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Submitted by EatMeCompletely (View user info) at 2005-12-09 12:33:51 EST

A couple of good juggies.

Nate-Nate the great roommate and I have decided that we need a couple of full-time juggies, to dance about our apartment.

Qualified candidates must be willing to work for free and be able to gyrate their pelvises to old Willie Nelson and Cher songs. We are willing to install a pole and a bar for amusement purposes.

Qualified candidates must also possess the shameless ability to flaunt their naughty pillows, gineys and assets unconditionally, entertaining guests and small children alike.

Ample breast size is not necessary, but a plus. One qualification that must be met is an ass that can double as a table, for the placement of beers, pistachios and other assorted foreign objects.

Wardrobe is not included, so your own naughty outfits are absolutely necessary!

Volunteers / applicants must submit their portfolios for review. Please email pics and credit card numbers to: terrysterling21.at.hotmail.com

Thank you for playing and please remember that the moment that your pictures leave your hand, I WILL use them to pleasure myself.

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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-12-09 18:11:20 EST (#)
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i'm in!

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Submitted by EatMeCompletely (View user info) at 2005-12-09 12:33:51

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A couple of good juggies.

Nate-Nate the great roommate and I have decided that we need a couple of full-time juggies, to dance about our apartment.

Qualified candidates must be willing to work for free and be able to gyrate their pelvises to old Willie Nelson and Cher songs. We are willing to install a pole and a bar for amusement purposes.

Qualified candidates must also possess the shameless ability to flaunt their naughty pillows, gineys and assets unconditionally, entertaining guests and small children alike.

Ample breast size is not necessary, but a plus. One qualification that must be met is an ass that can double as a table, for the placement of beers, pistachios and other assorted foreign objects.

Wardrobe is not included, so your own naughty outfits are absolutely necessary!

Volunteers / applicants must submit their portfolios for review. Please email pics and credit card numbers to: terrysterling21.at.hotmail.com

Thank you for playing and please remember that the moment that your pictures leave your hand, I WILL use them to pleasure myself.

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Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2005-12-09 13:14:21 (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by EatMeCompletely (user info) at 2005-12-09 12:53:45 (#)
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stateside, I haven't had time. Business has picked up. I will have to write the next installment at home. I will send you an email.

This was just to kill a few minutes before lunch.

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Sounds good to me mbstateside.at.hotmail.com

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Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2005-12-09 13:00:03 (#)
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I hope this goes well for you.

Or I don't.

Either way, really.

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Submitted by EatMeCompletely (user info) at 2005-12-09 12:53:45 (#)
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stateside, I haven't had time. Business has picked up. I will have to write the next installment at home. I will send you an email.

This was just to kill a few minutes before lunch.

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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-12-09 12:52:00 (#)
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Don't mind zakalwe, he gives everyone -2 no matter what.

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Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2005-12-09 12:51:45 (#)
Ranking: 1

I'll keep an eye out for you.

Incidentally I'm still waiting for Run part4

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Submitted by EatMeCompletely (user info) at 2005-12-09 12:48:59 (#)
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Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-12-09 12:43:50 (#)
Ranking: -2

What's your problem? You're always posting porno and this elicits a -2. Oh, I know. I didn't have any pictures. Next time, next time.

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Submitted by full_frontal (user info) at 2005-12-09 12:43:57 (#)
Ranking: 2

auto +2 gineys

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Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-12-09 12:43:50 (#)
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No Comment

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Submitted by EatMeCompletely (user info) at 2005-12-09 12:34:19 (#)
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Thanks Man Show!!!

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Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2005-12-09 13:14:21 EST (#)
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Submitted by EatMeCompletely (user info) at 2005-12-09 12:53:45 (#)
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stateside, I haven't had time. Business has picked up. I will have to write the next installment at home. I will send you an email.

This was just to kill a few minutes before lunch.

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Sounds good to me mbstateside.at.hotmail.com

Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2005-12-09 13:00:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I hope this goes well for you.

Or I don't.

Either way, really.

Submitted by EatMeCompletely (user info) at 2005-12-09 12:53:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

stateside, I haven't had time. Business has picked up. I will have to write the next installment at home. I will send you an email.

This was just to kill a few minutes before lunch.

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-12-09 12:52:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Don't mind zakalwe, he gives everyone -2 no matter what.

Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2005-12-09 12:51:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

I'll keep an eye out for you.

Incidentally I'm still waiting for Run part4

Submitted by EatMeCompletely (user info) at 2005-12-09 12:48:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-12-09 12:43:50 (#)
Ranking: -2

What's your problem? You're always posting porno and this elicits a -2. Oh, I know. I didn't have any pictures. Next time, next time.

Submitted by full_frontal (user info) at 2005-12-09 12:43:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

auto +2 gineys

Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-12-09 12:43:50 EST (#)
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No Comment

Submitted by EatMeCompletely (user info) at 2005-12-09 12:34:19 EST (#)
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Thanks Man Show!!!