Teh Hotness Part Six: Rock and Roll (1438 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 1.02 on 55 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by CookieLass (View user info) at 2005-12-14 16:51:20 EST
I know I usually do these on Thursday, but Hump Day seemed like a better choice this week. Pun totally intended.
Only 2 in this list are my own nominations. Thank Sassmasterr and Siren for Rivers Cuomo. Siren is singlehandedly responsible for Beck... Deidra is responsible for Anthony Keidis, and BrittInToledo is responsible for Bono. But I seconded that one, because I love him so. Chris Cornell is aaaaaaaallll me, baby.
Enjoy.
User Reviews
Submitted by Havoc (user info) at 2005-12-16 18:49:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
WTF is this poo poo?? I expected some fine ass ladies but instead i got this??? What the fuck?? I shoulda looked at the author I suppose. Im an idiot.
Submitted by Ferretnose (user info) at 2005-12-16 16:52:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Verra nice, lass.
I love that Dave Grohl simply on the basis of his teeth. I have a thing for big shiny teeth. Err, call me strange, but I find Professor Snape somewhat appealing. No, not the rocker that looks like him, I mean Alan Rickman playing Snape. wtf? I'll have a go at the older gentleman who plays Malfoy, Sr. as well. Rowr!
Submitted by sinna (user info) at 2005-12-16 04:48:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
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Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2005-12-14 17:25:29 (#)
Ranking: 2
i dont know why anyone thinks Bono is a pompous ass.
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I do.
Submitted by DanielH (user info) at 2005-12-16 02:26:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Silly girl.
Submitted by supervixen (user info) at 2005-12-16 02:17:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh, Chris Cornell, yeah baby, mmm-hmmm, alright, yeah, you know what I'm saying....
sorry, getting distracted. Can't Change Me - on my top ten best ever song list, for sure.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2005-12-16 02:06:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh right, my bad. I could bother to actually read your posts instead of merely eyeballing these poor men like huge, quivering hunks of really effeminate meat. Forget what I said. For the record, the rest of you women have shitty taste in men.
Submitted by TimeCop (user info) at 2005-12-16 01:39:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Rivers wins, hands down. Chris Cornell looks too much like a white version of Warrick on CSI.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-12-15 17:00:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Phuzzy, his name is Paul David Hewson. His mother called him Bono, latin for Bono Vox, coincidentally a hearing aid retailer... I think the gibberish name you're thinking of is the one his son has... the son who named himself at age 4: Elijah Bob Patricius Guggi Q.
He can't play the guitar, but he sure can sing. Haven't you ever lied on your CV before?
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2005-12-15 16:46:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Bono - Name comes from Bono Vox, a name he gave himself, meaning ¨sweet voice¨, but he first had this ridiculously long gibberish name, of which I cannot remember. Went to audition/join/try out for U2, claiming he could sing and play guitar. He didn¨t have the faintest idea how to do either.
Or so I heard.
Submitted by Ejryuu (user info) at 2005-12-15 12:03:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Chris Cornell +2. If I were the ghey menz, I'd hit that.
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2005-12-15 11:49:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
My favorite musician is my boyfriend (mmmm...)
But Chris Cornell is pretty hot, too.
Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2005-12-15 11:12:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-12-15 08:10:39 (#)
Ranking: 0
I am deeply suspicious of all musicians.
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Musicians are the geeky, introverted guys who you never noticed at high school. They were bad at sports and wore wooly tracksuit pants every day in summer to cover up their spindly white legs.
Dave Grohl is The Man, but not hot. If I was gay I'd do Cornell, but only if he pissed off straight afterwards and didn't ask for cuddles.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-15 10:23:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah, that Chris Cornell is pretty tasty. Mmmmm
Submitted by Wrightcopy (user info) at 2005-12-15 10:00:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
TRENT REZNOR! Oh I love him I love him I love him I love him.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-12-14 17:23:53 (#)
Ranking: 2
Yummy Trent!
My favorite pic of him.....
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y266/xx_miss_spookiness_xx/nine_inch_nails_9.jpg
coz I'm a sick bitch
That's HOT. I have the uncensored Closer video on my computer, and that picture is actually from that. The faces he makes... god, I could watch him tied up like that for hours and be completely satisfied. I love that video.
Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2005-12-15 09:36:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I have to stand up for my man AK.
Read his autobiog' He's actually dated shit load of Women but each and everyone of them have dumped before too long due to the true love of his life China White.
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-12-15 09:14:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Dave Grohl is so gay it hurts.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-12-15 08:57:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
shut up.
cunt
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-12-15 08:56:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Actually... his mother started calling him that when he was a little kid. It was always a private family nickname until she died of a brain hemmorage when he was 14. He goes by it now as an homage to her.
Lisa, my taste in men is just fine. I'm only responsible for Chris Cornell on this particular post.... this is an all-uber list. Not just my own favourites.
Submitted by nahnoneofit (user info) at 2005-12-15 08:43:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
bono...he calls him self bono. come the fuck on.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-12-15 08:10:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I am deeply suspicious of all musicians.
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-12-15 08:10:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That's a pretty badass drawing.
I should give this a negative rating for the following reasons:
There is no photo of me in a bubble bath.
Trent Resnor (sp?) is a raging dingle-berry.
Needs more laflammer.
Submitted by Blinkish (user info) at 2005-12-15 03:50:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-12-14 20:45:48 (#)
Ranking: -2
look, y'all... *ahem* Jeanneee and Blinkish.... no more grumping or adding to. I have a method! i have a plan! I have 17 editions of these buggers planned out!! Just because someone's not on this edition doesn't mean they're not on my list.
Deep soothing breaths.
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So long as you know "the look" I'm happy. Every woman should get that look at least once. ;)
Submitted by crazyaardvark (user info) at 2005-12-15 02:18:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Interesting. I'm looking forward to the next teh hotness
Submitted by Dreg (user info) at 2005-12-15 02:13:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-12-14 18:58:22 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-12-14 18:15:24 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Dreg (user info) at 2005-12-14 17:41:44 (#)
Ranking: 2
Rivers Cuomo is calming to look at. Everything about him says "I'm not threatening whatsoever"
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His eyes say that, but he's a fucked up dude. And a bit of a prick, from what I hear.
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a. go to harvard (check)
b. worth millions (check)
e. can go out at any time, any where and get laid by a hot chick (check)
yup, i think its ok for him to be a prick
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Yeah, everone I know who has interacted with him has called him an ass, but that doesn't change his appearance.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2005-12-15 02:05:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Cookie, I'm afraid you have poor taste in men, and I may be forced to start my own series. I will take one Chris Cornell, though. Hold the pants.
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2005-12-14 23:11:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
BONIO IS A CUNT.
But Beck and Rivers rock, so +2.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-12-14 22:43:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
mmm... Bono
What about Dave Navarro?
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-12-14 20:45:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
look, y'all... *ahem* Jeanneee and Blinkish.... no more grumping or adding to. I have a method! i have a plan! I have 17 editions of these buggers planned out!! Just because someone's not on this edition doesn't mean they're not on my list.
Deep soothing breaths.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-12-14 20:45:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
ha! that guy looks like bart!
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-12-14 19:31:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
You put in Rivers Cuomo and left out Josh Homme? Have you taken leave of your senses woman?
Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2005-12-14 19:22:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Got to love a woman that knows what she wants.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-12-14 18:58:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-12-14 18:15:24 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Dreg (user info) at 2005-12-14 17:41:44 (#)
Ranking: 2
Rivers Cuomo is calming to look at. Everything about him says "I'm not threatening whatsoever"
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His eyes say that, but he's a fucked up dude. And a bit of a prick, from what I hear.
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a. go to harvard (check)
b. worth millions (check)
e. can go out at any time, any where and get laid by a hot chick (check)
yup, i think its ok for him to be a prick
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-12-14 18:56:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You sure you're not a lady Sass? Because I know a couple of things.....
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-12-14 18:50:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Rivers esta teh roxxorz.
thanks!
also, if i were a lady, i'd bear dave grohl's babies.
but i'm not a lady.
Submitted by Orla (user info) at 2005-12-14 18:49:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-12-14 17:23:53 (#)
Ranking: 2
Yummy Trent!
My favorite pic of him.....
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y266/xx_miss_spookiness_xx/nine_inch_nails_9.jpg
coz I'm a sick bitch
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When I saw the Trent Reznor section, I was actually going to refer to this picture, too. But, Forensic Girl beat me.
Mmmmm. . .
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-12-14 18:41:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Don't spoil my Christmas Edition, Blinkish.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-12-14 18:39:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
that whole posting phase I was in during the autumn?
yeah, that one.
seems to have hit you too.
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-12-14 18:15:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Dreg (user info) at 2005-12-14 17:41:44 (#)
Ranking: 2
Rivers Cuomo is calming to look at. Everything about him says "I'm not threatening whatsoever"
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His eyes say that, but he's a fucked up dude. And a bit of a prick, from what I hear.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2005-12-14 18:04:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
but that guy from weezer= -2
dave grohl, et. al make up for it
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2005-12-14 17:55:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Needs more Winger!
Submitted by Drone_of_Industry (user info) at 2005-12-14 17:43:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
this was embarrassing, knowing my guy's guy coworkers could see it on my monitor
Submitted by Dreg (user info) at 2005-12-14 17:41:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Rivers Cuomo is calming to look at. Everything about him says "I'm not threatening whatsoever"
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-12-14 17:32:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
CookieLass- not true. I for one am always curious as to what is going on.
Submitted by Blinkish (user info) at 2005-12-14 17:27:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I have a nomination!
Norman Reedus from Boondock Saints. He is the little brother. Granted Sean Patrick Flanery is sexy in a more traditional way, but Norman has that whole bad boy-I'm-gonna-fuck-you-til-you-scream look. *shiver*
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-12-14 17:27:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Cookie-
when are you gonna do Guy Pearce?! I've got my bib (for drooling) all ready to go!
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2005-12-14 17:25:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i dont know why anyone thinks Bono is a pompous ass. I think he's awesome.
But then again, some people here think I'm a pompous ass, so maybe that has something to do with it.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-12-14 17:23:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yummy Trent!
My favorite pic of him.....
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y266/xx_miss_spookiness_xx/nine_inch_nails_9.jpg
coz I'm a sick bitch
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-12-14 17:23:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Xcuses - I've actually got another 32 men on the list, but they're tough to find loads of pictures of, seeing as how they're virtual unknowns (most of them). Plus, "real life" is really starting to get insane, and I just don't have a whole hell of alot of time anymore. I sat down to post about everything a few days ago but decided not to. You guys don't actually give a good goddamn what I'm going through currently, and the few who do know how to get in touch with me off-Uber. So... Yeah. That.
Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2005-12-14 17:19:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I've heard some less than flattering things about Trent Reznor, just to warn you.
Admittedly, they were third hand, but they were pretty anti "the hotness" is all.
That last Bono pic makes him look like a human being, which I thought he'd given
up on long ago... I wouldn't make too much about being nominated for a Nobel Peace
Prize though-- I mean, George Bush got nominated too, on the grounds that he removed
Saddam Hussein from power. The nomination doesn't mean anything more than some member
of the Norwegian Parliament thought Bono was pretty spiffy...
"Hah! Attempted murder? Now honestly, what is that?
Do they give a Nobel prize for attempted chemistry? Do they?"
Submitted by Astropath (user info) at 2005-12-14 17:10:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah, not seeing any Meat Loaf here.
Submitted by punkerrjess (user info) at 2005-12-14 17:07:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
AUTO +2 for Dave Grohl.
As for the rest, just eh.
But Dave, aaahhh Dave, I'm drooling!
Submitted by Rope (user info) at 2005-12-14 17:06:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Compared to RATM/Soundgarden, Audioslave are fucking dross.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-12-14 17:06:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
after looking at these n00bs I realized one thing...you must be coming to an end of this series
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-12-14 17:04:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm gonna rate the poster, and not the post...
Where have you been, missy? I've missed you...
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-12-14 16:54:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Excuse me Cookie, but I notice a lack of the greatest musician of all time....
Kip Winger
Are you fucking crazy? Where is he? Where is the boat made of dreams that shall forever be known as Winger? My heart hurts for horny women everywhere...