Drugs don't seem so bad now. (1572 hits)
Category: Sound & MusicRating: 1 on 7 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by EvolvedChicken (View user info) at 2005-12-11 15:35:02 EST
So, there's a very well known list of the worst album covers ever. Here's a link if you haven't seen it. http://porktornado.diaryland.com/albumcover.html My friend and I came across an album titled "Zip Zap Rap". Somehow, we were curious. What did his music sound like? What does he have to say? So, we downloaded the song. As we listened, I had some thoughts going on in my head.
1. We have a problem with wiggers here in Iowa. How bad is it in other states?
2. Do I have to move out of Iowa to obtain cocaine? Now, I'm influenced to use it.
3. Did Dave have a problem finding women?
I should have known better than to listen to a "rapper" naming himself "Devastatin Dave". Forgive me for my stupidity, ubersite. This is the type of music where you can't believe anyone made this until you hear it. Thus, I will leave you with the song to download. If it doesn't work, use limewire.
Devastatin Dave - Zip Zap Rap.mp3 (4 MB) [audio/mpeg]
User Reviews
Submitted by Pelvis_Man (user info) at 2005-12-12 23:00:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Well my name is Dave and I'm here to say.
Zip Zap Rap owns j00.
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-12-11 23:31:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
the turntable slave
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-12-11 21:17:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
3. I don't give a shit.
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-12-11 19:43:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
1. Wiggers are everywhere. There is no avoiding them.
2. Go for it.
3. I don't give a shit.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-12-11 18:28:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Don't breed.
It just looked shit so Im not gonna even attempt to read it
Who pissed in this guys gene pool? C'mon, own up, someone is responsible.
Hahaha. I still hate you.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2005-12-11 16:19:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
excellent
Submitted by Lmarie22000 (user info) at 2005-12-11 16:14:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Haha.
I always wanted to know what Devastatin' Dave sounded like.
He rocks.