To My Beloved (623 hits)
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Submitted by EvolvedChicken (View user info) at 2005-12-12 22:17:23 EST
To my beloved,
I remember five years ago, I heard you would be moving to the U.S. Because I knew you, I was so excited. I couldn't wait until we would see each other. I even remember the nickname you had. It was "Dolphin".
Finally, a year passed. I waited so long, and I finally saw you. When I held you, I was so comfortable. You were so smooth and graceful to the touch. That night, we stayed up all night together. Ever since then, I loved turning you on. You made such wonderful sounds when I did. You were more beautiful than the sunsets in Florida.
Yet something went wrong. During our relationship, I was attracted to someone else. I grew interested in her as I got to know her. Because of this, I left you without saying goodbye. You haven't been attracting me during that time. I was so dazed by the other girl.
Finally, I saw you again. You were alone. Nobody wanted you, and I felt so sorry. So I decided to spend time with you. You were so willing to welcome me back. Now, my love for you has grown even more. I doubted you, and it hurts both of us that I did this. You took so much abuse. People thought you were gay, people though you were ugly and even too immature. Little did they realize they never knew you like I did. I don't deserve you. Thanks for welcoming me back, my beloved Gamecube. X-box will not separate us like this again.
Love,
EvolvedChicken
User Reviews
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-12-13 10:04:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
what, no love for atari?
Submitted by katianakate (user info) at 2005-12-13 10:00:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Unexpected. Had an idea 'it' wasn't female when it took you back and you still liked it (if it were a girl, most men would think she had no respect for herself and a)suck the life out of her to emotional deadness and leave her or b)just leave her)
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2005-12-13 09:47:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Through the first couple of paragraphs I was thinking "Damn this is shitty." Then the last paragraph.
Props dude. Props.
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-12-13 06:54:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Well, certainly didn't go the way I'd expected it to, which is a good thing, but still not enough to warrant a positive rating for just a so-so post.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-12-13 04:50:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
If a woman ever called me 'dolphin' I'd vomit into her cunt.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-12-13 02:47:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
my beloved is my: Black Knight pin-ball game
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2005-12-12 23:38:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You had me at "Hello."
....if you had said "hello."
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-12-12 22:54:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I still own a Pong game, circa 1972. Your bitch blows.
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2005-12-12 22:20:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-12-12 22:18:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
GameCube is alright. If you didn't win an XBox 360.