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Viking Jameson Pt. 2 (477 hits)

Category: Quotes & Stories

Rating: 2 on 2 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Banga3386 <tanzia682.at.aol.com> (View user info) at 2005-12-07 16:10:40 EST


Over the past couple months I entered what I will call the Viking Jameson days. It has something to do with my two favorite ingestibles. These entries are what came of those long nights. None of these will be proofread or edited.
Part one: http://www.ubersite.com/m/80189
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The two of them sat together, mild embrace knowing when and what to and how to say it. Both of them happy to be where they are; at the beginning of their careers, on their own, and the start of a new life for the bother of them, as well as together. Starting over; by themselves out to make their mark armed with the tools that they have; some given, some forced upon them, most earned. They have a healthy fear as most do, but they are relentless in the persuit to better themselves. They have no fear as long as they have the goal in mind and each other at one another's side. Instinctually they stop, for no man, woman, or other obstacle. Fate has thrown its' wrenches for the cogs to chew but they block them with a mere smile and a shrug. Nothing will disallow them from what they deserve.

Who would dare to interrupt this union with a blitzkrieg for life? Only the jealous, malicious, and _____ would dare to disrupt a love so strong for one another and for life itself. To be a burden on such a duo would be a crime against life itself and everything it is meant to be.

With such a passion for live and love, one cannot do anything but sit in awe in its wonder and see how the true professionals perform at the highest possible level; everyday. The love that he feels for these two is comparable to that which they have for each other. In a way he is jealous of this love; with this envy he is joining the majority of the world. There is not a man, woman, child on this Earth that does not want what they have.

Every time my thoughts wander into that of beauty, my mind becomes settled upon the idea of you two. In passing the thought of you two marrying NEVER fails to put a smile upon my face, or heart; but when given serious thought and fantasy, just saying (at any time in any position) how I feel about how you feel about each other brings serious tears to my eyes; sometimes to the point of hysteria.

I feel as though the greatest poets and playwrights have yet to come close in fantasy to what you have in reality. With that I can say no more. I feel as though I have spoken too much about what cannot be honestly represented with mere words.


So here is to me, who valiantly
tried to describe what cannot be
explained, as well as to you; who show
me what true love, beauty, and all the other wonderful poetic
adjectives try to describe, really
Is.


With deepfull regret that I cannot show you what you have shown me,

Banga


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Submitted by Fabit (user info) at 2005-12-08 10:58:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I liked both of these - but i'm not sure why...

Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2005-12-07 17:48:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

i'm on bored at work. hooray for me.


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