Attn. Uber Wimmin! Your Salvation Is Here! (832 hits)
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Submitted by Skinny Kenny (View user info) at 2005-12-15 15:25:47 EST
That's right! After 3 long, trying, monagamous years I'm back on the market. At wholesale prices! Come and get it while it's still fresh. Deals like this don't last for long!
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Submitted by SkinnyKenny (user info) at 2005-12-20 07:47:51 EST (#)
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Yeah, we were both at the bar, and impotence had nothing to do with it. I blame it on the inherant inability of the Navajo to process alcohol in the sane way that the white man has learned over many centuries of practice.
Submitted by Grimm (user info) at 2005-12-16 09:13:41 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2005-12-16 08:43:43 EST (#)
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She got violent after you'd been to the bar?
Wow, thats a really funny way of describing impotence - but whatever way you want to tell it.
Submitted by soccer (user info) at 2005-12-15 21:11:23 EST (#)
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awwwwwwwwwwwww
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Submitted by coocoocachoo (user info) at 2005-12-15 20:59:50 EST (#)
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Holy Shit! You look just like my ex. Funny thing is, his name is Kenny too.
wait....that's not funny, but you do look just like him.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2005-12-15 19:21:15 EST (#)
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Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-12-15 17:28:13 (#)
Ranking: -2
I feel for you, I really don't.
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Z, go out and get a beer. Put it on my tab. This comment is got-dam funny.
Oh, but the post sucks, though.
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2005-12-15 18:04:36 EST (#)
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hey hey it's Plato
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-12-15 17:35:25 EST (#)
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dare I say it?
can I talk shit about that old lady you were banging?
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-12-15 17:28:13 EST (#)
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I feel for you, I really don't.
Submitted by jack11058 (user info) at 2005-12-15 17:17:47 EST (#)
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dude.
NO!
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2005-12-15 17:17:45 EST (#)
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Ummm...is there a reason you're posing like that?
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-12-15 16:59:37 EST (#)
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ATTN GHEY MENZ
Submitted by full_frontal (user info) at 2005-12-15 16:09:55 EST (#)
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Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-12-15 16:08:28 (#)
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when was the last time you lifted something heavier than your girl's cock?
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hahahaha. first time i laughed on uber today!
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-12-15 16:08:28 EST (#)
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when was the last time you lifted something heavier than your girl's cock?
Submitted by sleepingmonkey (user info) at 2005-12-15 15:59:36 EST (#)
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Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2005-12-15 15:53:13 EST (#)
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I'd do ya.
Sure I'm a guy, but that's probably the best offer you're gonna get, so I'd take it if I were you.
Submitted by SkinnyKenny (user info) at 2005-12-15 15:51:56 EST (#)
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Dude- watch out!
I think someone is coming down the falls in a barrel
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That's just badass' frozen remains finally washing down the mountain this coming spring thaw!
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Tiger - I'll look forward to it.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-15 15:45:51 EST (#)
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I absolutely will. There may be a few others too from here. I'll keep ya posted. ;)
Submitted by SkinnyKenny (user info) at 2005-12-15 15:45:01 EST (#)
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I'm going to Vegas maybe late Feb early March???
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Let me know when and I'll meet you there. No shit. I was just out there over Thanksgiving. It's less than a 5 hour drive.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-12-15 15:41:12 EST (#)
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Dude- watch out!
I think someone is coming down the falls in a barrel
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-15 15:39:42 EST (#)
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Submitted by SkinnyKenny (user info) at 2005-12-15 15:34:37 (#)
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-15 15:31:25 (#)
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Get your ass to the mountains then. Come have some fun.
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Babe, I would love to, but it's just not in the cards. Bring the party out west and I'm in!
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I'm going to Vegas maybe late Feb early March???
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2005-12-15 15:36:28 EST (#)
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Submitted by SkinnyKenny (user info) at 2005-12-15 15:30:01 (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-12-15 15:26:51 (#)
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Got dumped huh? That blows.
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Actually, I was the dumper, not the dumpee. One too many nights of coming home from a bar and having the little lady get violent. It sucks to have to just stand there getting hit and not be able to hit back. Had to end it before I did something I regeretted.
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Like start lifting weights so you would be strong enough to defend yourself?
Submitted by SkinnyKenny (user info) at 2005-12-15 15:35:43 EST (#)
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X - The shoe does fit. Why not wear it with pride?
Better than being Fat Tony, huh?
Submitted by SkinnyKenny (user info) at 2005-12-15 15:34:37 EST (#)
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-15 15:31:25 (#)
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Get your ass to the mountains then. Come have some fun.
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Babe, I would love to, but it's just not in the cards. Bring the party out west and I'm in!
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-12-15 15:34:20 EST (#)
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Now I know why you call yourself SKINNY Kenny. Maybe you could date one of the Olsen twins.....the anorexic one
just playin'
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2005-12-15 15:33:38 EST (#)
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Submitted by NotSteve (user info) at 2005-12-15 15:32:11 EST (#)
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Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2005-12-15 15:31:42 EST (#)
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I'd do you. But you would have to be the woman. Is that okay?
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-15 15:31:25 EST (#)
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Get your ass to the mountains then. Come have some fun.
Submitted by SkinnyKenny (user info) at 2005-12-15 15:31:04 EST (#)
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Or got me thrown in jail.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-12-15 15:30:13 EST (#)
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don't be afraid to mix in about 1000 push ups
Submitted by SkinnyKenny (user info) at 2005-12-15 15:30:01 EST (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-12-15 15:26:51 (#)
Ranking: 1
Got dumped huh? That blows.
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Actually, I was the dumper, not the dumpee. One too many nights of coming home from a bar and having the little lady get violent. It sucks to have to just stand there getting hit and not be able to hit back. Had to end it before I did something I regeretted.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2005-12-15 15:29:03 EST (#)
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Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2005-12-15 15:28:58 EST (#)
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I'd hit it.
WTF?
-Dave
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2005-12-15 15:27:36 EST (#)
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Jump off that fucking waterfall you're standing next to.
Just kidding, cutie pie. Too bad I'm married.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-12-15 15:26:51 EST (#)
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Got dumped huh? That blows.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-15 15:26:35 EST (#)
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I knew you would be cute. You're too far. ;(