The Dawn of A New Era: Your Generals await - Uber Civil War (1370 hits)
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Submitted by Fabit (View user info) at 2005-12-16 07:19:13 EST
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Submitted by Draqus (user info) at 2005-12-19 15:29:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sorry, I'm Irish. I'll wait until you get it sorted out and the potato crop fucks up, and then take over.
Without bloodshed, too.
That sound fair?
Submitted by ScottPeterson (user info) at 2005-12-17 00:30:39 EST (#)
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Submitted by jack11058 (user info) at 2005-12-16 11:48:37 (#)
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i have a hard time believing that bigmike, of all people, would stand for the dissolution of this Uber union of ours.
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Maybe it's time to set aside the bunker mentality here and/to see what happens?
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2005-12-17 00:12:55 EST (#)
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Submitted by jack11058 (user info) at 2005-12-16 11:48:37 (#)
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i have a hard time believing that bigmike, of all people, would stand for the dissolution of this Uber union of ours.
I didn't agree to anything. My name is in there because somebody thought it would be a good idea. It wasn't me. I think this is silly.
Submitted by fried-green-potatoes (user info) at 2005-12-16 23:28:35 EST (#)
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Forrest ain't on that poster of Reb generals? WTF!
"Confederate General Nathan Bedford Forrest had 30 horses shot from under him and personally killed 31 men in hand-to-hand combat. 'I was a horse ahead at the end,' he said." (PBS)
Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2005-12-16 18:14:08 EST (#)
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damn, i thought my genitals were in here...
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-12-16 18:01:26 EST (#)
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I am going to burn your Unionist villages, and salt your posts with -2s....
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-12-16 17:42:09 EST (#)
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Oooh email me too. lady.plural.at.gmail.com
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-12-16 16:22:10 EST (#)
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oooh wait i decided i wanna be the french!!! that way i can let you do all the fighting and just get in line with the winner at the last minute.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-12-16 16:19:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I thought this would be an easy call to side with the North...
But then I saw Jeanneee & Shlongy backing the south.
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH I CAN'T DECIDE!!!
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2005-12-16 16:01:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Woohoo! I got a bitchin' soup strainer there, although that's not my good side.
Free moustache rides, ladies!
And long live the north and all that jazz...
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2005-12-16 15:55:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart (user info) at 2005-12-16 15:25:28 EST (#)
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I'm obviously the young gun, I can't even grow facial hair!
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-12-16 15:21:04 EST (#)
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I'll e-mail anyone who wants questions answered very soon.
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-12-16 14:52:13 EST (#)
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I'M STILL GENERAL JOSEPH 'FIGHTIN' JOE' HOOKER.
General Hooker. Bwahahahahahahahahaha!
Submitted by Tormencha (user info) at 2005-12-16 14:39:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
All you mother fuckers need a shave!
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2005-12-16 14:24:32 EST (#)
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I also lack a full understanding of what we are doing.
HighVoltage900.at.aol.com
Fill me in and I'll loan you some of the stuff I'll loot from the Shlongy's house.
Submitted by ScottPeterson (user info) at 2005-12-16 14:21:22 EST (#)
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Btw, Does Julie look kinda hot or it is just me?
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-12-16 14:21:12 EST (#)
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I'm still not sure either... marley.lives.at.gmail.com to let me know exactly what is expected of a general, please.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-12-16 14:19:56 EST (#)
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And how, exactly is the South going to bring about the early demise of Uber? Eh? EH???
Shit posters, serious writers and seriously funny writers can all come together under the protection of the (\/) Confederate flag.
I'm a shit poster.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2005-12-16 14:18:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I still don't know what's going on, all I know is that there better be punch and pie, and whores.. Anyone want to fill a retard in, please email: mistressfist.at.gmail.com
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-12-16 14:17:32 EST (#)
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Sorry. I lost myself for a minute there. But Jeb Stuart had a beard! I like saying Jeb Stuart. Jeb Jeb Jeb Jeb Stuart. Stuart. Stuart Stuart. It's fun to say it with an accent like Patrick Stewart. I am, Jeb Shtee-oo-ut.
This is still lame...
Submitted by ScottPeterson (user info) at 2005-12-16 14:09:56 EST (#)
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I look like one bald, ugly and up-tight motherfucker so I'll follow Jonny X into hell itself.
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-12-16 13:48:17 EST (#)
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Easy G, you're still Jeb, don't worry about it.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-12-16 13:39:48 EST (#)
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You fool! I had already dibsed Jeb Stuart!
This is so goddam lame...
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-12-16 13:39:14 EST (#)
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Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-12-16 11:25:41 (#)
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Don't forget the General of the North has promised all the weed you can smoke.
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SHIT!!! Why did I join the South again? I don't even know! Oh, right. Method. ALL HAIL!
Shit, man, the North has the weed? Fuck...
Method should provide us with the Mexican stuff! We have the border, AND we're closer to South America. Panama Red? Incan Gold?
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-12-16 13:37:08 EST (#)
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I don't know if I can handle this much responsibility...
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-12-16 13:03:04 EST (#)
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Shlongy will be a corpse full of lead balls by the time I'm through with him.
Having balls should be a new experience for him...
...unless, of course, you shoot him in the mouth. He's used to that.
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2005-12-16 13:02:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I won't have internet again until Monday, and that's only at work. I'm hit or miss depending on my work load. I have a lot going on this weekend though so I am sure there will be stories to tell.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-12-16 13:01:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Don't fire until you see the whites of their eyes, men...
...what's that??? They're wearing sunglasses???
DRAT! FOILED AGAIN!
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-12-16 12:49:07 EST (#)
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I'll be e-mailing you later today mighty regarding your questions. I also think that badass's latin motto is very fitting for this, so yeah let's use it.
Also, I'm thinking....JUST a thought, but I think it would be a great way to start things, to have ETS versus Shlongy, apollo versus Teephphah for the first battle. JUST a thought, because I haven't seen Teephphah around lately and I don't know if he'll be available to post for Wednesday. The final list of generals and rules will be posted tomorrow, so hopefully we can clear things up then.
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2005-12-16 12:28:09 EST (#)
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Well then: Mors ultima linea rerum est!!!
When we win can I rescue Jeannee from her Southern Captors? I've always wanted to play the hero...
Submitted by pantsarestupid (user info) at 2005-12-16 12:20:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Dude! I'm one hot fuckin' man.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2005-12-16 12:16:53 EST (#)
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I gots me a porno stash.
Ima take my men, march em through the hail of lead and the cries of the fallen, until we're standing on top of the enemy.
Then we're going to drop them to their knees and show them what muzzle loading is all about.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-12-16 12:15:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i always wanted to be a prostitute in a war zone. my dream come true. *sigh*
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-12-16 12:12:48 EST (#)
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I like how ManicMother is a bald guy with sideburns.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-12-16 12:12:03 EST (#)
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Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2005-12-16 11:08:16 (#)
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Can I join the south side? It has Shlongy and Jeaaannne, so I can make a dirty sammich.
Is it too late?
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Sure you can join the South...
But you can also choke on the business end of my bayonnette. Join the North or DIE, Dog!
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-12-16 12:09:55 EST (#)
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I will squash the south beneath the heel of my boot like the maggots they are.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-12-16 12:09:19 EST (#)
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It's latin "Death is everything's final end"
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2005-12-16 12:04:38 EST (#)
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Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-12-16 11:44:37 (#)
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General Sir, I'd like to nominate this "Mors ultima linea rerum est" as our motto for the North.
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I second the nomination, General sir.
(Badass - I don't speak Japanesse, please translate).
Submitted by jack11058 (user info) at 2005-12-16 11:48:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i have a hard time believing that bigmike, of all people, would stand for the dissolution of this Uber union of ours.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-12-16 11:44:37 EST (#)
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General Sir, I'd like to nominate this "Mors ultima linea rerum est" as our motto for the North.
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2005-12-16 11:41:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I pledge allegiance
to GLALL
Of the Northern Army of Uber
And to the slacking
for which it stands
With drugs, sex, and rock and roll for all.
I have no idea what my time schedule will be like in the next few weeks with the end of the year and all. Email me at my_tee_one.at.hotmail.com with whatever you need me to do and I shall do my best Capn', oh my capn!
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-12-16 11:33:48 EST (#)
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This is a time of war Mighty, of course it is.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-12-16 11:33:03 EST (#)
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Of course its Chronic dude, this is the North...you know how we roll.
Besides we control all drug trafficing and we send all the schwag to the south.
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2005-12-16 11:27:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-12-16 11:20:18 (#)
Ranking: 2
i just wanna be a hooker in the west, that's a school marm by day. can i do that?
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Well that makes me want to head west.
Badass - about this weed...chronic?
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-12-16 11:25:41 EST (#)
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Don't forget the General of the North has promised all the weed you can smoke.
Submitted by ahumblefool (user info) at 2005-12-16 11:25:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I sit stoically upon the fence, waivering not towards one side or the other. I am constant as Orion.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-12-16 11:20:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i just wanna be a hooker in the west, that's a school marm by day. can i do that?
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2005-12-16 11:19:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-12-16 10:50:28 (#)
Ranking: 2
Yes MyTeeOne, you do have her, but she's Method's camp follower leaving you poor deluded southern souls with Harriet the 90 year old Harlot, and Big Bertha with the glass eye.
Come to the Union. We provide young nubile followers with clean bills of health, and your choice of flavored lubricant. Here in the North we aim to please.
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As of now, I pledged allegiance to no side. I must admit, a clean bill of health and flavored lube sweetens the deal.
South, do you have a counter offer?
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2005-12-16 11:14:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-12-16 11:12:13 (#)
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It's not too late Mistress. I'll add you to the list.
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Spank you very much!!!
Even though I don't know what I'm getting in to.
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-12-16 11:12:13 EST (#)
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It's not too late Mistress. I'll add you to the list.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2005-12-16 11:08:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Can I join the south side? It has Shlongy and Jeaaannne, so I can make a dirty sammich.
Is it too late?
Submitted by Boondock (user info) at 2005-12-16 10:57:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-12-16 10:50:28 (#)
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Yes MyTeeOne, you do have her, but she's Method's camp follower leaving you poor deluded southern souls with Harriet the 90 year old Harlot, and Big Bertha with the glass eye.
Come to the Union. We provide young nubile followers with clean bills of health, and your choice of flavored lubricant. Here in the North we aim to please.
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Yes, but does the North have TP?
Submitted by Boondock (user info) at 2005-12-16 10:55:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
UNION!!!!! WOOO!!!! Kick HillBilly ass!! WOOO!! UNION!!! WOOO!!!
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-12-16 10:50:28 EST (#)
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Yes MyTeeOne, you do have her, but she's Method's camp follower leaving you poor deluded southern souls with Harriet the 90 year old Harlot, and Big Bertha with the glass eye.
Come to the Union. We provide young nubile followers with clean bills of health, and your choice of flavored lubricant. Here in the North we aim to please.
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2005-12-16 10:21:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I have no idea what I am looking at, but I am excited.
I have to admit, my alliance is starting to sway towards the North but I am not convinced yet. The South does have Jeanee the whore in waiting.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2005-12-16 10:14:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
It's time to rape some confederates. I'm looking at you apollo.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-12-16 09:42:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
cookielass24.at.yahoo.com. I'm a moron.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-12-16 09:42:02 EST (#)
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HAHAHAHAHA I'm on the poster and I still have no clue what this is all about. General GLALL, e-mail your clueless soldier and let her know exactly what it is she's gotten herself into: cookielass.at.yahoo.com
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-12-16 09:23:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This is fucking awesome. I'll e-mail you the final lists and a who's who type of deal this weekend.
Submitted by Fabit (user info) at 2005-12-16 09:04:02 EST (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-16 08:45:02 (#)
Ranking: 2
This is not the final tally, it will be announced on Monday.
And no, none of those people are my alters.
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If you or GLALL let me know the final tally i will compile a final list and photoshop it until it can be photoshopped no more. Email me at Fabit85.at.gmail.com.
Ta
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-12-16 08:59:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
wooo stars and bars baby
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-16 08:45:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This is not the final tally, it will be announced on Monday.
And no, none of those people are my alters.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-12-16 08:43:13 EST (#)
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I already said in the last one, I AM NOT A PART OF THIS.
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-12-16 08:28:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll only play along if I can be Prince Rupert of the Rhine.
Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2005-12-16 08:26:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm going with the south.
Can't go against method and apollo88.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-12-16 08:25:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Okay...let me get this straight.
This is some sort of writing competition thing, so if 7 of method's "allies" are his alters, he's going to be doing a lot of writing.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-12-16 08:25:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Everyone looks as old as Shlongy.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2005-12-16 08:19:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
awesome.
yet another ridiculous thing to distract me from work.
Submitted by nate (user info) at 2005-12-16 07:51:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
if there is anything I've learned from GNR it's that I don't need your civil war, it feeds the rich while it buries the poor
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2005-12-16 07:41:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Go Redcoats. Uh...
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-12-16 07:33:40 EST (#)
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boo
I thought I joined this.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-12-16 07:30:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
There comes a time in every man's life when he has to take stock of his life and it inner workings. He must look at his peers, rally their interests, combine their powers in order to protect and enforce certain freedoms. I say to thee, Army of the North, protectors of freedom, join me. Let us take up force with one another and strike down the invasionist south. Go forth mighty warriors, let freedom and truth be your guide. Detstroy your enemies, bootstomp the dirty bitches and return as the warrior poets your were born to be.
"Mors ultima linea rerum est"
Submitted by Fabit (user info) at 2005-12-16 07:19:37 EST (#)
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GO UNIONISTS WOOT!!!!