Badass Characters I Fucked: Childhood Vol 1 (1977 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 1.75 on 57 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by MistressFist (View user info) at 2005-12-08 10:11:57 EST
Partially inspired by http://www.ubersite.com/m/80523
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-12-18 22:13:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I kind of miss this slut.
Submitted by hot_pocket (user info) at 2006-12-18 22:07:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
very inspiring
Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2005-12-13 12:02:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-09 16:59:13 (#)
Ranking: 2
I think this is along the lines of what they want, ala Kristy Swan style
http://stuff.ubersite.com/1088805512345820988/1/method.bmp
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Holy shit that Kristy Swan was a fine piece of arse
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2005-12-12 13:45:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-09 16:59:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I think this is along the lines of what they want, ala Kristy Swan style
http://stuff.ubersite.com/1088805512345820988/1/method.bmp
Submitted by Dreg (user info) at 2005-12-09 01:06:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I still think think this is stevie says. Nobody reads his other stuff anymore.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-12-08 17:16:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-12-08 11:54:54 (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm slowly trying to decipher just who's alter you are... I'm close too. Maybe JonnyX, but I can't be sure.
Anyway, this was funny.
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Dude, I do NOT have alters, never have, never will, and for exactly the reasons the Bonger mentioned.
You should know by now I am a TREMENDOUS hitwhore, and there is NO WAY I am giving up hits. Look at the crap I post under my OWN name, do you think I'm going to write something good as this, and give it away?
Submitted by dangerdude (user info) at 2005-12-08 15:32:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
dear lord
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2005-12-08 15:20:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-12-08 15:11:18 (#)
Ranking: 2
dark crystal!!!! my friend looks like the girl gelfling, and is named after the boy gelfling
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I feel sorry for your friend. Actually, it is sort of funny that my real name happens to be Jen. And that was the name of the boy gelfling. But I'm a chick and I was born before that movie came out. My parents couldn't come up with a RoX00r name, so they picked Jennifer. At least it wasn't Harriet. That was their 2nd choice, after my Gram.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-12-08 15:11:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
dark crystal!!!! my friend looks like the girl gelfling, and is named after the boy gelfling...
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2005-12-08 15:05:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-12-08 14:57:09 (#)
Ranking: 2
but I still want to see the camwhore with the sign that says
NOOB not Alter
(Unabonger hit it with the intenstity of a million suns)
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Don't worry, I am taking notes.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-12-08 14:57:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2005-12-08 14:45:54 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by EAZEDZT (user info) at 2005-12-08 13:47:55 (#)
Ranking: 2
Unabonger makes sense, anyone with an alter would never
sacrifice these kinds of ratings/hits.
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So are you trying to tell me that Micheal Jackson really does come here to post. And all this time I thought it was Adam.
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MJ is less an alter and more an ongoing joke.
but I still want to see the camwhore with the sign that says
NOOB not Alter
(Unabonger hit it with the intenstity of a million suns)
Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2005-12-08 14:45:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by EAZEDZT (user info) at 2005-12-08 13:47:55 (#)
Ranking: 2
Unabonger makes sense, anyone with an alter would never
sacrifice these kinds of ratings/hits.
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So are you trying to tell me that Micheal Jackson really does come here to post. And all this time I thought it was Adam.
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2005-12-08 14:26:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Too many funny metaphors.
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-12-08 13:58:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"I stand for rape" auto +2
Submitted by EAZEDZT (user info) at 2005-12-08 13:47:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Unabonger makes sense, anyone with an alter would never
sacrifice these kinds of ratings/hits.
Mrs. Fist Good damn post alter or not.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2005-12-08 13:30:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
funny stuff.
to prove you're not an alter you do need to camhore with a sign saying:
UberNoob, not an alter
12/8/05
then they will all shut up.
Submitted by pantsarestupid (user info) at 2005-12-08 13:20:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I didn't really like it...it made me feel very dirty. There is just something about the "meat stocking" part that just didn't sit well with me.
On the other hand, the whole Mr. Clean part did get a slight grin out of me. So all in all you get a +0 - Worth reading.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2005-12-08 13:16:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-12-08 13:07:09 (#)
Ranking: 2
if this was an alter...
why would anyone come up with a post that's so obviously going to get a good rating and NOT post it under their regular name and get due credit?
I mean posting pics of dead cats and tubgirl and crap like
Y helo tIhs is My 1st PosTz. Im toTallY hoT foR a 20 yEAr olD VirgIn!
is for alters.
not gems like this.
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Thank you Unabonger. I forgot to make that point.
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-12-08 13:16:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Alter or ravaging cock whore...regardless, this was still funny.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-12-08 13:07:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
if this was an alter...
why would anyone come up with a post that's so obviously going to get a good rating and NOT post it under their regular name and get due credit?
I mean posting pics of dead cats and tubgirl and crap like
Y helo tIhs is My 1st PosTz. Im toTallY hoT foR a 20 yEAr olD VirgIn!
is for alters.
not gems like this.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2005-12-08 12:42:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2005-12-08 12:37:54 (#)
Ranking: 0
However if you want to prove otherwise send a photo of yourself holding a piece of paper with the words "mbstateside rocks my world" to mbstateside.at.hotmail.com. Do that and you can be sure that I will sing from on high that an Alter you are not.
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I am seriously considering doing this as a not-an-alter-camwhore-montage.
I may need to confer with Mr Fist, otherwise I might get beat with the frying pan again.
Submitted by boomslang (user info) at 2005-12-08 12:38:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2005-12-08 11:59:10 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-12-08 11:54:54 (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm slowly trying to decipher just who's alter you are... I'm close too. Maybe JonnyX, but I can't be sure.
Anyway, this was funny.
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I think you guys are just driving me insane with this alter shit to get me to do a camwhore. But even if I do a camwhore, it could still just be someone else. Unless I did a camwhore montage?
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Even Rocky had a montage.
Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2005-12-08 12:37:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2005-12-08 11:33:38 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2005-12-08 11:29:44 (#)
Ranking: 1
Good stuff but I find it very hard to believe you're not an Alter.
Or even female for that matter.
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I am not an alter, but I am a NOOB. And I am a female. I'm trying to decide the best way to prove this. I could do a camwhore, but I'm not sure I want you fuckers wanking off to me. I think the UberOldies think all of the NOOBS are alters.
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Once you've been here a while you'll discover it's because most n00bs ARE alters and you do have all the hallmarks of one.
However if you want to prove otherwise send a photo of yourself holding a piece of paper with the words "mbstateside rocks my world" to mbstateside.at.hotmail.com. Do that and you can be sure that I will sing from on high that an Alter you are not.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-12-08 12:37:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
post pics of you holding a sign that says I Am MistressFist.
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2005-12-08 12:32:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
damnit man.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2005-12-08 11:59:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-12-08 11:54:54 (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm slowly trying to decipher just who's alter you are... I'm close too. Maybe JonnyX, but I can't be sure.
Anyway, this was funny.
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I think you guys are just driving me insane with this alter shit to get me to do a camwhore. But even if I do a camwhore, it could still just be someone else. Unless I did a camwhore montage?
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2005-12-08 11:56:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Iago (user info) at 2005-12-08 11:49:36 (#)
Ranking: 2
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You think highly of yourself.
MisstressFist sums up images of goths - yuck. Me no likey goths.
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No, I just know that men will spank it to just about anything. Well, except tubgirl maybe.
I'm not goth. Me no likey the goth look either.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-12-08 11:54:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm slowly trying to decipher just who's alter you are... I'm close too. Maybe JonnyX, but I can't be sure.
Anyway, this was funny.
Submitted by Iago (user info) at 2005-12-08 11:49:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2005-12-08 11:33:38 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2005-12-08 11:29:44 (#)
Ranking: 1
Good stuff but I find it very hard to believe you're not an Alter.
Or even female for that matter.
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
I am not an alter, but I am a NOOB. And I am a female. I'm trying to decide the best way to prove this. I could do a camwhore, but I'm not sure I want you fuckers wanking off to me. I think the UberOldies think all of the NOOBS are alters.
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You think highly of yourself.
MisstressFist sums up images of goths - yuck. Me no likey goths.
Submitted by Oleannder (user info) at 2005-12-08 11:42:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The Jolly Green Giant part made me laugh a bit too hard.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2005-12-08 11:33:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2005-12-08 11:29:44 (#)
Ranking: 1
Good stuff but I find it very hard to believe you're not an Alter.
Or even female for that matter.
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
I am not an alter, but I am a NOOB. And I am a female. I'm trying to decide the best way to prove this. I could do a camwhore, but I'm not sure I want you fuckers wanking off to me. I think the UberOldies think all of the NOOBS are alters.
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-12-08 11:29:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"Skate it off, meat stocking."
*hysterical laughter*
Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2005-12-08 11:29:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Good stuff but I find it very hard to believe you're not an Alter.
Or even female for that matter.
Submitted by NewGuy08 (user info) at 2005-12-08 11:15:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you fucked ALF too? and here I thought I was the only one
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2005-12-08 11:04:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-12-08 10:59:31 (#)
Ranking: 2
Shlongy is a huge fan of sluts.
This could have been a +3 if you included my picture.
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There is always Volume 2, my dear.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-12-08 11:03:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll bet your ass is still sore from that beanstalk dick.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-12-08 10:59:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Shlongy is a huge fan of sluts.
This could have been a +3 if you included my picture.
Submitted by ahumblefool (user info) at 2005-12-08 10:55:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This was very good.
Submitted by Dreg (user info) at 2005-12-08 10:50:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Get back to your house of pancakes!
Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2005-12-08 10:44:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2005-12-08 10:43:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2005-12-08 10:25:24 (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm not an alter, really. How can I prove I am not an alter? I'm curious.
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You need to post a picture of yourself holding up a sign that says "NOT an alter"!
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-12-08 10:42:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I have a serious boner right now.
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-12-08 10:34:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
What the fucking fuck did I just read?
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2005-12-08 10:30:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2005-12-08 10:25:32 (#)
Ranking: 2
i hope there will be a vol. 2!
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There will most assuredly be a Vol 2. Thanks for enjoying it.
Submitted by Bayley (user info) at 2005-12-08 10:28:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Awww fizzgig!
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2005-12-08 10:26:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Mildly amusing.
Submitted by sinna (user info) at 2005-12-08 10:25:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-12-08 10:16:18 (#)
Ranking: 0
This has to be an alter.
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Why?
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2005-12-08 10:25:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i hope there will be a vol. 2!
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2005-12-08 10:25:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm not an alter, really. How can I prove I am not an alter? I'm curious.
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2005-12-08 10:24:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
A marvel!
Submitted by Fabit (user info) at 2005-12-08 10:21:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It goes against my Anti-Alter sentiments but this was surprisingly funny.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2005-12-08 10:19:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
heh
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-08 10:16:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This was great.
Good show.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-12-08 10:16:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
This has to be an alter.
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2005-12-08 10:14:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
What the hell is that Quisp thing?
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-12-08 10:14:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahaha, you rock