddle in the band.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2005-12-07 17:34:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Me: How about that Berty fellow? I never thought I could meet a flaming British bag of horseshit with the ability to type until he started jabbering away on people's post about how his wit is equaled by none except for Benny Hill, which only flaming British bags of horseshit do. You ever watch Benny Hill before?
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Funny as fuck - and this bit was a gem. A peach of a gem.
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2005-12-07 17:34:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Thanks a lot. I'm using the computer at my parents' house and now they think I've lost my mind. They're right, of course, but that's not the fucking point. I spit Crown Royal and ginger ale on the monitor, choked while laughing and farted (which made me laugh harder). Mom just shook here head and told me to go home.
And while I'm thinking of it, Regis called and wants his garden gnome back. I think he's serious this time. Did you manage to glue his arms back on? Damn, we were high that night. That sheep was one funny motherfucker, though. And another thing, did you leave Jackson in my closet?
Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2005-12-07 17:25:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
God what a piece of goat shit, what's the matter was GodLovesALittleGayButtSex already taken as a handle or something!!!!!? You only care about yourself and your stupid friends, you never think of the children. I hate you with all my heart and you make me cry myself to sleep every night.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-12-07 17:22:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Glall - you do a great me!
Submitted by NewGuy08 (user info) at 2005-12-07 17:15:01 EST (#)
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You are ruining the integrity of the real T.M.I posts. I'm telling my mom on you.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-12-07 17:12:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
My friends act the same way when I talk about people from Uber.
They like laughing at all you weird people with strange names.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-07 17:10:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
this was fucking glorious
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2005-12-07 17:09:54 EST (#)
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GLALL gives great aneurysm.
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2005-12-07 17:06:01 EST (#)
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I've got gummy bears.
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-12-07 17:03:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-12-07 16:53:45 (#)
Ranking: 2
Actually, I DO have some Gummi bears at home. I can fax them to you if you want. Just know that YOU WILL BE STEALING CANDY FROM A BABY IF YOU MAKE ME DO THIS.
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You clearly know about my love for small humans. Fine, keep the godamn bears, but realize I will continue to spell it "gummy" as god intended in light of the fact that it actually is Gummi, which I forgot until I saw your review.
You complete me.
And for the sake of Crystle I will now ask her a question and answer in her behalf...
Me: You like doing the backdoor mamba?
Crystle: You are a loser.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-12-07 17:02:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I hate those posts anyway. Never read them.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-12-07 16:53:45 EST (#)
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Actually, I DO have some Gummi bears at home. I can fax them to you if you want. Just know that YOU WILL BE STEALING CANDY FROM A BABY IF YOU MAKE ME DO THIS.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-12-07 16:51:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
sigh ... another interview I didn't make it into...
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-12-07 16:47:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-12-07 16:33:50 (#)
Ranking: 2
Also, I'm not writting bad poetry in hell with Badassmofo, I swear.
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HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA, nice one, but NO MERCY SHALL BE GIVEN ONTO ANYONE WHO DARES OPPOSE ME.
Unless you've got some candy? Preferably gummy bears?
And sorry Mighty, if you want i'll e-mail you some chicks with dicks. Fair enough?
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2005-12-07 16:40:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
DAMN YOU! I was thinking of interviewing my friend and then I stumbled upon this. DAMN YOU!
Well done, sir.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-12-07 16:33:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Also, I'm not writting bad poetry in hell with Badassmofo, I swear.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-12-07 16:30:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-12-07 16:02:52 (#)
Ranking: 2
I am highly offended. I insist on fighting you in the comments.
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-12-07 16:28:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fan-Fucking-Tastic.
Submitted by el_em_en_oh (user info) at 2005-12-07 16:26:42 EST (#)
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I laughed. I cried. I pooped my pants.
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-12-07 16:23:44 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-12-07 16:15:42 (#)
Ranking: 2
I didn't understand the sentence where I was included.
yor ingleesh iz bad!
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TYPICAL, CAUL. I EXPECTED AS MUCH COMING FROM YOU. GO EAT SOME SMELLY CHEESES AND CALL ME IN THE MORNING.
Submitted by RamJetMax (user info) at 2005-12-07 16:20:48 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-12-07 16:20:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
phenominal!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-12-07 16:15:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I didn't understand the sentence where I was included.
yor ingleesh iz bad!
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-12-07 16:15:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Well blow me down and call me a beady eyed goat sucker.
Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2005-12-07 16:09:12 EST (#)
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God-damn Zimmerman and his god-damn cows...
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-12-07 16:04:32 EST (#)
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I figured "Pass out in your basement" was on my agenda....
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-12-07 16:03:57 EST (#)
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TMI! TMI!
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2005-12-07 16:03:18 EST (#)
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I laughed my ass off.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-12-07 16:02:52 EST (#)
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I am highly offended. I insist on fighting you in the comments.
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2005-12-07 16:02:39 EST (#)
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HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-12-07 16:01:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-07 15:57:48 (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm not messing around with Method. I swear.
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You should hear what HE's been saying!!!
Actually I haven't heard from Method in a while....
Hadley, I'll be posting something tomorrow regarding dates and possible things to do. If you have any ideas, i'll be on AIM tonight. Everyone is welcome.
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-12-07 15:59:25 EST (#)
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Ahh, beautiful. I feel very enlightened now.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2005-12-07 15:59:19 EST (#)
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i'm on bored at work, yay for me.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-07 15:57:48 EST (#)
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I'm not messing around with Method. I swear.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-12-07 15:57:47 EST (#)
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What up, dogg? When's the get together at casa de glall?
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-12-07 15:56:30 EST (#)
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who's the guy selling his camera on uberboard? 10 bucks says that thing is hot.
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-12-07 15:55:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Beautiful.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-12-07 15:54:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, I just took a very relaxing dump, so I'm all happy
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-12-07 15:51:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
this deserves 400 reviews...
well, and least 20 anyway.