The Dawn Of An Era: Official Rules And Last Call To Arms (2166 hits)
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Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (View user info) at 2005-12-15 14:34:03 EST
North (so far)
Lt. General GLALL
CookieLass
Fabit
Teephphah
MANICMOTHER
HighVoltage9000
The_Yellow_Dart
LadyPlural
SullyThePirate
SilvrWolf
MyNameIsTim
badassmofo + alters
Snark
electrictoothsyndrome
------------------------------------------------- there are a lot of pussies right here
South (so far)
Lt. General (\/)ethod
Jeanneee
MichaelJackson
Zerobootfuck
BuckeyesTHEGAME
Scott Peterson
Lisa
BadAssJulie
pantsarestupid
G-prime
Bigmike
Fartsmeller
JonnyX
JewToast
Shlongy
apollo88
Rules + Regulations
I was thinking about having a British faction as well, but the nationalities are pretty much baseless as this is just a bitter rivalry on a website.
*Important* We need three people who are willing to be unbiased and willing to devote some time on Wednesdays to read and decide upon winners. If you want to volunteer, just say so. If there are more than three volunteers, me and method will then select the three we think would be best for the job. If you become a delegate and decide to resign somewhere along the line, just e-mail me (jonesy0987.at.hotmail.com) so I can find someone to take your place.
The official start of the battle will be NEXT WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 21st.
Each week, a total of four generals; two from the north, two from the south, will be selected by their faction to represent them for that coming Wednesday, the day of battle. Your faction can either have volunteers that week or hold a vote, whatever. If you are a selected general and do not post that day, then you can still claim victory if you leave enough well-deserved comments to sway the national delegates into thinking that your series of reviews had more gold to mine than the opposing generals post. Winners will not be selected by # of reviews or highest rating as I feel that would only inspire each other to blast opposing generals with -2's, hence the need for the delegates. Also, if you are a general and your side loses, you cannot be chosen to battle again for two weeks.
I will update scores and the going-ons of battle on a periodic basis, with a chart with lines and whatever fuck else.
There are no guidelines to posting or reviewing, other than the usual rules already set forth by bart. Have a flame war, post something serious or funny, leave a page and a half review about the necessity of leeches, just make sure that it is good and will appeal to the delegates. At the end of the day, each delegate will select which side they feel represented their faction to the best of their abilities. The delegates will then leave a comment on their latest post as to which side they select to win that week. The war will last around 10-16 weeks, maybe longer/shorter dependingon interest, or until I decide that I no longer hate Method, which will be never. A winner will prevail (me), and a small prize that I will not name yet is going to be included for the winning side and all delegates.
If anyone is still interested, then please announce your allegiance so that I may conduct a final count on generals and provide rankings and background for everyone.
If your name is on the list and you don't want to participate, then tough shit. If you're on the wrong side just say something and I'll correct it.
Also, if you have suggestions regarding ways to improve the functionality of this war, feel free to add your input.
So, are you ready for battle?
User Reviews
Submitted by minimumdino (user info) at 2006-01-10 18:30:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
pot and kettle comes to mind when i see all this drivel.... malarky blaaaah
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2005-12-17 23:13:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2005-12-17 01:38:07 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-12-17 01:24:01 (#)
Ranking: 0
ugtliest mother fucker name of uberstie. fufck. you
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WOOHOOOOOOO!
It's another drunken GLALL Scavenger Hunt!!!!
I choose Pannini Bladder Skank!
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So do I win something or what?
Submitted by ScottPeterson (user info) at 2005-12-17 04:04:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2005-12-17 03:39:37 (#)
Ranking: 0
..you might get a post or two that will raise a smile - everyone will rate the shit out of all the involved posts and carry on like theyre the funniest pieces of sheer, pure hilarity ever created - when they are clearly pedestrian pieces of tired in-joke shite, and then people will lose interest as ideas begin to be come scarce and the posts all start to look exactly the same....
^^^^^^^^^^
You mean like Ubermas05?
*shudder*
The point of the conflict is to avoid that, no matter what the cost...in men or material.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2005-12-17 03:39:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-12-16 16:50:21 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-12-15 14:37:25 (#)
Ranking: 0
THIS IS GOING TO WORK.
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Probably not, but the attempt at success should be HILARIOUS!
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oh this is definately not going to work. you might get a post or two that will raise a smile - everyone will rate the shit out of all the involved posts and carry on like theyre the funniest pieces of sheer, pure hilarity ever created - when they are clearly pedestrian pieces of tired in-joke shite, and then people will lose interest as ideas begin to be come scarce and the posts all start to look exactly the same. but, for a while people will have some fun, so whatever.
ill detail more in my guerilla attack later on.
Submitted by ScottPeterson (user info) at 2005-12-17 02:40:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
The only thing I would suggest is that you keep this battle in the same character/time/theme?
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-12-17 01:35:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
thira is death. you xiea now fuckass party poper.
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-12-17 01:23:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i telel aou wahti, fuckign abhb aie@!@ 1aagodamn you1 fuck babies i win.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-12-16 16:50:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-12-15 14:37:25 (#)
Ranking: 0
THIS IS GOING TO WORK.
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Probably not, but the attempt at success should be HILARIOUS!
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2005-12-16 16:36:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
If you need to email me for anything (lists, assignments, drugs, steaks, strippers, etc.): silvrwolf.at.gmail.com
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-12-16 16:29:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
well i'm allowed to play with her when we're not in use right?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-16 15:56:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hi, I didn't say she was my ONLY whore on call. Sheesh.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-12-16 10:55:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-12-15 15:24:42 (#)
Ranking: 2
I still don't understand what it is I have to do in order to participate in this. I mean, besides be Method's whore on call.
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well now wtf am i gonna do?
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2005-12-16 10:53:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-12-16 08:44:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Fabit (user info) at 2005-12-16 04:06:54 (#)
Ranking: 2
Glad to be of service sir. More propaganda coming Ubers way. If you email me a list of Ubers and their "generals" names i will work it into the propoganda so people know who they are etc?
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Sure thing. I might actually, you know, need your e-mail address though.
And shandy, shandy, shandy. You're just a a whackjob, and that's why I love you.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-12-16 08:23:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Ooh! Ooh! Can I be one of the Japanese kamikaze pilots that takes out Method in a barrage of semi-automatic fire?
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-12-16 07:24:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Again, the nationality of the uber users have nothing to do with this war. On one forum, one war. A civil war! Dammit don't make me repeat myself again!
(I hope they don't find oot I'm a canuck...)
Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2005-12-16 07:20:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
This looks fairly evenly matched, I'm going to miss most of this.
Bugger
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2005-12-16 07:17:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
'nut job'?
that's a bit rich coming from you method
i have no doubt the uber masses will be shattered by my withdrawal, but i have to do the right thing.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-16 07:10:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
you were never appointed in the first place, you fucking nutjob
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2005-12-16 07:04:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
actualy, what am i saying
i don't have time for any of this judging nonsese. i must make a noble sacrifice.
i resign.
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2005-12-16 06:41:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
and you CERTAINLT can't have all pom judges. that would be a disgrace.
there may be some jnr role for bertram, thkough i'm not sure if he's fully proved himself as yet.
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2005-12-16 06:39:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
so in other words you will need to spend a lot of time under my Magisterial Desk, head up my magisterial robes, sucking the stale and bitter juice from my withered old nob.
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2005-12-16 06:36:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
just so long as it is understood that i am the Chief Judge, bellebrown
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2005-12-16 06:34:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2005-12-16 06:24:51 (#)
Ranking: 2
I volunteer to be judge and jury... is death a penalty for a really bad piece, because if it is - I don't think I have a problem with that.
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The British should be arbiters - Berty never posts anything anyway. I volunteer to uphold British fair play.
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2005-12-16 06:24:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I volunteer to be judge and jury... is death a penalty for a really bad piece, because if it is - I don't think I have a problem with that.
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2005-12-16 04:33:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I would sign up, but I refuse to serve under any Lt. General who will only mispronounce lieutenant.
Submitted by Fabit (user info) at 2005-12-16 04:06:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Glad to be of service sir. More propaganda coming Ubers way. If you email me a list of Ubers and their "generals" names i will work it into the propoganda so people know who they are etc?
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2005-12-16 03:52:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
you fucknig cunts with your innuendo
there is clearly only ONE MAN capable of judging this (whatever it is)
though i suppose the contestants might find the pressure of submitting material before the ruthless eye of Judge Shandy a bit overwhelming
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-12-16 03:47:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Den I wish I was in Dixie, Hoo-ray! Hoo-ray!
Submitted by thinning_temples (user info) at 2005-12-16 03:18:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Do any of you people have jobs?
Submitted by MisterMojoRisin (user info) at 2005-12-15 23:59:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
North, certainly. That's it.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-12-15 23:32:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Don't put me in the first week coach, my shop is moving and I'll be tearing my whole network down and setting it up in the new building next week.
I'm still here, consider me a sniper for the next week or so, ranging in now and then to take pot shots.
ha ha pot shots.
Submitted by fried-green-potatoes (user info) at 2005-12-15 23:29:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Needs more Nathan Bedford Forrest
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-12-15 22:52:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
alright wardy, tell you what, you chill the fuck out. Too much hostility is brewing from you, and I don't appreciate it. Keep your godamns nukes pointed away from me and I'll let you live to see another day.
I think iddqd has a point with the holidays thing, but then again the dates don't really fall close to anything. I planned on posting the rankings and generals this weekend anyways, and if enough people want to maybe we could have like a week hiatus after the first battle.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2005-12-15 22:25:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
personally i think this is a silly time to be doing this, as it is the holiday season, and lots of people will be away from periods of time.
i personally couldnt be fucked reading all that shit, also, im going to be away around new years for a week or two, so will be of no use.
if there is some way that i can be aggressively neutral and put shit on everyone and everything else involved, id be really happy to do so.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-12-15 22:19:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You know, the only reason the North won the war was because Grant stretched his troops too thin trying to break into Moscow. Nobody has ever been able to take Russia from the West during winter, he should have known that!
What?
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-12-15 22:15:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
(V)ethod? or (\/)ethod?
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-12-15 22:15:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Can't bother to check all the reviews, but just so everybody knows, I ALREADY DIBSED JEB STUART.
I know nobody cares or knows who I am! Do I care? NO!
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-12-15 22:13:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm one of Method's alters. Long live Method. All hail.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2005-12-15 22:00:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i have a problem glall. i said i was north korea fighting china and you seem to have left me out of your little post here... do you think you could fix that?
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2005-12-15 21:46:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
comment about war of uber agression...
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-12-15 20:52:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
And if we're claiming names, then give me Philip Henry Sheridan. He was a right bastard, perfect for me.
Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart (user info) at 2005-12-15 20:43:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HAS THE ERA DAWNED YET??
I CAN'T HOLD IT ANY LONGER!!!
...
...
I think I just pooped a little.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-12-15 20:32:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-12-15 18:15:21 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-12-15 15:37:07 (#)
Ranking: 2
Method....
Method.....
We're coming to get you....
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I can't wait to get all tubgirl on your ass...
However, I am on vacation next week, in Texas...no Uber! ieeee!
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You keep your shit covered women to yourself, dirty boy.
Join the North, my dear. Allow our power to wash over you and I'll send you a gaggle of pristine virgins for your personal use.
Stay with the South and all you'll recieve is Method's sloppy seconds and rectal hemmoraging when Shlongy gets drunk and mistakes you for TigerLilly.
Virgins or anal bleeding.... the choice is yours.
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-12-15 19:51:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
iddqd will join me, and the rest of the negroes.
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-12-15 19:50:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Quit with the whole lone warrior thing, id, we know that what you truly seek is acceptance. Trust me, Method is more than willing to accept you. Hell, I guess I would take.....no I didn't say it so it doesn't count. Actually, with your brutal honesty, you would actually be a good delegate if you don't mind me saying so. I'm pretty sure you wouldn't do it, though. Just a hunch.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2005-12-15 19:44:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
is it possible for me to form my own independent faction, consisting of me and me alone and fight both sides?
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-12-15 19:30:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
just pick a side mojo. if you like sodomy, blind people and the movie Deliverance, then join Method and the south. If you like houses built from vaginas and being paid with copious amount of drugs, join me and the overpowering Union.
Submitted by MisterMojoRisin (user info) at 2005-12-15 19:26:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey I want to join! North or South if needed, I don't care.
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-12-15 19:15:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
you find me more than one black person on ubersite Scott Peterson and I will buy you The Rolling Stones for a night.
Submitted by ScottPeterson (user info) at 2005-12-15 19:13:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Let me get this straight, you're the North and you haven't fielded any CCO's (colored commissioned officers)yet?
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2005-12-15 19:10:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'll join, I 'll fight for the north
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-12-15 19:03:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
what about the slaves? where art thou slaves in all of this?
i got an idea.
for all of you who dont give a good goddamn about this stupid shit, will be crowned "The Negroes"
..and I myself will be the Negro General.
my duties? well, pickin corn and plowin the fields, of course. i also know how to dance a jig, write my name and sing "swing low, sweet chariot".
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-12-15 19:01:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
screw teh union
fucking fascists/
L;OOK, THE PEOPLE IN CONTROL OF THE UNION HISTORICALLY WERE REPUBLICANS, AND YOU KNOW REPUBLICANS ARE FASCITSTS POLICE STATESERST
Submitted by CRUNKY40 (user info) at 2005-12-15 18:57:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Screw the Confederacy.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-15 18:55:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Email me so we can discuss the terms of your surrender. I am giving you this one opportunity to bow out gracefully. I'll even give you my chicken salad recipe.
method373.at.gmail.com
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-12-15 18:52:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
or something.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-12-15 18:51:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Grant that, and then is death a benefit:
So are we GLALL's friends, that have abridged
His time of fearing death.—Stoop, Überians, stoop,
And let us bathe our hands in GLALL's blood
Up to the elbows, and besmear our swords:
Then walk we forth, even to the MVA,
And waving our red weapons o'er our heads,
Let's all cry, "THE FUTURE OF MEDIA!"
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-12-15 18:48:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
GLALL was an ambitious man.
Submitted by SkinnyKenny (user info) at 2005-12-15 18:41:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The South's gonna do it again.
Submitted by ScottPeterson (user info) at 2005-12-15 18:39:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Try and stack the deck, or not, GLALL....we're going to OWN YOU, when this is over.
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-12-15 18:38:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
et tu, rad?
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-12-15 18:36:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
you just shut your godamn mouth, Method. I'm sure tinactin has his reasons for siding with you. Maybe you make a killer chicken salad, how the fuck would I know? You seem to forget that I still have the power of numbers because you are eight thousand fucking people and no one really likes you.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-15 18:32:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You're gettin desperate, GLALL, all this yammering you're doing and people STILL see you for the tool that you are. Might as well surrender now, because when next Wednesday comes around, you'll be looking for a Saddam-style hole to crawl into.
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-12-15 18:27:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2005-12-15 18:14:39 (#)
Ranking: 2
Sign me up as a confederate
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Ha ha ha.....YOU'RE FUCKING SERIOUS AREN'T YOU??? You're not really serious right???
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-12-15 18:15:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-12-15 15:37:07 (#)
Ranking: 2
Method....
Method.....
We're coming to get you....
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I can't wait to get all tubgirl on your ass...
However, I am on vacation next week, in Texas...no Uber! ieeee!
Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2005-12-15 18:14:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sign me up as a confederate
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2005-12-15 18:04:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I would like to serve under Ladyplural, or on top... whichever she prefers.
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2005-12-15 18:03:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Laughter...
...and DEVASTATION!
You make us all proud, Hooker.
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-12-15 17:55:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
SilvrWolf- Hell yeah! Especially when referred to as 'General Hooker'. I giggle profusely every time I say the words, so I figure I can at least provide laughter to the campaign.
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2005-12-15 17:53:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fookin' dialup. I was addressing B.A.J.
LadyP - HAR HAR HOOKER
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2005-12-15 17:52:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
haHA! A deserter! Already the enemy's resolve is crumbling.
Run, little one, run.
Show us all the yellow streak running down your back; soon the rest will follow.
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-12-15 17:50:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I DEMAND TO BE GENERAL 'FIGHTIN' JOE' HOOKER.
THAT IS ALL.
Submitted by ScottPeterson (user info) at 2005-12-15 17:43:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-12-15 17:37:02 (#)
Ranking: 2
Sign me up for the confederacy
****
no niggers
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2005-12-15 17:39:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Wait can I be a judge instead? I'm too lazy to take the time to write decent posts so it'd be unfair to my team.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-12-15 17:37:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sign me up for the confederacy
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-12-15 17:21:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2005-12-15 16:50:20 (#)
Ranking: 0
i don't understand this at all - except it seems to be an idea of mine you have stolen and perverted in some way
nevertheless, i am willing to take up judging duties. """
IMPARTIAL they said.
NOT anti-apollo.
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2005-12-15 17:10:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Excellent...
I come to the house drenched in the blood of cattle and disheartened at the lack of satisfaction from my day's slaughter. Then, this post meets my eyes. I can almost taste the fear of more meatbags lining up for their inevitable massacre. Who wants a steak?
As a resident of the southern state of VA and a slaveowner until 1987, it sort of turns my stomach that I'm betraying all that I once held dear...
...nevermind. It was just gas.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-12-15 16:58:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I am William Tecumseh Sherman.
Slash and burn baby.
Slash and burn!
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-12-15 16:56:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh come on shandy, like I don't know about you and apollo. Really now, what do you take me for?
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2005-12-15 16:50:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i don't understand this at all - except it seems to be an idea of mine you have stolen and perverted in some way
nevertheless, i am willing to take up judging duties.
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2005-12-15 16:33:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't know if I'll have time to join sides yet. I will volunteer to be a back up judge in case one of the current judges gets wounded in the line of duty.
Submitted by pantsarestupid (user info) at 2005-12-15 16:33:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-12-15 15:47:35 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-12-15 15:15:32 (#)
Ranking: 0
I am torn in this battle.
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You know, goatse was torn too! Look where it got him!
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-12-15 16:32:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
tell you what Xcuses, someone else volunteers and we'll have five delegates. Then you can ride off into the sunset with your container of peanut butter for sexual arousal to be used at a later point in time.
Also, I think that people should start choosing their favorite major generals or brigadier generals that you would like to be your alias for this epic monstrosity of death and destruction. I think the only one taken is jeb stuart by the idiotic and wife-beating g-prime. Anyone want to be Zachariah Hantey Deaz?
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-12-15 16:22:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
this post is becoming a geyfest
I'm surprised I haven't camped out more on it
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-12-15 16:18:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
is that what happened to you?
you make my toes curl in anguish just thinking about your leech like existence on the soft, milky teat of american taxpayers.
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-12-15 16:00:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You know what is gay? The fact that Method steals eight hundred dollars a year from his closest friends to buy chocolate shaped like a penis. That's really something you brag about to your grandkids when you're dying from some incurable evolved STD that actually ejaculates a virus onto your brain.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2005-12-15 15:54:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This is the kind of brilliance that dreams are made out of. Fucking wet dreams. Where I bang spanish girls.....
Damn it I fell asleep at work again!
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-12-15 15:53:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm trying to be nice.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-15 15:53:00 EST (#)
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kinda?
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-12-15 15:50:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
This is actually kinda gay.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2005-12-15 15:49:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh shit....
I spilled beer all over my good historically accurate Union uniform.....
Fuck I'll have to wear a batman costume I wore for Halloween when I was 15.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-12-15 15:47:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-12-15 15:15:32 (#)
Ranking: 0
I am torn in this battle.
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You know, goatse was torn too! Look where it got him!
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-12-15 15:45:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-12-15 15:40:27 (#)
Ranking: 0
this will go down in history as the most accurate re-inactment of the civil war that has ever been brought to fruition.
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How convenient that I already dress up in period-accurate regalia!
...or was that perio-blood regalia?
Whatever, I GOT CLOTHES! WOO!
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-12-15 15:40:27 EST (#)
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this will go down in history as the most accurate re-inactment of the civil war that has ever been brought to fruition.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-12-15 15:39:09 EST (#)
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I got Shlongy. Not that it should be anything but easy.
Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2005-12-15 15:37:57 EST (#)
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as log as the commies dont get their way.. or we'll all be speaking russian, and stuff...
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-12-15 15:37:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Method....
Method.....
We're coming to get you....
Run and hide you miserable, southern, cousin fuckers.
We shall rape your homes.
We shall pillage your women.
We shall set fire to your pants.
We shall make your dogs wear silly little outfits while we laugh and point.
We shall give you yellow snowcones and giggle like idiots when you tell us "This doesn't taste like lemon"
We shall overcome! Long live the United Uber!
Submitted by full_frontal (user info) at 2005-12-15 15:32:55 EST (#)
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Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2005-12-15 15:24:25 (#)
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Submitted by full_frontal (user info) at 2005-12-15 15:14:45 (#)
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Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-12-15 15:10:12 (#)
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You got it, frontal. All you have to do at the end of Wednesday is review your latest post with whichever facton you feel deserved to win that particular battle. Pretty simple.
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DONE
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Try and make sure that the post is labeled North and South, or Union and Confederate. Or if you want to look at a particular reply to a post, identify yourself as a general for your side.
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so everyone that posts will label North/South or whatever. we three kings judge them, and rate on OUR most recent post which side we see as victorious? That is pretty simple.
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-12-15 15:32:34 EST (#)
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DRUM DRUM DRUM DRUM DRUM DRUM DRUM DRUM HA HA HA DANCE!!!!!!!
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-12-15 15:27:30 EST (#)
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Actually I'm assigning actual generals from the war to certain users. They can change their name to whatever general they are/want to be for that post.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-12-15 15:24:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I still don't understand what it is I have to do in order to participate in this. I mean, besides be Method's whore on call.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2005-12-15 15:24:25 EST (#)
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Submitted by full_frontal (user info) at 2005-12-15 15:14:45 (#)
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Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-12-15 15:10:12 (#)
Ranking: 0
You got it, frontal. All you have to do at the end of Wednesday is review your latest post with whichever facton you feel deserved to win that particular battle. Pretty simple.
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DONE
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Try and make sure that the post is labeled North and South, or Union and Confederate. Or if you want to look at a particular reply to a post, identify yourself as a general for your side.
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-12-15 15:23:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey Method, shut the fuck up. This is about pride, my friend. This is about pushing people to do something interesting/better instead of having a fucking SHIT POST DAY, WHICH SHOULD BE EVERY GODAMN DAY IN THE FIRST PLACE. It's for fun. That's why.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-12-15 15:22:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Actually I'm not participating, I was just pointing out that I heart Method. Strike me from the list.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-15 15:20:04 EST (#)
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Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-12-15 15:15:32 (#)
Ranking: 0
I am torn in this battle.
On one hand I don't give a shit what's happening
on the other...I still don't give a shit what is happening.
I guess I'm still confused, even after reading your 1st post on this, what this is all about.
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You and me both, man.
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-12-15 15:20:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
That still doesn't explain what the hell is going on here.
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-12-15 15:18:46 EST (#)
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that's why you should just side with Method, Mike. It won't take a lot of effort. I just like having an arch enemy GODAMN YOU METHOD, YOUR SPINE SHALL BURN IN HELL!!!!!!!!!!! See? Friendly rivalries are fun.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2005-12-15 15:17:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ima channel the ghost of Richard Sharpe to teach me how to fire 3 shots a second.
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-12-15 15:15:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I am torn in this battle.
On one hand I don't give a shit what's happening
on the other...I still don't give a shit what is happening.
I guess I'm still confused, even after reading your 1st post on this, what this is all about.
Submitted by full_frontal (user info) at 2005-12-15 15:14:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-12-15 15:10:12 (#)
Ranking: 0
You got it, frontal. All you have to do at the end of Wednesday is review your latest post with whichever facton you feel deserved to win that particular battle. Pretty simple.
=-=-=-=-=-
DONE
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-12-15 15:10:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I want to be a voulunteer
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-12-15 15:10:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You got it, frontal. All you have to do at the end of Wednesday is review your latest post with whichever facton you feel deserved to win that particular battle. Pretty simple.
Submitted by full_frontal (user info) at 2005-12-15 15:06:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
so what do i have to do? read stuff and judge it after? i can do that.
who's with me? ahumblefool and indoninja?
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-12-15 15:05:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
The volunteers seem like a group of good heads, Dart. We don't need to use tricks to defeat them anyways, we shall be victorious.
Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart (user info) at 2005-12-15 15:02:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sir, Do you think we should have a member or three or all of us infiltrate the enemy base and pose as one of them? We could sabotage their posts, ensuring victory for the MOTHERLAND!
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2005-12-15 15:01:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll help Method fight you abolitionist bleeding heart rapscallions. The South will win THIS war of Northen Aggression.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-12-15 14:58:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
*Lifts kilt to show unshaven ass*
"I FART IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION!"
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-15 14:55:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
<throws sword at GLALL>
IS THIS NOT WHAT YOU CAME FOR? ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED???
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-12-15 14:50:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Sorry Bigmike, but your country needs you in this time of crisis. That and I thought Method could use some artillary. I tried to make it to where it's not going to require a lot of participation except for the particular day of battle, so just pick up your gun and get in there!!!
Submitted by freshspinach (user info) at 2005-12-15 14:49:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
One appeal of heterosexual anal sex may be the fact that the anus is generally tighter than the vagina. Some consider penetrating the tighter orifice to be a more pleasurable experience.
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2005-12-15 14:49:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
...and aren't at least three of the team members on Method's team actually him? :)
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-12-15 14:48:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
OH YEAH THIS IS GOING TO BE TOTAL DESTRUCTION!!!!! Go ahead, Method, proceed to cry, I know you can't hold it back anymore, little lady.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-12-15 14:48:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
cockgobblingthundercunts, this is going to be awesome.
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2005-12-15 14:48:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Was I drafted? All I remember is wanting to get loaded and play a little golf.
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-12-15 14:47:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
doesn't have objections, I meant.
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-12-15 14:46:26 EST (#)
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you'll get your chance, apollo.
ahumblefool and indoninja are volunteering as well, so if anyone has any objections, they alongside full_frontal will be our delegates for the time being.
Submitted by ahumblefool (user info) at 2005-12-15 14:45:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-12-15 14:42:04 (#)
Ranking: 0
ok, full_frontal has volunteered, and I think I have to give ahumblefool money? How the fuck did that come about?
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Loyalty man, loyalty. I shall volunteer for the good of all uber. Or becasue Wednesdays are typically very slow.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2005-12-15 14:44:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I think work is going to be slow for a while, so I think I could be a delegate.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-12-15 14:44:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
THE SOUTH SHALL RISE AGAIN!
Yer goin down, boy.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-12-15 14:43:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i wanna go head to head with teephphphpppahaphahpaphpahphphpapahaaahahp the god botherererererer
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-12-15 14:42:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't have any alters
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-12-15 14:42:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I once saw a worm poo.
True story.
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-12-15 14:42:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
ok, full_frontal has volunteered, and I think I have to give ahumblefool money? How the fuck did that come about?
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-12-15 14:41:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'll join. the north.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-12-15 14:40:37 EST (#)
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Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-12-15 14:39:15 (#)
Ranking: 2
GLALL is my only alter, sweet Jeanneee.
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Oh I get it now.
Submitted by ahumblefool (user info) at 2005-12-15 14:40:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
We need three people who are willing to be unbiased and willing to devote some time on Wednesdays to read and decide upon winners. If you want to volunteer, just say so
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I am like Switzerland and shall not be swayed, unless you pay me a $20 under the computer or show me your boobs.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-12-15 14:39:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
LONG LIVE THE CONFEDERACY! DOWN WITH THE UNION!
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-12-15 14:39:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
GLALL is my only alter, sweet Jeanneee.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2005-12-15 14:39:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I could be convinced to take up arms for the north. Kick those inbred southerners collective ass.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-12-15 14:39:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
This is so fucking lame.
Submitted by full_frontal (user info) at 2005-12-15 14:38:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i'll be an unbiased judge
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-12-15 14:38:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Now people are going to think I'm one of Method's alters.
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-12-15 14:37:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
THIS IS GOING TO WORK.
Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2005-12-15 14:36:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
i've already got my wagon and am on the oregon trail into the pacific northwest.