Jewish Children (925 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 0.24 on 28 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Santa Clause (View user info) at 2005-12-13 05:43:20 EST
I don't love you and I never will.
Sorry.
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Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-12-15 08:03:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Dreg (user info) at 2005-12-15 00:26:30 (#)
Ranking: 2
For the future could you just not post the link to wherey ou posted it first? We now understand you post there and if we find it there will know it's you, and posting the link right away takes you out of the story.
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If I do not post it (the link), I get a bunch of stupid shits telling me that I copied it from another site. I was tired of listening to those picky little bastards telling me I plagiarized my own work.
Submitted by Dreg (user info) at 2005-12-13 19:14:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
A cookie would be delicious right now
Submitted by Dante_Alighieri (user info) at 2005-12-13 18:16:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
...Good job. You wanna cookie?
Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2005-12-13 14:21:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
it was always a hoot telling my non-jewish friends that santa was fake.
Submitted by Dreg (user info) at 2005-12-13 13:36:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I enjoy that the majority of the -2s come from people who don't get it.
Submitted by Boondock (user info) at 2005-12-13 11:27:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-12-13 09:56:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Short but sweet
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-12-13 09:55:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
chanukah harry.
*wanders in desert for 40 years in shame*
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-12-13 09:54:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
its all good
we get channakah harry
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-12-13 09:53:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
fuckin christianzs
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2005-12-13 09:47:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Yes, but they get 8 crazy nights. And they are the chosen people.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2005-12-13 09:36:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-12-13 09:10:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hehehe
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-12-13 09:04:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You have chosen...
Poorly.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2005-12-13 08:58:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I alomost -2 it, but then I saw the link.
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-12-13 07:57:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-12-13 07:12:49 (#)
Ranking: 1
where's the shoutout? where's the link?
boooo
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A +1 simply because Tim demanded a shoutout. I don't know why I find humor in this, but I do.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-12-13 07:46:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
First the Easter Bunny, now you?
I feel so lonely.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-13 07:33:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hahaha
I like the cut of your jib, boy
Submitted by Dreg (user info) at 2005-12-13 07:16:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I figured the established uberers wouldn't need one, but for those not in the know http://www.ubersite.com/m/73351 .
I've been reading all the replies since I posted this instead of studying for my exam in 20 minutes.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-12-13 07:12:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
where's the shoutout? where's the link?
boooo
Submitted by Quale (user info) at 2005-12-13 07:06:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Dreg (user info) at 2005-12-13 06:38:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
It's sad that I've waited nearly 4 months for this post.
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2005-12-13 06:30:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
That's alright, I get my presents as part of the Russian secular new-year's celebrations anyway.
Old Saint Nick can go suck a dick, the Russkies got Father Winter to take care of them.
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2005-12-13 06:10:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2005-12-13 06:00:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Dreg (user info) at 2005-12-13 05:53:23 (#)
Ranking: -2
Tim Allen sucks
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Ok Dreg. Slight redemption there.
Submitted by Dreg (user info) at 2005-12-13 05:53:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Tim Allen sucks.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2005-12-13 05:44:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Santa Claus.
You can't spell either
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2005-12-13 05:44:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Deep.