Big Kev (1645 hits)
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Submitted by Bushy (View user info) at 2005-12-15 02:04:37 EST
Below is Big Kev, he died this week. Can you guess the cause of death?
No, he didn't drown in a tub of mayonnaise, or suffocate on his twelfth
hotdog. That's right, heart attack.
Now, this isn't going to be a making fun of the fatties post, that would
be hypocritical. This is a tribute.
Who was Big Kev? He was a genuine Australian bloke that would appear on
morning TV spruiking cleaning products to the housewives and shut ins.
Yep, he was on a par with the weirdo chef guy from the miracle blade 3
infomercials, but far below Brooke Burke and her Pilates DVDs. Why was he
loved? Because of his ridiculous level of enthusiasm for everything. His
catch phrase "I'm excited!" was never softly spoken, and caught on to be
heard in primary school playgrounds and pubs alike, In the short amount
of time his line of cleaning products were successful, he was the major
sponsor of a V8 supercar team. He just seemed to be a good bloke, working
hard and getting the rewards. Of course it all fell apart, but his legacy
to the Australian people will live on for decades to come.
RIP Big Kev. Let "I'm excited!" ring out over the heavens.
User Reviews
Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2005-12-15 18:59:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeh poor ol big kev.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2005-12-15 10:17:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm excited!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Because this is another dead guy I fucked this week.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2005-12-15 10:12:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
His heart attack was probably caused because he got TOO excited.....
.....By small naked boys.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-12-15 09:21:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll clean my toilet in his memory.
Submitted by NotSteve (user info) at 2005-12-15 09:03:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by Stuch (user info) at 2005-12-15 08:24:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Did he get a heartattack while beating the shit out of the Lebanese?
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-15 08:14:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
poor dude
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2005-12-15 07:44:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Never heard of the bloke but you get +2 for such a heartfelt eulogy.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-12-15 07:01:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I miss the way his jowls quivered when he said "I'm excited".
*sniff*
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-12-15 06:59:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Apparently, he wasn't ever that excited.
Submitted by supervixen (user info) at 2005-12-15 06:49:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This +2 is for mentioning V8 supercars, best sport in Australia.
Oh and the Big Kev thing is sad too :(
Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2005-12-15 04:46:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I actually saw Big Kev in the flesh at Eagle Farm racecourse in Brisbane one day. He was a short, fat little fucker, and he had on the loudest shirt I've ever seen.
R.I.P Kev.
Submitted by Cracked_out_cali (user info) at 2005-12-15 04:40:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Here's hoping Billy Mays and his Oxy Clean follows suit in America
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-12-15 04:11:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by crazyaardvark (user info) at 2005-12-15 02:12:00 (#)
Ranking: 2
I was heartbroken when I heard Kev had made his last joyful exclamation...
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So wah he! BWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA AAAAHAAHAHAHAHAAHA
Sorry.
Submitted by DooZa (user info) at 2005-12-15 03:34:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It looks like he finally got a little too excited
Submitted by jagmcmanus (user info) at 2005-12-15 03:21:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Only in Qld could Big Kev have been a success.
What a guy, some more big kev trivia - in the 80's he went bust (as many developers and builders did) and he and the family lived in a shed for years. thats all the trivia I have, actually his shares listed at $1 and sunk all the way to 10c within 3 years I think. they never went abiobe that $1 float price.
I'm excited, what an Aussie battler. (why are all the aussie battlers bankrupts?)
Submitted by crazyaardvark (user info) at 2005-12-15 02:12:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I was heartbroken when I heard Kev had made his last joyful exclamation.
Rest in Peace Kev. Australia is not half as exciting without you.