Smooth Criminal (598 hits)
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Submitted by <donnefan.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-12-14 17:59:21 EST
http://www.local6.com/news/5527928/detail.html
This story almost seems like it was written to amuse...
A 500-pound man in Seminole County, Fla., was arrested Tuesday on suspicion of scamming fast-food restaurants out of large amounts of milk shakes and tacos, according to a Local 6 News report.
Jolicoeur would then call or visit the restaurants posing as a police officer or a firefighter and ask for a refund because there was a hair in his food, according to the report.
"He would come back and say, 'Oh, there is something wrong with it,'" Seminole County Sheriff's spokesman Steve Olson said. "There was a hair in my shake or there was a hair in my tacos. And, then he wants his money back."
Jolicoeur was captured after he went to a Steak N' Shake restaurant near Oviedo and Taco Bell in Central Florida and allegedly tried to get money back for the food he ordered.
Local 6 News reported that Jolicoeur has been arrested more than 24 times on charges of burglary, drugs and domestic problems, Local 6 News reported.
"Jolicoeur's rap sheet is as thick as a book," Local 6 reporter Chris Trenkmann said. "When he was first checked into the jail in 1991, he weighed 360 pounds. This morning, the jail weighed him at 500 pounds."
Police in Sanford, Fla., and other cities are investigating the possibility that Jolicoeur was scamming area restaurants, Trenkmann said.
He remains in the Seminole County Jail facing several charges.
P.S. Kelly Clarkson is really talented. Man, I really like her CD.
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Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2005-12-15 13:40:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
That's one guy I didn't fuck.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2005-12-15 09:46:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Reading the replies proves you are from Florida yourself. When he said "Anchorman" he was just refering to anyone who said the news, not the movie. Dumbass.
Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2005-12-14 23:56:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
more proof that the dick-shaped state of america produces the dumbest of the dumb.
Submitted by ScottPeterson (user info) at 2005-12-14 22:37:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Such a quality arrest
Submitted by Dreg (user info) at 2005-12-14 19:13:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I was never saying that this post had anything to do with Anchorman, but the fact that it inspired an Anchorman reference pissed me enough to give this a -2. That said +2 for being a little bitch who responds to every single person that rates him negatively. You will go quite far on this site.
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-12-14 18:42:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
This guy has been arrested over 20 times, yet was still on the street?
ajansen - hit me up on AIM: OK2BTPK
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-12-14 18:30:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No, there is nothing at all redeeming about me
Submitted by Donnefan (user info) at 2005-12-14 18:18:19 EST (#)
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yeah, hadnt been back in a while, then I posted again and remembered that if you write something that doesnt involve mocking christianity or dirty humor it is unlikely to be appreciated except by Blitzkrieg B and a few others.
This kind of story made me laugh though, which is usually what I came to Uber for originally.
Unfortunately now it seems full of bitter college students who spend Thursday nights playing with plums and do not read enough to see this has nothing to with Ron Burgundy.
I also did not realize that the goings on in Seminole county already was well known to everyone who reads this website. Jansen, the only redeeming thing I can think of about you is that you have a Scandanavian sounding name, but you could have been the spawn of those who were left behind when the Vikings improved their genetic stock with all the raping and pillaging.
Submitted by Dreg (user info) at 2005-12-14 18:07:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-12-14 18:05:03 (#)
Ranking: -2
One a day and enough with updating us with the fucking news, Mr. Anchorman.
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Not reading it, but -2 cause I HATE Anchorman
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-12-14 18:05:03 EST (#)
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One a day and enough with updating us with the fucking news, Mr. Anchorman.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2005-12-14 18:02:16 EST (#)
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is this smokymctsw? returned, but forgot your password?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2005-12-14 18:02:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Who ate all the pies?
Who ate all the pies?
You fat bastard
You fat bastard
You ate all the pies!