anyone educated? (3017 hits)
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Submitted by nate (View user info) at 2005-12-08 18:52:14 EST
I've read a few posts and made a few more, but I'm going to make an assumption on the average ubersite poster:
age: twenty-something
highest level of education: SOME highschool
income: lowest 30% percentile
I doubt anyone on the site would have a (useful) college degree, much less masters or PHD. It is sort of interesting watching a site of idiots who think they are smart or funny.
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Submitted by Sergio (user info) at 2005-12-14 14:25:20 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2005-12-14 11:20:57 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by ThatOneGirl (user info) at 2005-12-13 19:35:17 EST (#)
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Submitted by AUSSIE_CHICK (user info) at 2005-12-13 03:45:09 (#)
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Age: 15
Highest Level Of Education: Year 10 @ my high school...but I am going on to do year 12.
Income: About $70-$80/week
There: everything there is obviously more than anything that you have accomplished.
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Ahhahaha, where's Loren?
Submitted by AUSSIE_CHICK (user info) at 2005-12-13 17:43:14 EST (#)
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Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-12-13 10:45:48 (#)
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age: old enough to fuck your mom and your sister
Education: Jackson State Prison
Income: IRS does not need to know
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lmao...that is funny
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-12-13 10:45:48 EST (#)
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age: old enough to fuck your mom and your sister
Education: Jackson State Prison
Income: IRS does not need to know
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2005-12-13 10:35:03 EST (#)
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all your base are belong to us
Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2005-12-13 10:29:42 EST (#)
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was gonna argue with you, but...
fuck it..
-2DIE
Submitted by katianakate (user info) at 2005-12-13 09:34:44 EST (#)
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Don't read the shit/alter posts then. Most of the regulars, Circe, Jared etc are worth coming back for and I don't care what qualifications they have or how aged they are.
I'm really glad you posted this "insulting name calling/stereotyping demographics" post, lucky for me I don't rely on you to tell me what to think and have a mind of my own.
Submitted by AUSSIE_CHICK (user info) at 2005-12-13 03:45:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Age: 15
Highest Level Of Education: Year 10 @ my high school...but I am going on to do year 12.
Income: About $70-$80/week
There: everything there is obviously more than anything that you have accomplished.
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2005-12-13 03:37:24 EST (#)
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age: 4
education: pre-school
income: $1/week + .25 for chores
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-12-13 00:01:33 EST (#)
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Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2005-12-08 18:55:41 (#)
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age: twenty-something
highest level of education: college
income: more than you
Submitted by Pelvis_Man (user info) at 2005-12-12 23:39:32 EST (#)
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I knew I should have gone with insulting all Überusers on my first post. I would have gotten way more feedback...
Submitted by cuberat (user info) at 2005-12-12 23:29:03 EST (#)
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I for one have 2 undergraduate and 1 graduate degree from a private university, all in areas of business. So much for your illiterate theories there asshole!
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2005-12-12 21:46:46 EST (#)
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Har har.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-12-12 21:20:20 EST (#)
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I'm not illiterate. My parents were married. . .
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2005-12-12 21:12:33 EST (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-12-12 21:06:13 (#)
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Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2005-12-12 20:51:26 (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-12-12 20:31:45 (#)
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I stand by my comment that movies and video games are
the mainstay of poor readers. Refutation?
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Well, I enjoy copious amounts of all three, so fuck off.
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Copious? WOO! A shitload! You didn't get that word from a video game.
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True. I'm just saying not all of us are illiterate.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-12-12 21:06:13 EST (#)
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Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2005-12-12 20:51:26 (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-12-12 20:31:45 (#)
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I stand by my comment that movies and video games are
the mainstay of poor readers. Refutation?
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Well, I enjoy copious amounts of all three, so fuck off.
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Copious? WOO! A shitload! You didn't get that word from a video game.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2005-12-12 20:51:26 EST (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-12-12 20:31:45 (#)
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I stand by my comment that movies and video games are
the mainstay of poor readers. Refutation?
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Well, I enjoy copious amounts of all three, so fuck off.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-12-12 20:31:45 EST (#)
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Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-12-11 17:30:10 (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-12-11 15:22:26 (#)
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Submitted by jimmiss (user info) at 2005-12-11 15:09:09 (#)
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Nate, rich people are dumb too man. The older I get the more I realize that the amount of cash a person has on hand doesn't have the much to do with their intelligence. According to guiness, or some other resource I read, the man in american with the highest recorded IQ worked basic labor jobs his whole life. Plus most great authors have been poor, can you explain that?
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The authors are poor because most illiterate pricks spend their money on dipshit
movies or video games. Reading is becoming a lost art. . .
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Reading isn't an art, dumbass.
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I suppose the ability to call names is an art? In that case,
you are a low-browed, slope-shouldered, slack-jawed cretin.
Humor aside, reading is like any other endeavor:
The brighter you are the more you get out of it.
I stand by my comment that movies and video games are
the mainstay of poor readers. Refutation?
Submitted by Five_dollar_artist (user info) at 2005-12-12 20:23:35 EST (#)
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People who have computer access are generally in the world's top eleven percent as far as income is concerned.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-12-12 20:17:57 EST (#)
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Well this certainly shows you're not any of those things
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2005-12-12 17:30:33 EST (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-12-08 19:34:51 (#)
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It's times like these that I think back to what my grandfather used to say a lot before he died: "Gasm, he'd say," (he called me Gasm) "I believe I was born in the wrong time. Sure, I had a chance to serve my country in Korea and watch America mature into the country that it is today, but my heart was never really in tune with the times, you know? I wish I had been a caliph in India, or a Templar Knight protecting the faith in Darkest Europe. Perhaps even a coachman in the Old West, ferrying heads of state to and from the most dangerous reaches of places where the Old Law still held sway. I think of this, and it saddens me. What have I done with my time? I have bakers hands, Gasm. Does the world really need another baker?"
He'd take a slow drag off of his hand-rolled cigarette and recline. And then - and this was always the same - he'd say, "Bakers are only good for one thing: kneading dough. You have baker blood in you, mark me. Make the most of it and marry a woman with a little extra'n the side, so you can knead the night away. Your Gramma still squeals when I tickle her dough with my rolling pin. Goddamn that woman can get as wet as a fishtank sometimes. Women only get better with age, Gasm. Remember I said that."
Then he'd put his thumb in his mouth, pretend he was blowing, and cut loose an old, dusty fart ripe with a bouquet of salmon steaks, snap beans and blood.
And then he'd laugh. Oh, my stars, how he'd laugh.
Even though I knew it was coming, it'd always take me off guard. And so I'd invariable inhale some of it, through my mouth and nose.
The memory of the taste of my grandfather's asshole in aerosol form is something that I will keep with me for the rest of my days.
Reading this post brought that memory back, and for that, I thank you.
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Despite the utter crap this post was, this review made it worth reading.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-12-12 15:13:45 EST (#)
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most obvious alter ever.
everyone knows 80% of uber regulars are people with engineering degrees. the ohter 20% include alters, and worthless cunts that nobody really likes.
Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2005-12-12 14:58:51 EST (#)
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The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side. Actually the sums of the squares, not roots. The Scarecrow was full of it.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2005-12-12 14:58:05 EST (#)
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Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-12-11 17:30:10 (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-12-11 15:22:26 (#)
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Submitted by jimmiss (user info) at 2005-12-11 15:09:09 (#)
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Nate, rich people are dumb too man. The older I get the more I realize that the amount of cash a person has on hand doesn't have the much to do with their intelligence. According to guiness, or some other resource I read, the man in american with the highest recorded IQ worked basic labor jobs his whole life. Plus most great authors have been poor, can you explain that?
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The authors are poor because most illiterate pricks spend their money on dipshit
movies or video games. Reading is becoming a lost art. . .
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Reading isn't an art, dumbass.
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It's true. The ability to make a great painting is art. The ability to see it is not. Reading and writing work the same way.
Submitted by celine (user info) at 2005-12-12 14:56:28 EST (#)
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Y HALO THAR BUTTSECKS
Submitted by Bizdorph (user info) at 2005-12-12 14:49:22 EST (#)
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Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-12-12 08:45:27 (#)
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ATTN GHEY MENZ
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-12-12 14:14:20 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-12-12 08:45:27 EST (#)
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ATTN GHEY MENZ
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-12-12 03:58:05 EST (#)
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Is there a point to this post?
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-12-11 17:30:10 EST (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-12-11 15:22:26 (#)
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Submitted by jimmiss (user info) at 2005-12-11 15:09:09 (#)
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Nate, rich people are dumb too man. The older I get the more I realize that the amount of cash a person has on hand doesn't have the much to do with their intelligence. According to guiness, or some other resource I read, the man in american with the highest recorded IQ worked basic labor jobs his whole life. Plus most great authors have been poor, can you explain that?
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The authors are poor because most illiterate pricks spend their money on dipshit
movies or video games. Reading is becoming a lost art. . .
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Reading isn't an art, dumbass.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-12-11 15:22:26 EST (#)
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Submitted by jimmiss (user info) at 2005-12-11 15:09:09 (#)
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Nate, rich people are dumb too man. The older I get the more I realize that the amount of cash a person has on hand doesn't have the much to do with their intelligence. According to guiness, or some other resource I read, the man in american with the highest recorded IQ worked basic labor jobs his whole life. Plus most great authors have been poor, can you explain that?
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The authors are poor because most illiterate pricks spend their money on dipshit
movies or video games. Reading is becoming a lost art. . .
Submitted by jimmiss (user info) at 2005-12-11 15:09:09 EST (#)
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Nate, rich people are dumb too man. The older I get the more I realize that the amount of cash a person has on hand doesn't have the much to do with their intelligence. According to guiness, or some other resource I read, the man in american with the highest recorded IQ worked basic labor jobs his whole life. Plus most great authors have been poor, can you explain that?
Submitted by JapanFour (user info) at 2005-12-11 14:43:58 EST (#)
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Submitted by Dante_Alighieri (user info) at 2005-12-11 13:05:37 (#)
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Have another one, dickweed.
You know what I find funny? How this doucheberry(That's not a typo) keeps saying everyone's full of shit about their income and level of education... And he has yet to make his OWN monetary information known. Why is that, nate? Are you a janitor? Are you still in middle school? Do you not have a job at all?
Prick.
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Doucheberry. That's my new favorite word.
Submitted by Mrdurden24 (user info) at 2005-12-11 14:20:41 EST (#)
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yeah, because you going to some fancy school, paid by daddy and mommy makes you a much better person then the rest of us common folk..Go fuck yourself you pompous asshole.. I hope you get cancer..then you can wipe your cancer infested ass with your college accomplishments...
Submitted by Dante_Alighieri (user info) at 2005-12-11 13:05:37 EST (#)
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Have another one, dickweed.
You know what I find funny? How this doucheberry(That's not a typo) keeps saying everyone's full of shit about their income and level of education... And he has yet to make his OWN monetary information known. Why is that, nate? Are you a janitor? Are you still in middle school? Do you not have a job at all?
Prick.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-12-11 09:57:40 EST (#)
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Submitted by crazyaardvark (user info) at 2005-12-11 08:45:20 (#)
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Age: 21
Education: First Class Honours Degree in English (finished 2 weeks ago)
Income: Sweet fuck all (part-time sales. Woo)
One day I'll have more money than Dan Brown, but my books will actually be good.
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Your opinion of Mr. Brown's books means shit. The man has had books in the
top 10 for more than a year. If you can beat that, I'll remember you. . .
Submitted by crazyaardvark (user info) at 2005-12-11 08:45:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Age: 21
Education: First Class Honours Degree in English (finished 2 weeks ago)
Income: Sweet fuck all (part-time sales. Woo)
One day I'll have more money than Dan Brown, but my books will actually be good.
Submitted by absolutzero (user info) at 2005-12-11 07:40:00 EST (#)
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age: twenty-something
highest level of education: Masters in Business Administration and Information Technology
income: 120k USD
Why do u ask ? I hope u are not with IRS or those Jihadi fuckers....
Submitted by peckerhead (user info) at 2005-12-11 01:47:56 EST (#)
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Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2005-12-10 11:33:13 (#)
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education has very little to do with intelligence.
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"When I think back to all the crap I learned in high school... it's a wonder I can think at all..."
-Paul Simon
This post was a mistake; a giddy notion at best. It's a real shame that NON-posts like these push legitimate posts -- ones which writers and authors put thought and energy into -- off the front page. I could prove you wrong on all counts if I felt any need or desire to do so. I will forget you -- and this silly post in less than 30 minutes. Bye bye.
Submitted by Oleannder (user info) at 2005-12-10 13:51:27 EST (#)
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Wow. That was truly insightful.
Could you be even more of a prick? Wanna try?
Submitted by Iago (user info) at 2005-12-10 13:38:26 EST (#)
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Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2005-12-10 11:33:13 (#)
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education has very little to do with intelligence.
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The only people i have ever heard say that are the stoner fuckups on my degree that are constantly failing. Its such balls.
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2005-12-10 11:33:13 EST (#)
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education has very little to do with intelligence.
Submitted by Bizantine (user info) at 2005-12-10 10:43:19 EST (#)
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best post ever?
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-12-09 21:07:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
My asshole smells like cinnamon. We could make
good shit together. . .
Submitted by Barnymeinhoff (user info) at 2005-12-09 20:07:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
My penis smells like apples
Submitted by Iago (user info) at 2005-12-09 19:57:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Who needs ejukashon when my parents are loaded?
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-12-09 19:48:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I cannot perpetuate the farce any longer. I only made
it through the seventh grade, and that took four attempts.
I have no degrees other than 98.6F. My income is $6.25
per hour, whatever that equates to per annum. My intrinsic
lack of knowledge in the intellectual realm is exceeded only
by my myopic disdain of nate the rat-boy shit poster. . .
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2005-12-09 18:05:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Another troll makes most heated. Congrats.
It's interesting that you rarely capitalize or proofread, yet you capitalize "I" without fail. One can almost taste the self-importance.
The reviews always make these posts (<GASP> You're not the first to try this) worthwhile. Orgasmo is fast becoming one of my favorite reviewers.
Submitted by EatMeCompletely (user info) at 2005-12-09 17:33:07 EST (#)
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Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-12-08 19:39:12 (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-12-08 19:34:51 (#)
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It's times like these that I think back to what my grandfather used to say a lot before he died: "Gasm, he'd say," (he called me Gasm) "I believe I was born in the wrong time. Sure, I had a chance to serve my country in Korea and watch America mature into the country that it is today, but my heart was never really in tune with the times, you know? I wish I had been a caliph in India, or a Templar Knight protecting the faith in Darkest Europe. Perhaps even a coachman in the Old West, ferrying heads of state to and from the most dangerous reaches of places where the Old Law still held sway. I think of this, and it saddens me. What have I done with my time? I have bakers hands, Gasm. Does the world really need another baker?"
He'd take a slow drag off of his hand-rolled cigarette and recline. And then - and this was always the same - he'd say, "Bakers are only good for one thing: kneading dough. You have baker blood in you, mark me. Make the most of it and marry a woman with a little extra'n the side, so you can knead the night away. Your Gramma still squeals when I tickle her dough with my rolling pin. Goddamn that woman can get as wet as a fishtank sometimes. Women only get better with age, Gasm. Remember I said that."
Then he'd put his thumb in his mouth, pretend he was blowing, and cut loose an old, dusty fart ripe with a bouquet of salmon steaks, snap beans and blood.
And then he'd laugh. Oh, my stars, how he'd laugh.
Even though I knew it was coming, it'd always take me off guard. And so I'd invariable inhale some of it, through my mouth and nose.
The memory of the taste of my grandfather's asshole in aerosol form is something that I will keep with me for the rest of my days.
Reading this post brought that memory back, and for that, I thank you.
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That has got to be the greatest review of all time.
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
The only reason this is deserving of a zero, I might add.
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-12-09 16:44:48 EST (#)
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PFF
Submitted by Kirbage (user info) at 2005-12-09 16:33:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Small penis, no doubt.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2005-12-09 16:26:45 EST (#)
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Submitted by bart (user info) at 2005-12-08 18:59:05 (#)
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You're so rebellious and interesting. Fuckhead.
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HAHAHAHA
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2005-12-09 16:14:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
income: lowest 30% percentile
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you don't need the percentile there, sir. it's repetitiousiousiousiousious. therefore, i've one-upped you, and now we begin the sacred dance of the night hawks! en garde!
Submitted by Adereterial (user info) at 2005-12-09 16:11:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
age: twenty-something
highest level of education: BA, MA and current PhD student.
income: £50.00 pa - the piddlyingly small amount of money the Students Union pay me to sit on a very boring committee to fill up the numbers.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-12-09 15:57:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
OOOH OOOH ME. I AM 29.
i HAVE ALMOST FINISHED MY MA. LOOK AT ME!
Submitted by stardamage (user info) at 2005-12-09 15:46:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
BigMike's comment almost made me piss myself laughing.
And don't you know it's the height of rudeness to inquire about another person's education or income? Tut tut.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2005-12-09 14:31:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I can't help be feed the alter.
Damn.
Get out and die.
Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2005-12-09 14:19:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I love these kind of posts, the replies are pure entertainment.
Submitted by Foonbo (user info) at 2005-12-09 13:24:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Well, we've been nailed. Everybody scatter like cockroaches at the flip of the light switch!!!
Submitted by Norman (user info) at 2005-12-09 13:04:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Not really sure what's worse:
(a) the troll who wrote this, or
(b) the pathetic people who get all riled up by this post and state their incomes and education.
Submitted by erosion_rules (user info) at 2005-12-09 12:25:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Dude, I bet you're under 5'5". This is what a Napolean complex does to people. You probably drive a Camaro, too.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2005-12-09 12:18:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
You're one of those guys who wears his hat backwards because they think it's cool aren't you?
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2005-12-09 12:16:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Why is this on most heated? Goddammit.
This is my portrait of average uber users.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/71474
Fuck you all, I say!
Submitted by krissi (user info) at 2005-12-09 12:10:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-12-09 06:56:45 (#)
Ranking: -2
Most people on Uber are pretentious and arrogant faggots like you. Difference is that when they do it it's cute.
Submitted by RamJetMax (user info) at 2005-12-09 11:41:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Do you know why I love the USA? Because I can sit on my butt for 30 hours a week and make $100k plus a year.
Submitted by JackalFett (user info) at 2005-12-09 10:20:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
age: twenty-something > true
highest level of education: SOME highschool >highschool diploma, although if I were smart like my friends I'd have gone to college in stead of the military, and then I'd have graduated by now, but I'm starting next fall semester fulltime student so all's well that ends well I guess
income: lowest 30% percentile >less than 25 k a year thanks to that penny pinching ass clown uncle sam, and if thats not enough he taxes my ass on top of it. It's even worse if you came from a state that still taxes military folks. Oh well 6 more months and it'll be behind me.
oh and you're acting like a pretentious ass. If you're so much better than all of us go cure AIDS already and stop posting here.
Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2005-12-09 10:14:32 EST (#)
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I guess this is what's known as the "it must be them, not me" rationale.
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2005-12-09 10:11:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Well, I don't know who peed in your cornflakes, but your assumption is for shit.
age: twenty-something
Nope, actually I'm closer to 40 (egads!)
highest level of education: SOME highschool
Not even close, you cretin. I done got collage learnin, sho' nuff.
income: lowest 30% percentile
I'm firmly in the middle class, getting fucked from both ends by the government, thank you very much.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-12-09 09:57:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
age: twenty-something -> Yup
highest level of education: SOME highschool -> College grad, computer science
income: lowest 30% percentile -> Heh. If that's the case, everyone in this country is doing quite well.
rating: -2 -> Yup
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-12-09 08:47:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh, and "suck me, beautiful."
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-12-09 08:43:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by SiskelandFatboy (user info) at 2005-12-09 08:34:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2005-12-09 06:52:45 (#)
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Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-12-08 19:39:12 (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-12-08 19:34:51 (#)
Ranking: -2
It's times like these that I think back to what my grandfather used to say a lot before he died: "Gasm, he'd say," (he called me Gasm) "I believe I was born in the wrong time. Sure, I had a chance to serve my country in Korea and watch America mature into the country that it is today, but my heart was never really in tune with the times, you know? I wish I had been a caliph in India, or a Templar Knight protecting the faith in Darkest Europe. Perhaps even a coachman in the Old West, ferrying heads of state to and from the most dangerous reaches of places where the Old Law still held sway. I think of this, and it saddens me. What have I done with my time? I have bakers hands, Gasm. Does the world really need another baker?"
He'd take a slow drag off of his hand-rolled cigarette and recline. And then - and this was always the same - he'd say, "Bakers are only good for one thing: kneading dough. You have baker blood in you, mark me. Make the most of it and marry a woman with a little extra'n the side, so you can knead the night away. Your Gramma still squeals when I tickle her dough with my rolling pin. Goddamn that woman can get as wet as a fishtank sometimes. Women only get better with age, Gasm. Remember I said that."
Then he'd put his thumb in his mouth, pretend he was blowing, and cut loose an old, dusty fart ripe with a bouquet of salmon steaks, snap beans and blood.
And then he'd laugh. Oh, my stars, how he'd laugh.
Even though I knew it was coming, it'd always take me off guard. And so I'd invariable inhale some of it, through my mouth and nose.
The memory of the taste of my grandfather's asshole in aerosol form is something that I will keep with me for the rest of my days.
Reading this post brought that memory back, and for that, I thank you.
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That has got to be the greatest review of all time.
Submitted by supervixen (user info) at 2005-12-09 08:30:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I am not going to claim a high wage, I actually only earn about 25K a year but that's because I'm busy studying a BA in Criminology and Criminal Justice.
I have no anger or hatred towards you, only sympathy. It must be hard for you to live a normal life with that penis on your forehead.
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2005-12-09 07:44:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I gots me some kolledge.
I gots me a Bash...err Batche....err single guys degree. Of Seance, I think. It's one a them there bidnez degrees. Got it back in '83. Boy them kraker jax sure was good that day.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-12-09 07:42:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by nate (user info) at 2005-12-08 22:13:30 (#)
Ranking: 0
lol, colleges across the world are already well into cutting electronics and electrical engineering degrees from their curriculums.
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That's because all the liberals that doged the draft and went to college during the Vietnam War are now professors and college deans. That's why it' s nearly impossible to find a decent, conservative education anymore.
As for your analysis of the "average user" I'm not sure it applies. Judging by the amount of time people are on here, it would speak for the fact that they could at least afford a computer and internet service, along with having a job that allows them consistent access to a computer-not normally associated with your average "bottom 30%".
The reason you think everyone on here is an asshole is because nobody likes you, because you shit on everyone and back that up with a group of posts that are fucking worthless. It's fine if you don't find things funny or well-written, but to troll around trying deliberately to piss people off is going to get you a lot of hate.
Sure, sure, you don't care, you're too cool for school. But I think you do care, or you wouldn't have wasted the time posting this scathing little in-depth analysis of the uberuser with all that spite and malice in your heart.
Summary: stop being such a fucking shitheaded little troll and people won't fuck with you.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-09 07:32:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
This is the average uberuser
http://stuff.ubersite.com/1124509709430712432/1/JeffreyWellman.jpg
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-09 07:28:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I think he's pretty spot on with his analysis.
I, for one, am still in the third grade.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-12-09 07:16:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2005-12-09 06:49:50 (#)
Ranking: -2
Let's start with the lack of capitalization and a verb in the title of this post; it's "Is any one educated?", or, more specifically, "Is anyone on Ubersite educated?" since clearly someone somewhere is educated.
Let's continue with the first sentence; a) unrelated sentence fragents should not be connected by a comma; it's "...and made a few more. I'm going to make...", b) Statements do not end with a colon. Use a period or semicolon. It's "...average Ubersite poster;" or "...average Ubersite poster. Here are those assumptions:"
Let's go further with the table; a)no capitalization, b) it's "High School", c) it's "30th percentile" or "30%"
Let's move on to the penultimate sentence; a) all college degrees are useful to some extent, so you should explain your context when making judgemental statements, b) it's "a Master's", c) it's "a PhD".
And the final sentence; a) if you are interested in watching, it's "It is interesting to watch..." (although if for some reason you believe it is interesting for others to watch you, then your wording is correct), b) a group of idiots is not called a 'site' (What is it called? That's another whole post.), thus "a site of idiots" is meaningless.
Since I didn't even minor in English and I found all these mistakes in your post, I'd be interested in seeing what some of the real writers on this site make of it.
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Skrap, You summed it up very well.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-12-09 06:56:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Most people on Uber are pretentious and arrogant faggots like you. Difference is that when they do it it's cute.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2005-12-09 06:52:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-12-08 19:39:12 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-12-08 19:34:51 (#)
Ranking: -2
It's times like these that I think back to what my grandfather used to say a lot before he died: "Gasm, he'd say," (he called me Gasm) "I believe I was born in the wrong time. Sure, I had a chance to serve my country in Korea and watch America mature into the country that it is today, but my heart was never really in tune with the times, you know? I wish I had been a caliph in India, or a Templar Knight protecting the faith in Darkest Europe. Perhaps even a coachman in the Old West, ferrying heads of state to and from the most dangerous reaches of places where the Old Law still held sway. I think of this, and it saddens me. What have I done with my time? I have bakers hands, Gasm. Does the world really need another baker?"
He'd take a slow drag off of his hand-rolled cigarette and recline. And then - and this was always the same - he'd say, "Bakers are only good for one thing: kneading dough. You have baker blood in you, mark me. Make the most of it and marry a woman with a little extra'n the side, so you can knead the night away. Your Gramma still squeals when I tickle her dough with my rolling pin. Goddamn that woman can get as wet as a fishtank sometimes. Women only get better with age, Gasm. Remember I said that."
Then he'd put his thumb in his mouth, pretend he was blowing, and cut loose an old, dusty fart ripe with a bouquet of salmon steaks, snap beans and blood.
And then he'd laugh. Oh, my stars, how he'd laugh.
Even though I knew it was coming, it'd always take me off guard. And so I'd invariable inhale some of it, through my mouth and nose.
The memory of the taste of my grandfather's asshole in aerosol form is something that I will keep with me for the rest of my days.
Reading this post brought that memory back, and for that, I thank you.
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That has got to be the greatest review of all time.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2005-12-09 06:49:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Let's start with the lack of capitalization and a verb in the title of this post; it's "Is any one educated?", or, more specifically, "Is anyone on Ubersite educated?" since clearly someone somewhere is educated.
Let's continue with the first sentence; a) unrelated sentence fragents should not be connected by a comma; it's "...and made a few more. I'm going to make...", b) Statements do not end with a colon. Use a period or semicolon. It's "...average Ubersite poster;" or "...average Ubersite poster. Here are those assumptions:"
Let's go further with the table; a)no capitalization, b) it's "High School", c) it's "30th percentile" or "30%"
Let's move on to the penultimate sentence; a) all college degrees are useful to some extent, so you should explain your context when making judgemental statements, b) it's "a Master's", c) it's "a PhD".
And the final sentence; a) if you are interested in watching, it's "It is interesting to watch..." (although if for some reason you believe it is interesting for others to watch you, then your wording is correct), b) a group of idiots is not called a 'site' (What is it called? That's another whole post.), thus "a site of idiots" is meaningless.
Since I didn't even minor in English and I found all these mistakes in your post, I'd be interested in seeing what some of the real writers on this site make of it.
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2005-12-09 05:51:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
My whole phd is based solely on the content of Ubersite.
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2005-12-09 03:46:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
OMG! It's teh brain!
Submitted by fried-green-potatoes (user info) at 2005-12-09 00:07:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I thought this worked out rather well.
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2005-12-08 23:22:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck you.
Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2005-12-08 23:19:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You know, I'm going to college right now.
But the funny thing is, I bet I could beat your ass into the ground and steal your money.
How's that education now, douchebag? Huh?
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-12-08 22:52:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
hahahahha
This asshole thinks Linguistics is an electrical degree.
hahahahahhahaha
hahahahah
oh the irony
Submitted by dangerdude (user info) at 2005-12-08 22:51:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hehehehe, look what iiiiiiii found.
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One night a man had a dream.
He dreamed he was walking along the beach with the Lord.
Scenes from his life flashed across the sky
and he noticed two sets of footprints in the sand,
one belonging to him and the other to the Lord.
When the last scene of his life had flashed before him,
he recalled that at the lowest and saddest times of his life
there was only one set of footprints.
Dismayed, he asked, "Lord, you said that once I decided to follow you,
you'd walk with me all the way.
I don't understand why, when I needed you most,
you would leave me."
The Lord replied, "My precious child.
I love you and I would never leave you.
During your times of trial and suffering
when you saw only one set of footprints...
That was when I hovered. Wooshwooshjjjjshhsjjjjjssshhhhhhh"
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Hahahahaha. I've seen better poetry on Myspace.
Submitted by dangerdude (user info) at 2005-12-08 22:47:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-12-08 19:34:51 (#)
Ranking: -2
It's times like these that I think back to what my grandfather used to say a lot before he died: "Gasm, he'd say," (he called me Gasm) "I believe I was born in the wrong time. Sure, I had a chance to serve my country in Korea and watch America mature into the country that it is today, but my heart was never really in tune with the times, you know? I wish I had been a caliph in India, or a Templar Knight protecting the faith in Darkest Europe. Perhaps even a coachman in the Old West, ferrying heads of state to and from the most dangerous reaches of places where the Old Law still held sway. I think of this, and it saddens me. What have I done with my time? I have bakers hands, Gasm. Does the world really need another baker?"
He'd take a slow drag off of his hand-rolled cigarette and recline. And then - and this was always the same - he'd say, "Bakers are only good for one thing: kneading dough. You have baker blood in you, mark me. Make the most of it and marry a woman with a little extra'n the side, so you can knead the night away. Your Gramma still squeals when I tickle her dough with my rolling pin. Goddamn that woman can get as wet as a fishtank sometimes. Women only get better with age, Gasm. Remember I said that."
Then he'd put his thumb in his mouth, pretend he was blowing, and cut loose an old, dusty fart ripe with a bouquet of salmon steaks, snap beans and blood.
And then he'd laugh. Oh, my stars, how he'd laugh.
Even though I knew it was coming, it'd always take me off guard. And so I'd invariable inhale some of it, through my mouth and nose.
The memory of the taste of my grandfather's asshole in aerosol form is something that I will keep with me for the rest of my days.
Reading this post brought that memory back, and for that, I thank you.
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See, It's reviews and posts like these that make uber rock so hard. Thank you Ubersite, I love you!
Oh, and Nate, (I capitalized for you) you're a douchebag.
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2005-12-08 22:42:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You're probably an alter, and you're doing your job of riling everyone up pretty damn well, I have to say. But, on the offchance you aren't, what, pray tell, are your educational and monetary statistics? C'mon, don't be shy. I'm 18, a freshman in college, majoring in mechanical engineering with an English minor. My income is about $6,000/year, from summer jobs and an online business I started with a couple friends. So, once again, please let us all know: what makes you better than all of us? Is it your obvious musical talent? Is it your stunning wit? Is it your literary prowess? Your knowledge of grammar? Seriously, I'm curious now. Let's hear it.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-12-08 22:39:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Wow. You suck small peeni.
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2005-12-08 22:31:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
as a matter of fact, my good man, we have an ICE DISPENSING REFRIDGERATOR
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2005-12-08 22:25:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
It is sort of interesting watching a site of idiots who think they are smart or funny.
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What's more interesting is watching a pre-teen who can't play guitar post shitty recordings and then retaliate by blaming his failures on the "idiocy" of the people whose ears have been ruined by his music.
In fact, you aren't too far off. I'm 18, the highest school I've graduated from is high school, and my income is nil. However, what you neglected to consider is that I'm also a freshman in college, working on a Biomedical Engineering degree (not too useless, eh?). I am OH so sure that my status pales when compared to YOUR situation. Let's see...you are in a failure "band" of "musicians" like you who are "hardcore" like Green Day, Limp Bizkit and Raffi, no?
I seem to recall saying once that I wouldn't -2 DIE a recording by a learning musician. Hell, I even said it again, though the second time, I warned you that you're wearing on us. You have officially pushed it too fucking far.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2005-12-08 22:18:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
eat shit
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-12-08 22:16:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hahahaha, you're either on crack or living in a fantasy world. You'll fit in just fine here.
Submitted by nate (user info) at 2005-12-08 22:13:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
lol, colleges across the world are already well into cutting electronics and electrical engineering degrees from their curriculums. The job descriptions in that industry are also changing so that only the skillset you've accumulated from working will count, if the degree is a prerequisite you will miss out on any job you go for starting in about five years, so congratulations on being the proud owner of an obsolete degree
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-12-08 22:06:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm unqualified, uneducated and underpaid.
But at least I'm smart enough not to get roiled up by this crap. Unlike many uberers it seems.
This was crap. -2.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-12-08 22:06:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Let's see... yep, I'm 20-something... I have a college degree but I wouldn't call it useful (linguistics)... and I make very little money. Wow, you're good. What was your point again?
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-12-08 22:05:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
hahahaha
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-12-08 22:05:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Phased out? What are you typing on as we speak? Am I telling lies?
Not a chance, you worthless piece of shit. . .
Submitted by nate (user info) at 2005-12-08 22:01:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
anything I say you will just respond with more lies. Electronics industry is being phased out anyway, even if by some small chance you aren't lying.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-12-08 21:57:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
My Electronics degree yields more money per year than you make in three, fuckeater.
Your ego is bigger than your cock, which isn't hard, since you are the smallest dickbrain
on the site. Show me some comebacks worthy of my abilities, asshole..
What? You can't do that? I knew it. . .
Submitted by nate (user info) at 2005-12-08 21:52:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
ha. here I was thinking you were a bunch of idiots with low wages and poor educations, but you've all shown me. Instead of a lowly 30th percentile wage, you've all got 95th percentile wages. Dozens of people, all with such high wages, either something statistically impossible has occurred or you are a bunch of fucking liars. The answer is you are liars.
I also put in the qualified "useful" when asking about college degrees. Communication, english, criminal justice. They are token degrees people get so they can seem smart. These degrees don't take effort or intelligence to achieve. And contrary to what you are trying to make either me, this site or yourself believe, they don't land you 100k per annum jobs. You are a bunch of deadbeats, uneducated, poor deadbeats
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2005-12-08 21:42:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-12-08 21:25:12 (#)
Ranking: -2
Nate, did you pass out? C'mon back, dipshit!!
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I was really looking forward to Nate trying to defend himself. Guess he went home and tried to crawl back into his mother's vagina. Shouldn't be that hard.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-12-08 21:35:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
turdburglar indeed
Submitted by Dante_Alighieri (user info) at 2005-12-08 21:32:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
One more thing: This post is fully deserving of Carlos Mencia's "Dee-dee-dee."
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-12-08 21:25:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Nate, did you pass out? C'mon back, dipshit!!
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-12-08 21:23:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Nate. you ignorant slut. You intimate that you are more educated and more intelligent
than we. Not a chance, fuckboy. Any time you wish to engage in reparte', just come
on down. Money? I make 120,000K from my main job, + about 35K from part-time teaching
English classes. Beat that, you ignorant fuckwad!!
Submitted by Dante_Alighieri (user info) at 2005-12-08 21:15:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
It's also funny to -2 some douchebag who thinks that badmouthing people on the internet makes him hardcore.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-12-08 21:03:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-12-08 21:00:05 (#)
Ranking: 0
age: 35
highest level of education: Masters, working on a Ph.D.
income: no one's business.
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C'mon, sweety, we wants ta know how much ya got ta spend
on buyin' a twelve inch pecker. (like anyone here has one) HEH!
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-12-08 21:00:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
age: 35
highest level of education: Masters, working on a Ph.D.
income: no one's business.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-12-08 20:59:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
My degrees are in Electronics and English. Big fucking whoop.
Nate, you are worse than the slime on Shlongy's nuts, disgusting
as that may be... Sorry, Shlong, but it's true. . .
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-12-08 20:54:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I came up with that same diagnosis only my degrees are in Communications. Interesting.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-12-08 20:50:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Age: 28
Education: B.S. '99 in Computer Info Systems, M.A. '04 in Counseling
Salary: $78K/year, not counting benefits
Diagnosis of nate: shit for brains
Submitted by Blinkish (user info) at 2005-12-08 20:47:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This is coming from the idiot who thinks "Behind Blue Eyes" was a creation of Fred Durst. Wow, you amaze me with your wit. Woo.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-12-08 20:43:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Nate, you are a fuckfaced fuckstick. You wrote this to piss off Uber, and
you succeeded. You suck seed,as well. I have more degrees than a thermometer,
but that isn't the point. The real point is, I can outwrite, outedit, outfuck,
outanything you at EVERYTHING!! You are a condescending, supercilious,
intransigent, self-centered prick, and those are only your good points.
Why would you try to piss off the majority of people here? Do you actually
think you are that intelligent? Well, fuckass, I'm here to tell you once again
I can outdo you at ANYTHING!! Wanna test my English skills, fuckhead?
Gimme your best shot, you undereducated cocksucker! Go for it!!!!!!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-12-08 20:21:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I just did some quick calculations and have determined that I have more degrees than you have balls, and girlfriends. Combined.
Submitted by Ferretnose (user info) at 2005-12-08 20:15:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Confucius say: Use those talents that you posess, for the woods would be a very dull and silent place if no birds sang except for the best.
Plus, quit being such a butthole.
Submitted by prozacaddict (user info) at 2005-12-08 20:10:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by nate (user info) at 2005-12-08 19:16:53 (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm not saying I rate on people's wage, I'm saying it is apparent what their wage and education is based on their posts
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I think its clearly evident where you sit.
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2005-12-08 20:01:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by nate (user info) at 2005-12-08 19:26:45 (#)
Ranking: 0
difference is I don't care what you think
for some reason everyone seems to care so much about what I have to say. How low must all your self esteems be if an anonymous comment by a random internet stranger can sway you. Low self worth must go hand in hand with low wage and low education
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Okay, well, where to start with THIS little gem. I've got some news for you, buddy; we here at Ubersite don't REALLY care what you have to say. No, seriously. We don't. The thing is, the people on this site have put up with a LOT of people like you over the years. People who come in here, putting themselves above everyone else and generally making a nuisance of themselves. The buzz word would be "troll."
These people are always met with hostility. See, you THINK we care, because people have lined up around the block to insult you. The fact is, you're just another troll on a site FILLED with trolls. We will all insult your intelligence (because education does NOT equal intelligence), grammer and whatever else we feel like insulting, then we'll toss you out the door for the wolves, all the while singing the "-2DIE" song.
If you still don't get it, we don't care what you have to say. We don't care if you're still here at the end of the day. This is the internet, idiot. Most of us (about 99.9% of us) don't care if you get hit by a car on the way home from work or school. We don't have to. I'll add that that extra 1% that DOES care...that's you. Now please stop wasting our time with this shit.
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2005-12-08 19:50:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I actually make 75,000 a year. But you're right. I have
limited University experience to the tune of 2 years.
Still make more than you at the end of the day.
And my wife is a hot yoga instructor...
Bitch.
Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2005-12-08 19:50:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You obviously werent breast fed as a baby, you poor little tacker.
Submitted by ThatOneGirl (user info) at 2005-12-08 19:50:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I think I'm going to go cry myself to sleep now with my poor self esteem. Yes, an internet stranger has made me feel like I am a poor, uneducated slut. Gosh, I'm going to go slit my wrists in the bathtub. Which I don't have... because I'm poor and uneducated, remember?
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-12-08 19:48:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by nate (user info) at 2005-12-08 19:26:45 (#)
Ranking: 0
difference is I don't care what you think
for some reason everyone seems to care so much about what I have to say. How low must all your self esteems be if an anonymous comment by a random internet stranger can sway you. Low self worth must go hand in hand with low wage and low education
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"Self esteems," eh?
What's that? "Educated," you say?
Also, I'm pretty sure a sentence usually begins with a capital letter and ends in some kind of punctuation, such as a period.
I lernt that in kindiegarden!!!! YAY!!!
Oh noes! I'm underedumacated!
By the way...we're not 'swayed' by you. We've been putting up with worthlessness like this for ages. Actually, you don't realize it, but you're filling a very important uber niche: the universally hated troll who can't express himself but seems to think he's somehow better than everyone else.
Thanks for being here for us. It gives us a sense of community in a common enemy.
Submitted by BananaPhone (user info) at 2005-12-08 19:41:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Damn. I had to review after Orgasmatron.
Now look how shitty my review looks.
Submitted by BananaPhone (user info) at 2005-12-08 19:39:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by nate (user info) at 2005-12-08 19:26:45 (#)
Ranking: 0
difference is I don't care what you think
for some reason everyone seems to care so much about what I have to say. How low must all your self esteems be if an anonymous comment by a random internet stranger can sway you. Low self worth must go hand in hand with low wage and low education
So let me get this straight. You posted an anonymous comment by a random internet stranger (that's you, twatsmear) in an attempt to tell us that we shouldn't care about anonymous comments by random internet strangers. OF COURSE WE'LL NOTICE, IF NOT CARE ABOUT WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY. THAT'S THE POINT OF AN INTERNET FORUM, DIPSHIT. But, if it turns out you have nothing to say, then shut up.
I hate to state the obvious, but uh....die?
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-12-08 19:39:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-12-08 19:34:51 (#)
Ranking: -2
It's times like these that I think back to what my grandfather used to say a lot before he died: "Gasm, he'd say," (he called me Gasm) "I believe I was born in the wrong time. Sure, I had a chance to serve my country in Korea and watch America mature into the country that it is today, but my heart was never really in tune with the times, you know? I wish I had been a caliph in India, or a Templar Knight protecting the faith in Darkest Europe. Perhaps even a coachman in the Old West, ferrying heads of state to and from the most dangerous reaches of places where the Old Law still held sway. I think of this, and it saddens me. What have I done with my time? I have bakers hands, Gasm. Does the world really need another baker?"
He'd take a slow drag off of his hand-rolled cigarette and recline. And then - and this was always the same - he'd say, "Bakers are only good for one thing: kneading dough. You have baker blood in you, mark me. Make the most of it and marry a woman with a little extra'n the side, so you can knead the night away. Your Gramma still squeals when I tickle her dough with my rolling pin. Goddamn that woman can get as wet as a fishtank sometimes. Women only get better with age, Gasm. Remember I said that."
Then he'd put his thumb in his mouth, pretend he was blowing, and cut loose an old, dusty fart ripe with a bouquet of salmon steaks, snap beans and blood.
And then he'd laugh. Oh, my stars, how he'd laugh.
Even though I knew it was coming, it'd always take me off guard. And so I'd invariable inhale some of it, through my mouth and nose.
The memory of the taste of my grandfather's asshole in aerosol form is something that I will keep with me for the rest of my days.
Reading this post brought that memory back, and for that, I thank you.
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That has got to be the greatest review of all time.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-12-08 19:34:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
It's times like these that I think back to what my grandfather used to say a lot before he died: "Gasm, he'd say," (he called me Gasm) "I believe I was born in the wrong time. Sure, I had a chance to serve my country in Korea and watch America mature into the country that it is today, but my heart was never really in tune with the times, you know? I wish I had been a caliph in India, or a Templar Knight protecting the faith in Darkest Europe. Perhaps even a coachman in the Old West, ferrying heads of state to and from the most dangerous reaches of places where the Old Law still held sway. I think of this, and it saddens me. What have I done with my time? I have bakers hands, Gasm. Does the world really need another baker?"
He'd take a slow drag off of his hand-rolled cigarette and recline. And then - and this was always the same - he'd say, "Bakers are only good for one thing: kneading dough. You have baker blood in you, mark me. Make the most of it and marry a woman with a little extra'n the side, so you can knead the night away. Your Gramma still squeals when I tickle her dough with my rolling pin. Goddamn that woman can get as wet as a fishtank sometimes. Women only get better with age, Gasm. Remember I said that."
Then he'd put his thumb in his mouth, pretend he was blowing, and cut loose an old, dusty fart ripe with a bouquet of salmon steaks, snap beans and blood.
And then he'd laugh. Oh, my stars, how he'd laugh.
Even though I knew it was coming, it'd always take me off guard. And so I'd invariable inhale some of it, through my mouth and nose.
The memory of the taste of my grandfather's asshole in aerosol form is something that I will keep with me for the rest of my days.
Reading this post brought that memory back, and for that, I thank you.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-12-08 19:33:24 EST (#)
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Submitted by nate (user info) at 2005-12-08 19:26:45 (#)
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difference is I don't care what you think
for some reason everyone seems to care so much about what I have to say.
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I don't care what you think either - I just enjoy taking shots at your feeble attempt to make heat.
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Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2005-12-08 19:30:41 EST (#)
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Guess what "nate"? You are bringing down the average.
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-12-08 19:30:26 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-12-08 19:30:15 EST (#)
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somebody set up us the bomb.
Submitted by nate (user info) at 2005-12-08 19:26:45 EST (#)
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difference is I don't care what you think
for some reason everyone seems to care so much about what I have to say. How low must all your self esteems be if an anonymous comment by a random internet stranger can sway you. Low self worth must go hand in hand with low wage and low education
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-12-08 19:19:08 EST (#)
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Because you display your wit and humor so WELL!
Glass houses, my friend.
Submitted by nate (user info) at 2005-12-08 19:16:53 EST (#)
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I'm not saying I rate on people's wage, I'm saying it is apparent what their wage and education is based on their posts
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2005-12-08 19:13:14 EST (#)
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Oh please. If someone writes something funny or interesting, i'm gonna +2 it regardless of their education or wage level. Uber is a great leveller, the 'ohh, I earn X grand a year more than you' argument seems somewhat unnecessary.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-12-08 19:12:37 EST (#)
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Right on.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-12-08 19:12:05 EST (#)
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aha, here's is the source that nate has used as source material, hmm, perhaps he may be on to something.
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?user_id=2127
Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2005-12-08 19:07:29 EST (#)
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The_Last_Prophet you're an alter, right? Seriously though...
Am I missing something here?
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-12-08 19:06:17 EST (#)
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OH NOES HE TRICKED ME AND I CLICKED ON HIS POST AND NOW I HAVE TEH GHEY
<WEEPS MOIST TEARS OF ANTI-INTELLECTUALISM>
Submitted by nate (user info) at 2005-12-08 19:05:51 EST (#)
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come on people. obviously you aren't going to admit to yourself you are an uneducated, poor idiot, much less me or anyone else on this site, your angry replies just stand testament to the fact you know you are losers on at least one subconscious level
Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2005-12-08 19:04:05 EST (#)
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SRRy, I meant MOIST!
cunt.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-12-08 19:03:39 EST (#)
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I'm guessing a major inferiority complex, here.
That or you're a shitty alter.
Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2005-12-08 19:03:02 EST (#)
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you're obveeus intillektual supoerioority mkses me MOEST! TUCH MIE TRALALA!
Submitted by The_Last_Prophet (user info) at 2005-12-08 19:02:47 EST (#)
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Calm down! They're all just having fun...
My Information:
Sex: Male
Age: 22-years-Old
Income: $95K/annum
Education:--Associates--Information Systems Management (Community College of the Air Force)
------------Bachelors--Criminal Justice (University of Maryland University College Abroad)
I'd say for my age group, I'm living well. Although you may be older than I am, and my have more education than I do. Give me some time, I'll get there.
Submitted by Serretus (user info) at 2005-12-08 19:02:43 EST (#)
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Coming from someone who probably thinks the epitamy of a post would be his "if you read this post you are gay," I wouldnt really trust these estimations.
Submitted by thechairnamedgod (user info) at 2005-12-08 18:59:38 EST (#)
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perhaps all the posts youve read are your own
Submitted by nate (user info) at 2005-12-08 18:59:15 EST (#)
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Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2005-12-08 18:55:41 (#)
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age: twenty-something
highest level of education: college
income: more than you
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liar
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2005-12-08 18:59:05 EST (#)
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You're so rebellious and interesting. Fuckhead.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-12-08 18:58:51 EST (#)
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I KNEW you were a genius by the way you capitalized your fake name, fuckttard.
Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2005-12-08 18:55:41 EST (#)
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age: twenty-something
highest level of education: college
income: more than you
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2005-12-08 18:55:20 EST (#)
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yes buddy.... these 1s and zeros are costing me
Submitted by punkerrjess (user info) at 2005-12-08 18:54:37 EST (#)
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-2 DIE
Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2005-12-08 18:54:28 EST (#)
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