Keith Richards - WTF? (No Real Content People) (713 hits)
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Submitted by ih8u2man (View user info) at 2005-12-12 22:16:08 EST
I smoke. I've smoked for 10 years. I fucking love to smoke.
I drink. Every day I drink 6-10 drinks. I fucking love to drink.
Despite this I know that if I don't stop or at least slow down
soon I am undoubtably and unequivically going to die sooner then
fate dictates as a result of my addictions. As well as my ignorance.
Enough "fuck-me-I'm-gonna-die" bullshit. How the fuck does Keith Richards
do it do you think? He must feel like shit every day.
I know he drinks orange pop and vodka constantly. Exorborant amounts
of J.D. course through him as well on a weekly basis. 2.5 packs of
smokes per day, on top of a rich diet of whatever he deems apropo.
I know, I know. You're probably thinking -
"FUCK YOU IH8U2MAN - GO FUCK A DEAD GOAT!!!1"
or
"GO SUFFOCATE YOURSELF IN A GOATSE HOLE YOU CUNTRAG!"
I know that I am no rock star. Although I am a wanna be.
But what are your thoughts UBER rock fans? Did he sign a deed with the
devil? Perhaps it is the booze and nicotine that are keeping him alive.
Even though that doesn't make sense in contrast to other cases of long
term dependancy. Indeed he is an anomally in every sense, and a medical
miracle, but c'mon people.....think about for a second.
It's amazing.
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Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2005-12-13 10:03:59 EST (#)
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It would seem that those people who gorge their addictions live the longest. For instance, I have 2 uncles who are the fattiest fat fucks on the planet. They even had triple bypass surgery on the same day. They are only 50. They lived, and the doc said they had to exercise and eat right, yada yada. They are now BIGGER than they were before. They'll live forever. Now, my brother in law was fit as a fiddle. An accomplished cyclist with a super diet. Because he had a hereditary heart condition, he took careful steps to maintain his health. He died a few months ago at age 47 from a massive heart attack.
I think we go when we are finished here, and that's it. Enjoy your life and all that it entails.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-12-13 08:17:56 EST (#)
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The whole time I was reading this, I was thinking "Carol Richard's husband? Who the fuck is Keith Richards?"
And then I got to the picture and I instantly remembered.
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-12-13 06:59:27 EST (#)
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Keith went over the edge years ago, and everyone said "Well, he's fucked. He went over the edge."
But then they looked down, over the edge, and there's a fucking ledge there and he landed on it.
"Hey, there's a ledge beyond the edge. What a lucky fuckin' guy I am. Throw down my guitar, I got a riff."
A ledge beyond the edge, Keith found it. What a fucking explorer. What a bold guy.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-12-13 00:53:46 EST (#)
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6-10 drinks a day?
Fuck man, around here we'd call you...
A sad-sack alchie.
Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2005-12-12 23:35:55 EST (#)
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If there ever was an Apocalypse the only things alive would be Keith Richards and cockroaches.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-12-12 22:31:52 EST (#)
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Submitted by prozacaddict (user info) at 2005-12-12 22:29:45 (#)
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if the booze and smokes keep him alive, i'll live forever.
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Same here. In fact, the amount of booze and smokes I've already consumed have undoubtedly added 25 years to my life.
Submitted by prozacaddict (user info) at 2005-12-12 22:29:45 EST (#)
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if the booze and smokes keep him alive, i'll live forever.
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2005-12-12 22:26:43 EST (#)
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As I got up in front of them, I felt an intoxication that had nothing to
do with alcohol. It was the intoxication of being a public spectacle.
-- Homer Simpson
Dancin' Homer