Unhealthy Levels of Obsessive Hatrid Towards Society -or- Why I'm About to Run Out of Gas (572 hits)
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Submitted by Rawrg (View user info) at 2005-12-07 21:57:21 EST
Funny how it snows here every year in Kansas City and still the idiots that live here, the overweight, undereducated, meth gorging, nascar loving rednecks and the quasi-intellectual-I-think-I-know-everything-because-the-college-that-mommy-and-daddy-bought-me-into-and-the-near-purposeless-overpaid-position-I-hold-makes-me-a-worthless-arrogant-overpaid-FUCK! elitists tooling around in gigantic 4 ton vehicles they have no use for outside of hauling loot home from the Pottery Barn still haven't figured out a solution to navigating through basic weather phenomena. That's right, it's snowing once again in Kansas City, which means that these worthless motherfuckers are out here making it impossible for me to drive the 20 mile commute from work to home all because they can't observe the basic rule of winter time driving: if there's ice/snow/anything that's not usually on the surface of the road, then SLOW THE FUCK DOWN YOU STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID MOTHERFUCKER, and I swear, you won't go careening into someone else's car and inconvenience everyone else while you sit there in the intersection because the police have to file a report before you morons can claim your insurance.
While I busted my ass laying tile at a casino, not getting paid any overtime for my 54 hours this week of physical labor, I get the pleasure, no, the privilege of watching bloodsucking social parasites spend my tax dollars. Most prominent are black people spending welfare and various other government allotments paid to them to keep them from rioting. Coming in a close second are the white trash blowing unemployment and disability (many because they're such fat fucks that they broke their own legs getting up to take a piss in the middle of the night). Finally there are the decrepit and useless elderly who's purpose dried up long ago, yet they remain on Earth like the soap scum of human existence, who blow MY Social Security on slot machines and hitting on 18.
While I'm talking about overtime, and my boss, I'd like to tell him to shove his deadlines up his ass, because one man can't lay 600 square feet of tile in 8 hours, it's just not physically possible. It is physically possible however for me to report you to the Kansas Labor Council for requiring employees to work over 40 hours without paying overtime. "Well, he's just trying to be a ramrod to get things done.", I heard someone once say. If he wants to get things done, he needs to wake up and see that he's running a small business in it's fledgling state which means he doesn't get to take off 6 days for Thanksgiving while I get 24 hours to drive 9 hours to my relatives for a quick meal and back home again so I can be at work at 7AM the next day. Try planning your jobs and taking less time off. Also, don't donate 1700 dollars to your church before you can pay overtime you worthless, Christ's-Cocksucking Redneck.
Also, to my father on his argument against abortion, he always asks, "Well which one of my kids should I have flushed down the toilet?" Well how about your first daughter who threatened my life when I was a year old because you would let her move in with her boyfriend at 15? You know, the one that's had 5 kids in 3 marriages that you never want to speak to again and has accomplished nothing more than polluting the gene pool. Yeah, I rest my fucking case.
I'd like to note that I wrote the above without taking my car out of park... on I-35. As I sit here, I thank the heavens that I just won 45 dollars at that casino, with earned income no less (what a concept) and it just might cover the gas I've idled so far.
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Submitted by EAZEDZT (user info) at 2005-12-08 14:47:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
squeeze the trigger slowly on the exhale.
Submitted by mtgn37 (user info) at 2005-12-08 09:44:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
that one kid isnt mine no matter what your sister says
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2005-12-08 06:33:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Woah. Look at the rage!
How's your spleen?
Submitted by crazyaardvark (user info) at 2005-12-08 05:38:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No one who spells hatred wrong can call anyone else "undereducated".
Submitted by Iago (user info) at 2005-12-08 03:20:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
would have been a 2+, nut you swear too much.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2005-12-08 01:25:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i'm on bored at work. yay for me.
Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2005-12-08 01:09:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
What, is I-35 a disaster area for its whole frickin' length?
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-12-07 22:20:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Kill your boss, kill your sister, kill your dad.
If life really sucks that much, kill. . .