Caulaincourt sends his Christmas greetings to America!! (1085 hits)
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Rating: 1.5 on 35 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by scourgeoftheseas (View user info) at 2005-12-09 16:36:32 EST
http://www.ubersite.com/m/80616
Not a Photoshop job, but if Orgasmatron can get away with it...
Caulaincourt asked me to send this to America. This has something of a Victorian flair to it. Caul has great taste.
Merry Indulge Your Gluttony Through Expenditure of Dollars Earned off the Blood of Children Working In Sweatshops Around the World in an Attempt to Satisfy the Insatiable Hunger for Cheap Plastic Goods That Acts as a Substitute For the Gaping Hole Where Your American Soul Once Lurked Day and a Happy New Year to you Uber.
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Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-07-26 15:11:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-05-18 13:00:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-10-31 22:38:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I've had it up to here with your shennanigans, I'm going through and -2ing ALL of your posts!
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-10-27 14:32:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I LOVE MYSELF!!
SIGNED,
SCOURGEY
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-10-27 13:53:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-10-27 13:39:58 (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/95020#2202073
banning attempt
Submitted by minimumdino (user info) at 2006-01-11 19:57:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
pictures give me dyslexia
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2005-12-22 11:45:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That is so a picture of my dad.
Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2005-12-19 12:16:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-12-12 17:58:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I love you, my dear american exception >:-)
Submitted by Barnymeinhoff (user info) at 2005-12-10 05:57:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by negativesid (user info) at 2005-12-09 20:22:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2005-12-09 16:42:34 (#)
Ranking: 2
Ha ha. +2 for the truth.
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Word.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-12-09 20:04:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-12-09 18:12:11 (#)
Ranking: 2
Ask Caulaincourt about Jack McCallum..."""
Hey hey, don't deflect this on me. Jack deserves all the hate in the world, it's not the same.
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You two have a lovefest for the ages....
Submitted by bonnee (user info) at 2005-12-09 18:40:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
*chortle*
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-12-09 18:34:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
What would have been completely kick ass was if you put a McDonald's Big Mac on the guy's stomach.
Submitted by EAZEDZT (user info) at 2005-12-09 18:25:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It's true
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-12-09 18:12:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ask Caulaincourt about Jack McCallum..."""
Hey hey, don't deflect this on me. Jack deserves all the hate in the world, it's not the same.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-12-09 18:09:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-12-09 18:05:43 (#)
Ranking: 2
hey i swear that's the last girl that johnny x said tried to hump him.
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wait, what?
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-12-09 18:05:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hey i swear that's the last girl that johnny x said tried to hump him.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-12-09 18:02:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2005-12-09 16:54:58 (#)
Ranking: -2
Caul- I googled the word "Greed" and this popped up.
JohnnyX- Your unhealthy obsession with Caul won't let you give this post it's proper ranking? Only you, JohnnyX can do Caulaincourt posts? For shame. For shame, sir.
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I did give this post its proper ranking - 'Worth Reading (+0)'. What, shall I make it lower? Here, have a .5, then.
You want to know about 'unhealthy obsession'? Ask Caulaincourt about Jack McCallum...
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2005-12-09 17:37:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Thanks O-man.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-12-09 17:36:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
And then they'd all wonder "who the hell is this Caulaincort guy?"
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-12-09 17:36:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Good poem, great picture.
Hell, I'd send this to some members of my family.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-12-09 17:11:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i see. just wondered
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2005-12-09 17:09:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-12-09 16:57:31 (#)
Ranking: 2
just curious, do you really think there is such a thing as a proper rating?
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hahahahahaha
That was simply a joke. I care about the rating about as much as everyone else around here.
Posts of this nature, I could care less. It's Friday and I was bored, I spent fifteen minutes putting this together to amuse myself. If it goes down in flames, I really don't care. It amused me while I created it, that's the only important part of it to me.
When I write something and put a lot of myself into it, however, and then it gets bashed for superficial reasons, like a misspelled word, or an alter or someone who only posts crap and posts it knowingly come and flame my writing, I get mad. If Bickerstaff or Snark or one of the other people on here who know how to write, was to rate it poorly and then explain why, I'd take the criticism and try to improve myself based upon their critique.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-12-09 16:57:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
just curious, do you really think there is such a thing as a proper rating?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2005-12-09 16:56:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Should have included in the title. This is an entry for Loren1's Christmas Card contest.
Oh yeah, only the main image popped up in Google. The poem is mine and I pasted in the snowflakes.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2005-12-09 16:55:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
at least im not canadian
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2005-12-09 16:54:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Caul- I googled the word "Greed" and this popped up.
JohnnyX- Your unhealthy obsession with Caul won't let you give this post it's proper ranking? Only you, JohnnyX can do Caulaincourt posts? For shame. For shame, sir.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-12-09 16:51:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't who you are, but +2 I guess. I saw that picture a few times before, just can't recall where.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-12-09 16:51:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
That guy in the picture looks French.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-12-09 16:48:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahahaha, filename
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-12-09 16:43:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2005-12-09 16:42:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ha ha. +2 for the truth.
Submitted by pantsarestupid (user info) at 2005-12-09 16:41:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Don't think he could have said it better himself.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2005-12-09 16:40:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I scarificed some clarity to save you all some side scrolling. Damn I'm a nice guy. I think that deserves at least a +1.