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It's Time For T.M.I = AHUMBLEFOOL (2601 hits)

Category: Humor

Rating: 1.79 on 80 reviews (Rate this item) (V)

Submitted by Tiger Lilly (View user info) at 2005-12-09 11:55:59 EST

User Reviews

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2005-12-16 17:40:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-12-09 14:11:39 (#)
Ranking: 2

Start interviewing some wackos, will ya, toots?
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Ya wanna do a wacko, I've got the paper work to prove it...

Ahumblefool is indeed one of the best guys on this site.

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-12-12 16:20:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

until the next TMI

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-12-12 16:20:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

ahumblefool is now my favorite uberuser ever.

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-12-12 12:51:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

<speechless>

applause

Submitted by RamJetMax (user info) at 2005-12-12 12:26:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

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Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-12-12 10:14:57 (#)
Ranking: 2

and the hits just keep on comin...

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Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-12-12 10:14:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

and the hits just keep on comin...

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-12 10:07:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

My questions were a bit different on this one.

Submitted by Ejryuu (user info) at 2005-12-12 09:53:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

One of the better in the series so far.

Submitted by Jimmo (user info) at 2005-12-12 08:51:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Nice.

Submitted by thinning_temples (user info) at 2005-12-12 08:28:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Typical. One of the only guys here with the right to blow his own trumpet calls himself humble.

Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2005-12-12 07:07:52 EST (#)
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Submitted by ahumblefool (user info) at 2005-12-10 13:36:59 (#)
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Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2005-12-09 12:31:50 (#)
Ranking: 2

Branding Consultant? Is that, like, a guy that gives advice about branding cows?

"No, not there. Not there! Poke it in the butt! IN THE BUTT! THAT'S NOT ITS BUTT! What do you mean, 'Cows don't have butts'?! Who's the Branding Consultant here anyway?"

I plan on using this in a sales presentation, thanks!
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OMG! COYPRIGHT INFRINGEMENT! COYPRIGHT INFRINGEMENT! *FLEE*

Submitted by olivia_tremor_control (user info) at 2005-12-11 10:17:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

i always like reading these

Submitted by NewGuy08 (user info) at 2005-12-10 15:28:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Seems like maybe these are getting a little tired

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-10 14:36:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Wallstreet (user info) at 2005-12-10 11:49:57 (#)
Ranking: -1

How many of these are you going to do?

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200 or so. What do you care how many I do?

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-12-10 13:51:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

anti-semite

Submitted by ahumblefool (user info) at 2005-12-10 13:36:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-12-09 12:03:52 (#)
Ranking: 2

the 'cancer community' bwhahahahaa.

What do you all do? Run around rubbing each others bald heads?

Yes, you caught us! We run support groups for parents who have children with cancer.
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Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2005-12-09 12:05:47 (#)
Ranking: 2

Agreed. You've been around the block ahumblefool. Make with the near death stories already! (The last one was a cracker)

Okay, I can do that. The Denali one is tough though, truly was a life changing experience.
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-12-09 12:07:04 (#)
Ranking: 2

Hey AHF, thanks for the shout-out! You just let me know if you ever want to fool around on your wife, wink wink!

:)

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Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2005-12-09 12:14:21 (#)
Ranking: 2

I really enjoyed this one.

I am glad your daughter recovered from cancer, and that you've been happily married for so long.

Thank you.

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Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2005-12-09 12:31:50 (#)
Ranking: 2

Branding Consultant? Is that, like, a guy that gives advice about branding cows?

"No, not there. Not there! Poke it in the butt! IN THE BUTT! THAT'S NOT ITS BUTT! What do you mean, 'Cows don't have butts'?! Who's the Branding Consultant here anyway?"

I plan on using this in a sales presentation, thanks!

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Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2005-12-09 12:50:29 (#)
Ranking: 2

Denali takes balls the size of ANWR. Good on you man.

I am still planning for May / June to do Mt. Baker if you're up for it.

I have you on the calendar. Waiting to see if my two months in Zion is a go or not.

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Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2005-12-09 14:20:20 (#)
Ranking: 2

You save lives for a living - That rocks. My job is boring.

Only part time. My other work is boring as hell.

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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-12-09 14:35:37 (#)
Ranking: 2

I think you and I would get along very well together in the real world.

I hope to meet several of you sometime in the near future. I think you have me beat on the Ubermas. Bastard!

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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-09 17:07:46 (#)
Ranking: 0

I really like this guy too. Down to earth. Nice. Too bad he's married already.

Hmmm... Ah.... no better not. Child support would kill me. :)

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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-10 02:48:48 (#)
Ranking: 2

i would totally give my anal virginity to this guy, if I still had it.

WHAT? WHAT DID I SAY?

Tuesday?

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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-12-10 12:06:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Wallstreet (user info) at 2005-12-10 11:49:57 (#)
Ranking: -1

How many of these are you going to do?
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If you don't enjoy reading them, STOP FUCKING CLICKING ON THEM!!!

What a fucking idiot fuckface!! Sheesh!

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-12-10 11:51:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I didnt read your refview, my heeb-ro.

represent.

Submitted by Wallstreet (user info) at 2005-12-10 11:49:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

How many of these are you going to do?

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-12-10 11:32:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

The man's name is a conflict of terms. He is very humble
but obviously no fool. . .

Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-12-10 11:07:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Cool.

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-10 11:07:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2005-12-10 09:35:28 (#)
Ranking: 2

this guy seems too normal for uber.

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I think it's great that he's grounded. I think I've found my new hero.

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-12-10 09:43:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-12-09 16:03:55 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-12-09 14:35:37 (#)
Ranking: 2

I think you and I would get along very well together in the real world.

Thought Jeanneee had blond hair, though...?
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that's an older pic of her - the one that floats around Uber that is.
She's a natural brunette, I think she got tired of the carpet not matching the drapes, y'know??
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Actually I got tired of keeping up with the roots, but the carpet-drapes thing works too.

Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2005-12-10 09:35:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

this guy seems too normal for uber.

Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2005-12-10 08:49:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by BananaPhone (user info) at 2005-12-09 14:53:09 (#)
Ranking: 2

Auto+2 for someone who has done something with his life.

Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2005-12-10 08:48:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Cunt.

Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2005-12-10 08:47:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-12-10 06:17:56 (#)
Ranking: 0

is that where you go around looking at horses asses all day looking for markings?

no. thats a brand inspector.

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OH I GET IT

YOU GO AROUND TELLING PEOPLE THE MANNER IN WHICH THEY SHOULD LOOK AT A HORSE'S ASS AND THE MOST EFFICIENT WAY IN WHICH TO RECORD WHAT YOU FIND.

fuckin. sweet. job.
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Hey, here's an idea: Let's be a total douche and rip off Avals's review like he never even existed! Yeah, that will rock so much!

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-12-10 08:12:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

you know uber is slow when you've had time for your nap and your review is still up on MRR

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-12-10 06:17:56 EST (#)
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is that where you go around looking at horses asses all day looking for markings?

no. thats a brand inspector.

\
OH I GET IT

YOU GO AROUND TELLING PEOPLE THE MANNER IN WHICH THEY SHOULD LOOK AT A HORSE'S ASS AND THE MOST EFFICIENT WAY IN WHICH TO RECORD WHAT YOU FIND.

fuckin. sweet. job.

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-12-10 06:04:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I wish I was a branding consultant.

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-10 02:48:48 EST (#)
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i would totally give my anal virginity to this guy, if I still had it.

WHAT? WHAT DID I SAY?

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-12-10 02:42:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

and this dudes seems like a really good dude.

good interview there TL

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-12-10 02:41:42 EST (#)
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women are conniving manipulators just trying to lure men into marriage so they can suck all the resources he provides dry.

Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-12-10 02:02:56 EST (#)
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This was awesome. I already had respect for ahumblefool, but now it's respect based on something more than a little itch in my brain.

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-12-09 23:55:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

auto drunkzorz =2

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-12-09 23:55:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

"a little off" am I?! Bwahahahahaha! You have NO idea, Hunny!

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-09 17:07:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I really like this guy too. Down to earth. Nice. Too bad he's married already.

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-12-09 16:03:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-12-09 14:35:37 (#)
Ranking: 2

I think you and I would get along very well together in the real world.

Thought Jeanneee had blond hair, though...?
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that's an older pic of her - the one that floats around Uber that is.
She's a natural brunette, I think she got tired of the carpet not matching the drapes, y'know??

Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2005-12-09 15:23:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

...or not.
It seems to have not gone through...

Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2005-12-09 15:14:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Please check your email, Tiger.

Submitted by BananaPhone (user info) at 2005-12-09 14:53:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Auto+2 for someone who has done something with his life.

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-12-09 14:35:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I think you and I would get along very well together in the real world.

Thought Jeanneee had blond hair, though...?

Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2005-12-09 14:20:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

You save lives for a living - That rocks. My job is boring.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-12-09 14:11:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Start interviewing some wackos, will ya, toots?

Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2005-12-09 13:51:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

The questions seemed more interesting this time, and the answers were really insightful. Top notch.

Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2005-12-09 13:41:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Wow. A seemingly nice, normal, happy, well-adjusted and well-rounded individual on Uber.

Go figure.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-12-09 13:37:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-12-09 12:03:52 (#)
Ranking: 2

the 'cancer community' bwhahahahaa.

What do you all do? Run around rubbing each others bald heads?
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hahahahhahahahahah casséééééé!!!

This guy seems like a good person. I hate him. :-)

Submitted by Foonbo (user info) at 2005-12-09 13:21:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

These are great.

Submitted by krissi (user info) at 2005-12-09 13:20:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Wow. You have a really really good heart.

... another good one, Tiger. :)

Submitted by EAZEDZT (user info) at 2005-12-09 13:15:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Oh my but it's hard to be humble
when you're perfect in every way.

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-12-09 13:09:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I like this guy.

I miss the west. I wanna go back.

Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-12-09 13:09:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Only one Canadian so far? I'm offended.

Submitted by Kopesh (user info) at 2005-12-09 13:08:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2005-12-09 13:06:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2005-12-09 13:05:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-12-09 12:51:39 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-12-09 12:34:08 (#)
Ranking: -2

ghola?
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What an annoying little fuckstick.
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Jesus Christ.

Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-12-09 13:04:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Good Read.

Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-12-09 12:51:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-12-09 12:34:08 (#)
Ranking: -2

ghola?
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What an annoying little fuckstick.

Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2005-12-09 12:50:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Denali takes balls the size of ANWR. Good on you man.

I am still planning for May / June to do Mt. Baker if you're up for it.

Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-12-09 12:50:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm not sure that I'm comfortable with all these Uber names becoming real people.

Especially not ones that I'd respect.

Submitted by mtgn37 (user info) at 2005-12-09 12:46:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

this was a really good tmi tiger

Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2005-12-09 12:45:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Really, really good.

A humble fool eh? Wel 1 out of 2 ain't bad.

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-09 12:44:42 EST (#)
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Happy Birthday to you.

Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-12-09 12:42:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!!!

Auto +2

Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-12-09 12:34:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

ghola?

Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2005-12-09 12:31:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Branding Consultant? Is that, like, a guy that gives advice about branding cows?

"No, not there. Not there! Poke it in the butt! IN THE BUTT! THAT'S NOT ITS BUTT! What do you mean, 'Cows don't have butts'?! Who's the Branding Consultant here anyway?"

Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2005-12-09 12:25:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2005-12-09 12:19:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Interesting

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2005-12-09 12:16:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

people deserve to know the Bosh man!

Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2005-12-09 12:14:21 EST (#)
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I really enjoyed this one.

I am glad your daughter recovered from cancer, and that you've been happily married for so long.

Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2005-12-09 12:14:14 EST (#)
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No Comment

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-12-09 12:11:53 EST (#)
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And I again sing my song of the 'fool:

I'll tell a tale of humblefool, a man with balls of brass,
He'd have died a glacial death if not for his ice axe,
If you've got a beef with him, you'd best just step aside
And if you grope his son's fine ass, then ma'am, you just might die.
He's not afraid to choke a bitch, or beat a good man down,
But teenage girls with Tae Kwon Do skills make him wear a frown:
You see, he got himself concussed badmouthing Hello Kitty
Although his brain was long sinced mushed from clients, dumb and shitty,
He collects his life experiences and posts them on the net,
Read "Balls Must Be Grounded..." if you dare, but don't forget
That just because your jimmy's long and tan, and quite elastic,
It doesn't mean your johnson can lift 60 pounds of plastic.
So now, you reader, get you to this humble fool's submissions
Before I pass the clap to you with seminal transmissions

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-12-09 12:09:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Oh wait, he did say something about the cancer community. Never mind. I'm retarded.

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-12-09 12:07:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-12-09 12:03:52 (#)
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the 'cancer community' bwhahahahaa.

What do you all do? Run around rubbing each others bald heads?

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It's Cancer Society, spaz. It's a charity.

Hey AHF, thanks for the shout-out! You just let me know if you ever want to fool around on your wife, wink wink!

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2005-12-09 12:05:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I like this fool.

TigerLilly, I refuse to be interviewed for this sort of silliness. I absolutely will not tolerate it. Do not email me.

(That's called reverse psychology.)

Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2005-12-09 12:05:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by loki (user info) at 2005-12-09 12:00:45 (#)
Ranking: 2

Just about any one of these responses could be it's own post

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Agreed. You've been around the block ahumblefool. Make with the near death stories already! (The last one was a cracker)

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-12-09 12:03:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

the 'cancer community' bwhahahahaa.

What do you all do? Run around rubbing each others bald heads?

Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2005-12-09 12:03:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-12-09 12:01:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by EatMeCompletely (user info) at 2005-12-09 12:00:51 EST (#)
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No Comment

Submitted by loki (user info) at 2005-12-09 12:00:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Just about any one of these responses could be it's own post.