An open letter to anyone who's listening (953 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 0.92 on 17 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Jeffrey Wellman (View user info) at 2005-12-10 17:52:19 EST
Dear anyone,
I'm sick of hearing it this decade, but what's wrong with my life? I don't go out and get drunk everynight, I don't mug old ladies. So what if I do hang around on street corners of the intraweb harassing strangers. They get SHITCANNED WOO WOO!
I am intelligent, big deal if I didn't go to university, I graduated and got my HS diploma. Yes I don't have a job, but thats not through choice. The people at McDonald's already have their token mentally disabled guy, and that's the only job market I have.
So why is it that my life seems so terrible. Why do I keep being told, it's not good enough and I need to sort it out? I animate myself some good friends, who are loyal enough to me that they beat up my animated enemies. I spend a quality amount of time working on different online projects to help myself cope. Is this what's wrong with me?
Maybe the way I dress and the music I listen to are the cause? Blue is a good colour, and it was the only muumuu they had left at the store. My homemade videogame music might not get much play on Classic FM, but if everyone liked the same kind of music, Kareoke would be really boring.
I guess what I'm trying to say is, I think I'm a good person, who sticks to his values, I think I'm doing OK for 19, and if what they say about my life expectancy is true, I've got another 54 years at least to worry about fitting in with the crowd. I'm sorry I'm not well balanced and I'm sorry I didn't live the life you wanted for me.
So if you can just stop saying I need to change my life even though you don't know anything real about it, then maybe I can get on with getting better.
If anyone's listening, tell me what's wrong. Please.
User Reviews
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-12-12 19:40:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
TOGU TEH ROXXORZ!!!
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2005-12-12 14:35:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-12-11 23:23:20 (#)
Ranking: 1
It's called autism, if I'm not mistaken
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I laughed at this.
Submitted by Dreg (user info) at 2005-12-12 14:28:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
silly electro
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2005-12-12 07:59:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Start listening to Oingo Boingo. Make friends and get them interested in Oingo Boingo.
I'm not fucking kidding.
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2005-12-12 07:48:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I call shennanigans.
Noboby - But NOBODY would write a "help me sort my life out" post (with pic) to this site.
But nobody...
Especially that pic.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-12 07:23:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-12-11 23:23:20 (#)
Ranking: 1
It's called autism, if I'm not mistaken
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Why do you always have to bring that poor boys affliction into this, Jeannee? You're just a cruel, cruel woman.
Submitted by sinna (user info) at 2005-12-12 07:14:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rcchristi (user info) at 2005-12-10 17:53:27 (#)
Ranking: 0
someone else wrote that on ubersite
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par·o·dy ( P ) Pronunciation Key (pr-d)
n. pl. par·o·dies
A literary or artistic work that imitates the characteristic style of an author or a work for comic effect or ridicule. See Synonyms at caricature.
The genre of literature comprising such works.
Something so bad as to be equivalent to intentional mockery; a travesty: The trial was a parody of justice.
Music. The practice of reworking an already established composition, especially the incorporation into the Mass of material borrowed from other works, such as motets or madrigals.
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Dipshit.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-12-11 23:23:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
It's called autism, if I'm not mistaken
Submitted by ahusa13 (user info) at 2005-12-11 01:01:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
ok enjoy life
Submitted by thechairnamedgod (user info) at 2005-12-11 00:41:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
but
ok nevermind
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-12-10 18:36:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
It's only funny if me or my alters make fun of him.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-12-10 18:26:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
nice
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-10 18:10:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
bwahahahahahah
making fun of poor ol Jeffrey never gets old.
That is the greatest picture I have ever seen in my life.
Submitted by KAMI (user info) at 2005-12-10 18:01:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you're a fag,thats whats wrong
.....maybe i was TOO cruel there?
nah.
Submitted by Dreg (user info) at 2005-12-10 17:54:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by rcchristi (user info) at 2005-12-10 17:53:27 (#)
Ranking: 0
someone else wrote that on ubersite
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OMG PLAGIARIST -2 DIE!!!
Submitted by rcchristi (user info) at 2005-12-10 17:53:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
someone else wrote that on ubersite
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-12-10 17:52:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
much better than the original