Lorens' Christmas Card Entry Contest (1620 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 1.77 on 46 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by MeTHoD (View user info) at 2005-12-07 23:07:39 EST
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-11-08 20:06:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-12-08 17:56:07 (#)
Ranking: 2
I like that it's a big pic, scrolling over to see shlongy cracked me up.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-10-17 15:30:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I LOVED this.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-12-08 17:56:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I like that it's a big pic, scrolling over to see shlongy cracked me up.
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-12-08 16:03:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
METHOD=PORN INDUSTRY
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-12-08 13:57:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a67/nuggetdie/megan72.jpg
METHOD YOU STOLE THIS PICTURE OFF THE INTERNET IT IS NOT AN ACTUAL PICTURE TAKEN OF A GIRL AND SHLONGY
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2005-12-08 12:32:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
One time I put a dildo atop a Christmas tree in one of those lots with all of them leaning against someone's camper. I thought it was funny at the time, but now my brother's ass smells like pine and he can't sit down.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2005-12-08 12:11:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-12-08 12:01:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
looks like the Shlongman got busted re-gifting.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-12-08 11:53:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by NewGuy08 (user info) at 2005-12-08 11:18:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
sorority sluts II is even better
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-12-08 10:23:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-08 09:49:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I love Shlongy's head in the corner. This was too funny G.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-12-08 09:48:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Are you kidding? That's one of the highlights.
OK...lowlights.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-12-08 09:42:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2005-12-07 23:42:14 (#)
Ranking: 2
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH... pause... heavy breathing... HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH.... choking.... HAHAHAHHAHAH.AHAH>>AA>HAHAHAHAHHAHA... pause... dizziness ensuing... tears.... falling.... falling... unconcious muttering "urbanament...."
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Exact same thoughts without all the typing....damn I'm lazy this morning.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-08 09:35:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Absolutely not, you're quite welcome to it you creepy bastard.
Although I'm not sure you want to give out cards with Urbanes innards on it.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-12-08 09:30:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Do I need permission from my own alter to use this as the Shlongy Family Xmas card?
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-12-08 09:27:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Heh.
Submitted by Cadrach (user info) at 2005-12-08 09:23:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Auto Sorority Sluts +2
What?
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-08 08:18:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice Christmas ornament on the tree. You twat.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2005-12-08 08:16:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-12-08 07:56:08 (#)
Ranking: 2
Good thing I side scrolled or I would have missed the best part of this.
A+.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-12-08 07:56:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Good thing I side scrolled or I would have missed the best part of this.
A+.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-12-08 07:26:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2005-12-08 03:17:45 (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm sorry, I normally avoid altogether the Schlongy gay loving but this was fucking funny.
Is it me though or is his head the same size, if not smaller than the little girl's? HE IS THE ANTI-APOLLO!
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I'm the official anti-apollo, as you well know. You've actually seen the size of my head in the flesh.
:(
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-12-08 07:22:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
At least give it to the poor child on DVD Nolesy. What is that? Betamax?
Submitted by Smack_Fuck (user info) at 2005-12-08 07:15:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Shlongy's girl is a mongoloid, her mother is a Vietnemese whore.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-12-08 05:35:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I just noticed the Urbane decoration on the tree. Classy.
Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2005-12-08 03:17:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm sorry, I normally avoid altogether the Schlongy gay loving but this was fucking funny.
Is it me though or is his head the same size, if not smaller than the little girl's? HE IS THE ANTI-APOLLO!
Haha urbanament...>sigh<
Submitted by Iago (user info) at 2005-12-08 03:17:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Is that what schlongy looks like? No wonder he's pissed off all the time.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-12-08 03:16:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ha
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-12-08 01:48:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Damn.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2005-12-08 01:12:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i'm on the old shitty monitor where arsenal beats liverpool every day of the mother fucking week.
no, but seriously folks, i think it's 1028X7whatever... yeah... i'm pretty sure, anyways...
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-12-08 01:00:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
what fucking resolution are you at wardy?
SPASTIC 200X200 WITH BIG ASS ICONS SO YOUR BOTTLE FACED CUNT ARSE CAN SEE THEM?
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2005-12-08 00:37:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i don't know if this was planned, but because the image size is a bit too big, i have to scroll over to see shlongy's head.
the result? all i see is the text bubble at first, so when i scroll over it looks like shlongy's head pops in, kind of like a pop-up book... that fucking rocks.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-12-08 00:31:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm crushng your head! crush! crush! crush!
Submitted by erinly (user info) at 2005-12-08 00:17:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Perhaps it would be more clear if it was called an "urbane"ament.
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2005-12-08 00:12:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
*sigh*
I'm going to bed, then.
You know you're sleep deprived when you're seeing goatse when said goatse isn't actually there.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-12-08 00:05:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm pretty sure that's a rotting oyster.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-07 23:59:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You're sleep deprived, my dear. Although I see which one you're talking about, it DOES look like a painted rendition of Goatse.
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2005-12-07 23:56:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Is that goatse? Or am I just sleep deprived?
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2005-12-07 23:55:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hahahaha, I love the way you hid the Uberskank's twat and goatse in the ornaments!
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2005-12-07 23:42:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH... pause... heavy breathing... HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH.... choking.... HAHAHAHHAHAH.AHAH>>AA>HAHAHAHAHHAHA... pause... dizziness ensuing... tears.... falling.... falling... unconcious muttering "urbanament...."
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-12-07 23:40:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-12-07 23:35:39 (#)
Ranking: 2
For the Urbanament.
I wonder if Hallmark is selling those yet.
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AHAHAHAHAHAHA... Fuck, I didn't see that the first time.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-12-07 23:35:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
For the Urbanament.
I wonder if Hallmark is selling those yet.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2005-12-07 23:27:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Schlongy looks like such a boner in that stupid hat.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2005-12-07 23:24:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i laughed.... at the shlongy head.
Submitted by erinly (user info) at 2005-12-07 23:15:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
For sure.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-07 23:10:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
needs more Xmas rape