I scared a little kid today (1123 hits)
Category: HumorRating: -1.73 on 22 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by John Lockwood (View user info) at 2005-12-10 16:14:59 EST
I often times frequent the library, sometimes to use the internet, other times to do a little research. The library I go to has about thirty computers and during the prime time, they usually are all being used. The other day I went and was disappointed to see not one available computer. I had to check my email, and was in a hurry so I started getting a little frustrated. Yes- if I had a computer at home things would be much easier, I understand. I had a meeting to attend in a half hour and the location was about twenty five minutes away. I thought all hope was lost when I saw an elderly woman getting up from her seat. I quickly grabbed my belongings and headed over to the vacant spot. That's when things got interesting.
It appears that there was a kid, about nine years old, who had been waiting patiently for a computer to become available. I got to the chair a few seconds before him, and knowing the lack of time I now had, wasn't going to give up this seat. At first the youngster started giving me those eyes, the ones that said 'Fuck you, you big bully'. I countered with my own stare, that said 'hahahahahaha, I'm bigger than you, whatcha gonna do about it'. Maybe it wasn't the mature thing to do, but I was in a hurry after all.
It didn't stop there. The librarian came over a few minutes later to ask if I had signed up for the computer. Seeing that I was already logged on, I said 'no' and proceeded to check my email. Then the boy opens up his yappy mouth. 'I was here first' as his eyes start welling up. I looked at the kid, then at the librarian and laughed. I then turned back to the computer and finished checking my email. Without getting too far, I get a tap on the shoulder. 'Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to leave' says the librarian. Now I'm starting to get mad, not that I had a right to, just that I wasn't in the mood to be bothered and I really had to get going soon.
'Listen' I said. 'This little kid always comes here, and I've noticed he's been checking out porn, I don't think that's very appropriate in this type of setting. Now which problem is worse, not signing up for the computer or having young kids looking at porn without their parents permission?'
By now the child's face is bright red, not knowing what to do while a complete stranger lies about his activity. The librarian turns to the child, and asks where his parents are located. At this point the child takes off, and the librarian follows.
I may not always be the nicest guy in the world, but I'm not losing a battle with a young kid, let alone a librarian. As I was walking out of the library, I saw this child, crying frantically next to his parents. As he saw me walking out he yelled, 'That's the guy'
I hurried my steps just a bit and <poof>, out the door I went. I may not be too terrified of a nine year old boy, but a forty year old angry parent scares the shit out of me.
User Reviews
Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2008-07-29 17:16:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
shit
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-07-23 07:23:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
utter shit
Submitted by EAZEDZT (user info) at 2005-12-12 12:53:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Yay, this kicks ass.
Good show.
Submitted by sinna (user info) at 2005-12-12 07:19:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Please see below...
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-12-11 21:07:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You sound like a goddman big baby and a loser who hangs around playgrounds.
Nice going, Slick.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-12-11 20:21:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Definition of a coward...
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2005-12-10 22:43:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Don't you know that at public computer stations all porn and most games are blocked?
Also, this was funny:
Submitted by damage.com (user info) at 2005-12-10 20:18:50 (#)
Ranking: -1
"I hurried my steps just a bit and <poof>"
Wow. When he speedwalks he turns into Richard Simmons.
Submitted by Oleannder (user info) at 2005-12-10 22:07:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
admit it, you were touched by Dewey Decimal weren't you......
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2005-12-10 22:04:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by rcchristi (user info) at 2005-12-10 21:30:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Next time include a butt fuck scene in the library.
Submitted by damage.com (user info) at 2005-12-10 20:18:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
"I hurried my steps just a bit and <poof>"
Wow. When he speedwalks he turns into Richard Simmons.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-12-10 19:36:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I don't give a screaming fuck if he's an alter or not.
This was piss p[oor.
God rest Richard Pryor.
Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2005-12-10 19:28:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I call alter.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2005-12-10 19:18:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I hope you choke on your boyfriends cock.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-12-10 18:43:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
you don't even deserve a good insult.
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2005-12-10 17:44:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Outing yourself as a pussy probably wasn't very wise, especially not here. Curiously, you seem to be abstractly proud that you're tougher than a child, but scared shitless to face the consequences. You openly admit this.
I'm tempted to give this a +2 just to offset the impending shitstorm, but I just can't bring myself to do it. This was just sad.
Submitted by Iago (user info) at 2005-12-10 17:39:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I didnt read any of this garbage.
Im rating you -2 soley on a whim
Submitted by Dante_Alighieri (user info) at 2005-12-10 16:52:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Normally, I'd approve of any action against children, the little shits, but this was just terrible. Especially how you ran away from his dad like you shit yourself, which you probably did. My suggestions: Shut the hell up, stop trying to be funny, and stop acting like a 6-year-old fucking girl. Pansy.
Submitted by Trevor1st93 (user info) at 2005-12-10 16:45:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
"As I was walking out of the library, I saw this child, crying frantically next to his parents. As he saw me walking out he yelled, 'That's the guy'"
Kids can't talk and cry at the same time.
Submitted by a_palindrome (user info) at 2005-12-10 16:40:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You suck.
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-12-10 16:35:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
did you finger his poop hole?
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-12-10 16:28:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You posted this under the guise of humor, but it isn't funny.
Scaring children is chicken-shit, and, since you were afraid
of his dad, that makes you a double coward.