black... or just retarded? (1264 hits)
Category: Science & EnvironmentalRating: -0.47 on 40 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by The Downward Spiral of your Mind (View user info) at 2005-12-08 21:07:30 EST
Subject:
-either mumbles incoherently or mushmouthes belligerently; displays no capacity for rational speech
-has health problems due to regular consumption of high-calorie, high-fat foods such as fried chicken, pie, candy bars, etc.
-tends to regress into alcoholism
-listens to rap music
-ingests new chemicals & drugs whenever possible; will resort to ingestion of items not intended for consumption when such substances are not immediately available(cf. keys, glue)
-is good at Olympics
-dresses slovenly
-is violent
-smokes menthol cigarettes & Swisher Sweets; failing that, smokes whatever costs the least
-steals "little" things constantly with no sense of guilt
-lacks a sense of guilt
-and shame
-WILL talk about his own excrement while in public places
-is a chronic mouth-breather
-enjoys fruit-flavored sodas
-has difficulty counting change
-displays an inability to manage financial accounts
-works well under a whip
-has an annoying laugh
-is wanting in dental hygiene; may resort to braces or gold to compensate
-leaves rubbish scattered his route(s)
-does not watch television in great doses
-increases volume of his music for neighbors' & passersby's enjoyment
-is incapable of engaging in reasonable conversation with an attractive woman
-will not admit to having masturbated. ever.
-shares a very tactile solidarity with similar people
-travels in packs
-talks during movies, particularly when at the theater
-dancing or seizure, it looks the same
-has lifestyle based on drugs
-is not known for industriosness
-is God's little joke, like midgets or AIDS
-is attracted to shiny objects
-is educated at lower level than average
-has distorted cranial structure
-LOVES marijuana
-dependent on mother or mother figure
-births illegitimate children
-rapes, largely because of a lack of sufficient mental capacity to understand the "no" means "NO"!
-requires therapy to make a decent contribution to society; failing that, requires imprisonment
-like Rain Man, usually excels at one activity (such as jumping, theft, immorality, offensiveness, drooling, keeping score, blaming others, or beating women) at the cost of low ability in other activities
-religious
-does not react well to natural disasters
-should be enslaved
User Reviews
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-11-04 08:19:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This was a bit shit, wasn't it now?
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-11-04 08:03:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
siren's preggers
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2006-11-04 07:58:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Wow, this lacked any sense of humor. If it wasn't meant to be funny, then it was pointless. Poorly done all together. You suck.
Submitted by mynameisandy (user info) at 2006-11-04 07:29:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeeeeeaaaah, nigga!
Funny shit.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-08-17 13:51:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
they are the result of anglophone enslavement
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-08-15 00:49:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
sounds like anglophones to me!
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-08-15 00:33:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
meh
Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2006-08-14 23:58:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
worse than eh.
more like peh.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-08-14 23:32:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hehehehe
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2006-02-14 02:39:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You make me laugh.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-02-14 02:17:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
no it hasn't and won't ever be 'like it was.' time to let go...
Submitted by blujnbbyqn (user info) at 2006-02-14 02:05:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I been around, here and there. I kinda took a sabbatical. Now I just pop in occasionally on the off chance things might be like I remembered. I gotta look hard for anyone I recognize. I saw your notes - thanks for caring. IM me if you get a chance.
Lotsa love,
Michelle
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-02-14 01:58:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
hey nice to see ya where ya been? yeah i know, i managed the nigh impossible by actually offending/angering uberers without the use of an alter...
Submitted by blujnbbyqn (user info) at 2006-02-14 01:48:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Sweet! You just managed to piss off dang near everyuser in here.
Do it again, do it again!
Wait, I smoke menthols you mother fucker!
Love and other indoor sports,
Michelle
Submitted by flakrock86 (user info) at 2006-02-14 00:10:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 cos you knew what it was:
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1139892412695028777#1836099
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2006-02-13 21:10:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Wow, Istaros.
Hata.
Submitted by gothica (user info) at 2006-02-12 15:50:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-12-10 10:46:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Eet mor dik.
Submitted by r1nce (user info) at 2005-12-09 18:55:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2005-12-09 11:23:47 (#)
Ranking: -2
You're just retarded, if that's what your asking.
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Why would you use "you're" properly, then completely miss it the second time? Were you just hedging your bets so that worst case, you'd only be half wrong?
Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2005-12-09 11:26:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I laughed some
Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2005-12-09 11:23:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You're just retarded, if that's what your asking.
Submitted by Iago (user info) at 2005-12-09 08:11:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
fuck herd mentality, i laughed at a few of these
Submitted by refusenik (user info) at 2005-12-09 07:57:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
amusing at times, but sometimes the line is crossed.
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-12-09 04:24:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Stereotypes are cool kids!!
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2005-12-09 03:43:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
not really
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2005-12-09 01:34:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
I'm not really sure what you were thinking.
I'm really not.
Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2005-12-09 00:42:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I mean Istaros. WTF is wrong with me. Hope I spelled it right let alone got it close.
Fuck it. No I don't. You don't even deserve this shit.
Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2005-12-09 00:40:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sorry to see everyone hates you, Insane. I thought this was awesome.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-12-08 23:46:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
All they have in Africa are dirt and zebras.
Or so the Good Book tells me.
Submitted by Beavis (user info) at 2005-12-08 23:42:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
-works well under a whip
You're talking about your mom, aren't you? Yeah your mom and I did some wierd shit together. She liked being whipped and having my cock shoved up her ass. Cum to think of it, I'm your dad! Now come to the woodshed and take your ass-raping like man, you pussy. And quit writing about black people. Your mom was fucked by tons of 'em. You should be proud.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-12-08 22:19:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You should live in a black ghetto and wander around hollering
"Yo, nigga, suck my tiny white dick."
After you do that for three weeks, call me, you stupid suckhole!!
People like you are too stupid to live, shitface. . .
Submitted by a_palindrome (user info) at 2005-12-08 21:46:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
wtf i'm not reading all that...
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2005-12-08 21:40:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
dude you don't need to tell me, i lived 3 years in Africa. all we had there was starvation, AIDS, and murderous animals.
Submitted by Dante_Alighieri (user info) at 2005-12-08 21:37:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Yes there are. They're just in denial. There should be a patch or something, "negro" is a very prevalent disease in the world.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-12-08 21:36:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i gotta shit
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2005-12-08 21:31:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
no, an attempt to piss off a black person was when a girl asked me for the two dollars in my wallet and i said 'what, so you can use it at KFC?' there aren't any black people on ubersite.
Submitted by Dante_Alighieri (user info) at 2005-12-08 21:29:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Well, I'm sure we'd all love that. But, unfortunately, this is just another lameassed attempt to piss off black people.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2005-12-08 21:27:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
racism? what racism? i used to work with retards, and now i work with black people. this is a serious study on complex social interactions, roles assigned to the individual through societal parameters such as economic status and cultural background, gender differences, neurological imprintation and development, global warming, and the true nature of pi.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-12-08 21:16:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
so much wasted potential here
Submitted by Dante_Alighieri (user info) at 2005-12-08 21:13:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm WHITE and I thought this was stupid as hell. There's no good racism anymore.
Q: What do you say when you see your TV floating around at night?
A: "Drop it, nigger!"