How to give your friends an STD (818 hits)
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Submitted by Aristides Sweetmeat (View user info) at 2005-12-15 18:05:14 EST
...without actually having sex with any of them.
Step 1: Create a new email address
Step 2: Go to http:inspotla.org/tell-them/
You can send e-cards through mail, as an impersonal way to inform your sex partners that you've caught an STD. You have 6 types of cards, with tones ranging from humorous to serious and abrupt.
A few examples:
"There is something I need to tell you"
I found out that I have an STD. You might want to get checked if you haven't already.
"It's not what you brought to the party, it's what you left with"
I left with an STD. You might have, too.
"Who? What? When? Where?"
It doesnt matter. I got an STD. You might have it too.
Personally, I reccomend sending cards to people who dont know each other, otherwise the effectiveness of the joke is greatly reduced. Also, it might be wise to juggle various diseases. If somebody told me I might have aids, I would probably assume it was a joke. But if someone said I might have syphilis, well, that's just scary.
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Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2005-12-16 10:21:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This is so December 15, 2005.
Submitted by drewbear (user info) at 2005-12-16 05:03:50 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2005-12-16 04:45:37 EST (#)
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I might post about that site later on. Maybe people will have forgotten the TWO OTHER TIMES by then.
Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2005-12-16 02:59:28 EST (#)
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what the hell man if they are comin at you , means they want somethin, more better you look after them and care for them, than they get on the street uh?
WTF WTF WTF
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Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-12-15 19:35:58 EST (#)
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ooh ooh i know how. you send them to your moms house.
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2005-12-15 19:00:40 EST (#)
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There was already a post about this. Don't push it.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2005-12-15 18:57:13 EST (#)
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I expected more. Why? Nooo idea, really. I just expected more.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-12-15 18:14:29 EST (#)
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maybe give the front page a quick scan before you post next time
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2005-12-15 18:11:46 EST (#)
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so... yeah... about that...
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-12-15 18:07:47 EST (#)
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wow
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-12-15 18:06:38 EST (#)
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someone already beat you to it today.
I'd say sorry, but I'm not.