Fwoggy's Wevenge (425 hits)
Category: HumorRating: -0.55 on 9 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by The Last Prophet (View user info) at 2005-12-14 09:06:36 EST
A little boy walks into a whore house dragging a DEAD frog on a leash.
He walks up to the pimp and says "Mista, Gib me yow whore wid da wust case a huppies." and slaps $200 up on the counter.
The pimp is pleased with the amount offered and directs the little boy up the stairs and to the first door on the left.
About thirty minutes later the little boy comes wobbling out of the room and down the stairs looking as happy as a clam. He almost made it out the door when the pimp called him back in.
"Lil' boy, tell me why you dus pait me 2 hunnud dollas to fuck ma beitch wid da worst casa huppies."
"Well sa, it goes lite dis." the little boys says. I juss pait you 2 hundwed dollas to scwew yuwa whore wid da wust case a huppies. Now, I gonna go home an I'm gonna scwew my babysitta. Momma and Daddy are commin home at eight an Daddy's gonna dwive da babysitta home an he's gonna swew her on da way. Den, Daddy's gonna come home and scwew momma at about ten tutty. Tomawow, afta Daddy goes to wuk at eight-tutty da milkman will come at nine-tutty and scwew my momma.
AN DAT'S WHAT DAT MUTTA FUCKA GETS FOR WUNNING OVA MY FWOGGY!
User Reviews
Submitted by DrSeussman (user info) at 2005-12-14 14:37:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Old one dude, check around before doing that you could have made out much better.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-12-14 11:19:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Dammit woman, why'd you give dat dam loch ness monsta tree fiddy?
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2005-12-14 10:06:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
What the fuck is this shit?
ENGLISH MOTHER FUCKER! DO YOU SPEAK IT?!?
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2005-12-14 09:46:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Ha ha. Kids are funny.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-12-14 09:30:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2005-12-14 09:26:37 (#)
Ranking: -2
Heard it before.
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I haven't. I thought this was great!
Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2005-12-14 09:26:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Heard it before.
Submitted by nate (user info) at 2005-12-14 09:17:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
check out this fucked up little soldier
http://yementimes.com/article.shtml?i=901&p=local&a=1
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2005-12-14 09:11:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I love it.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-12-14 09:10:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Whad Da Fuck?