Double Jointed People are Just Gay (1910 hits)
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Submitted by Levity (View user info) at 2005-12-12 13:04:16 EST
Seriously have you seen these freaks?
Bending all over the place, its not right I tell you, it's just not right.
If we were meant to be double jointed don't you think we would ALL be double jointed?
Look at how they bend their shit around in odd directions, mocking us rigid folks.
Fuck those fuckers.
There has to be a cure, I hope the find it soon because I'm not going to stand for this anymore.
Double Jointed = gay no doubt about it, the only possible good I could see of it would be the ability to give reach around with changing positions.
HEY! All you double jointed fuckers, stay away from me and the rest of the normal people you scary mother fuckers!
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Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-01-20 08:55:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2005-12-12 21:34:44 (#)
Ranking: 2
"If we were meant to be double jointed don't you think we would ALL be double jointed?"
If you substittue "black" for "double jointed," it's equally true
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+2 for this review. It made me snort with politically incorrect joy.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-12-13 15:16:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
zzzzzzzzzzzzz
Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2005-12-12 21:34:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"If we were meant to be double jointed don't you think we would ALL be double jointed?"
If you substittue "black" for "double jointed," it's equally true
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-12-12 16:47:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
He's right. I do.
Submitted by ramenforsupper (user info) at 2005-12-12 16:46:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I know whose alter you are...
and so does that guy ^
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2005-12-12 16:43:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I guessed to myself that the first word of this post would be "Seriously" and I was right! And that made me smile. So +1? Ahhhhh, yes. The +1. It is making a comeback, ya know.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-12-12 15:42:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
shit *him, ignore him
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-12-12 15:41:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
this post is made by an alter just ignore me.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-12 15:34:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Looking at those pictures gives my eyes a headache.
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-12-12 15:29:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i'm still puzzled as to why this made me laugh
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-12-12 15:28:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
hey i'm double jointed, but i'm only half gay....
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-12-12 15:14:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I can do all of those things with my fingers, but none of the other stuff.
Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2005-12-12 14:40:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I'm double-jointed hips-down and I'm not gay. Wait, I'm half double-jointed and bi, so you're half right cause I'm half-gay. I'm gunna put both feet behind my head and roll around the house now.
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2005-12-12 14:33:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Levity (user info) at 2005-12-12 13:36:29 (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't really know, but he is double gay...can you do that too?
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Boy oh boy can I ever...
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2005-12-12 14:16:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-12-12 13:07:11 (#)
Ranking: 2
And balls.
Don't ask.
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-12-12 13:06:41 (#)
Ranking: 1
I have a double-jointed cock.
True story.
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Can you fuck your own ass? Can you write a poem about it? That would be the RoX00r.
Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2005-12-12 14:08:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
my thumb is bendier :)
Submitted by Levity (user info) at 2005-12-12 13:43:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Alters are cool aren't they?
Submitted by ramenforsupper (user info) at 2005-12-12 13:41:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Even this alter can agree: double jointed people are ghey.
Submitted by Levity (user info) at 2005-12-12 13:36:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't really know, but he is double gay...can you do that too?
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2005-12-12 13:35:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Is that guy in the 4th picture actually double-jointed? I'm pretty sure I can do that just fine.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-12-12 13:33:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
freaky
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-12-12 13:32:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
oddly random, this.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-12-12 13:24:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Keep on truckin', soul of wit.
Submitted by Levity (user info) at 2005-12-12 13:21:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't know, I couldn't hear you dipshit.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2005-12-12 13:20:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
At the risk of sounding like Hitler. I think they are ethnically unpure and we should exterminate them all.
I didn't sound like him did I?
Submitted by Levity (user info) at 2005-12-12 13:20:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
DIE DOUBLE JOINTER!
Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2005-12-12 13:19:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by Wrightcopy (user info) at 2005-12-12 13:17:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Everything that those people are doing with their fingers, I can do with mine. It's actually quite fun grossing people out by showing them.
Submitted by Levity (user info) at 2005-12-12 13:15:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Righteous Association Against Double Jointed Queer Baits, Inc. LLC. All right reserved up in this mutha fucka
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-12-12 13:14:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
RAADJQB??? WTF is that?
Submitted by Levity (user info) at 2005-12-12 13:13:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
you're the thing in the second picture arent you?
Looks like Berty only gayer.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-12-12 13:09:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Don't call me a bitch, bitch.
Bitch not the bitch who's bitching you, bitch-bitch.
Submitted by Levity (user info) at 2005-12-12 13:07:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Well, I thought you were cool but obviously you are just double jointed, bitch
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-12-12 13:07:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
And balls.
Don't ask.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-12-12 13:06:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I have a double-jointed cock.
True story.