Sweet Nothing's, And Why You Should Run From Me. (431 hits)
Category: GeneralRating: -0.12 on 9 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Drop It Like It's Disgusting<likeafallingbomb.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-12-08 01:30:25 EST
As I open up this clean white Word Document, I think of what to start off with. I think I'll start of with a fragment; I'm good at making those.
What a shitty week.
I've been coughing all week, spreading my microscopic little germs all over the place. The "winter bugs" always seem to get hold of me first and never let go. It's like they just wait for me, and then do all their little spreading around directly from my mouth and nose. Its poison, it really is.
Work has been hectic lately. I sit in my cubicle that those hard working Japanese construction men created, it's like a pit of doom. All day creatures slob around here tossing things to my inbox like it's a carnival ring toss. How lovely.
In the military we have a thing called "Field Day". It's where people upwards from the ages of 18-20 get taught the proper way to clean. I agree, some of the youngsters running around had mommy clean everything, but for the most part, we all know how to live like humans. And then they tell us how we failed, we are nasty, disgusting things, and we need to do it over again. That's what, two days gone from my life? Just to clean.
I walked into the bathroom the other day, and as always, my bathroom partners' pubic hairs are floating around, landing on my feet, and so on. There is an example of one of those youngsters. After I wash the pubes from my feet, I tried to open the door, and locked myself in. I stayed in there for about a half hour until I realized I was turning the knob on the door the wrong way. Hurray for retarded people, but I'd like to blame it on the sickness germs this time.
I tried drinking 3 beers one night. Well I didn't try. I drank three beers and had to blow my nose real bad. I was out of every paper product in my damn room. Looks like that pair of old socks I have are going to be gone soon...
Same day, I go outside during work to have a smoke, and it rains on me. I go inside and it stops. I begin to walk home and it rains on me. I get inside my room and it stops. My room's air conditioner is on full blast, and I can't turn it off. I hate my room.
I get on My Space to see that my ex-girlfriend (who dumped me for some guy) had e-mailed me. Wonderful, emo-memories hit me hard. Then she's got her new kid on her web page. Well that's just fantastic, isn't it?
Overall, this was the worst, most boring week I've ever had. Hopefully those -2's will make me feel better, but probably not. Thanks.
User Reviews
Submitted by full_frontal (user info) at 2005-12-08 09:15:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
Submitted by Fabit (user info) at 2005-12-08 07:16:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Fair enough.
Submitted by Calios (user info) at 2005-12-08 06:08:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
for using myspace.
Submitted by joeywankenobi (user info) at 2005-12-08 04:38:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
+1 for pubes on the feet and being locked in your own bathroom.
-2 goes out to a_reader's response about your name and stealing the quote from Dane Cook.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2005-12-08 03:58:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm not well +1 sympathy
Myspace reference -1
*shrug*
Submitted by Iago (user info) at 2005-12-08 03:34:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by IHaveAnAddictComplex (user info) at 2005-12-08 01:36:37 (#)
Ranking: 1
Ha ha my girlfrind dumped me using myspace, I didn't even get a phone call.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Brutal.
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-12-08 02:33:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't mind that you gave yourself a +2.
I don't mind that your post was only "meh."
But for some reason, I HATE the name you post under. I don't know why, but when I see it, I get the urge to punch a baby.
Submitted by DropItLikeItsDisgusting (user info) at 2005-12-08 01:42:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Haha thats rough man, this bitch broke up with me the same way too.
Submitted by IHaveAnAddictComplex (user info) at 2005-12-08 01:36:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Ha ha my girlfrind dumped me using myspace, I didn't even get a phone call.