I broke into a room at the Holiday Inn and took the biggest shit of my life ( SFW pic ) (826 hits)
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Submitted by peternorth (View user info) at 2005-12-09 11:14:40 EST
I was raging on in a hotel room with a couple of other people, and the sobering realization suddenly hit me like a fucking truck...I HAD to take a shit. Partying in a suite at a Holiday Inn is cool, but blowing up the bathroom with 10 other people there isn't.
My stomach and bladder could hardly take the pressure. I excused myself to "go get something from my car" and went down to the front desk of the hotel. I asked for a key to the room we were in because I lost mine. When the front desk person went to make a new key, I insisted that we moved rooms because the air conditioner wasn't working and we were in another room. The guy at the front desk bought the story and gave me a key to an unoccupied room.
Half running/walking I made it to the "new" room and took care of business. This shit was so fucking nasty it made my eyes water.
So anyway - that's the story and I took a picture for your viewing pleasure. The really bad part is, I didn't flush the toilet and shut the bathroom door. I'm sure someone is going to get a nice surprise when they go to take a piss in the room they just paid $189.00 for.
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Submitted by BananaPhone (user info) at 2005-12-09 15:01:54 EST (#)
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Submitted by ellsmall (user info) at 2005-12-09 13:42:29 EST (#)
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Just
shit.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-12-09 13:36:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Your lie ain't working, shitboy.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2005-12-09 12:50:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
What, no corn?
Submitted by mtgn37 (user info) at 2005-12-09 12:24:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2005-12-09 12:20:09 (#)
Ranking: 1
You're a little bitch if you can't destroy a toilet with other people outside of the bathroom. Yeah you might have shame, a conscience, or even manners, but you are still a bitch for not taking advantage of that oppurtunity to show everyone just how devastating and how much of a threat your feces really are to human health. You could have cashed in on this. Seriously.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2005-12-09 12:20:09 EST (#)
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You're a little bitch if you can't destroy a toilet with other people outside of the bathroom. Yeah you might have shame, a conscience, or even manners, but you are still a bitch for not taking advantage of that oppurtunity to show everyone just how devastating and how much of a threat your feces really are to human health. You could have cashed in on this. Seriously.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2005-12-09 12:14:02 EST (#)
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I didn't read it, because I knew the post would be the written equivalent of the subject matter of the picture.
Submitted by Cryslynn1 (user info) at 2005-12-09 12:11:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
RyuFu - Happy Birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by sinna (user info) at 2005-12-09 11:50:14 EST (#)
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Yeah, really SFW.
No one wants to know about your turd. Are you actually a retard?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-12-09 11:40:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
"Doctor! Quick! We have a man who needs your close attention,
His trauma wound won't close and it's just too fucked up to mention.
I'll warn you, Dr. Hibbert, that this man came in face down
Atop a rusty gurney, pants and undies can't be found.
Verily, I saw him first, I saw the bloody hole
I watched the bubble-blood spurt out - I thought it first his soul,
But then the man looked up at me and wailed two loud words,
His teary eyes they struck me as he shouted 'GIANT TURD!'
Collapsing, then, he fainted as the shock o'erran his frame
And quickly, thus, I covered him to spare him from the shame,
I ran him to the OR as the sheets soaked up the blood
And watched the whitewashed linens turn to brown with anal mud.
Doctor, I implore you, brace yourself before you go
This man has passed a mighty log, the size I do not know,
I pray you'll do your best for him, his colon try to save
Spare him from pooping in bags and from an early grave.
I wonder, what could cause this, what could gape an ass so wide?
Oh, Doctor, save this man from death born from his loosened hide."
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2005-12-09 11:38:40 EST (#)
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Horrible post.
But that must have hurt - and I respect that.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-12-09 11:28:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Beeeeeautiful.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-12-09 11:26:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Poo isn't supposed to look like that. Either you dropped a cake or something in the bowl and photographed it (which is a little sad really), or your arsehole is huge (broken).
Also if you only wipe your arse twice, even after something really horrible, then you smell.
Submitted by sealclubber (user info) at 2005-12-09 11:23:22 EST (#)
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by "raging on in a hotel room" I assume you mean being a raging homosexual
Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2005-12-09 11:21:36 EST (#)
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you honestly think people want to see that?
Jesus you're dumb.
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2005-12-09 11:21:30 EST (#)
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AUTO -2 BUT HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2005-12-09 11:21:30 EST (#)
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yeah a huge picture of work will really increase my boss' respect for me, totally sfw
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-12-09 11:19:59 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2005-12-09 11:19:45 EST (#)
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I wish people would stop doing camwhores.....
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2005-12-09 11:18:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
poop, literally.