Microsoft Powerpoint Slideshow: "The Diary of Ahnuld Schwarzenegger" (2139 hits)
Category: GraphicsLabels: ETS_Comedy_Photoshops
Rating: 1.45 on 81 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (View user info) at 2005-12-14 17:11:19 EST
This is a Microsoft Powerpoint slideshow. I've been doing a little experimenting in PP, and I like it, so if this goes over well, I'll probably do more. The cool thing about Powerpoint is you can do a lot more with the content than just photos. It's multimedia, so it is a bit more interesting.
If you don't have Microsoft Powerpoint on your PC, you can download a free viewer here that will allow you to see the file:
http://www.microsoft.com/downloads/details.aspx?FamilyID=428d5727-43ab-4f24-90b7-a94784af71a4&displaylang=en
For those of you unfamiliar with slideshows, here are a few simple instructions...
To go to the next slide: click anywhere on the screen
To exit: Hit 'Esc'
There is sound, so turn up your speakers.
To play a sound byte: click the little speaker icons
ENJOY!
ahnuld-and-tookie.pps (1 MB) [application/vnd.ms-powerpoint]
User Reviews
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-12-27 17:39:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
haha stupid arnold
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-12-16 20:44:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Your music sucks balls, emo cry baby.
Woooeeeeoeoooeeeeeoooooeeeeeee
Now it's time for your bath. Mommy will draw it for you.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-12-16 19:29:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This would have been alright if you two fags hadn't played "tummy-sticks" in the reviews.
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-12-16 19:02:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ladies, please - put the claws away. Jesus loves you both equally.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-12-16 17:57:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't need convincing. I know, and everyone else who bothers to read our bullshit replies below knows it.
Look, Shlongy, I don't know you. You don't know me. You wanna be an internet badass, that's fine. Just stay the fuck away from my posts, or your ass will get owned every fucking time. I'm not taking your childish insults lying down like everyone else might. If that makes me childish too, then so be it.
If I say your fucking music sucks, it fucking sucks. There are plenty of times you've said the same thing about my music where previously you've given me positive reviews. In the past I've tried to give you the benefit of the doubt, but at this point you've pretty much convinced me you're nothing but an asshole who thinks WAY too highly of himself. So bring your shit on my posts again and you're gonna get your shit throw right back at you. Then I'll laugh in your extremely nasaly face as you jack up my heat.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-12-16 17:48:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Are you trying to convince yourself?
It sure sounds like it, gayboy.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-12-16 17:38:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You see how pathetic he is, people? He just won't let it go.
He knows he's been beaten, but still he struggles like a bag of dead frogs, who by the way share a rung with Shlongy on the 'attractiveness' ladder.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-12-16 17:21:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Fucking asshole, liar...You were kissing my ass for a few months along with everyone else, you smelly looking piece of shit.
You just take your -2's a little too seriously for a supposed "grown-up".
I can only imagine what kind of waterfall would gush from your eyeballs after I bitch-slapped you 4 or 5 times.
Your tears could probably single-handedly end the drought in Africa.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-12-16 01:25:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-12-15 17:53:38 (#)
Ranking: 1
if you are going to talk shit fuckface get your ducks in a row first.
the reason I have that many reviews is because I have 7 hours to fill at work when I'm not actually working.
thats 1,750 hours last year that whilst at work I had to find something to do to keep from going completely nuts from boredom.
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Railroading you was an unfortunate after-effect of which I'm neither proud nor willing to perpetuate.
I know howit is at a shitty job where there's nothing to but stare at a fucking screen for hours. It sucks. I find myself looking for the nearest clocktower daily.
Rad, the difference between you and Shlong-fuckie here is that you actually make me laugh every now and then. You actually POST every now and then. You actually leave a constructive review every now and then. You have something to contribute every now and then. Shlongy, on the other hand, is a worthless, two-bit, piece of fucking donkey shit who, for some fucking unknown reason, get attention on this site, the intelligence of which, I question more and more with each passing day.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-12-15 17:56:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
god.
im such a loser.
(notice the multiple reviews?)
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH LOSER
*kills self*
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-12-15 17:55:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
in other words, don't railroad me in your little bitch fight with el shlongo.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-12-15 17:53:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
if you are going to talk shit fuckface get your ducks in a row first.
the reason I have that many reviews is because I have 7 hours to fill at work when I'm not actually working.
thats 1,750 hours last year that whilst at work I had to find something to do to keep from going completely nuts from boredom.
nevermind my excessive camping and multiple reviews within minutes of each other because I didn't quite finish a thought.
I really think that having a full social life including going on short holiday every month, playing poker at the casino and at the house weekly, partying on the weekends, and making a shit ton of cash not really doing anything at work crying EMO tears being a starving artist political reactionary with anger problems.
Did I cover that enough, or do you wanna hug now?
Submitted by Blinkish (user info) at 2005-12-15 15:54:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sorry ETS went to bed and haven't had a chance to come back until now. yes I was referring to hiding the icons until they are meat to play, but you can also change the icons to a more attractive object, one that fits into your background. Usually I only use that if I'm giving the presentation though. Confuses people who aren't familiar with the program.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-12-15 15:14:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-12-15 13:51:44 (#)
Ranking: -2
Hey! Look! I just found out about Power Point!
Apparently, it takes a little longer for advances in computer technology to make its way to the hillbillies in Indiana and Kentucky.
BTW..."Yes", you are the loser here. I already proved that, in detail, in last nights' thesis.
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Now you're just repeating yourself.
You lose.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-12-15 13:51:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Hey! Look! I just found out about Power Point!
Apparently, it takes a little longer for advances in computer technology to make its way to the hillbillies in Indiana and Kentucky.
BTW..."Yes", you are the loser here. I already proved that, in detail, in last nights' thesis.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-12-15 13:40:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-12-15 11:56:31 (#)
Ranking: 2
I love how you got Arnold's surname correct and fucked up his forename. ""
he's done it becuase that's how arnold says his name dumbass.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-12-15 13:25:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by nate (user info) at 2005-12-15 12:53:52 (#)
Ranking: -2
nothing quite like a cheap and nasty looking/sounding ppt presentation
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Nothing quite as useless as a user who sucks so bad everyone assumes he's gotta be an alter. Congratulations, you don't even have an identity.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2005-12-15 13:04:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by nate (user info) at 2005-12-15 12:53:52 (#)
Ranking: -2
nothing quite like a cheap and nasty looking/sounding ppt presentation
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Like you've ever done anything better.
Submitted by nate (user info) at 2005-12-15 12:53:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
nothing quite like a cheap and nasty looking/sounding ppt presentation
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-12-15 12:43:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
a good way of judging it is reviews recieved to rviews written.
i am about equal as is hidden, loki has more reviews than ones she has written.
those with loads written but not as many recieved tend to be the biggest uberlosers.
they also have the largest noses.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-12-15 12:32:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-12-15 11:43:33 (#)
Ranking: 0
yeah was just yanking your chain, didn't read the reviews, i should be dropping down taht list I make about 3 reviews a day now i am here.
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It's a little different when you've been here well over a year before Shlongy. I don't think you could reach his level of sorry-assness if you tried.
Well, on second thought, I won't go quite that far, but you've got a lot of catching up to do, put it that way. ;)
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-12-15 11:56:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I love how you got Arnold's surname correct and fucked up his forename.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-15 11:52:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Cool. I use PP just about everyday at work. There is so much you can do with it - great program.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-12-15 11:43:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
yeah was just yanking your chain, didn't read the reviews, i should be dropping down taht list I make about 3 reviews a day now i am here.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-12-15 11:42:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-12-15 10:05:25 (#)
Ranking: 0
That makes absolutely no sense.
Whether or not someone has something to say is completely independant of the media they use.
Besides, hadley, you're never going to like anything I do regardless of the media I use, so what's it matter to you?
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Let me clarify.
People who have nothing to say are more likely to make use of Powerpoint because they can dress up their lack of knowledge/information behind flashy animations and videos or sounds. As a result, their presentation itself is impressive, albeit devoid of meaningful content. In general.
I have liked several of the things you have posted. I just haven't commented on them because I wish to be known as a grumpy sourpuss who, as our darling TigerLilly so eloquently stated, couldn't get laid at the Bunny Ranch.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-12-15 11:28:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Let's examine something for a minute...
Here are the people who have written the most reviews on uber:
rad1101 (12309)
Registered: 2004-09-19 06:05:46 Hits: 319090 Messages: 277 Reviews: 18845 Reviewed: 12705 Avg Rating: 1.09
loki (749)
Registered: 2003-03-27 15:54:49 Hits: 484301 Messages: 692 Reviews: 17996 Reviewed: 21716 Avg Rating: 1.29
Shlongy (10879)
Registered: 2004-08-02 17:37:55 Hits: 139040 Messages: 98 Reviews: 17733 Reviewed: 6775 Avg Rating: 0.21
munkeypants (8420)
Registered: 2004-05-11 13:30:22 Hits: 101543 Messages: 103 Reviews: 15817 Reviewed: 4150 Avg Rating: 1.45
apollo88 (1507)
Registered: 2003-06-25 08:33:41 Hits: 337438 Messages: 362 Reviews: 15104 Reviewed: 14008 Avg Rating: 0.96
Caulaincourt (5604)
Registered: 2004-02-02 14:30:35 Hits: 124758 Messages: 81 Reviews: 14866 Reviewed: 4789 Avg Rating: 0.88
hidden101 (510)
Registered: 2003-02-06 16:22:39 Hits: 388622 Messages: 226 Reviews: 13445 Reviewed: 12956 Avg Rating: 0.88
I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (4914)
Registered: 2004-01-14 14:10:57 Hits: 47168 Messages: 233 Reviews: 11656 Reviewed: 12047 Avg Rating: -0.01
BLITZKREIG_BOB (4584)
Registered: 2003-12-31 09:26:34 Hits: 161785 Messages: 83 Reviews: 11227 Reviewed: 3101 Avg Rating: 1.58
polyamorousaj (5551)
Registered: 2004-01-31 19:49:44 Hits: 213993 Messages: 170 Reviews: 11038 Reviewed: 7746 Avg Rating: 1.08
Notice Shlongy there, sitting pretty at #3. Even the omnipresent munkeypants doesn't even come close, lagging about 2000 reviews behind. The only person with less of a life seems to be Rad. But let's be honest...who could compete with Rad? Loki is excused since she's been on the site a full 16 MONTHS before Shlongy even arrived, yet only has a couple hundred more reviews. Plus, Loki actually CREATES interesting posts.
Let's assume that each of Shlongy's purile and vacuous reviews have contained about 20 words each, on average. That seems to be about all he can muster and maintain even a modicum of coherency. That's being conservative as sometimes Shlongy's brain will fart for a prolonged period onto the unsuspecting page and the resulting stench will add up to a good 30 or maybe even 50 words! (WOW! Good for you, Shlongy!)
That means that Shlongy in his time has written about 354,660 words worth of reviews on ubersite.
According to Writer's Digest, the average length of an adult novel is around 120000 words. This means that our fair Shlongy has graced us with about 3 NOVELS worth of complete drivel in the reviews alone! Wow, thanks Shlongy!
And *I'm* the loser here?
That's fucking hilarious.
Try again, Shlongy, you worthless, sedentary has-been.
Submitted by JackalFett (user info) at 2005-12-15 10:38:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"hasta le vista Tookie"
AH HA HA HA HA HA
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-12-15 10:31:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm actually kind of surprised that ETS' tears haven't short-circuited his computer system.
Do you cover your keyboard with a tarp while you're Uber-ing?
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-12-15 10:05:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-12-15 08:00:33 (#)
Ranking: 0
Powerpoint for the post? Ugh....
Powerpoint is a tool for people who have nothing to say.
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That makes absolutely no sense.
Whether or not someone has something to say is completely independant of the media they use.
Besides, hadley, you're never going to like anything I do regardless of the media I use, so what's it matter to you?
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-12-15 09:18:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-12-15 08:56:55 (#)
Ranking: 0
The cool thing about Powerpoint is you can do a lot more with the content than just photos. It's multimedia, so it is a bit more interesting. """
REALLY???
and where would I get this NEW FANGLED AMAZING INVENTION?
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Boy, that hasn't been said yet!
What I OBVIOUSLY was getting at is, it's better than just jpegs in that way, which is about all that's ever posted here. To my knowledge, no one has ever posted a PP presentation on uber before. That's the new part I was referring to. But you knew that already.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-12-15 08:56:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
The cool thing about Powerpoint is you can do a lot more with the content than just photos. It's multimedia, so it is a bit more interesting. """
REALLY???
and where would I get this NEW FANGLED AMAZING INVENTION?
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-12-15 08:44:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fucking brilliant. I like the way you typed it I could hear it in Ahnuld's voice.
Dial-up users be warned, though, it is 1.9 megs.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-12-15 08:31:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
What the HELL was that?
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2005-12-15 08:26:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
This was kinda weak. But I like ETS, so I'll +2 it for effort.
Submitted by littledan (user info) at 2005-12-15 08:22:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
not a +2 b/c tookie died on the 13th not 12th... Either way, made me smile.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-12-15 08:00:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Powerpoint for the post? Ugh....
Powerpoint is a tool for people who have nothing to say.
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2005-12-15 07:27:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+1 for the effort and a further +1 for the bitch fight with Shlongy.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-12-15 03:07:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
work on it
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2005-12-15 00:25:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Take a +2 for making me use my Power Point viewer for the first time in over 2 years of owning this computer.
I see more use in the future.
-Dave
Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2005-12-14 23:00:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Shlongy's a big fat bully-head. Who stays on this site past the age of 30 just to make fun of 15-25 year olds?
What a hardass...and he's not even funny. It's just 8th grade garble.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-12-14 22:08:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Heh. Thanks for the heat, dumbass.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-12-14 21:23:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Lowest of the low, changing your opinion, you fucking 6 year old.
You enjoyed some of our music when I wasn't pointing out that you're a crybaby...and now you've changed that tune.
You're like a goodamn infant only hopefully, without the bed wetting, although that's not a given.
I'll slap you around like a Weeble someday, Mary.
Enjoy the rest of your life alone. Women loathe crybabies.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-12-14 21:20:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Geez, by my calculations - and please bear in mind that I'm expedentially smarter than you will ever be- your 223 attention starved posts make YOU a much bigger "loser" as you say, than I am.
My thousands of reviews - and the fact that you know how to access that information ALONE makes you a total dipshit zero - are important in that they point out that fact to total loser douchebags like you on a semi-daily basis.
And yet, you still come back for more.
Nice try. ETS- wrong again.
And the dog joke??? Are you kidding me? Fucking moron.
But you are allowed to have your opinion...that's what makes this such a great country.
Unfortunately for you, your opinion is wrong. I know for a fact. Uber took a vote.
I have the plaque for my Uber victory on my wall, next to a signed Kevin Cronin picture and a framed display of my first used condom.
Now grab a tissue and dab at that salty discharge coming out of your eyeballs, asshole.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-12-14 20:53:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Everything you ever wanted to know about Shlongy
# Reviews written: 17711
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What a fuckin' loser.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-12-14 20:51:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-12-14 20:44:28 (#)
Ranking: -2
Ahhhh, don't cry, Huey.
Oh, and as an aside...you're "cut downs" aren't funny at all. I'm absolutely certain I'm not the first to tell you that, Elroy.
But I knew I'd get a response...Kinda like when I tease my dogs with a milk bone.
Dipshit.
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Don't you mean tease your dogs with your cock?
And I've got news for you too, Shlongy, these little -2namis you rely so much on to get attention around here... They're not clever OR funny.
You are the most useless user on this site. Bar none. You have nothing to say. You have nothing to contribute except some two bit barbs with a snappy ending like 'dipshit'.
Your responses are about as predictable as your face is ugly and your music is sucky.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-12-14 20:44:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Ahhhh, don't cry, Huey.
Oh, and as an aside...you're "cut downs" aren't funny at all. I'm absolutely certain I'm not the first to tell you that, Elroy.
But I knew I'd get a response...Kinda like when I tease my dogs with a milk bone.
Dipshit.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-12-14 20:30:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-12-14 20:29:03 (#)
Ranking: -2
What happened...did "power point" just arrive in Western Kentucky?
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Yea, on the backs of your kinfolk from Afrika.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-12-14 20:29:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Blinkish (user info) at 2005-12-14 20:22:56 (#)
Ranking: 1
Pretty good PP presentation. If you hadn't realized, you can move the little "sound" icons to the bottom layer so no one notices them :)
I frequently have to make presentations for my company, and it's a kick ass program, but it takes a bit to figure out all the kinks.
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Yea, as you can plainly see by my sophisticated use of one of the powerpoint design templates for the backgrounds, I'm in the beginner phase. I assumed you could embed the sounds, but I thought it best to leave them for the user to click on when they want. That way people won't have involuntary "TOOOOKIE"s playing in their office.
Or did you mean you can hide the icons until it's their turn to be animated?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-12-14 20:29:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
What happened...did "power point" just arrive in Western Kentucky?
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-12-14 20:24:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
We do our fare share of politikin' 'round these here parts two now!
Why, just a couple months back, the town council got together and decided they want the red lights on the corn float at the annual parade instead of the traditional yeller'uns. Now if that ain't progressive! I just don't think I know what is.
Submitted by Blinkish (user info) at 2005-12-14 20:22:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Pretty good PP presentation. If you hadn't realized, you can move the little "sound" icons to the bottom layer so no one notices them :)
I frequently have to make presentations for my company, and it's a kick ass program, but it takes a bit to figure out all the kinks.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-12-14 20:10:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Franklin County in and about until I was 8 or 9 and back from time to time since then.
We talk about polertics in the capitol area, suffisticated an' all
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-12-14 20:04:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Union County, Western Kentucky. It's kinda near Muhlenberg County, you know...like in the song. Basically, there are corn fields and coal mines and brilliant Rhodes scholars on their way to solving the many mysteries of the cork screw...
Ok, I made that last part up. We don't even know what cork screws are. We store our wine the old fashioned way...inside used Cool Whip containers.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-12-14 19:56:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ETS, where in Kentucky did you grow up?
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-12-14 19:40:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-12-14 19:08:15 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-14 18:16:59 (#)
Ranking: 2
+2kie williams
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I bet you've been waiting to use that one all week cockstabber.
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Method stockpiles his uber responses like I stockpile fece.....uhhh...weapons. Yea, weapons.
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-12-14 19:08:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-14 18:16:59 (#)
Ranking: 2
+2kie williams
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I bet you've been waiting to use that one all week cockstabber.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-12-14 18:58:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2005-12-14 18:52:08 (#)
Ranking: 2
Powerpoint?!? Fookin' Powerpoint?
I never thought I'd see the day when ETS turned Gates' whore.
Hang your head in shame.
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I'm a bit different than most people in that my head usually stands at attention when I'm shamed.
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2005-12-14 18:52:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Powerpoint?!? Fookin' Powerpoint?
I never thought I'd see the day when ETS turned Gates' whore.
Hang your head in shame.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-14 18:16:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2kie williams
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-12-14 18:04:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-12-14 18:03:15 (#)
Ranking: 2
Cool. Played a bit too slow for me. Like an Electro post. But I am a fast reader.
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I agree. I'm a slow reader, and it was even too slow for me.
Submitted by dodahdave (user info) at 2005-12-14 18:04:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-12-14 17:50:29 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-12-14 17:21:40 (#)
Ranking: 2
think of the possibilities, we could even do ACCESS dbs with queries that return 'you are a dumb ass' as a value.
MS OFFICE RULES!!!
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I'm going to pivot table your ass for that one, biotch!
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Jesus, what a bunch of nerds.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-12-14 18:03:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Cool. Played a bit too slow for me. Like an Electro post. But I am a fast reader.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-12-14 17:50:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-12-14 17:21:40 (#)
Ranking: 2
think of the possibilities, we could even do ACCESS dbs with queries that return 'you are a dumb ass' as a value.
MS OFFICE RULES!!!
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I'm going to pivot table your ass for that one, biotch!
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2005-12-14 17:50:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Here is the key to my city. Take the one to my house too while you're at it!
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-12-14 17:49:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by DrSeussman (user info) at 2005-12-14 17:45:04 (#)
Ranking: 2
Wasn't that good really but could tell you put some serious work into it, there's your +2.
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I'll get better. This is the first slideshow I've ever done.
I wasn't that good at Photoshop when I started either. Not that I'm any good now...
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-12-14 17:48:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I can never get enough arnold jokes. Remember a few years ago when these guys would prank call people and play arnold quotes as a response? I think that is still the birthplace of comedy.
Submitted by DrSeussman (user info) at 2005-12-14 17:45:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Wasn't that good really but could tell you put some serious work into it, there's your +2.
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-12-14 17:38:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKIE!
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-12-14 17:31:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
nice
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-12-14 17:31:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
A for effort.
I can see this becoming the new math for some Uberusers.
Submitted by Drone_of_Industry (user info) at 2005-12-14 17:29:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
+1 for effort.
Sorry. I got burnt out on Arnold jokes years ago. I like the picture of him with Tookie as a skeleton though.
And you may just start a PowerPoint trend on Uber. ;)
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-12-14 17:27:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Also, I just found this out...
If you have a scroll mouse, you can scroll down once and skip the animations.
So there you go, Badassmofo.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-12-14 17:24:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-12-14 17:21:40 (#)
Ranking: 2
think of the possibilities, we could even do ACCESS dbs with queries that return 'you are a dumb ass' as a value.
MS OFFICE RULES!!!
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It's the new craze that's sweeping the nation. :P
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2005-12-14 17:22:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Grade A
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-12-14 17:21:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
think of the possibilities, we could even do ACCESS dbs with queries that return 'you are a dumb ass' as a value.
MS OFFICE RULES!!!
Submitted by ParlorTrick (user info) at 2005-12-14 17:21:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"Here's a picture of me thinking about Tookie"
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-12-14 17:18:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Yea, I did this at work, and unfortunately they only have PP '97, so there aren't many options in the animations.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-12-14 17:16:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The +2 is for the idea...I can't wait to work on one of these.
That said, it was sort of funny but not hilarious.
And you should speed up the handwriting parts I ended up clicking again to just get the writing over with.
Great idea though.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-12-14 17:16:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I've been laughing for the last two days because of hearing 'Ahnuld' saying 'Tookie' over and over again in my head. :D
I'm going to hell.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-12-14 17:15:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
well, you definately get a +2 for effort.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-12-14 17:14:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i do the best arnold impersonation. I could crack you up with...
"Remember when I said I'd pardon you, Tookie?"
"That's right, Arnold, you said that."
"I lied"
*throws switch*