Things I learned about celebrities at Disney World. (838 hits)
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Submitted by erosion_rules (View user info) at 2005-12-09 11:23:54 EST
In my time working at Disney World, as a photographer and one of those guys that runs rides, I was forced to meet a bunch of celebrities. Most of them are complete shitbags.
Phil Collins - He was the first celebrity I met, and the only celebrity I want to punch in the face for personal reasons. Let's just say he likes to chase people with a golf cart.
Paris Hilton - She turns into the Queen Bitch when you ignore her thinly veiled attempts at cock-teasery.
Ron Jeremy - Smells HORRIBLE in person, and tries to shake hands with everyone.
Eddie Murphy - One of the better ones. He was cool to me, so I got him into a few rides without being seen by anyone. And yes, he WAS planning on going through the line like everyone else.
Tommy Chong - Should be obvious. I don't think he's acting in any of his roles.
Rosie O'Donnel - Can't keep her fuckin' mouth shut for a minute. Bitch.
Ellen DeGeneres - Not funny at all unless she's in person...but one of the nicest people I have ever met, and I'm not bullshitting.
Kelly Rippa - Bitches for six hours when a drop of water falls on her. Literally.
Marie Osmond - Can't figure out a seat belt. Metal loop goes over hook, bitch. METAL LOOP OVER FUCKING HOOK.
That lady from Keeping Up Appearances - Irritating.
Bruce Campbell - Hates his Evil Dead obsessed fans. Come on assholes, look through his other shit. Wear a Jack of all Trades shirt to his signings once in a while.
Uh...yeah, that's about it.
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Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-03-13 10:49:41 EST (#)
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Here goes little HV to even out retallers.
Submitted by beatjunky (user info) at 2006-03-13 10:31:47 EST (#)
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Submitted by erosion_rules (user info) at 2005-12-09 16:25:44 EST (#)
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Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-12-09 13:46:39 (#)
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Peter North is AVERAGE??!!??! Dude, the world avg. for penis length is 5.25 inches. Peter North is about seventeen thousand fucking parsecs from average.
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Wait, the average is 5.25 inches? Hmmm...okay, I guess I meant average WHITE guy, which is around six or seven inches. He's not famous for his cock, anyway, he's famous for blowing drowning loads on chicks' faces.
Submitted by erosion_rules (user info) at 2005-12-09 16:21:10 EST (#)
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-12-09 14:29:01 (#)
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Too bad you weren't there long enough to run into Ashlee or Jessica Simpson.
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Actually, I was. I just didn't have the misfortune of meeting them in person. I got my break before they got near me.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-12-09 16:03:22 EST (#)
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ive only heard of paris hilton and phil collins
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-12-09 15:51:55 EST (#)
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I have to confess - I have a HUGE crush on Marie Osmond
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-12-09 14:29:01 EST (#)
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Too bad you weren't there long enough to run into Ashlee or Jessica Simpson.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2005-12-09 14:07:55 EST (#)
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I believe all of this.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-12-09 13:46:39 EST (#)
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Peter North is AVERAGE??!!??! Dude, the world avg. for penis length is 5.25 inches. Peter North is about seventeen thousand fucking parsecs from average.
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2005-12-09 12:50:12 EST (#)
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OMG CELEBRITIES OMG OMG OMD!!!!!!!!111111111111
Submitted by erosion_rules (user info) at 2005-12-09 12:39:50 EST (#)
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Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2005-12-09 12:25:21 (#)
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Ron Jeremy can smell any way he wants, with a dong that big. I bet he could have bitch slapped you with his dick all the way from Universal Studios.
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I don't know...Peter North seems to be getting a lot more than Ron Jeremy lately, and he's merely average sized. Hell, I got a few inches on North.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2005-12-09 12:25:21 EST (#)
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Ron Jeremy can smell any way he wants, with a dong that big. I bet he could have bitch slapped you with his dick all the way from Universal Studios.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-12-09 11:50:17 EST (#)
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awesome
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-12-09 11:48:16 EST (#)
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!!!
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Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-12-09 11:46:54 EST (#)
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hahaha
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-12-09 11:46:13 EST (#)
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I, too, long to punch Phil Collins in the face one day.
The only things preventing me are songs like "In the Air Tonight," and "Land of Confusion."
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2005-12-09 11:45:54 EST (#)
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Ron Jeremy - Smells HORRIBLE in person, and tries to shake hands with everyone.
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har har he is smelly
and if you think about it, erosion really does rule! fuckin bosh man!
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-12-09 11:39:11 EST (#)
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Ron Jeremy - Smells HORRIBLE in person, and tries to shake hands with everyone.
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This was the best.
Submitted by Trevor1st93 (user info) at 2005-12-09 11:34:42 EST (#)
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Eddie Murphy is awesome!
Submitted by erosion_rules (user info) at 2005-12-09 11:33:40 EST (#)
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Submitted by Jimmo (user info) at 2005-12-09 11:27:24 (#)
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Repost with a bit more detail.
And funny pics!
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Alas, I lack a worthwhile ISP...such a detailed post with photos would take hours on my connection. Not to mention having to find photos of all these celebrities, and then tweaking shit in the photos...Too much work for today.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2005-12-09 11:33:20 EST (#)
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Paris Hilton - She turns into the Queen Bitch when you ignore her thinly veiled attempts at cock-teasery.
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She's so swishy in her satin and tat
In her frock coat
and bipperty-bopperty hat
Oh God, I could do better than that
+2 for making me think of Bowie
Submitted by Jimmo (user info) at 2005-12-09 11:27:24 EST (#)
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Repost with a bit more detail.
And funny pics!