Happy Birthday Professional Peon! (1037 hits)
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Submitted by ruthless (View user info) at 2005-12-09 16:13:36 EST
I wanted to do a kick-ass birthday post, but with limited resources while at work, a semi-decent picture to look at will have to do!
Happy Birthday!
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Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-01-11 18:39:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-11 15:45:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It's Santa Voltage coming by to give you a big +2!
Submitted by minimumdino (user info) at 2006-01-11 15:19:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
oooh look its a girl, ever seen one of those naked before?
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-20 18:17:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Smack_Fuck (user info) at 2005-12-19 18:36:32 (#)
Ranking: 0
You are a homosexual?
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I don't know why, but this made me laugh out loud.
Submitted by krissi (user info) at 2005-12-20 18:04:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Happy Birthday soon to be roomie!
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2005-12-20 17:48:44 EST (#)
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Submitted by Smack_Fuck (user info) at 2005-12-19 18:36:32 (#)
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You are a homosexual?
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Who the fuck are you?
Submitted by Smack_Fuck (user info) at 2005-12-19 18:36:32 EST (#)
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You are a homosexual?
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-12-12 14:46:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
OMFG!!!
HOW DID I MISS THIS!?!?!?!
Damn the weekends. I shoulda done this, but I was too busy looking for new porn.
THANKS GUYS
*feels loved*
Submitted by NewGuy08 (user info) at 2005-12-10 15:45:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I've seen some of your comments on here PP. I think you have a good attitude towards life and don't seem to take it so serious. Maybe that is why your name is Professional Peon.
Happy B-day from a complete stranger
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-12-09 23:53:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Happy Birthday you crazy girl you!
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-12-09 20:52:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Happy b-day pp!
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-12-09 19:27:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I like your taste in woman
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-12-09 18:41:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
yay
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2005-12-09 17:46:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HAPPY BIRTHDAY PP!
I got you a gift. Um...but you have to come see me to get it (yeah, that's it).
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-12-09 17:18:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Don't fret, RyuFu: Happy birthday!
Hadoken,
Hadoken,
Hadoken,
Hadoken,
Hadoken,
Hadoken,
Hadoken,
Hadoken,
Hadoken.
Down, Forward, Button push,
Lather, rinse, repeat
If I keep pulling off this move
Then I'm the man to beat.
Shoryuken,
Hadoken,
Hadoken,
Hadoken,
SHORYUKEN.
The general aesthetic of my gameplay flirts precariously with the avant garde,
As I pepperjack my moves and rout the life from out this tard,
This noob beside me, playing for the crowd and for his friends,
Trying hard to beat me,
With Vega.
Please.
I totally tatsumakisenpukyaku'ed that bitch back to Madrid years ago,
And sent him packing with his mask and his glove
Just like I did Michael Jackson,
But that's another story.
Want another dragon punch, Puffy?
Here, taste my pain,
Better now to throw your quarters down the running drain.
My RyuFu will beat you, every time, it aims to please,
Flaming fists and bare, whipped feet, forced up your waiting steeze,
If fighting moves were bars of gold, I'd have more wealth than Gates
My RyuFu will make you poo - I'll punch you in the waist
And send your 'testins all a-packin'
And make you sterile quickly with hadokens to your sackin',
The rangers cry when buffalo pass on - they're gonna die, son,
But damnit all if I won't rest till I've killed off M. Bison.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-09 17:04:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Happy Birthday you silly goose.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-12-09 16:53:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
As Hebrew love brings forth the need for peons,
And uncircumcised wiles draw back the foreskin of space and time,
I come, gentle Gentile,
Unleavened, flat, but lusty in eyes and lusty in limbs.
Will you splatter me in lambsblood before the coming of the Angel?
Keep me safe, peon,
Pee on me if needs be,
For I can be into that sort of thing if the price is right,
Or, better yet, if you simply come a-blushing.
Come Lewis, come, Clark,
Free the eagle and the lark
And trace their shadows, fast-run along the plains -
Trace until they take to skies holding watch over professional mountains, two,
Twin sisters of bounty, of areola majesty,
Of measured fleshpound and bullet-cold nipple,
Watch, Lewis, as they stretch from C to mighty C, and perhaps more
(Clark has money on D, and Clark is rarely wrong).
Booba Longae - war boobs of old,
Breasts that kept Romulus and Remus fed at the teat,
Bust of Pallas, bouldersling of Aphrodite,
None can perform a feat of trickery and leave no trace of prestige
As yours:
For none can hold a longneck while their mistress bends to drink,
A parlor trick of savage taint that causes men to throb and think.
You are Alex Rodriguez's quarter-bouncing ass in the crosshairs of Derek Jeter's horny eye,
And the unfettered locks of Rapunzel cast earthwards towards the prince,
You are the unexpected, pleasant taste of hot dogs long after a heavy lunch at Frank'n'Stein
And you are the touch of evil on the sheen of a seraphim's sword.
Drink up, drink up, and celebrate - a birthday here, again,
Your female condom keep you, dear...you don't know where they've been.
Happy birthday!
Sorry about the lack of a red bow today...the snow we got yesterday grounded all of the FedEx flights and trucks. Another time, though.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-12-09 16:34:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hasppy birfday
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2005-12-09 16:26:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for birthdays.
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2005-12-09 16:26:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Goddammit, it's my birthday today, not Peon's! My BIRTHDAY'S BEEN STOLEN!!!!
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-12-09 16:25:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Happy Birthday birthday girl!
JANSSEN! My SIM card got fried and I lost all my numbers. I have been dying to talk football - CALL ME!
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-12-09 16:25:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Peon's are cool.
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2005-12-09 16:20:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
DREW!!!
Where the hell have you been? I sent you an email...
I have to go to my company Christmas party right now (yuck)... I'll check in on Monday.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2005-12-09 16:20:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
happy birthday PP!
when i am reincarnated i hope i look just like gisele
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-12-09 16:19:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
IM BACK!!! Fuck the District Attorney. Charges dont stick to me, Im teflon!!!
Hi sweetie, holler at me.
Drew.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2005-12-09 16:19:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
YAAAAAAYYYY!!!!
Happy birthday chica!!!
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2005-12-09 16:15:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hooray for birthdays! hooray for hot women! i win i win!