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Submitted by Jarvis Jay Masters http://www.freejarvis.org (View user info) at 2005-12-10 13:48:50 EST




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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-12-23 03:26:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

WITH PURCHASE OF OJ

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-12-23 02:55:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

FREE TOOKIE

Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2005-12-23 02:44:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0


She needs to see her doctor about her serious case of 'fatass' syndrome.

Submitted by ScottPeterson (user info) at 2005-12-23 02:35:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

I should have remembered JJ

Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2005-12-13 00:21:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Bet she hasnt taken a good shit in years.

Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2005-12-13 00:10:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

I agree... If she lost that chub-factor located in her arm area, she would look good. She's looks too fat in this picture though.

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-12-13 00:04:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

her arms are SO fat....

Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2005-12-12 23:45:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I'd do her.

In the pooper.

It's the only place where there is padding. I'm not trying to get bruises her or something!

Submitted by Magic_Monkey (user info) at 2005-12-12 07:00:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2005-12-10 14:30:16 (#)
Ranking: 2

I love concentration camp bitches

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Oh and ban Iago , fuck that link was crazy

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-12-11 23:43:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Hello, nurse,
Yeah, it's me again.
Ok, look, here's the deal:
You remember how Janice is really thin and all, right?
Yeah...promise-thin,
So we were having some raging sex tonight,
I mean the good hair-pulling, face-punching, bloodletting kind,
The kind where your partner bites into your coinpurse and you see the face of God,
Anyway,
So I'm just giving it to her, right?
And I grab onto her collarbones for support,
For as a Libra I demand balance from my lovers,
And as my fisty man-hands held onto her
And my Cocktrek: Enterprise docked into her Confederation bay,
I felt her twin bones snap under the weight of my fingers,
Like peanut brittle in the fists of an ogre who failed his road test.

She's screaming on the bed now, and seems to be in a lot of pain,
I gave her a facial to calm her, but that didn't really take.

Can you tell me what my co-pay will be if I bring her in?
Yeah, I'll hold.

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-12-11 23:30:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by chanman (user info) at 2005-12-10 14:46:54 (#)
Ranking: 1

I would still do it.

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She'd probably let you too, in exchange for a few rails of speed and a place to crash for the weekend.

Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-12-11 23:14:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

is it weird that this made me hungry?

Submitted by Doberish (user info) at 2005-12-11 10:11:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by Skolky2 (user info) at 2005-12-10 21:44:14 (#)
Ranking: 0

that's disgusting

that fat bitch really needs to lose some weight

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Gods, I love uber.

Submitted by yuvalset (user info) at 2005-12-11 04:48:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

she's more than your usual anorectic- she's actually pretty. Really pretty. I wish her the best

Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2005-12-11 04:11:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

uh, god--- i need a 20oz NY Strip steak, stat. and someone get her a paper bag to throw up in- because she's gonna think she's getting fatter just watching me eat.

Submitted by Skolky2 (user info) at 2005-12-10 21:44:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

that's disgusting

that fat bitch really needs to lose some weight

Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2005-12-10 19:24:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Dude shit.

I mean....shiiiiiiite.

yeah ban Iago. That shit pisses me off.

Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-12-10 18:39:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by sl4tt3ry (user info) at 2005-12-10 17:18:50 (#)
Ranking: 1

I'd hit it


and I wish this cock smoker would get banned already
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Submitted by Iago (user info) at 2005-12-10 15:09:05 (#)
Ranking: 2

Original pictures ---------> http://fans.frankbutcher.net


Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-12-10 17:45:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

on the bright side, she's probably a cheap date

Submitted by sl4tt3ry (user info) at 2005-12-10 17:18:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

I'd hit it


and I wish this cock smoker would get banned already
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Submitted by Iago (user info) at 2005-12-10 15:09:05 (#)
Ranking: 2

Original pictures ---------> http://fans.frankbutcher.net



Submitted by Iago (user info) at 2005-12-10 15:09:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Original pictures ---------> http://fans.frankbutcher.net

Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-12-10 15:04:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

that's disgusting.

how do her pants even stay up? must be some sort of magnet thing going on.

that being said, i'd still do her.

Submitted by chanman (user info) at 2005-12-10 14:46:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

I would still do it.

Submitted by BigDaddyV2.0 (user info) at 2005-12-10 14:38:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Got Milk?

Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2005-12-10 14:30:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I love concentration camp bitches.

Submitted by refusenik (user info) at 2005-12-10 14:17:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

go drop the soap in the shower.

Submitted by Oleannder (user info) at 2005-12-10 13:52:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I've seen more meat on dust.

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-12-10 13:50:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

fuck you, prisoner


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