Battle Of The Homosexual Southern Literary Greats: Tennessee Williams Vs. Truman Capote (1041 hits)
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Submitted by That Is My Stapler (View user info) at 2005-12-08 21:58:03 EST
Announcer 1: (New Yorker Literary Critic) "Goooooood evening Faggots and Gentlemen! Welcome to the first annual Battle Of The Homosexual Southern American Literary Giants! We've got a special treat in store for you tonight, as we'll be watching the angst of Tennessee Williams go up against the genius of Truman Capote! So sit back, grab your partner's cock, and let's get REEAAADY TO RUMMMBLE!"
Annoucer 2: (Professor of American Literature, Ball State University) "That's right ladies! Tonight should be a particularly interesting match-up because these two queers are mangina personified. IMHO, these two poofters couldn't hurt a dead kid, so what will happen here tonight will either be incredibly interesting, or we'll all go home and never mention this evening again."
Announcer 1: "Ha ha, I think you're on to something there, Bill. Ok, here comes our first contender right now, TRUUUUUUUUMAAAAAN CAPOTE!!!
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Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-08-11 20:30:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Brilliant. Absolute brilliance.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-12-09 18:50:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"I have always relied on the +2s of strangers..."
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-12-09 14:30:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
How do I feel about free legal advice?
Well, frankly, I'm against it. People should have to pay for lawyers. A lot.
But if you're asking if you can run something by me, that's fine, so long as you keep in mind that what I'll most likely end up telling you to do is "get a local lawyer" because I'm only licensed in the state of Nebraska and nothing I say should EVER EVER possibly be construed as REAL legal advice in the city/State/country you live in and as long as you keep in mind that law school was a loooong time ago, and since that time I've done an EXCELLENT job of allowing myself to be pigeonholed into an EXTREMELY narrow little niche of property law that will very likely NOT lend itself to helping with whatever problem you may have.
All that being said, if you want to shoot me an e-mail, the address is Teephphah.at.gmail.com.
Yes, it IS quite original. Thanks.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-12-09 12:50:36 EST (#)
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Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-12-09 12:02:45 (#)
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Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-12-09 01:36:38 (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck I'm awesome. THIS post should win me the Pulitzer Prize. Maybe even the Nobel.
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After this, I'm inclined to agree with you. This was great.
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Thanks Teeph. How do you feel about doling out free legal advice?
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2005-12-09 12:18:19 EST (#)
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Ha ha great concept. The possibilities are endless.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-12-09 12:02:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-12-09 01:36:38 (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck I'm awesome. THIS post should win me the Pulitzer Prize. Maybe even the Nobel.
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After this, I'm inclined to agree with you. This was great.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-12-09 11:54:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"Capote" hahahahahhaha
Submitted by mtgn37 (user info) at 2005-12-09 11:49:18 EST (#)
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good stuff, but i didnt think people on this site knew about books and words and authors and stuff. just rape, sodomy, peener, tubgril, child molestation, blacks, raping a black child with your peener while making them look at tubgirl, ohh now i lost my train of thought and im horny.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-12-09 02:19:50 EST (#)
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Submitted by plastiq (user info) at 2005-12-09 02:05:40 (#)
Ranking: -2
No comment.
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Boy, you'd bes be lernin to respec yer elders roun these here parts.
Nigger.
Submitted by plastiq (user info) at 2005-12-09 02:05:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-12-09 02:00:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2005-12-09 01:56:07 (#)
Ranking: 0
The Glass Menagerie was stupid.
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Yeah, well that's just, like, your opinion, man.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2005-12-09 01:56:07 EST (#)
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The Glass Menagerie was stupid.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-12-09 01:36:56 EST (#)
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So says I.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-12-09 01:36:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck I'm awesome. THIS post should win me the Pulitzer Prize. Maybe even the Nobel.
Submitted by fried-green-potatoes (user info) at 2005-12-09 00:53:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Down goes Truman!
Down goes Truman!
Down goes Truman!
(Shit.. go to commercial!)
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2005-12-09 00:49:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I was reading this, but then my cat jumped in my lap and immediately jumped out, scratching my leg on his way down.
It hurt quite a bit.
I couldn't finish reading your post, but it seems like a good idea, so I'm still giving it a +2
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2005-12-09 00:03:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fucking great.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2005-12-08 23:46:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2005-12-08 23:38:57 EST (#)
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This was really quite funny. Bravo old chap, bravo.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-12-08 22:52:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-12-08 22:44:47 (#)
Ranking: 2
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How am I funny, like a clown? I AMUSE you? What is so funny about me? What the FUCK is so funny about me? Tell me. Tell me what's funny.
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-12-08 22:46:03 EST (#)
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Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-12-08 22:44:47 EST (#)
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Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2005-12-08 22:26:15 EST (#)
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I enjoyed this.
Submitted by a_palindrome (user info) at 2005-12-08 22:25:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by supadupapupa (user info) at 2005-12-08 22:16:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Pretty amusing, you don't think it's a little high brow for this site?
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-12-08 22:10:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
SECOND REVIEW!!!