Xmas Card Contest! (2860 hits)
Category: GraphicsRating: 1.74 on 49 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Loren (View user info) at 2005-12-07 18:47:15 EST
I've never hosted an Uber contest before, so instead of just wishing everyone a lovely holiday and posting my home-made Christmas card like last year - http://www.ubersite.com/m/21343 - I thought it would be fun if I involved as many of you in making your own original Christmas, Hanukkah, holiday, whatever- the- hell- you- get- a- day- or- two- off- for greeting card!
I had so much fun making mine, I'm sure there will be some really great, sick, disgusting, touching, and beautiful entries.
Animations, scanned illustrations, photos, digital art... it's all good, so long as it's your original work.
Since I am hosting the contest, of course I don't expect to be in it. My card is simply here to inspire the hearts and minds of all of you creative geniuses during this warm and fuzzy holiday season.
Just like the other Photoshop contests, I'll give it a couple-few days, check the entries posted in the thread, and the highest rated post wins *drum roll* a dirt sandwich! Now that ought to get you excited.
OK kids, get out your finger paints, crayons, colored paper and paste and get to work! Just try not to eat all of the paste.
I hope all you graphics fans aren't tired of these contests. I really can't wait to see what everyone comes up with.
Don't forget to link back here when you enter.
User Reviews
Submitted by lodnem (user info) at 2006-12-31 02:02:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Merry Xmas and Happy New Year Loren.
I can't believe how big your dog shits now.
I guess puppy chow is long off the menu and now you've switched to feeding him people you don't like.
Sweet!
Submitted by ArcEld (user info) at 2006-08-29 00:16:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
This post sucked, but I liked that Christmas tree.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-04-01 20:34:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
hey loren you remember blujnbbyqn?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-01-08 14:44:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Loren.
Vegas?
I think Jared forewarded my e-mail, because I only have an old addy for you.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-12-27 18:55:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Girls only want boyfriends with skills...
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2005-12-27 18:16:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I wish I had some "wikkid skillz" to participate with.
Alas.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2005-12-13 17:52:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hooray, I'm not last place!
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-12-13 16:52:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Thanks for playing...
This looks like it.... It's kinda hard to be completely fair, because there are so many tools around who give low ratings just to be assholes *cough* Nate, and because some have so many more reviews, but who really cares?
Congrats Icarus! I'll email you a boob shot.
Icarus1987........................ 2 on 11
Orgasmatron................1.85 on 39
mbstateside..................1.81 on 37
MickGinny.....................1.78 on 20
scourgeoftheseas.......1.66 on 27
Dervel ...........................1.66 on 21
Method..........................1.65 on 44
Forensic Girl...................1.6 on 11
Nellypaal...........................1.5 on 6
Nellypaal.......................1.33 on 18
Fabit .................................1.3 on 31
w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m .........1.1 on 46
iago................................0.85 on 38
DonkeyOnTheEdge.....0.31 on 34
Nate ................................. -1.5 on 8
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2005-12-09 16:39:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/80754
In the spirit of Orgasmatron, I offer this. Not Photoshop, as my boss tells me I will squander my time at work with the unnecessary program. I squandered my time in MSPaint instead.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2005-12-09 14:55:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Great idea!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/80747
Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2005-12-09 12:35:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
My entry http://www.ubersite.com/m/80736
w00t w00t!
Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2005-12-08 19:19:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Dogs aren't like cats. Cats have a sense of blamenessless; I like that. Dogs always look guilty and ashamed.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-12-08 18:02:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
PEOPLE - you have to remember to link back here or your card will be lost forever and what a pity I'm sure that would be...
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-12-08 18:00:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I think orgasmitron is way out ahead.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-12-08 17:31:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/80686
Neither Photoshopped, nor a card.
I hate this week.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-12-08 15:50:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hahaha.
Submitted by Nicole3 (user info) at 2005-12-08 15:37:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-12-08 11:39:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHA fucking priceless...
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2005-12-08 10:00:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
my x-mas card to everyone- http://www.ubersite.com/m/80653
typical behavior from that dog.
Submitted by Smack_Fuck (user info) at 2005-12-08 07:17:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
When you type in poop? Weirdo.
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2005-12-08 06:27:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ignore that last one, as I missed out shit.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/80647
The perfect card for parents to give their children
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2005-12-08 06:25:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/80646
The perfect card for parents to give their children
Submitted by Fabit (user info) at 2005-12-08 05:49:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/80641
My (stupendous) Entry.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-12-08 05:37:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm loving the entries to this.
Submitted by Fabit (user info) at 2005-12-08 03:57:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-12-08 00:34:34 (#)
Ranking: 2
Please send me a christmas card, i don't expect to get any in this cuntry. Oh, i'm sorry did I miss an O out?
Nope.
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Thief!
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-12-08 00:34:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Please send me a christmas card, i don't expect to get any in this cuntry. Oh, i'm sorry did I miss an O out?
Nope.
Submitted by ThatOneGirl (user info) at 2005-12-07 23:50:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
can't wait to see what this lot comes up with
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-07 23:08:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/80634
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2005-12-07 22:54:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-12-07 21:19:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Your dog is so adorable. Even her turds are cute. Ew, I can't believe I just said that.
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2005-12-07 21:04:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sooo....do the contents of that poop include chinese deliverymen? Just a thought...
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-12-07 20:49:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
little dog, big poop.
that's my motto.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-12-07 20:38:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Auto + 1 for your ass.
That's about all I got here.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-12-07 20:28:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Orgasmatron
Just make some coy comment about how you're not wearing panties, or how the winner'll get a picture of your breasts.
This'll be heated in no time.
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Did I forget to mention that the winner gets to see a shot of my lovely, round, perky breasts?
Submitted by Iago (user info) at 2005-12-07 19:41:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Good Idea - Here's mine = http://www.ubersite.com/m/80621
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-12-07 19:12:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Works for me.
Just make some coy comment about how you're not wearing panties, or how the winner'll get a picture of your breasts.
This'll be heated in no time.
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2005-12-07 19:12:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I am uneducated on using the necessary programs... I was thinking of posting it for open photoshop opportunity...?
Submitted by nate (user info) at 2005-12-07 19:11:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
here we go
http://www.ubersite.com/m/80617
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-12-07 19:06:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-12-07 19:04:39 (#)
Ranking: 2
Any estimate as to the cut off date?
I'm in, provided I have the time.
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How about 5 days? I just think the sooner the better, because people will forget about the post altogether.
Submitted by Willfreely (user info) at 2005-12-07 19:06:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That's a humongous amount of shit for that little pooch! What are you feeding him, Haunnakah?
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-12-07 19:04:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
ruthless
"I have a picture I would love to use... but don't know how! Anyone interested in taking the picture I have and doing something with it?"
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COME ON! You have to be able to do *something* with it!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-12-07 19:04:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Any estimate as to the cut off date?
I'm in, provided I have the time.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-12-07 19:00:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
is this a scratch and sniff card?
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2005-12-07 18:59:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Frosty the snowman was a demented, tortured, pedophilic soul.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-12-07 18:54:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2005-12-07 18:54:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I have a picture I would love to use... but don't know how! Anyone interested in taking the picture I have and doing something with it?
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2005-12-07 18:51:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
is that south park wrapping paper?
Submitted by NewGuy08 (user info) at 2005-12-07 18:50:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I suck at photoshop but I am interested to see what others do
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-12-07 18:50:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
For the record - I would not have allowed my dog to shit on the carpet, let alone taking a picture of her doing it. (Unless I didn't know how to use Photoshop... wait... no, no I wouldn't).
It is just a poopy picture I snagged from a Google search. It's amazing how many pages of images get pulled up when you type in "poop." Gotta love the Internet.