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Submitted by Fabit (View user info) at 2005-12-08 04:44:14 EST




you scum bag you maggot, you cheap lousy faggot, merry christmas yer arse, god hope its our last.jpg (26 kB)

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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-12-08 17:55:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Eat Mor Chikin.

Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2005-12-08 12:00:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

auto bovine +1

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-12-08 11:02:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

Not the worst but certainly in the running.

Submitted by Fabit (user info) at 2005-12-08 10:04:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-12-08 09:04:29 (#)
Ranking: 2

Now don't get me wrong, both o-a-u and s-b-s's both have their pros and cons however I find the Super Soaker Triple Aggresor to be a perfectly ballanced all rounder.

It's the weapon of choice for all true sportsmen.

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Brilliant.

Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-12-08 09:04:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Now don't get me wrong, both o-a-u and s-b-s's both have their pros and cons however I find the Super Soaker Triple Aggresor to be a perfectly ballanced all rounder.

It's the weapon of choice for all true sportsmen.

Submitted by ThatOneGirl (user info) at 2005-12-08 08:57:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

hahaha

Submitted by Iago (user info) at 2005-12-08 08:54:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

convinced? I could waffle on how your an idiot if you use set-aside for anything other than game crop, but i think that would be going a bit too far.

Submitted by Iago (user info) at 2005-12-08 08:51:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Fucking side-by-side. I use a 12-bore AYA, and ive got a cartrige bag filled with 6-32 gram 'clean pigeons' . Only poncey london-types use over and unders.

Submitted by Fabit (user info) at 2005-12-08 08:39:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Lago - i'm a civil servant.

Dervel - i'm fairly Chawbacon - having grown up on the wiltshire Downs and all.

Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-12-08 08:39:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

So you concede the title?

Good.

Test question, just to ensure this isn't a rouse, Over-and-under or side-by-side?

Submitted by Iago (user info) at 2005-12-08 08:30:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Im not gonna compete with ya for the 'chawbacon' title - whatever that means. Im more 'landowner' than bumpkin anyway.

Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-12-08 08:12:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Hey Iago, I'm the bumpkin round these parts. I'm Norfolk born and living in Devon, nobody is more of a yokel chawbacon than me.
Think we may have a copyright problem.

Submitted by Iago (user info) at 2005-12-08 07:35:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I live with a bunch of other students and we had a massivley yokel dinner party - i'd brought back 2 brace of pheasants, hung them for a week, and we all plucked and gutted them. We had half a pheasant each with a baked potato. Pheasant juice in the taters.
Delicious. The tase of the pheasant is all in how you cook it.

Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2005-12-08 07:30:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Iago (user info) at 2005-12-08 06:21:18 (#)
Ranking: 2

Someone mention partrige!?

I fucking love shooting pheasants/ partrige! Got 2 shooting dates next week, and if it flies it dies. If any of you other brits go shooting - msn me = staccers.at.hotmail.com
I really hope your not labourite anti's, because they suck.
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If you have any spare Partridge I'll nab em off ya. Minimal shot though please, I nearly broke my fucking jaw the other year and my skanky British teeth are broken all to hell.

mmmmm. Partridge. Not a big fan of pheasant, they smell funky. A bit like poo. It puts me off, poo smell does.

Submitted by Iago (user info) at 2005-12-08 07:26:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Are you in/used to be in the army, fabit?

Submitted by Fabit (user info) at 2005-12-08 07:11:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2005-12-08 06:53:49 (#)
Ranking: 2

Dude, you're such a bumpkin

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You made me this way!!

Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2005-12-08 06:53:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Dude, you're such a bumpkin

Submitted by Iago (user info) at 2005-12-08 06:21:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Someone mention partrige!?

I fucking love shooting pheasants/ partrige! Got 2 shooting dates next week, and if it flies it dies. If any of you other brits go shooting - msn me = staccers.at.hotmail.com
I really hope your not labourite anti's, because they suck.

Ive got photos too! shootingrulesrhootingrulesshootingrules

Linkwhore - http://www.ubersite.com/m/80621 <----- my entry for this comp!

Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2005-12-08 06:21:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2005-12-08 06:01:55 (#)
Ranking: 2

Had partridge last year and it was immense. Nellypaal - what about beef? It is a pretty good meat too.
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When is beef not good?! I'd eat it every day if I could but I think Christmas deserves something that's been shot from the sky.

Submitted by Quale (user info) at 2005-12-08 06:17:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

its already on the wall where i work.

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2005-12-08 06:01:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2005-12-08 05:12:50 (#)
Ranking: 2

Turkey is possibly the lamest meat around, followed by pork sans fat.

It's all about the Christmas ham which won't fit in the fridge and provides awesome sandwiches for a week. If you want bird, you gotta go game. Pheasant or partridge are good if you can cook.
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Had partridge last year and it was immense. Nellypaal - what about beef? It is a pretty good meat too.

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-12-08 05:37:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Dreg (user info) at 2005-12-08 04:57:46 (#)
Ranking: 2

you scum bag you maggot, you cheap lousy faggot, merry christmas yer arse, god hope its our last
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Best Christmas song ever.

Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-12-08 05:20:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Mwahahahaha!

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-12-08 05:18:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

lookee here. it's danny the champion of the fucking world

Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2005-12-08 05:12:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Turkey is possibly the lamest meat around, followed by pork sans fat.

It's all about the Christmas ham which won't fit in the fridge and provides awesome sandwiches for a week. If you want bird, you gotta go game. Pheasant or partridge are good if you can cook.

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2005-12-08 05:03:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-12-08 05:00:27 (#)
Ranking: 2

duck is greasy
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But that's the beauty of it! That's the fat, and that's what makes it tasty. Consider lamb (not in a yuletide way) - but compare it to pork. When you cut the fat off pork, the pork itself is a shallow version of its former glory. The best bit of pork is the crackling.

Duck has the fat in with it, and that's why it's tasty as. I may do a post comparing and contrasting different forms of prepared animals.

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-12-08 05:00:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

duck is greasy

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2005-12-08 04:59:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Christmas is approaching, and the question of food is always an important one.

Am I alone in thinking that turkey is actually shit? I don't mean the country (I do, but not at the moment).

Duck is by far the better bird. And it can swim.

Submitted by Dreg (user info) at 2005-12-08 04:57:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

you scum bag you maggot, you cheap lousy faggot, merry christmas yer arse, god hope its our last

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-12-08 04:51:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

what's wrong with freakin ham

ham and sweedish meatballs...that's how we get 'er done.

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-12-08 04:49:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

My stepdad can't eat chicken or Turkey (makes him die) so he gets to eat steak for Christmas. I wish I had a made up disease that meant I could only eat nice food.


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her -- during the commercial.

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