SuperBitch (1041 hits)
Category: GeneralRating: -0.11 on 11 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by bLinkiSh (View user info) at 2005-12-12 18:28:58 EST
Being frequently bored at work is a bitch when you work from home. Thankfully, being my own boss lets me do whatever I want, including slack off. Last week was a long one and, with Christmas coming up followed by my birthday, I am wishing for a holiday.
I have used my slacker time to come up with a solution. Instead of sitting at my desk, I have created a SuperBitch to do it for me.
My SuperBitch is reliable, responsible and, most importantly, a bitch. She deals with clients in a brisk and professional manor, never taking extra 'chat' time on the company dollar. She has filing skills that border on perfection. She actually LIKES typing. And she's hot.
That doesn't really help her run my business, but if I'm going to run off for a vacation with the girls, my husband needs some eye candy. She will distract him enough so he won't bitch about making his own dinner, but she's not real enough to sleep with.
I love her already.
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Submitted by Deconstruction (user info) at 2006-01-07 00:57:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2005-12-13 10:16:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Kind of a waste of time. Which is what I think the point of this was. But don't waste mine.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-12-13 10:09:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
didn't quite make the grade
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-12-13 06:07:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2005-12-12 22:25:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Haysd,.....nITHE OBE WAN eh? Youf fought me?
lolep? ARE YOU ...coa/.
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-12-12 21:50:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I got to get me one of those.
Submitted by Blinkish (user info) at 2005-12-12 21:13:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Menage between you, me and the hubby or you me and Jesse?
Ah fuck it, just bring Jesse and if I don't like her she can tape it.
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2005-12-12 20:48:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"She will distract him enough so he won't bitch about making his own dinner, but she's not real enough to sleep with."
I'LL BE THE JUDGE OF THAT!
Just kidding.
Seriously though, think we can get a little menage going? Jesse just got home so I'll bring the green. Hell, I'll bring her and we do some fun shit. Better put stinky to bed early.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2005-12-12 19:54:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Could you let SuperBitch make the next post? You can be on vacation...
Submitted by AlexorGM (user info) at 2005-12-12 19:01:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
you must've copied this from your blog.
Submitted by Blinkish (user info) at 2005-12-12 18:30:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ugo.com/channels/comics/heroMachine2/heromachine2.asp
Here's the link to make your very own super hero. Ahh how I love wasting time.