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Happy B-Day Monkypants (705 hits)

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Rating: 0.37 on 41 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by miss_tila (View user info) at 2005-12-15 17:10:36 EST





Today is my sister's (monky's) B-Day and since I didn't get her anything just yet, I thought I would give her a "shout out" on Uber where I know she would see it!


To the most fun lovin person I know with a heart of gold and a hollow leg... Happy beeeer.... err...umm .... HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!

Luv ya rerkin!!!

ME

Uberer's feel free to comment on how you love monkypants too.....


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Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-12-17 08:20:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-12-16 08:38:34 (#)
Ranking: 1

I know Ali G comes from the West Staines massive...

... what is a massive?
--------------------
It's what williamson purports to stick up your arse.

Many happy returns, Munkeypants, albeit belated. I'd do a rivetting tribute post but your birthday is wayyyyyyyyyyy too close to Christmas, and I know you'd appreciate the growing up and getting the this-is-your-birthday-AND-Christmas-present-because-you-can't-have-your-b'day-cake-and-choke-on-a-penny-in-a-pudding -at-the-same-time-unfair-but-fair mentality of the people that have/had had/have have/have... oh good grief had to spend money on you. Posts and reviews don't grow on fucking trees. Happy birthday.

Submitted by full_frontal (user info) at 2005-12-16 11:01:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

i love mUnkypants. is that the same person you are talking about?

Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-12-16 10:47:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Happy Birthday Paula

You rock!!!

See ya soon

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-12-16 08:38:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

I know Ali G comes from the West Staines massive...

... what is a massive?

Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2005-12-16 08:25:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Happy birthday and all of that... but next time: they do shout outs on the radio where people can HEAR them.

Big shout going out the the Essex crew... especially the southend massive.




Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-12-16 08:22:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

I usually go along with birthday wishes but I need to be able to read the fucking wishes without getting a headache.

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-12-16 08:17:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I hope that you throw her a lemon party.

http://www.lemonparty.org

Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2005-12-16 07:14:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm confused how people think this is an alter. DERP DE DERP!

Munkey: i would have gotten you something, but I'm poor. So I rubbed one out to a camwhore of you, and am mailing it to you. Hope your b-day was good.

Submitted by Technoboy (user info) at 2005-12-15 20:36:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Alter

Submitted by Lechuga (user info) at 2005-12-15 20:18:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MISS MUNKEYPANTS!!!!

See you tomorrow!! :) Much love to ensue.

Submitted by miss_tila (user info) at 2005-12-15 20:06:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

awwww... wow man!

Thanks sis!!

Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-12-15 19:38:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

So hey uh do those big juggs run in the family?

Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-12-15 19:38:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Happy Birthday indeed, although this post was really lacking (like one of mine) anyhoot heres a +2.

Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2005-12-15 19:30:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

HAPPY B DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by miss_tila (user info) at 2005-12-15 19:07:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

<weeps and smokes>

now I have to go to Walmart

Submitted by miss_tila (user info) at 2005-12-15 19:04:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I should have just shown a pic of her tits......

( and the crowd goes wild...+2+2+2+2)

Submitted by miss_tila (user info) at 2005-12-15 19:02:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

( Oh.. Paula..here I..um..got you a -2 and o rating for your B-Day )



Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-15 18:56:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Who can top goatse?

http://www.portalastur.com/lallala.jpg

Submitted by miss_tila (user info) at 2005-12-15 18:56:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

They did I'm the leftovers

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-12-15 18:52:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Munkeypants has a sister?

I thought when they made her they broke the mould!

Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2005-12-15 18:47:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Yayyyyyyy Happy B'Day munkeypants i hope someone frolicks in your underpants tonight. you know i would if it wasnt for a certain UBER lady <wink wink>

Submitted by miss_tila (user info) at 2005-12-15 18:44:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

OK... someone has to make this worth the while...

and the verbal bashing....

Who can top goatse?????

There has to be a "TUB GUY" out there somewhere..



Submitted by SkinnyKenny (user info) at 2005-12-15 18:38:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

MUNKY, you're a cutie. Happy Birthday.

Submitted by miss_tila (user info) at 2005-12-15 18:36:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Thanks ...err..for umm.. that Method.



Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-15 18:33:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I love Paula, but I have to say this anyway:

Show your fuckin tits, stupid

Happy Bday Paula! If i knew beforehand it was your birthday, I would have sent you a set of green anal beads.



Submitted by miss_tila (user info) at 2005-12-15 18:23:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Come on.

Bad form.

Say something nice or just fuck off.

Chances are if you don't like munkey your just
an asshole anyway and no one likes YOU.

LONG LIVE MUNKYPANTS!!!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2005-12-15 18:09:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

happy berfdayz paula, here, have some dick!

Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-12-15 18:04:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

send an email next time

Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2005-12-15 18:03:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

get her laid!


Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-12-15 17:59:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Fucking awesome.

Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2005-12-15 17:57:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

LOLZ!!!

Submitted by jack11058 (user info) at 2005-12-15 17:54:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

this oughta do it...

Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2005-12-15 17:42:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

<stares>

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-12-15 17:41:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-12-15 17:40:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Happy Birthday to Paula, wherever she is

Submitted by miss_tila (user info) at 2005-12-15 17:35:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I said she is fun lovin, I didn't say she could spell....

Submitted by miss_tila (user info) at 2005-12-15 17:32:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

The name IS monkypants. I gave it to her!

Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-12-15 17:30:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

allow me.

Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2005-12-15 17:18:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Just checked.

It is her birthday.

Happy Birthday, get drunk for me.

I should deduct ratings for spelling her name wrong (Munkeypants) but I don't have the heart.

-Dave

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-12-15 17:12:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Does she still post on here?
I haven't seen Paula in ages...

Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-12-15 17:11:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I think not.


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